ghost in the book

The young man came back to his senses, a little embarrassed, but still holding on.

The man suddenly stretched out his arm from the bathtub, and pulled Wu Luo in front of him.

Facing the instantly enlarged face, the young man was startled, "You, what are you going to do?"

"I'm waiting for you to be rude." The emperor's strong and powerful arms wrapped around the young man tightly, and a flaming smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, which was extremely gorgeous and captivating.

The young man's face turned dark immediately, I wonder if this person is a pervert?oh!By the way—the 72 concubines of the Emperor's Sangong Sixth Courtyard changed sleep every night seven times a night, what kind of turbulent wind and waves have I never seen before!Young Master, why am I so mean-spirited that I want to think of teasing him!I'm really full!

unwise!What a mistake!help!

The young man howled in agony, but his body couldn't escape after struggling for a long time. He was really dumb and couldn't tell the pain of eating Coptis chinensis.This common saying, the evils committed by the sky are still forgiven, but the evils committed by people cannot live. It is really a truth.

"Then...you let go first."

"Why?" The emperor raised his eyebrows.

"Uh... I can only tease you if you let go, otherwise it will be inconvenient to do it!"

The emperor moved his face half an inch closer to the young man, and when he was about to say something, the bathroom door was pushed open.

When Wu Luo turned his head, he happened to see Langya standing at the door with his arms folded and his face darkened.He hesitated for a moment and asked, "What are you doing?"

The young man was stunned for a while, not knowing how to answer, and he didn't want to admit defeat, so he poked his neck and said, "This is a traditional custom in my family, the way of hospitality - be warm to people... Hey, what are you doing, Langya? "

Before Wu Luo could finish speaking, Langya had already strode forward, lifted the young man out from the embrace of the emperor with a provocative smile, and protected him behind him. "It's okay, you go out first, I'll just come here."

"Oh, good." The young man finally escaped from the clutches, and immediately nodded in agreement, took the bath towel and put it on his body, and went back to the bedroom first.

Silently, Langya turned on the water pipe for Emperor Xqimi, and taught him how to use cleaning products. The two of them had no desire to talk to each other, and it took only half a minute to complete the entire tutorial.

After closing the bathroom door, Langya turned around and walked towards the young man with hair lying on the bed in a daze.

Wu Luo looked at the handsome general with a bad expression on his face and walked towards him step by step. He felt something was wrong. Before he could say anything to ease the atmosphere, Lang Ya sat down next to him on the bedside table.

The young man swallowed, preparing to concoct a reasonable explanation for his absurd behavior.Seeing Langya reaching out to pull his arms, the gradually enlarged handsome face made people flustered for no reason, the red pupils were like the vortex that sucked people in the sea, and the young man's mind went blank in an instant.

Then, the black-bellied handsome man leaned over lightly, and said in a low and magnetic voice beside Wu Luo's ear: "Why don't you entertain me with that family custom?"

The young man blushed to the back of his ears with a "boom", immediately handed in his gun and surrendered, begging for mercy repeatedly, "I was wrong, I was wrong, I shouldn't get mad and tease him, don't make fun of me, okay? My heart can't take it!" "

tease?Langya frowned, he just took it as a tease?This disposition is really as innocent and trouble-free as ever.That's fine, thinking up to this point, he stretched his brows again, and his expression softened a little. "It's good to know the mistake, don't provoke the emperor next time, remember?"

"Enen, remember! If people don't offend me, I won't offend others. If you subdue that dead emperor for me, I won't cause trouble, hehe." The young man regained his strength, and brazenly asked General Loulan to back him up.

Looking at him, Langya couldn't help but smile softly after all.

The young man immediately put his nose on his face, flatteringly said: "I just said, you should smile more, you are countless times more handsome than that dead emperor! Although he is a beauty, he is not as good as you! After all, if I go Pick up girl, you are not allowed to laugh at others, or I will treat you as the number one rival in love!"

Rival?The handsome Loulan snorted coldly, noncommittal.

Wu Luo only thought that he didn't like him as a rival in love, although he was dissatisfied, he was really helpless, after all, the conditions were not a little bit worse, so he sighed. "Hey, I also know that it's impossible to be your competitor... Forget it, if it's really impossible, I won't take you with me if I pick up my sister. Don't lose your temper!"

What does this all say?How do you know my thoughts?General Mensao was also helpless, but he finally held back the sigh and swallowed the words that he couldn't say now.

In Xiangchen Pavilion, the bathroom where the emperor entered was connected with Wu Luo's master bedroom, so when he opened the door after washing, he happened to see a strange scene.The young man grabbed the bath towel on his crotch and looked nervously at the handsome Loulan who was almost touching his cheek.The other party's expression was calm, and there was a wandering light in his eyes.

