The whole entertainment industry is begging me to shut up

The brother of the Jade Emperor, the King of Mount Putuo, Meng Shaoyou wouldn't believe a word that this black bear said.

When it comes to Taoist theogony, is little Daoist Meng more familiar than a bear?

Besides, this is both Taoism and Buddhism, and Sun Houzi, why not say that he is one of the 72 disciples of Confucius, and the three religions can be combined into one!

Jiang Chuang is familiar with these methods—these immortal families like the Four Great Gates mainly rely on the incense received by the people's beliefs. In the eyes of the officials, they can only be regarded as folk customs and cannot be classified as religious beliefs, so they have never been able to pass the clear road. Also weaker.

Therefore, many immortals will make up some powerful backgrounds for themselves when they are promoting incense to the immortals, so that they can look more powerful in front of the believers. It's Pangu...

The Fox Immortal of Jiang Chuang's family also knew about these methods, and immediately said with a pooh: "You are also worthy to be a king?! What a big tone, my lord! I am still Avalokitesvara!!"

The two animals didn't like each other, so the black bear looked the fox fairy up and down, and said with a sneer, "It's just a southern fox, what right does it have to talk to me?"

It is said that the southern ghost and the northern fox, the main position of this fox fairy is still in the north.

Foxes in the north can generally be included in the Hu family's genealogy, and although the fox from the south of the Jiang family has attained the Tao, it is not in the same branch as the northern one. To put it bluntly, Heimen with Hua Sanxian is not the same.

What happened to the fox from the south! !

This has always been a painful foot of the fox fairy, and it is even more embarrassing to be told by this five big black door. It became a bit narrow and long, and the pupils became the vertical pupils of animals!

The little girl shouted loudly: "What's wrong with Nanhu! It's not like I can't distinguish Mandarin!"

"Today, I will let you see how powerful my aunt is!"

As he said that, he turned into a fiery red fox and rushed towards the black bear in front of him. The black bear is not a vegetarian, so he fought with the fox right away!

Ivano was dumbfounded and said, "This, this is talking about something?!"

Jiang Chuang was not surprised, and said calmly, "If you can't agree on an agreement, just fight!"

My family has always convinced people with reasoning, physical reasoning.

The fox fairies of Jiang Chuang's family can run out of the island by themselves, that's because the top talents among the southern foxes are born, okay?Little Hu Immortal has always had a bad temper, before Xiao Lin just rubbed some ashes at the door of her house and was angered by her, this time the black door poked her sore spot, so naturally she would not let it go easily.

Because it was under the eaves, the two animals maintained their normal size and fought together.

The fox is dexterous and clever, and often jumps up unexpectedly and bites a piece of the black bear's flesh, causing it to howl in pain.When two animals fight, hairs are usually flying all over the sky. Meng Shaoyou and the three humans stand aside, and there are already a lot of hairs flying in front of them.

Pieces of red and black, Ivano can't help feeling empathy...

He also loses a lot of hair when he fights with the bear!

This black door is still a bit of a skill, the little fox fairy of Jiang Chuang's family had the upper hand at first, but the black bear has better physical strength after all, and its skin is rough and fleshy, even if the fox bites it bald, it doesn't mind.

The next second, the little fox was grabbed by the tail by the black bear, and Jiang Chuang anxiously said, "Ah!"

How can a girl's tail be grabbed casually!

At this glance, it was clear that Jiang Chuang's immortal had lost the battle. The Heimen grabbed the fox's tail and groaned.

Jiang Chuang felt distressed, and said quickly: "Stop! Stop! Stop!"

The black door withdrew its hand, and the little fox fairy was thrown aside by it. Jiang Chuang hurried up to hug the fox, and touched the obviously half-bald tail in distress.

Heimen snorted, and sat on Jiang Chuang's sofa and said roughly, "Are you still talking now!"

