ghost in the book

Why is it so tall, it's two or three centimeters taller than the wolf's teeth, which makes the young master feel ashamed.

The emperor is more than ten thousand people, and he has always been pampered and pampered. In addition, he is an extremely irritable master, so he is already impatient now.Seeing that the "servant" not only didn't kneel, but also spoke rudely, he was immediately annoyed, and immediately reached out to touch the saber on his waist.

At the beginning, Lang Ya was fighting between heaven and man, whether to save the son of his father's confidante, or to wipe out the guy who hurt Wu Luo before.Seeing the man making the gesture of drawing the sword at this moment, he immediately had a conditioned reflex, and his figure teleported, and a knife in his hand struck the emperor's back neck.

Although the man was a little weak, but his skills were indeed extraordinary, he felt the danger and subconsciously stepped aside, barely passing the knife wind.Langya missed a blow, and didn't bother anymore, turned around to protect Wu Luo, his expression turned cold, and he said in Qiemo words: "Your mother and queen met my father and entrusted you to me, so he gave his life to save you. This is the time and space thousands of years later, and this place is the home of Wu Luo, your savior. Now you are no longer Emperor Qiemo, but a resident who owes you a favor. This is all I have to say. Blame me for being ruthless."

The emperor saw that he couldn't fight, and it was useless to fight, and he couldn't figure out the situation.Then he snorted coldly, turned around and found a chair to sit down on, which could be regarded as a step down for himself.

Langya looked back at the young man, although his expression was still indifferent, his eyes immediately became gentle. "I roughly explained the current situation to him. If you have anything to tell him, just tell him. The royal family of the Western Regions is proficient in Chinese."

It's good to be able to communicate, Wu Luo nodded with satisfaction, "It doesn't matter if you are the Ninth Five-Year Master or a wanted criminal, in short, this world is not yours anymore, everything has changed and the world is unified, well... I don't bother to explain. In short, This is my place, you have to follow my rules."

His Excellency the Emperor reluctantly raised his eyelids and looked at the young man neither nodding nor shaking his head.

Wu Luo did not have the white lotus to look at the guest, and waved his hand, "Don't pretend you don't understand, now, go take a bath and take off your striking black clothes!"

"Untouchable! How dare you give orders to Gu Hu!" The emperor waved his sleeves, revealing his tyrannical look.

No matter how useless and soft-hearted the young man was, he became angry this time!I have never seen such arrogance in my life!You don't eat a toast and you are fined, right?You are the emperor, aren't you?Usually everyone is obedient to you, right?Look down on us common people, right?My lord, this will let you see how powerful the new socialist dynasty is!Let you experience the power of modern human beings!

I saw Wu Luo sinking into his dantian, brewing for a while, and took out an artifact from the drawer - the remote control of the air conditioner!Then adjust it to warm air at 42 degrees——then, drag Langya out of the room calmly——and then, lock the room outside at the speed of "stealing the chicken and earning a lot of rice"!

In the end, the young man smiled as if nothing had happened, "This journey is exhausting, but the return fare is free...Langya, after taking a shower in a while, how about I invite you out for a good meal?"

Langya nodded, and walked to the bathroom in a familiar way, not thinking about the idiot who was locked in the door at all.

Taking advantage of the gap while waiting for the bath, Wu Luo slowly made a pot of tea, and tasted it carefully with Erlang's legs crossed.Ah, it's really delicious, especially when I think of some unreasonable and domineering guy enjoying the high temperature of [-] degrees in a confined space, this tea is even better.

There are [-] or [-] storage rooms in Xiangchenxuan, including [-] rooms in the basement, [-] rooms are locked, [-] rooms store some antiques that cannot be seen, and [-] room stores some rags. The one that traveled back.In order to store items for a long time, central air conditioners are installed to adjust the temperature, and the room is extremely airtight. At this moment, it is estimated that the guy must be in a state of heat stroke.

When General Loulan, who had quickly become familiar with modern life, walked over wiping his hair, the young man had just brewed a second pot of tea and called him over. "Langya, this is the best hair tip, come and taste it, I'll go and see that person."

Langya nodded and walked over, put the towel loosely on his bare shoulders, took a sip from the teacup, closed his eyes slightly, and praised, "Good tea...your craftsmanship is better than Taichang's from the Han Palace. .”

The young man scratched his head in embarrassment, thinking how could he be compared with Jiuqing.In a blink of an eye, she noticed Langya's naked upper body, fearing that he might catch a cold, so she went back to the house and found a racerback vest for him.After thinking about it, he took out two sets of clean clothes and put them outside the bathroom door.

Seeing that Langya put on the vest as he said, the young man walked slowly outside the storage room where Emperor Qiemo was locked, knocked on the door calmly, and asked, "Are you still alive?"

There was silence inside.

