Do you want to mess with the Lord?
"Oh, don't you know that my personality is to fear that the world will not be chaotic?" When Xiao Xiang saw other people appearing, he immediately resumed his unruly beating style, which is exactly the same as when he hugged his thigh just now. It's like two different people.
Switching roles in a second, he is either a bully or a split personality!
"It's time for rounds." Your wife suddenly pushed the door open and came in calmly, and asked Xiao Xiang, "How do you feel? If the pain in the ribs intensifies, I will prescribe you some more painkillers."
"It's good, it's fine to be discharged from the hospital immediately." Xiao Xiangming pretended that he didn't want to receive another injection.
"You have to cooperate with the treatment. If the high fever persists tomorrow, it will be more troublesome. Has the temperature been taken?" Your wife suddenly took a step closer, but Xiao Xiang dodged back like a reflex, and buttoned the collar of his shirt up.
"Seeing how quick his reaction is, I know it's all right." Looking at his virtue, Yu Shaoyang knew that he was afraid that the gnaw marks on his neck would be exposed, so he quickly smoothed things over for him.
"Okay, if you have any symptoms, tell me right away." Your wife is suddenly a wonderful flower in the world of empathy, "Also remember to pay some money, the pharmacy will stop taking the medicine after the advance payment is used up."
"Why do I have to pay again!" Yu Shaoyang groaned in pain, and followed him out of the ward, "What crime did I do?"
Your wife suddenly didn't say anything, just gestured on her neck.What he wanted to express was very clear, the injuries on Xiao Xiang's body were the evidence of the crime.
Yu Shaoyang burst into tears instantly: "Fuck! How can I have such a perverted hobby! His injuries are self-inflicted, and have nothing to do with me! No!"
Your wife suddenly opened the list with a flick of a pen: "Even if it has nothing to do with you, you still have to pay."
"Two thousand?" Yu Shaoyang put on a friendly smile, "Can it be cheaper?"
"I didn't open this hospital." Your wife suddenly replied indifferently, "If I opened it..."
Yu Shaoyang happily went up to steal it: "Is it free?"
"Then open the lid to win a prize, enjoy the passion and enjoy a bottle of glucose saline." Your wife's sudden expression didn't look like she was joking at all, "Or a box of stomach-strengthening and Xiaoshi tablets will be given for every [-] spent."
Yu Shaoyang: ...
Yu Shaoyang said it didn't matter, after all, there was no way to leave Xiao Xiang alone in the hospital to fend for himself, so he had to drive home in the middle of the night to get the things he needed for the hospital.When he got home, as soon as he opened the door, he saw the indicator light on the computer blinking. Then he remembered that his account was still burning in the Godswood Forest, and hurried to log off.
When the screen was turned on, Jian Po Cangqiong was still obscenely hiding behind the sign in the invisible state. The people who had gang fights in the Shenswood Forest before had gone completely. There was a large row of conversations on the current channel. Yu Shaoyang watched Almost a mouthful of old blood spewed out.
[Currently] Wait for the ass: If you have the guts, keep killing. If you don’t kill me until I lose all my equipment, don’t call yourself a man!
[Current] Yao to Grandma Bridge: Tsk, my old lady is not a man in the first place!
[Current] Waiting for you assholes: Don't be frightened, wait for my master to deal with you!
【Current】Yao to Grandma Bridge: Where is it?where?With so many of us, Sword Breaking the Sky is a betrayal of relatives, and we haven't been online very much recently, so you still count on him?
[Current] You wait for the ass: I don't count on him, I count on you, beauty Yao?
【Current】Yao to Grandma Bridge: Shut up!How dare you take advantage of my old lady when you are about to die!The dead ladyboy NONO is not online today, and Jian Po Cangqiong pretended to be dead again, let's see who can help you!Get up if you have the guts!
[Currently] Waiting for you assholes: What if I just lay down on the ground for a day?I fear you?
[Current] Yao to Grandma Bridge: Then I will fight to guard you for a day!
[Currently] Waiting for you asshole: Don't keep me, if you look at me so affectionately for a day, you may fall in love with me inadvertently.
[Current] Yao to Grandma Bridge: Bah!who do you think You Are!
[Current] Crazy Knife 99: Yaoyao, stop messing around, you don't need to waste time with this kind of scoundrel, just kill him once you see him.
[Current] Yao to Grandma Bridge: Leave it alone!I will guard, I will let him get out of this area!
[Currently] Waiting for you asshole: What did I do to make you hate me so much?Could it be that my way of hooking you up is wrong?
【Current】Yao to Grandma Bridge: Get lost!
[Current] You wait for the ass: Oh, so you fell in love with my master?Don't tell me, with your level of presence, no matter how much you trouble me, that perverted master won't notice you. It might be more effective to go directly to Longteng Guoben.Come on girl, stop pretending, let me give you some advice, and I will keep you kicked away within a week and sit on the throne of the real teacher!