Jiang Chuang hugged the little fox and apologized to Meng Shaoyou, "I'm sorry, Mr. Meng, we can't take care of this matter, please ask another master."

The little fox cried out loudly. He didn't expect to lose the fight, so he struggled in Jiang Chuang's arms and said, "I don't accept it! I don't accept it! I still want to fight!!"

Jiang Chuang hurriedly hugged the fox away, if you keep beating this fox, you will be bald, aunt!

Seeing that Jiang Chuang didn't dare to take on this matter anymore, Heimen stared at Meng Shaoyou and Ivano standing aside and said, "Why, do you want to continue talking?"

Ivano and Meng Shaoyou looked at each other. Only then did Ivano realize that the bear should have kept his hand when he was fighting him.

Meng Shaoyou was a little helpless. He had never been in contact with these fairy families, but judging from the temperament of these animals, he could not help but be a little persistent. Even if he helped Ivano drive away the black door this time, it would Will definitely be back...

Jiang Chuang glanced at the two sides, pulled Ivanuo and Meng Shaoyou aside, hesitated and said, "To be honest, this Heimen just wants to find a disciple to be a top immortal, but in fact there is no one. Too much harm, why don't you consider it?"

In Jiang Chuang's cognition, those who can reach the top of the celestial are all destined to be immortals, which cannot be shirked away.Moreover, the immortal family and the disciples are in a state of mutual assistance. Generally, the disciples who are favored by the immortal family will eventually become immortals.

If Ivano doesn't want to see things, then it's okay to offer a family protection altar.

Jiang Chuang shared his suggestion with Ivano, and Ivano also saw Cai Heimen's attitude just now, so he couldn't help thinking about it.

Finally, the black bear who was sitting on the sofa became impatient, and slapped the bear's paw and said, "You guys have been moaning for so long, have you finished talking yet?!"

Hearing the words, Meng Shaoyou turned to look at it and said, "So can't wait?"

The black bear still remembered him, he was the Taoist priest he met before.It is still a little jealous of this Taoist priest. Immortals can see their luck. This Taoist priest and the man next to him yesterday are not easy to provoke.

The black bear just wants to make Ivano immortal, and doesn't want to offend such a person.

So when Meng Shaoyou opened his mouth, it snorted, but did not urge it any more.

Ivano struggled there for a long time, and after Jiang Chuang told him about Chu Maxian, he didn't reject the black bear too much.

After all, I heard that some celestial beings specialize in curing diseases. I don't know if this black bear can cure hair loss.

He hesitated for a moment and asked, "It's not that I can't be immortal, but I just want to ask, why me?"

The black door said: "What else do I need to say? You are the only one in your family who has a fairy fate!"

This black bear was practiced by the old lady Hei before, and was rescued by Ivano's grandfather when he was a little bear. The immortals all said fate and would repay their kindness. Heimen came to him when he reached the level of immortality They are home.

Ivano was puzzled when he heard the words: "Repaying the favor, repaying the favor is such a tossing!"

Heimen said angrily: "Do you think we are random animals?! Don't you have to keep your eyes open when looking for disciples!"

Immortals are very cautious in selecting their younger brothers. After all, it is related to their cultivation. If the disciples have bad conduct, it is also a bad thing for the Immortals. Therefore, these disciples will be "handled" by the Immortals before they go out. .

This can be regarded as the reservedness of the immortal family. If you become an immortal casually, what will people think...

Meng Shaoyou thought, this relationship between the immortal family and disciples who came out of horse immortals can be regarded as the standard of blind dates in the metaphysics world.

Because Ivano agreed to Dingxian, Heimen became easy to talk.In the end, an agreement was reached, and Ivano agreed to enshrine Heimen, but it was only regarded as the family protection altar, and he did not help others.

Then there is the matter of enshrining. After discussing it, Jiang Chuang said: "At this time, you only need to worship another master... There is a hall of Chumaxian in Nancheng, and there is also a teacher there. If not, you It's the same for worshiping me as a teacher."

