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[Current] Sword Breaking the Sky: As if if you play tricks and act cute, women will fall in love with you.

[Currently] Wait for the ass: Master, if you don’t understand love, the grandma bridge will fall down.

The classic melody of "Fa Hai Doesn't Understand Love" was immediately broadcast from the Three Realms' on-demand system, and a large number of online players instantly foamed at the mouth and lost consciousness.

[Current] Sword Breaking the Sky: Your uncle, stop it for me!

[Currently] You wait for the fart: Master, three thousand copper coins for a song!Thank you for not listening to the end. o(≧v≦)o

System: Sword Breaker has activated the massacre mode.

Yu Shaoyang went down to clean up the door with a few tricks with a knife in his hand, and then went offline with a very depressed mood.

"Hey, I bought sweet-scented osmanthus glutinous rice balls, you eat..." When he showed up at the hospital with a bunch of hospital necessities and supper, Xiao Xiang had already curled up on the hospital bed and fell asleep.

Yu Shaoyang stopped yelling and put down the things in his hands in a bored manner.

Xiao Xiang slept deeply, and his sleeping position was unrestrained enough, half of the quilt fell on the ground.The hospital gown was loosely put on him, and it didn't fit him no matter what. The circle around his neck was blue and red. It was obvious that he had been choked and gnawed vigorously. From the scars, If it hadn't been for the gangster's thinking about him, maybe his life would have been lost at that time.

It was this face that caused the trouble, and it was also the face that saved the life. This face of grief to the end is really a double-edged sword.

Yu Shaoyang sighed deeply, gently tucked the blanket for him, then quietly turned out of the ward and went straight to the doctor's office on duty, and bluffed when he entered the door: "Honey, are you there?"

"I thought you weren't coming back." Your wife suddenly glanced up at him and replied casually.

Hearing that your wife suddenly accepted this title, the little nurse sitting in the corner admiring the handsome guy from a very high-end angle turned green.

"How can I, I am a responsible man." Yu Shaoyang replied smoothly.

"Oh, you finally admit that those injuries have something to do with you?" Your wife suddenly turned her eyes back to the medical records.

"Nimma, what logic is this?" Yu Shaoyang put the sweet-scented osmanthus glutinous rice balls on his table, "Eat it."

"What is this?" Your wife, who has always been sharp and unique in seeing questions, suddenly asked an extremely obvious question.

Yu Shaoyang replied realistically, "Tangyuan."

Your wife suddenly put down the medical records, and looked at him helplessly: "I'm asking why you brought me food?"

"Oh." Of course, Yu Shaoyang would not answer realistically that the food was originally bought for Xiao Xiang, and immediately put on a serious expression, "Didn't you ask me to chase you?"

The little nurse stood up with a whoosh, and left the office as fast as she could.

"Did I look like a pervert just now?" Yu Shaoyang suddenly realized this.

"You don't look like a pervert, you are a pervert at all. It's okay this time, the whole hospital will probably start to gossip tomorrow. I want to find a wife inside the hospital, it's difficult." Your wife suddenly said so seriously, with the same expression on her face. The tone is not necessarily so sad.

"Based on your conditions, if you really want to find a wife, it's easy to find. By the way, why have you never mentioned your girlfriend? Not even your ex-girlfriend!" After Yu Shaoyang finished speaking, he said Suddenly found a loophole in the argument.

"I don't have a girlfriend, nor an ex-girlfriend." Your wife suddenly replied calmly, "Because I haven't been in a relationship at all."

"Haven't even been in love?" Yu Shaoyang sighed, this kind of life is completely black and white.

"You've been in love so many times, but you also don't have a wife." Your wife suddenly doesn't understand that breaking up after being in love and not being in love are completely two-dimensional concepts.

"Of course it's different, I still have you..." Yu Shaoyang suddenly couldn't bear to continue making fun of him when the words came to his lips, and changed it halfway, "I still have to pass my heart."

Your wife frowned suddenly: "Don't use passing by as a cover."

"What is a cover, can it be eaten?" Yu Shaoyang planned to be shameless to the end with a calm face.

"Who are you serious about?"

Yu Shaoyang replied resolutely: "The right person."

Your wife stared at him for a while, and finally brought the glutinous rice balls in front of her: "Just play, put yourself in sooner or later."

Yu Shaoyang waited expectantly for him to swallow the glutinous rice balls: "Is it delicious?"

Your wife nodded suddenly: "Not bad."

"The delivery fee will not be charged, a bowl of glutinous rice balls is ten yuan, thank you." Yu Shaoyang said seriously.

Your wife suddenly: ...

After suddenly discussing with your wife about being chased by gangsters today and what happened in the godswood, Yu Shaoyang finally found that his miraculous experience today could almost write a Sinbad's travelogue.