【Current】Yao to Grandma Bridge: Shut up!
[Current] Crazy Knife 99: Shut up!
After this sentence, a lot of system prompts came out. It seems that there was a long pause in the middle, and then there was a new dialogue.
【Current】Yao to Grandma Bridge: Dead ladyboy, don't play sneak attack if you have the guts!Fighting with my old lady dignifiedly!
[Currently] NONO: If I hit you three times head-on, I would count it as a sneak attack. Does that mean I have to stand upright and be beaten to death by you to be upright?
[Current] Wait for the ass: Did you see it?People are showing mercy to you!
[Current] Yao to Grandma Bridge: Bah, do you think I will be grateful to you if you show mercy?
[Current] NONO: I'm not showing mercy, I'm just too lazy to talk to you.According to your operation, it is very difficult to kill me.
Look, Brother NO, this is called mighty and domineering.
[Current] Waiting for you assholes: Good kill, good kill!It's so hateful, praise!
[Current] NONO: Every time I see you, your PK skills are steadily retreating.
[Currently] Waiting for you assholes: Don't complain anywhere!Hurry up and save me!
[Current] NONO: Don't you want to see me?
[Current] Wait for the ass: Don't go, don't go!Save me up!Where have you been these few days, I miss you so much!
[Current] NONO: Really?Why can't I see it?
[Currently] Waiting for you asshole: Do you want me to kowtow to you and hug you warmly?
[Current] NONO: Why do these words sound strange when they come out of your mouth?
[Current] Yao to Grandma Bridge: Wait for me, you bastard, stop!
[Current] Waiting for you asshole: Beauty Yao, you really have the guts, NONO, the cannon of the world, you dare to resurrect and die?
[Current] Yao to Grandma Bridge: I like you.
[Current] You guys: Nani? ⊙o⊙
【Current】Yao to Grandma Bridge: I like you!I like you!I like you!You idiot, if I don't speak, when will you see it!
[Currently] Wait for the ass: ...Did I time travel?Hey, Miss Yao, please make it clear, don't go offline in a hurry!
[Current] NONO: Oh, it seems that you still want to develop with her?
[Currently] Dear ass: Although she usually yells, beats, kills and bites me, but if it's out of love for me, it's a different matter.Once this setting is accepted, the annoying beauty Yao also becomes a little cute.Even if she has a bad temper and a married woman, she is still a beauty.
[Current] NONO: Well, I'll give you a ride.
[Current] Wait for the ass: Your sister!Why are you killing me!How did I mess with you!save me!Save me and let's go Hey!
Things are never as simple as they seem.
Behind every "oh" there is a "fart", behind every "um" there is a "che", behind every "huh" there is a sentence "MLGB", behind every "pro" there is a sentence "SB ", behind every "haha" there is a sentence of "fuck you", behind every sentence of "giri", there is a sentence of "your sister", behind every "yeah", there is a sentence of "bah", behind every "2" There is a "you are so cute". "
Yu Shaoyang was not completely wrong.
It is true that Yao went to Grandma Bridge deliberately to find fault with her presence, but she was not doing it to break the sky with her sword, but for you and other assholes.
There are always all kinds of strange people in the world, doing such and such strange things.
Maybe the world itself is a cinema.
All the classic movies in history are played in a loop.
Who loves and who doesn't.
It is the eternal theme of this world of joy, anger, sorrow and joy that is constantly reincarnated in spring, summer, autumn and winter.
51. Can you be gentle?
Jian Po Cangqiong got out from behind the sign and strode out of the godswood forest, and saw you and other farts sitting in the flowers on the side of the road in painful contemplation.
[Current] Sword Breaking the Sky: Apprentice boy, your current look is too literary and artistic, it is not suitable for you.
[Current] You wait for the ass: Master, you only came to save me now, it's too late.
【Current】Sword Breaking the Sky: It's not that I'm late, but I'm early.If I had known that there would be such a bloody drama, I should have stayed in front of the computer until the end.
[Current] You wait for the fart: Master, Yao went to Grandma Bridge and said she likes me. +1
[Current] You wait for the fart: Master, Yao went to Grandma Bridge and said she likes me. +2
[Current] You wait for the fart: Master, Yao went to Grandma Bridge and said she liked me. +3
【Current】Sword Breaks the Sky: Don't swipe the screen, being a teacher is not blind!
【Currently】Your fart: I finally know the reason why I am single.What I like doesn't like me, I don't know what I like.
[Current] Sword Breaking the Sky: What is there to be proud of being liked by that kind of troublemaker?Your pursuit is too low!
[Current] You wait for the ass: She is the first woman who fell in love with me hopelessly without me playing tricks!
