between men and women

tenth post

After I entered the vocational school, I told myself, forget everything about the past, I just want to study here in a normal way, and I don’t want to have close relationships with anyone, I just want to spend these three years safely.But the senior who kicked the back door of our class that night and called my name made me a well-known celebrity overnight. Even the senior seniors knew that there was a boy in the accounting class who looked like a girl, and was mistaken by the senior for It's a junior.

It's a bad feeling to be pointed at on the street.I am not a person who can take other people's eyes calmly, not to mention that I am afraid that my abnormality will be seen by others under the eyes of everyone's searchlights, so I keep a low profile, wishing I could lower myself to the dust Going in, I didn't even dare to raise my head when I was walking, and my mood was once depressed to the extreme.

The first person who noticed that I was not in good condition was Zou Feng who was sleeping on my lower bunk.I couldn't sleep every night, and the movement of turning over might be a bit loud. After a few days, he finally couldn't help complaining: "Chen Jia, what are you doing, you keep tossing and turning at night, what the hell are you thinking about when you don't sleep?"

I said I'm sorry, I've been having a bit of insomnia for some reason lately.He just laughed at me: "You are a man who looks like a woman, you lose sleep."

I hate it when people say I look like a woman.I'm just a little more delicate, not a sissy!But I didn't want to quarrel with him. After all, I was the one who disturbed his night's rest, so I just glanced at him and didn't speak, and silently took my job and went to the cafeteria to eat.

While queuing up to get food with my head down, someone suddenly patted me on the shoulder.I turned around and saw that it was Peng Zhiran.He said to me: "You are here, let me jump in the queue." The students in the back immediately became unhappy, and said, "Why do you jump in the queue? Didn't you see so many people queuing up behind here?"Without blushing, he said directly to the man: "We eat together." Then he said to me: "You stay here, I'll go up and see what's on the menu today." After a while he ran back and followed I said: "I want to eat braised pork ribs and green vegetables, you can buy them for me. I'll go to cook." Without waiting for my answer, I ran to the restaurant window to line up.

I was a little dazed.The school distributes two enamel bowls to each person. Usually, when I eat alone, I put rice in one bowl, a vegetarian dish in the other bowl, and then put a meat dish on top of the rice.Today I was interested in steamed small yellow croaker and braised eggplant, but now I have two enamel bowls in my hand and I need to make four dishes. How should I put them?Or I can only eat braised pork ribs and green vegetables today!

In the end, I had no choice but to order two big dishes and two green vegetables. When I arrived at the dining area of ​​my class, Peng Zhiran had already divided the meal and waited for me with a spoon in his mouth.Seeing me put down the two pots, I was still happy: "Hey, you eat the same food as me. It seems that our tastes are similar. You see, it is much faster to buy food by one person and vegetables by the other. Let's work together in the future. "

I poked at the big row depressedly, ate my head and ignored him.

After dinner, he returned to the dormitory, only to find that he and Zou Feng had changed beds.

I looked at him in surprise, and he smiled and said indifferently: "Zou Feng wants to change with me, so I will change. Anyway, I am a heavy sleeper, and I fall asleep when I touch the pillow."

I yelled, but didn't make a sound.Later, I really partnered with him.

No.11 posts

Originally, at the beginning of school, the seats were all randomly seated by myself. After the military training was over, a preliminary test was conducted. After the results came out, the head teacher readjusted the seats.I don't know what standard of measurement was used, but it was a coincidence that Peng Zhiran and I were sitting together.

The two of us are both tablemates and meal friends, and we sleep in bunk beds, so we naturally walk together in and out of class, and take a bath together.It's strange, since I have him with me, I don't seem to mind so much when someone points at me again, and my mood is better.Later, as time went by, everyone gradually lost interest in the topic of my male and female appearance, and I felt completely relaxed and smiled a little more.

And the matter of living in school may be the nightmare of many boys with low self-care ability.And Peng Zhiran must be the most incapable of self-care I have ever met.He doesn't do the dishes, I've done the dishes since he joined me.He didn't wash his socks or underwear either, and he brought home a bag full of clothes every week.Forget about these, there are other boys in our class like this.But he was so exaggerated that he didn't even fold the quilt. Every morning he rolled up the quilt and stuffed it into his closet, and it was OVER.

I asked him why he was like this, and he said that he still needs to sleep at night after folding, what kind of folding.I almost blurted out, isn't the food you eat will turn into shit in the end, why don't you eat shit.

It turned out that his lazy quilt folding method would infect other people later. In the end, no one in our dormitory except me made the quilt. Every morning when I woke up, I saw the other five quilts rolled and stuffed.