When he climbed back to the ward, he felt that he was so tired that he was about to lie down.

The door of the ward was ajar, the light was on, and the bed was empty.

"Xiao Xiang! Xiao Xiang! Where did you go, boy!" Yu Shaoyang yelled a few times, but no one paid him any attention.

What's happening here?Even if the group of gangsters came out so soon, their indiscriminate pursuit would not lead them directly to the hospital, right?

There was an inexplicable panic.

He was pacing anxiously when he suddenly stepped on something soft.When I picked it up, it turned out to be an infusion tube, with drops of water dripping from the needle tip, and a few drops of bright red blood on the ground.

A lightning bolt of inspiration strung together all the clues like a bamboo stick passing through a piece of meat.

The hero actually pulled out the needle and ran away!

This move can be described as earth-shattering and weeping ghosts and gods. It is completely mistaking the village head for a cadre, mistaking the bean bag for dry food, and mistaking his own life for his own life!

Yu Shaoyang looked up to the sky and sighed: "There is kindness!"

Back home, Yu Shaoyang threw himself onto the bed and immediately fell asleep as if dead.

He has always been a heavy sleeper and had nightmares for half the night and one during the day.

Leogaga disbanded the gang, NONO tore you and other asses into pieces, Lololo said that he didn't like humans, and ended up marrying a monkey, and your wife suddenly came to marry him in a wedding dress.

Then came the weird silk scarf on Xiao Xiang's waist.

Like the embers of a flame, like an indiscernible mass of withered and withered flowers, more like...a tail.

Yu Shaoyang couldn't help stretching out his hand towards him.

The final picture is full of white foam and the delicate touch of hair wrapped around the fingertips.

Xiao Xiang raised his neck and moaned vaguely, the water drops slid down along the beautiful arc formed by his neck, made a gentle turn at the Adam's apple, and then continued to outline the appearance of his slender collarbone.

A restless flame rose from his lower abdomen, and he frantically searched for an outlet to vent, as if trying to tear his body into pieces.

"Hmm!" He broke free from the dream suddenly, his whole body was drenched in cold sweat, and his pants were embarrassingly wet, but the flame that was stirring in his body showed no sign of going out. The feeling of having to do something is even more urgent.

"Your uncle, what's going on..." He cursed bitterly, then got up and stumbled towards the bathroom, unexpectedly he was startled as soon as he opened the door.

It was already dark at this moment, the lights in the living room were not turned on, but the TV screen was changing with various images, obviously someone was switching channels and playing boredly.

From Yu Shaoyang's perspective, he could only see the blurred back of the person sitting on the sofa.

Short hair, thin shoulders.

Although he couldn't see his face, but who else could appear in his house at this time besides Xiao Xiang?

Yu Shaoyang really wanted to jump up and deal with him before he said it, but thinking of his injuries, reason finally temporarily defeated the instinct of physical needs.

"You actually ran back by yourself, don't die!" He roared angrily, and then turned on the light, "Your uncle, go back to the hospital!"

"I fuck you, uncle, you are bewitched!" Leogaga huddled in a corner of the sofa, apparently startled by his sudden outburst of manliness, "Why are you going to the hospital?"

"Chopping board! How could it be you?"

"Who am I? Is there anyone else in your family?" Leogaga asked in amazement, "Could it be that you took the girl home for the night? I haven't seen anyone since I entered the door."

"Don't confuse me with ramblings!" Yu Shaoyang's mood became worse by several percentage points, and he shouted angrily, "Say! How did you get in here?"

"The keys under the doormat." The bunch of keys were twirling shamelessly on Leogaga's fingers, "I took it when I left last time."

"Could you please say hello next time you come?" Yu Shaoyang covered his face in pain. Fortunately, his first reaction was to turn on the light instead of satisfying his physical needs. Otherwise, today he might take the chopping board as Xiao Xiang It's done.

"We are so close, I can find food, drink, and sleep, so there is no need to call me." Leogaga obviously took his reaction as a courtesy, and did not notice the male hormones in the room.

"I greet you, I fucking want to fuck you!" Yu Shaoyang continued to roar, clenched his fists and approached him.

"...Are you really here? Isn't it just because it's late, do you plan to make do with you for a night? Damn, I'll let you know next time I'm a hundred kilometers away!" Leogaga looked terrified, and quickly Hugging the sofa cushions to his chest, "Don't mind! Look clearly! I'm not a woman!"

"I don't care who you are! You are the one who got fucked today!" Yu Shaoyang grabbed the mat angrily, "Let go!"

"You, you, you... We're so familiar, isn't it easy to start?" Leogaga's frightened expression really wasn't feigned, he was holding on to the mat so tightly that he didn't dare to let go, "I, I