between men and women

The author has something to say: write before reading

As of now, thank you all for your support.

But there are some words that cannot be uttered quickly.As soon as the episode came out, someone left a message saying that they thought the story was true, but now they think it is a Danmeixiang work.

Then let's talk about this episode first.I wrote this episode to let everyone understand some things, such as why Peng Zhiran offered to help Chen Jia when he was unfamiliar with him, and why Chen Jia was caught playing with birds that day and now Peng Zhiran said sorry instead.This is because the author feels that it is easier to explain it in a special episode.

Well, let's talk about the topic of truth and unreality again.

I want to say that art comes from life.Even if it is an overhead work, who can say that all the plots in it are fake.

Son, you clicked into JJ to read novels, not to watch Tianya Baidu live broadcast. You came in with the mood of reading novels and came across a realistic article, and suddenly realized that you might be watching a pair of live broken sleeves The story of the story has a small secret joy of peeking into other people's privacy, but when I found out about the episode, I suddenly felt that my secret joy was broken, and I felt unreal again, so I said, 'ah, I thought it was true. What about the story'.May I ask if you have figured out the situation?

You came to read fake novels, and seeing fake ones is the most normal, isn’t it?But if the author makes the fake so real, you should express encouragement instead of saying in a disappointed tone, 'Oh, it's not true', is that it?

Not to mention what is real and what is fake.

Everyone should understand the saying that the joke is fake and the truth is true.Even though the story is entirely made up, the feelings of those who wrote these words are real.This may also be the reason why the author was a little excited beyond common sense when he saw the true and false remarks and wrote this text.

To know whether it is true or not is not the sentence that the author wrote at the beginning of the article.Unreal is the feeling you can feel when you read these words.

Whether this story is true or not, the author is writing it with the most sincere feelings.So if you are moved it is true, if you are not it is false.It has nothing to do with the content of the story, it doesn't matter the writing technique, and it doesn't matter whether there are extra stories or not.

Finally, please stop guessing whether this is a true story.Sometimes the real ones deliberately make it fake in order not to look real, and sometimes the fake ones deliberately modify it to look real in order to look real.When will the world be able to tell the real from the fake?

So children, if you want to read on, don't care if it's true or not.In the end, if you are willing to believe that there is such a couple in the world, just like leaving a message to bless their relatives, just silently bless them.

Finally, as the copywriting said, the original purpose of this article is to commemorate my brother and miss that era.So this feeling for my brother and the imprints that the times have left in our lives are the most sincere and real.

Thank you.

I wrote this out of excitement.

The vest is chaotic and unreliable

Taking out a small Haagen-Dazs paper cup, the kid in the vest found out the ice cream scoop bought at IKEA that day, and started digging.

Explain to you what an ice cream scoop is.It's the kind of thing that little girls at Haagen-Dazs use to scrape and scrape and scrape on a bucket of ice cream and then pour a ball of ice cream out of it.

To put it simply, this scoop is a Haagen-Dazs single ball, and the asking price is RMB [-].

Children in vests especially like the feeling when the ice cream scoop is scraped on the whole bucket of Haagen-Dazs, watching the thin layers of ice cream rolled up and then rolled into the spoon, rolled up and pressed on the previous layer, just Especially FEEL, so I was so cruel, I bought an ice cream scoop for 30 foreign dollars, and bought a small Haagen-Dazs paper cup for more than [-] yuan, and ate it at home.

But she clearly overlooked a problem.The ice cream scoop is so connotative, you can't lick out the thin layer of ice cream without sticking your tongue into the groove inside.So she ate a paper cup like a puppy.

Chen Jia watched it interestingly and asked: "Vest boy, have you ever thought about what kind of animal you became in your previous life?"

The vest looked at him very calmly, and devoted himself to the great cause of licking the spoon: "Don't you just want to say that I am a puppy. Aren't you being raised by your husband as a pig? In your husband's words, our brother and sister are a pig and a dog when combined Why, I really don’t know why you’re so happy!”

Chen Jia's face turned black immediately: "Chen Fang! Believe it or not, I will immediately fold you into Chen Fangfang!"

Excuse me, although Chen Jia is more expensive than before the [-]s, in fact, Ma Jia always thought that her half-brother hadn't developed a brain since he met Peng Zhiran, and his EQ and IQ were no better than her, who was born in the [-]s. .

There is no evidence for empty words, let the vest give an example! (The degree of stupidity can be adjusted at will according to personal preference)

Event [-], the level of stupidity☆☆

For a while, Chen Jia liked to jump on Peng Zhiran like a koala, and then hang it on people's waists.You said that a 1.7-meter-six guy has to shrink into a small ball and hang on a 1.8-meter guy. How conflicting the vision is, and how desolate that 1.8-meter guy is.So one day when he was about to pounce on it again, Peng Zhiran decisively copied the snooker stick box (it was very tall, about 1.8 meters long) and said to him, "Come on, you want to climb the tree, right? Tree!" This guy actually thumped without hearing the implication.Peng Zhiran was very satisfied, and looked back at his vest: "Look, I guessed right about your brother's attributes."