At that time, the dormitories in our school were graded every day, and the toilets were shared on one floor, and each dormitory was cleaned in turn.The aunt who manages the dormitory comes up every day when we go out for morning exercise to check whether the dormitory is clean or not. If a dormitory is rated poorly, it will be fined to clean the toilet for an extra week.

In the first one or two months, our dormitory did not receive a bad review. Everyone took turns sweeping the floor and tidying up the table. The quilts were all stuffed into the closet, and we passed the test smoothly.I don't know how the aunt who was in charge of the dormitory was so enlightened that day. She discovered the strange phenomenon that five people in our dormitory were not covered with quilts, so she stayed in the dormitory for a while and didn't leave when we came back.Seeing that we came back, the aunt asked suspiciously: "I said, where are the quilts for the five of you?" Everyone looked at each other, and no one spoke.At this time, a gust of wind blew, and Zou Feng's closet door creaked and slowly opened a crack, and the accident happened.

After the aunt left, Zou Feng was very angry. He thought it was my fault, pointed to my nose and said, "If you put the quilt in the closet like we do, then Auntie won't think there is a problem and won't keep more After a while, you won’t discover this secret. So if you are fined to clean the toilet for an extra week, you will do it!”

I am quite speechless.But the reality is that sometimes when you don’t follow the crowd, you’re wrong.

So when everyone else went to the playground after class at [-] o'clock in the afternoon, I could only go back to clean the toilet silently.

As a result, before reaching the dormitory, Peng Zhiran chased after him: "Hey, I'm with you."

I know he likes to play football very much. Every afternoon, he will practice football with people from other classes. Because there are only ten bald heads in our class, but I am still the one who can't play football, so the other nine are mixed with other classes. Kick.I asked, "Are you not playing football today?"

He smiled at me: "I didn't sleep well last night, so I can't play today."

I oh and didn't care, and when I got back to the dormitory and he started to clean the toilet with me, I realized that he came to help me specially.

I was very embarrassed, so I went to stop him: "It's none of your business."

He raised his face and scratched his head and said, "Actually, I am also responsible. If I hadn't taken the lead and put the quilt in the closet, I wouldn't have hurt you." .”

No.12 posts

If the most tenacious revolutionary friendship needs to experience the Red Army crossing the grass together, then the fastest revolutionary friendship comes from cleaning the toilet together.

We cleaned the toilets together for a week, and Peng Zhiran and I have another toilet friend besides our tablemates and bunk beds.Occasionally sweeping and sweeping, there is a desire to defecate at the same time, and then they look at each other, each person has a hole, and they close the door while chatting and defecating.Occasionally, when he ran out of toilet paper, I would pass a few through the gap in the partition.Zou Feng and the others occasionally came in and saw us chatting while holding their noses, and they would hold their noses and curse: "You two have to squat together when you are squatting in the toilet, you two throw stink bombs at the same time and let people die, hurry up!" Come out for me! I'm not afraid of getting hemorrhoids!"

We just wiped our buttocks and washed our hands, then went into the dormitory and touched Zou Feng's face cursing: "Come on, I didn't wash my hands on purpose, I'll give you some E. coli."

Zou Feng ran around the room.

The school was going to hold a football match, but there were not enough boys in our class to form a football team, so Zou Feng and the others went to discuss with other classes to borrow two boys to participate in the competition.As a result, he refused no matter what, so he asked Peng Zhiran to talk to him.

On the surface, Peng Zhiran's personality is not very strong. He usually doesn't talk much, and he always wears glasses when he is tall. Usually, you say "yes" or "OK" to everything you tell him, but don't look at him like this. In fact, he This person is very selfish and casual in his bones, he will do what he decides no matter how you look at it, but the strange thing is that such a maverick behavior like putting a quilt in the closet is particularly easy to lead to imitation. The boys in our class have a faint feeling that they will follow his lead.He also has a good relationship with boys in other classes, mainly because he doesn't care too much about anything.In other words, in his opinion, there is nothing worth worrying about.

In the end, the result of his negotiation was that he was only willing to lend us one person.

Zou Feng and the others looked at me together, hating iron but steel: "Why can't you even kick a ball, you idiot!"

I don't know what to say.How do I know this? I am born with no interest in sports, let alone football, or even basketball. What can I do?I had no choice but to climb into my bed and read a book silently.

After a while, the nine of them finished their discussion, and Zou Feng raised his head with his hips on his hips and shouted at me: "Chen Jia, from today on you will learn gatekeeping from Peng Zhiran, and you must learn it within two weeks!"

I opened my mouth wide enough to stuff an egg in, and looked at Peng Zhiran, who nodded.I collapsed on the bed in an instant, and my head hit the wall.

But that was just the beginning, the dog gnawing shit that fell behind me was much worse than this.