"Oh, don't you know that my personality is to fear that the world will not be chaotic?" When Xiao Xiang saw other people appearing, he immediately resumed his unruly beating style, which is exactly the same as when he hugged his thigh just now. It's like two different people.
Switching roles in a second, he is either a bully or a split personality!
"It's time for rounds." Your wife suddenly pushed the door open and came in calmly, and asked Xiao Xiang, "How do you feel? If the pain in the ribs intensifies, I will prescribe you some more painkillers."
"It's good, it's fine to be discharged from the hospital immediately." Xiao Xiangming pretended that he didn't want to receive another injection.
"You have to cooperate with the treatment. If the high fever persists tomorrow, it will be more troublesome. Has the temperature been taken?" Your wife suddenly took a step closer, but Xiao Xiang dodged back like a reflex, and buttoned the collar of his shirt up.
"Seeing how quick his reaction is, I know it's all right." Looking at his virtue, Yu Shaoyang knew that he was afraid that the gnaw marks on his neck would be exposed, so he quickly smoothed things over for him.
"Okay, if you have any symptoms, tell me right away." Your wife is suddenly a wonderful flower in the world of empathy, "Also remember to pay some money, the pharmacy will stop taking the medicine after the advance payment is used up."
"Why do I have to pay again!" Yu Shaoyang groaned in pain, and followed him out of the ward, "What crime did I do?"
Your wife suddenly didn't say anything, just gestured on her neck.What he wanted to express was very clear, the injuries on Xiao Xiang's body were the evidence of the crime.
Yu Shaoyang burst into tears instantly: "Fuck! How can I have such a perverted hobby! His injuries are self-inflicted, and have nothing to do with me! No!"
Your wife suddenly opened the list with a flick of a pen: "Even if it has nothing to do with you, you still have to pay."
"Two thousand?" Yu Shaoyang put on a friendly smile, "Can it be cheaper?"
"I didn't open this hospital." Your wife suddenly replied indifferently, "If I opened it..."
Yu Shaoyang happily went up to steal it: "Is it free?"
"Then open the lid to win a prize, enjoy the passion and enjoy a bottle of glucose saline." Your wife's sudden expression didn't look like she was joking at all, "Or a box of stomach-strengthening and Xiaoshi tablets will be given for every [-] spent."
Yu Shaoyang: ...
Yu Shaoyang said it didn't matter, after all, there was no way to leave Xiao Xiang alone in the hospital to fend for himself, so he had to drive home in the middle of the night to get the things he needed for the hospital.When he got home, as soon as he opened the door, he saw the indicator light on the computer blinking. Then he remembered that his account was still burning in the Godswood Forest, and hurried to log off.
When the screen was turned on, Jian Po Cangqiong was still obscenely hiding behind the sign in the invisible state. The people who had gang fights in the Shenswood Forest before had gone completely. There was a large row of conversations on the current channel. Yu Shaoyang watched Almost a mouthful of old blood spewed out.
[Currently] Wait for the ass: If you have the guts, keep killing. If you don’t kill me until I lose all my equipment, don’t call yourself a man!
[Current] Yao to Grandma Bridge: Tsk, my old lady is not a man in the first place!
[Current] Waiting for you assholes: Don't be frightened, wait for my master to deal with you!
【Current】Yao to Grandma Bridge: Where is it?where?With so many of us, Sword Breaking the Sky is a betrayal of relatives, and we haven't been online very much recently, so you still count on him?
[Current] You wait for the ass: I don't count on him, I count on you, beauty Yao?
【Current】Yao to Grandma Bridge: Shut up!How dare you take advantage of my old lady when you are about to die!The dead ladyboy NONO is not online today, and Jian Po Cangqiong pretended to be dead again, let's see who can help you!Get up if you have the guts!
[Currently] Waiting for you assholes: What if I just lay down on the ground for a day?I fear you?
[Current] Yao to Grandma Bridge: Then I will fight to guard you for a day!
[Currently] Waiting for you asshole: Don't keep me, if you look at me so affectionately for a day, you may fall in love with me inadvertently.
[Current] Yao to Grandma Bridge: Bah!who do you think You Are!
[Current] Crazy Knife 99: Yaoyao, stop messing around, you don't need to waste time with this kind of scoundrel, just kill him once you see him.
[Current] Yao to Grandma Bridge: Leave it alone!I will guard, I will let him get out of this area!
[Currently] Waiting for you asshole: What did I do to make you hate me so much?Could it be that my way of hooking you up is wrong?
【Current】Yao to Grandma Bridge: Get lost!
[Current] You wait for the ass: Oh, so you fell in love with my master?Don't tell me, with your level of presence, no matter how much you trouble me, that perverted master won't notice you. It might be more effective to go directly to Longteng Guoben.Come on girl, stop pretending, let me give you some advice, and I will keep you kicked away within a week and sit on the throne of the real teacher!