The emperor pondered for a moment, then spoke hesitantly. "Wait... it's... uh... hugging each other?"

"What?" Wu Luo was a little puzzled.

"Mandarin ducks embrace each other. Mandarin ducks hug each other."

"Pfft!!" The young man choked on his own saliva in an instant, "That's not how idioms are used! Ahem... I'm choking to death, young master, you uneducated one! It's 'time to repay the grievances'!"

"What?" The emperor was startled, "You still have to ask 'when is it' alone? How long are you going to hug?"

"..." Wu Luo stopped talking, too lazy to explain the profoundness of Chinese to him.

And Langya just pretended to be paralyzed by the side, and he was obviously smiling in his heart, but on the surface, he was looking at his nose and nose, looking at his heart, as if he had nothing to do with himself.

"I forgot to ask your name before," the young man suddenly remembered the trouble, and asked immediately. "Master, every time I scold you in my heart, I can only say that dead emperor."

"..." Not to mention that the emperor's name can't be said from the mouths of ordinary people like you. With your attitude, is it the attitude of asking people's names?But my wealth and life are still in the hands of the other party, so I don't mention it half a step, even if I am plotted against again, being locked up in that steamer-like room is unbearable.Emperor Xiqimi thought about it for a few times, and finally said reluctantly, "The lonely name is Hao Ziyao, and the surname is Hechaha Tianmi."

Wu Luo was silent for a few seconds, and then burst out laughing wildly! "Hahahahahaha! Consumption, rat poison? This name is so cultured! From now on, my family won't have to buy rat poison, that's great!"

The emperor's name is read in the Qiemo language, which is catchy and domineering. Does anyone usually call the emperor's name directly, but now it comes out of the mouth of a young man, but the taste has changed.

The new emperor of Xiqimi, no, it is Xiqimi's emperor Hao Ziyao, who reacted for a moment, and couldn't help being furious. "Uncle can bear it and auntie can't bear it! If you humiliate Gu so much, I'm not afraid that Gu Zhen will kill you!"

"What uncle can bear what my aunt can't?" The young man is best at playing haha, making a swamp with mud, "You are too irritable, it hurts your body! It hurts your kidneys, spleen, and stomach. Why bother with yourself? ——Don’t interrupt! You have to fight to the death for any trivial matter? Besides, you want to be a fish, but I’m not willing to be a net! And there’s more——Don’t interrupt! The young master has already said that you are uneducated and don’t understand The rules of our time. This nickname is an expression of intimacy, it means agreeing with you as a partner and letting you live with me temporarily, understand? Just nod and don’t interrupt! You, an ancient emperor, today, thousands of years later, can What kind of work do you do? I don’t even care about my support for you, my young master. What else do you care about—don’t interrupt! Look at people who work hard as bodyguards and attract customers with beauty tricks. How about you? What can I do?"

Hao Ziyao is short-tempered and straight-tempered. He doesn't have too many twists and turns, and was stunned for a while by the young man's eloquent conversation.

Wu Luo didn't insert needles at all, and at the end he concluded triumphantly, "So, well... my family won't have to buy rat poison in the future, understand?"

"..." What kind of logic are you talking about?

After the young man finished his lecture, he happily went to take a bath, and after taking two steps, he turned around and asked, "Hey, Langya, who is better at you or rat poison?"

General Loulan replied indifferently, "What do you think?"

"I don't know... At first I thought you were very powerful, but you also lost the battle... At that time, the young master saw that you were completely dead, and all his subordinates were killed. By the way, aren't you the general of Loulan?" The last battle looked so tragic, what happened?" The little owner of the antique shop was curious about listening to stories, and no one could stop him.

Langya got up from the bedside table, turned to Wu Luo, and spoke seriously and calmly, but there was always something in his eyes that he couldn't let go of. "Before I died, I was plotted against. I took cartilage powder by mistake, and I was hit by a poisoned arrow. The reinforcements did not come for a long time. Everyone was outnumbered, and all of them were killed... I was the only one who lasted for three hours."

Three hours!The young man suddenly changed his mind, "Are you alone? How many people?"

"About five hundred or so."

One person singled out five hundred!Do you want to be so awesome! !Wu Luo was so startled that he could not close his mouth from ear to ear, and it took him a long time to realize a terrible fact - Langya was not defeated at all!At that time, all I saw were dead people. In other words, after killing all the enemy troops, Langya poisoned himself to death.

"Well, that's great!" The young man rushed back and patted Langya on the shoulder, "I knew you were the best! Please take care of me in the future."

Langya: "..."

Guess everyone~ What is Langya trying to say?

It may be: "Don't worry, I will not be your rival in love, I will be your lover."

It may also be: "Don't worry, you will have no enemies, because I have killed them all for you."

God of God