The whole entertainment industry is begging me to shut up

This is the first time Meng Shaoyou has come into contact with Chuma Fairy, and he is a little ashamed to see the enrichment devices all over the yard, and not only there are enrichment toys, but the hall also went to apply for a business license when it was set up here. and breeding license.

Is this a fairy or a zoo...

There are quite a few fairy families who have shown their real bodies in the yard, and most of them have their own domains that do not interfere with each other.Each one of them was petite and rolled into a ball, playing around the enrichment toys.Suddenly a little red fox pushed another little fox with a patterned tail to the ground.

The fox that was pushed down was stunned for a moment, then jumped up and rushed towards each other, and the two foxes fought, and then other foxes also joined the battle when they saw it, and they fought together.

Meng Shaoyou didn't expect to see such a scene, he was stunned for a moment, and the disciples on the side quickly went up to pull away the fighting foxes and said: "No fighting! Otherwise, there will be no good food today!"

When those little foxes were pulled away, their hair was blown into balls, fluffy like a bunch of red clouds, and they stared at each other without showing any weakness, obviously not paying attention to the disciple's words.

Seeing this, the disciple said, "There's no more milk for dinner!"

The little foxes whimpered when they heard this, became obedient with a whimper, hugged the disciple's thigh and acted like a spoiled child.

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

The sense of déjà vu of the zoo is more important.

The disciple who went out on the horse walked back and said awkwardly: "These are not the fairy family, they are all the children of the fairy family, are the children still young..."

Meng Shaoyou nodded in a trance. If this development continues, the horse celestial beings can be artificially bred...

He walked around here again, the immortals at the top of the hall are all the orthodox five immortals, so all he saw were foxes and weasels, but it was true if he came to such a big hall, it would not be easy to talk to people if he raised bears explain.

It is difficult to apply for a breeding license alone.

The distribution of these animals is also related to their habits. Most of the foxes and weasels like holes, while the thorns are huddled in the corners, because Meng Shaoyou is a Taoist priest, which is quite attractive to these little fairy families. As a result, Meng Shaoyou went to the yard and the little animals didn't pay him much attention.

Even the thorny group huddled in the corner couldn't help but move to another place when they saw him.

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

Seeing this, the horse disciple laughed and said, "No way, you are a Taoist priest!"

They will also offer Taoist or Buddhist statues at the entrance, but these are separate from the offerings of the immortal family.

Meng Shaoyou rubbed his nose and sighed, he still wanted to touch these little animals.The animals were out of reach. Meng Shaoyou looked at the time and guessed that Ivano should be over, so he was about to leave the yard when suddenly a ball slipped down from the tree and lay softly on Meng Shaoyou's body. neck.

There was a sudden slippery feeling on the neck, and a delicate and cool touch...

As soon as he turned his head, he saw a little black snake slowly moving over from its neck. The little triangular snake head stopped on Meng Shaoyou's cheek, and then rubbed Meng Shaoyou's cheek affectionately.

Little Snake: "Hiss..."

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

Meng Shaoyou froze in place all of a sudden, seeing the calm expression on the disciple's face, he also guessed that this should also be a disciple of the fairy family.

That's right, Liumen among the four gates will float on the tree...

Knowing that this is a snake with aura, Meng Shaoyou was a little more at ease, but he still couldn't help getting goosebumps all over his body.The little snake liked his appearance very much, rubbed his left cheek and then rubbed it to the right, looking cute.

Seeing this, the horse disciple was surprised and said: "It seems that this little fairy family is not afraid of you!"

Meng Shaoyou said in his heart, it is not afraid of me, but I am afraid of it! !

But seeing that the little snake was so happy to stick with him, he didn't know what to say for a while, so he could only smile.The little snake really liked Meng Shaoyou, and it patted his shoulder lightly with its little tail, as if it wanted to make a home here.

Meng Shaoyou had no choice but to say: "Let it come down, I'm leaving now."

The disciple came over and wanted to take the little snake down, but when he got close to the little snake, he straightened up and made a "hissing" sound towards him.

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

It seems that I really like it.

Meng Shaoyou had a headache and looked at the disciple who was on the horse. Before the two of them could come up with a solution, he felt that the little snake was taken away with a light neck.

Looking back, it was a man in black with long hair and an unruly face, holding the little snake and snorting: "If you don't cultivate well, what are you doing pestering the living?"

The little snake was held in his hand and coiled pitifully around the man's wrist, and a pair of green snake eyes stared straight at Meng Shaoyou.