"If you don't answer, it will be even hotter." Wu Luozhen would not take hard and soft when he was angry, and he ignored all the sets of non-violent non-cooperation and violent non-cooperation, just like a ghost.There was no air circulation in the room, and it was extremely stuffy, and no one could stand the high temperature of more than 40 degrees.

Sure enough, the irritable emperor couldn't hold his breath anymore: "What are you doing!"

"It's not very good, I just hope that you can follow the suggestions of the master, the benefactor—that is, my young master, so that everyone can coexist peacefully."

"The tiger fell into Pingyang and was bullied by dogs!" The emperor was dissatisfied with all kinds of grief, "I will listen to you for a while, what are you going to do?"

Could it be that this person is a large beast of the fierce type, who needs to be tamed slowly by using both soft and hard methods?He is weak now, and he must have sweated a lot just now, so he is definitely not a match for Langya when he is released.Thinking this way, the young man opened the door readily, "Come out, don't you just be obedient?"

"Come with me." Wu Luo waved to the emperor whose feet were limp, "I'll take you to take a bath... just take a bath."

The emperor, who was covered in sweat and had a dirty face, would not refuse when he heard that he could be cleaned.Coupled with being embarrassed by the young man, for a while, I couldn't resist in my heart.

"By the way, where are your clothes?" The young man passed a glass of cold boiled water, pretending to ask casually, amused in his heart.

The emperor gulped down all the water and turned his head away. "It's hot in the house and I'm lonely."

The young man was instantly proud, and almost couldn't hold back his laughter. After shaking for a long time, he forced himself to be serious, and put on a face full of teachings. "Look, I told you to take it off before, but you didn't take it off. Now that you've suffered for a long time, don't you have to take it off in the end? After a big circle, only disobedient people are unlucky. Understand? After you understand, you have to listen carefully to my master Well-intentioned suggestion."

"Hmph." The emperor uttered a monosyllable with his nose bitterly, barely agreeing temporarily.

Langya saw that the young man was full of ambition, leading the emperor who had turned into a gourd into the bathroom, so he put down the teacup in his hand, and got up to stop it.

Wu Luo turned around and smiled, his words were correct, his eyes looked at Langya, but his voice conveyed to the emperor very clearly: "You don't need to protect me haha, I just poured a 'smiling half-step' into his water glass." , as the name suggests, it is a poisonous drug, as long as I can laugh every day, nothing will happen to him. But if I die, the person who takes the poison will be hopeless!"

The black-bellied general looked at the young man's eyes with an unconcealable brilliance of conspiracy, and his heart was clear.Xin Dao, this is the best, and it can be regarded as turning the enemy into a bodyguard in disguise.Although this move is not very clever for one's own use, it is more than enough to deal with a violent young man like Emperor Xiqimi who has just arrived in modern society and was defeated by advanced technology.So he also looked serious, and even showed a little nervousness, helping to sing the big show. "Half-stepping with a smile? Isn't it the most secret and advanced poison in this era? There is no cure for it, no cure, and we can only obey the orders of the person who prescribed it."

Just now, the emperor who pretended not to hear and continued to move forward finally couldn't hold anymore.The corners of his mouth twitched a few times, and his eyes tightened again and again. After all, he could not let go of the so-called dignity of the royal family, and humbly asked the young man for an antidote.

Seeing that his goal had been achieved, Wu Luo reckoned that this person would not make trouble again, or at least he would not be cruel to him, so he was satisfied.So she didn't plan to bully him any more, and took him directly to take a bath.But having said that, it's not that anyone likes to bully others, but this emperor is born with a domineering aura of "come, come, come and torture the widow to death".

This, no wonder others.

Of course, it is impossible for the emperor, who has traveled less than an hour from ancient times, to know how to use a modern shower device.The young man considered that he should also take a bath, so he stripped the dead-faced emperor and asked him to sit in the bathtub first.Then he took off all his clothes, planning to help the emperor wash himself before rinsing.

Unexpectedly, the emperor looked horrified and said angrily, "What are you going to do!"

Wu Luo didn't think there was anything at first, but when he saw the emperor's scene, he suddenly became playful, bent his hands into the shape of eagle claws, and walked forward with a lewd smile.

For Wu Luo's hand gestures, please refer to Wei Xiaobao's "grab︱milk dragon's claw hand" played by Zhou Xingchi.

21. Tucao twenty: talk about the name...

As the young man walked, he recalled the look of a bully who robbed a woman from a good family on TV, and then copied it to his face, "What are you doing? I want to tease you!"

The other party was silent for a long time, squinting his eyes and staring at the good-for-nothing young man with no muscular body, and suddenly burst into laughter after a while.Although this person is usually violent and domineering, his appearance is undeniably good-looking.With such a smile, the voice is clear and the smile is bright, even Wu Luo, who faces Loulan's beautiful boy every day, can't help being stunned.

"What are you laughing at?"