【Current】Yao to Grandma Bridge: Shut up!
[Current] Crazy Knife 99: Shut up!
After this sentence, a lot of system prompts came out. It seems that there was a long pause in the middle, and then there was a new dialogue.
【Current】Yao to Grandma Bridge: Dead ladyboy, don't play sneak attack if you have the guts!Fighting with my old lady dignifiedly!
[Currently] NONO: If I hit you three times head-on, I would count it as a sneak attack. Does that mean I have to stand upright and be beaten to death by you to be upright?
[Current] Wait for the ass: Did you see it?People are showing mercy to you!
[Current] Yao to Grandma Bridge: Bah, do you think I will be grateful to you if you show mercy?
[Current] NONO: I'm not showing mercy, I'm just too lazy to talk to you.According to your operation, it is very difficult to kill me.
Look, Brother NO, this is called mighty and domineering.
[Current] Waiting for you assholes: Good kill, good kill!It's so hateful, praise!
[Current] NONO: Every time I see you, your PK skills are steadily retreating.
[Currently] Waiting for you assholes: Don't complain anywhere!Hurry up and save me!
[Current] NONO: Don't you want to see me?
[Current] Wait for the ass: Don't go, don't go!Save me up!Where have you been these few days, I miss you so much!
[Current] NONO: Really?Why can't I see it?
[Currently] Waiting for you asshole: Do you want me to kowtow to you and hug you warmly?
[Current] NONO: Why do these words sound strange when they come out of your mouth?
[Current] Yao to Grandma Bridge: Wait for me, you bastard, stop!
[Current] Waiting for you asshole: Beauty Yao, you really have the guts, NONO, the cannon of the world, you dare to resurrect and die?
[Current] Yao to Grandma Bridge: I like you.
[Current] You guys: Nani? ⊙o⊙
【Current】Yao to Grandma Bridge: I like you!I like you!I like you!You idiot, if I don't speak, when will you see it!
[Currently] Wait for the ass: ...Did I time travel?Hey, Miss Yao, please make it clear, don't go offline in a hurry!
[Current] NONO: Oh, it seems that you still want to develop with her?
[Currently] Dear ass: Although she usually yells, beats, kills and bites me, but if it's out of love for me, it's a different matter.Once this setting is accepted, the annoying beauty Yao also becomes a little cute.Even if she has a bad temper and a married woman, she is still a beauty.
[Current] NONO: Well, I'll give you a ride.
[Current] Wait for the ass: Your sister!Why are you killing me!How did I mess with you!save me!Save me and let's go Hey!
Things are never as simple as they seem.
Behind every "oh" there is a "fart", behind every "um" there is a "che", behind every "huh" there is a sentence "MLGB", behind every "pro" there is a sentence "SB ", behind every "haha" there is a sentence of "fuck you", behind every sentence of "giri", there is a sentence of "your sister", behind every "yeah", there is a sentence of "bah", behind every "2" There is a "you are so cute". "
Yu Shaoyang was not completely wrong.
It is true that Yao went to Grandma Bridge deliberately to find fault with her presence, but she was not doing it to break the sky with her sword, but for you and other assholes.
There are always all kinds of strange people in the world, doing such and such strange things.
Maybe the world itself is a cinema.
All the classic movies in history are played in a loop.
Who loves and who doesn't.
It is the eternal theme of this world of joy, anger, sorrow and joy that is constantly reincarnated in spring, summer, autumn and winter.
51. Can you be gentle?
Jian Po Cangqiong got out from behind the sign and strode out of the godswood forest, and saw you and other farts sitting in the flowers on the side of the road in painful contemplation.
[Current] Sword Breaking the Sky: Apprentice boy, your current look is too literary and artistic, it is not suitable for you.
[Current] You wait for the ass: Master, you only came to save me now, it's too late.
【Current】Sword Breaking the Sky: It's not that I'm late, but I'm early.If I had known that there would be such a bloody drama, I should have stayed in front of the computer until the end.
[Current] You wait for the fart: Master, Yao went to Grandma Bridge and said she likes me. +1
[Current] You wait for the fart: Master, Yao went to Grandma Bridge and said she likes me. +2
[Current] You wait for the fart: Master, Yao went to Grandma Bridge and said she liked me. +3
【Current】Sword Breaks the Sky: Don't swipe the screen, being a teacher is not blind!
【Currently】Your fart: I finally know the reason why I am single.What I like doesn't like me, I don't know what I like.
[Current] Sword Breaking the Sky: What is there to be proud of being liked by that kind of troublemaker?Your pursuit is too low!
[Current] You wait for the ass: She is the first woman who fell in love with me hopelessly without me playing tricks!
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