The man took a look at Meng Shaoyou, put the little snake into his sleeve and said, "The younger generation at home is being naughty."

He nodded reservedly towards Meng Shaoyou, and the little snake writhed unconvinced in his hands, trying to swim towards Meng Shaoyou.

Meng Shaoyou laughed dryly and said, "It's okay..."

This man should be the human figure of a certain fairy family in Liumen. Seeing that the little snake was still looking at Meng Shaoyou longingly, he also looked over curiously.

He leaned in front of Meng Shaoyou and sniffed, and he let out a snort, and his expression became strange.

Not to mention the little snake, he also wants to coil himself around Meng Shaoyou...

One big and one small looked at Meng Shaoyou with something wrong in their eyes, which made Meng Shaoyou feel awkward and couldn't help sniffing his sleeve.

No, tasteless?

I saw that Liuxian thought for a while, and then said to Meng Shaoyou: "Little Taoist priest, I think you have a lot of predestined relationship with our Liumen, so I will give you this snake slough!"

Then he took out a snake slough and stuffed it into Meng Shaoyou's hand, and the disciples on the side were also surprised.

The nails of the Humen, the hairs of the Yellowmen, the thorns of the Whitemen and the snake sloughs of the Liumen, these are all treasures!

These are all the things of the Xian family, and they are all stained with spiritual energy. Taking them out is equivalent to the presence of the Xian family...

This Mr. Liu is quite capable of fighting, and his snake slough is also very precious. He keeps it carefully on weekdays, but he gave it away today! !

Meng Shaoyou didn't know how precious the snake slough was, but he knew it was a good thing from the reaction of the disciple beside him.

Meng Shaoyou was about to evade, but Liuxian said: "This snake slough is equivalent to another me, and it can be worth thousands of soldiers and horses!"

Meng Shaoyou, who was about to refuse, paused for a moment, and silently took the snake slough back.

This snake slough can also be used as a self-defense tool for Mr. Yu...

But it's a little bigger, and it's not bad to divide it into small portions when I go back. It's also good to make a daily throwaway.

Liu Xian didn't know what was going on in Meng Shaoyou's mind, but seeing him accept the snake slough was in a good mood.

Meng Shaoyou got Liu Xian's snake slough out of nowhere, and when the horse disciple sent him out, he couldn't help but said: "How did you do it? I have been a fairy for so long, and I have never seen a great fairy reward me. Props..."

Meng Shaoyou's face is considered a celebrity in the Xuanmen of Nancheng, and the name of the captain of Yangjian Wuchang is as widely circulated in the market as his face. The disciple who went out ate lemons in his heart, and asked tearfully: "Is it true?" Becoming a Taoist priest can become a favorite of the group, is it too late for me to become a monk now? Huh..."

It's really enviable! !

The disciple had a sour taste in his mouth, and he acted as if he had sent Meng Shaoyou and Ivano out of the house in a hurry, for fear that he would cry in the next second.

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

He wanted to say that not all Taoist priests are so lucky.

……

After Meng Shaoyou returned home, he saw Yu Jianghe sitting in the living room reading a book, probably waiting for him.After hearing the sound of Meng Shaoyou opening the door, Yu Jianghe looked up and asked, "Are you back? Do you want to eat first or take a bath first?"

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

He glanced at Mr. Yu, dumbfounded, and said, "Mr. Yu, don't do this."

Mr. Yu has always said such lines in a cold voice, it is too contrasting, it doesn't fit the personality at all, okay?

Yu Jianghe asked, "Don't you like this?"

Meng Shaoyou complained: "It looks like you have been pierced by a soul, and I want to wear a talisman for you."

Yu Jianghe couldn't help laughing, Meng Shaoyou walked over and sat down next to him, and then chatted with him about what happened today.When talking about the miniature zoo in Tangkou Yard, both of them were smiling.

Usually it is Meng Shaoyou who is talking, and Yu Jianghe is responsible for listening. He used to resist these things, but now he will take the initiative to understand these things.

It's all for one person...

Meng Shaoyou leaned on Teacher Yu and talked non-stop. Yu Jianghe listened seriously at first, then looked down at him, and then couldn't help lowering his head and kissing Xiaodaochang's nose lightly.

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

……

The snake slough given by Liu Xian, Meng Shaoyou took it with him before he had figured out how to use it, and regarded it as a treasure to ward off evil spirits.