The Fox Immortals of Jiang Chuang's family are not from the same branch as the Northern Chuma Immortals, so they are a solo faction with no voice.

Ivano was puzzled when he heard the words, "Then it's not good for me to worship Meng Shaoyou as my teacher?"

Jiang Chuang: "..."

Jiang Chuang choked for a moment, and said to himself, I have never seen a horse fairy find a Taoist priest to be his master!Even if you are outside the Five Elements, you can't be so unconventional, right?

Meng Shaoyou was also taken aback for a moment, then he couldn't laugh or cry and said: "One line has its own rules, this is not the same way after all, it's better to avoid apprenticeship."

Ivano didn't understand that in fact, the celestial beings are masters and apprentices, and they all have their own unique rules and spells, which are not the same system as Buddhism and Taoism.

Moreover, Taoism also has its own rules, and it will not accept disciples at will.

Ivano couldn't help but feel a little lost when he heard the words, but he wasn't persistent.Just like what Meng Shaoyou said, there are rules for one line of work, so if he agreed to Dingxian, he would naturally act in accordance with the rules of a disciple.

Meng Shaoyou definitely can't accept apprentices here, and the black bear is not willing to worship Jiang Chuang as a teacher. After all, the fox of Jiang Chuang's family has not defeated him, so why should he ask Jiang Chuang to learn from him?Isn't this inferior for no reason!

Hua Sanxian seldom has a chance to be immortal, but Hei Xiong still abides by the rules of the world. Heimen is not willing, and Jiang Chuang does not force him, so he gives Ivano an address, which is the entrance of Nancheng Chumaxian, which is opened in Among the three lanes.

It was still early after Jiang Chuang's house, so Ivano thought of finishing this matter earlier, so he went directly to Sanfang Lane.Meng Shaoyou followed suit.

This is also the first time Meng Shaoyou has been in Sanfang Lane. The address given by Jiang Chuang is at the end of Sanfang Lane. It is a two-room shop, but the door is ajar, and it doesn't look like it is open for business.

Before Ivano entered, someone came out, saw the two of them and said, "Jiang Chuang introduced you, right? Please come inside."

There will be exchanges between the disciples in Nancheng, and Jiang Chuang has made a good call in advance to greet Ivano, so he didn't encounter too much trouble this time.

Then let Ivano choose a teacher-in fact, this is also the part where the immortals look at each other.

Hei Xiong, who was quite pompous at Jiang Chuang's house before, has become a little more obedient here, after all, all the five immortals are enshrined in the hall.

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Meng Shaoyou didn't look at it when he was apprenticed to the teacher, but went to the courtyard at the entrance of this hall.

The yard is very large, with a lot of green plants and many containers.The main reason is that there are many fairy families in the hall, and some of them will show their real bodies to play in the hall, and some even live in the God of Wealth Building with their families.

Meng Shaoyou glanced at the yard. The fox and the weasel each occupied a space and huddled together. There was a big roller next to it, and a few little hedgehogs were running on it.

In addition to the roller yard, there are many toys and the like, the layout of this yard is a bit strange...

Meng Shaoyou looked at the disciples on the side and couldn't help asking: "What are these utensils in this yard for?"

Seeing his curiosity, the horse disciple patiently explained: "This is a body-enriching device!"

With the development of science and technology these years, the outside world is not as green and beautiful as before.Modern equipment has invaded many mountain environments, and even animals are rarely seen on the roadside.

Therefore, the immortals in this hall can't go out when they want to go out like before, and have to stay in the hall most of the time. This animal can't stay in a small place for a long time...

"So, in order to enrich the lives of the immortals and meet their physical and psychological needs, we have arranged a lot of enrichment equipment in the yard, all of which are advanced equipment imported from the zoo!"

Otherwise, what if the immortals stay depressed!

Although it is said to be a fairy family, it is actually a wild animal!

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

The entrance of the new era is very humanized.