Chen Jia was at a loss: "What is my attribute?"

Vest: "The sow climbed the tree!"

Event Two, Stupid Level☆☆☆

There is a newsstand at the gate of Peng Zhiran's parents' community.Peng Zhiran often went to buy magazines, and every time he called the lady in her 40s who was the proprietress of the newsstand.Only Chen Jia, a bastard, called her auntie every time she went there, and she kept calling her for three or four years.Until one day Peng Zhiran went shopping with him.

Peng Zhiran: Big sister.

Chen Jia: Auntie!

Newsstand proprietress: How old is your son? !

Event Three, Stupid Level☆☆☆☆

Recently, there is a buzzword that is very popular, what do you think of Yuanfang?

Chen Jia doesn't know about this bastard.Peng Zhiran happened to talk about some social news when he came home, and asked the vest who was eating: Yuan Fang, what do you think?

Chen Jia: Did you take your mother's last name? (Majia's mother doesn't seem to have a surname Yuan either!)

Event Four, Stupid Level☆☆☆☆☆

Peng Zhiran took Chen Jia to the furniture store.The furniture mall is huge, Peng Zhiran took Chen Jia's bastard into a certain store, and then wanted to go out through the back door, but Chen Jia refused.

Peng Zhiran: What's wrong?

Chen Jia: No, no, this shopping mall is too big, I can't go out through the back door!

Peng Zhiran: Why?

Chen Jia: I don’t know the way if I don’t go back the same way!

Peng Zhiran: Are you a crocodile?

Event Five, Stupidity ☆☆☆☆☆☆

Peng Zhiran is currently studying, but as Peng Zhiran's personal secretary and manager, Chen Jia, a bastard, will convey the time and place of the assessment of the training course.

some Friday.

Chen Jia (serious): Peng Zhiran, you have an exam this Sunday, don't forget it at 06:30 in the evening.

Peng Zhiran: Got it.

Arrived at 06:30 Sunday night.

Chen Jia's phone rang.

Peng Zhiran: You bastard, the exam was last Saturday!

Another Friday.

Chen Jia (serious): Peng Zhiran, you have an exam this Sunday, don't forget it at 06:30 in the evening.

Peng Zhiran: Are you sure it's Sunday and not Saturday?

Chen Jia: Sure!

Arrived at 06:30 Sunday night.

Chen Jia's phone rang.

Peng Zhiran: You bastard, the exam is next Sunday!

Event Six, Stupidity ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Chen Jia asked a friend out for afternoon tea and agreed to treat him.When I walked to the gate of the community, I found that I didn't bring my mobile phone, so I turned back to get it.

When I went out again, I brought my mobile phone, but no bag.

Event Seven, Stupidity ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

As a second-hand cook, Chen Jia actually doesn't know much about vegetables.for example.

Chen Jia: Peng Zhiran, try today's leeks, they are very tender.

Peng Zhiran: This is green garlic leaves...

Chen Jia: Then try this grass head again!

Peng Zhiran: These are bean sprouts!

Event Eight, Stupidity ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Chen Jia and Peng Zhiran were arguing outside.Basically the progress is like this.

Peng Zhiran: Get out!

Chen Jia: Listen to me...

Peng Zhiran: Tell you to get lost, did you hear me!

Chen Jia: Why do you have such an attitude!

Peng Zhiran: Can you understand human speech?

Chen Jia was furious.

10 minutes later.Peng Zhiran's mobile phone text message sounded.

Chen Jia: Don't you just rely on me liking you!Who else can you bully besides me? !

Peng Zhiran was typing, but before he finished typing, the text message rang again: Husband, I was wrong! (This dude is only called Mr. Peng if he makes mistakes, admits mistakes and makes concessions)

Peng Zhiran deleted the previous text and re-typed, and the text message rang again before finishing typing: Husband, don't leave me alone, I don't know the way!Where are you, I'm looking for you!

Peng Zhiran deleted the previous slap again: Didn't you feel very refreshed when I told you to get out!

Text message rings: Yes, I will get out if you tell me to get out, but you didn't say you can't get out if you get out!Don't tell me where you are, I don't know the way, I'm at the service desk, come to the lost and found.

Event Nine, Stupidity ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Peng Zhiran and Chen Jia are now sleeping on very high beds.The European-style bed with four pillars belongs to the type of high bed soft pillow.

According to Peng Zhiran.When Chen Jia gets up at night to go to the bathroom and go back to bed, two things usually happen.

One, hit a pillar.Occasionally, the force of the impact would wake Peng Zhiran awake.

Second, when climbing up, I didn't calculate the distance correctly, sat on the edge of the bed and slid down, and fell directly under the bed.

Other embarrassing things about Chen Jia, as long as he doesn't return the vest's JJ account for a day, and still uses the vest's username, the vest will continue to reveal the news!

stay tuned!