Because of the effect of the snake slough, there were a lot fewer small animals around the crew.

Recently, the weather has just turned warm and it's spring, and mosquitoes have begun to appear, but they can't even see mosquitoes around the crew, which makes the crew next door envious.

Qin Bin is the leading actor of the crew next door. Seeing Meng Shaoyou here, he would come here to chatter from time to time.

Before Meng Shaoyou helped him deal with the female ghost in the house, he was very grateful to Meng Shaoyou, but the two of them hadn't seen each other much since that time.

Qin Bin whispered: "The place you asked me to dig last time actually dug up a female corpse! I was so scared that I hurriedly called the police. The police also solved a murder case ten years ago. Master, you are really good!" amazing!"

It was not surprising for Meng Shaoyou to hear the words. The haunted house that Qin Bin bought before was a haunted house because the female ghost died in the house, and her bones were not cold. Wouldn't that make her a grieving ghost?

Qin Bin dug out the bones and called the police to solve the case, which can be regarded as the cause and effect between him and the female ghost.

After talking about the haunted house, Qin Bin laughed again and said, "Although the haunted house is a bit scary, I didn't get nothing."

After solving the matter of the female ghost's skeleton, nothing messed up around Qin Bin.He also started to have good luck, and recently made a girlfriend, and the two of them are fighting fiercely.

Qin Bin also trusted Meng Shaoyou to say it, and the relationship between the two was still hidden, but Meng Shaoyou was someone who had seen his rotten love twice, and now that he finally got a girlfriend, he couldn't help but say it.

He took out his mobile phone and handed over the photo of himself and his girlfriend. Meng Shaoyou glanced at it. In the photo, the handsome man and the beautiful woman stood quite right together, and their demeanor was very intimate. It could be seen that they were a very loving couple. lovers.

Qin Bin hehe said: "How about it, isn't my girlfriend beautiful?"

Meng Shaoyou nodded, and Qin Bin couldn't help but smile even brighter when he saw his approval. He wasn't a madman showing affection, but he was very happy when he thought that even the master nodded.

Qin Bin kissed the photo, and said to Meng Shaoyou: "Master, I only know now that love is such a beautiful thing!"

"Master, don't listen to those people on the Internet who say that being in love is suffering. Love is great!" Qin Bin looked like a love salesman, and then he thought that Meng Shaoyou was a Taoist priest, and said embarrassingly: "I'm sorry, Master, I I forgot that you are a Taoist priest, don't mind."

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

Ben Daochang has long been in love!Not only is it not bitter, but it is also delicious!

But that can't be said, Qin Bin didn't say much about it, and instead said: "Speaking of which, my girlfriend will come to visit the class tomorrow, why don't you guys meet? I also want the master to help her see her luck, give her a Taoist talisman or something of."

Qin Bin really cared about his girlfriend, so Meng Shaoyou would naturally not refuse him.

On the next day, when the crew next door opened for visits, Meng Shaoyou saw a tall beauty avoiding reporters and coming in.

After the reporter left, Qin Bin took her to find Meng Shaoyou, and said enthusiastically, "Master, this is my girlfriend!"

Meng Shaoyou raised his eyes and glanced at this tall beauty. He looked the same as in the photo. The beauty's eyebrows were glamorous and her eyes were captivating. There was a simple pendant hanging on her slender neck, and her temperament was gorgeous but not vulgar.

Anyone who sees it doesn't say that Qin Bin is very lucky.

But Meng Shaoyou looked at her pendant, and then at the beauty.

The glamorous facial features gradually distorted in his eyes, and finally turned into a skeleton.

Standing beside her, Qin Bin looked at the skeleton with affectionate eyes, then turned to Meng Shaoyou and said, "Master, please take a look at my girlfriend, does she need to pay attention to anything?"

Meng Shaoyou withdrew his gaze, blinked his eyes, and the skeleton turned into a beauty again and looked at him with a smile.

"It's nothing..." Meng Shaoyou said, "Your girlfriend's fortune is smooth, there is nothing to pay attention to."

The beauty patted Qin Bin with a smile and said, "I'll just say you're thinking nonsense."

Qin Bin was also happy when he heard the words, and after teasing his girlfriend for a while, he sent him out of the set.

After the people left, Qin Bin came to Meng Shaoyou again and said, "Is my girlfriend nice? Xu Ning always said I was short-hearted. I paid attention this time, so there must be no problem~"

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

No, I think you should have a little bit of fun.