It's easy to hide when it's bright and showy, but it's hard to guard against the chea

Completely presumptuous once.

"Damn, the most reliable person in life is a brother! A woman for a while, a brother for a lifetime! Drink!" Li Yao directly touched him with the bottle, put his arms around his shoulders and drank it all.The beer gushed from his cheeks with bubbling foam, rushing into his collar.

"Stay away from me, my sexual orientation is normal, and I don't intend to spend the rest of my life with you." Yu Shaoyang reluctantly took a sip.

This guy's career is frustrated, and he hasn't regained the slightest advantage in the love field. Basically, he keeps hanging up and fighting again and again, and every time he talks about preparing for a naked marriage, he will be thrown away by his girlfriend without any suspense like a snot.

Every time he gets dumped, Li Yao still goes crazy like this.

Cried, drunk and vomited, he got up and became a good man again.

Li Yao was making a fuss on the dance floor, while Yu Shaoyang was sitting and drinking in a daze.

He has been in love several times, but all of them ended without a problem. It seems difficult for him to really get involved in those girls with glamorous appearance.Their beauty, their youthful vigor, their good and bad, have never been able to enter his heart.If it is necessary to find the real heartbeat from his life, it probably can only be found on the Internet.

The sword breaking the sky in the Three Realms divorced and then married, married and then divorced.

When you get divorced for the first time, you may feel that you want to die, as if the whole world is falling apart.

When you get divorced for the second time, it feels like you got the equipment you wanted, but dropped the line when you were about to pick it up.

Waiting for the third time, that feeling is no more frustrating than losing in the wild PK.

That's how he felt last night when he saw the cute creature inside who was intimate with the demon bearded uncle.

Things like feelings have always been unsolvable, let alone in the virtual game world.

Who likes whom, who hates whom, those characters and stories that have never really existed, are here faded into countless 0s and 1s, and maybe in the end, only the part that once could make your heart hurt a feeling of.

Seeing that Li Yao suffers so much every time he breaks up in love, Yu Shaoyang really can't find the slightest sense of substitution.

The roaring music in the PUB can tear your eardrums apart, and you can't wait to lift the roof to the sky.

Who says the winner is king and the loser can only go to hell

If you are too arrogant, you may meet someone who is superior to others.

There's nothing wrong with failing

Tomorrow I will come back and turn the world upside down

No one can replace the king...

Coincidentally, this song is called "Master", which happens to be the promotional song for the latest expansion of "Three Realms". Of course, Yu Shaoyang has also heard it.The original version of "Master" has a little more carefully modified tactful ancient rhyme, which of course sounds a lot more professional, and this singer's singing is full of confidence and arrogance, although his voice still has the frivolous and arrogant young people In addition to being crazy and crazy, it seems that it can perfectly interpret the essence of the master.

Yu Shaoyang couldn't help but turned his head to take a look. On the center stage of the dance floor, four young people were singing to the music. The lead singer, bassist, keyboard and drummer were all in full swing and looked quite professional.

The lights on the dance floor were dazzled, and it was really hard to see the faces of those young people clearly. Only when the spotlight in the center passed by, I could vaguely see the thin back of the singer and the chestnut hair dancing wantonly with the beat.That dazzling leather jacket and pants definitely couldn't be worn out, but compared with those crazy people on the dance floor, it looked simple and clean.Around his waist was a strange silk scarf, black and red. When it swayed, it looked like embers of a flame, or a group of withered and withered flowers of indistinguishable shape.

The wonderful rap at the end has stirred up the crazy factor in everyone's blood, a bunch of men and women gathered around the stage, waving their hands wildly, those fingers painted with various colors of nail polish and cheap perfume mixed with the smell of alcohol and tobacco The smell suddenly made this place look more like a hell.

Li Yao vomited up to expectations.

When Yu Shaoyang carried the unconscious Li Yao out of the door, he vaguely saw the group of crazy men and women taking out colorful banknotes and throwing them on the stage, stuffing them into the clothes and trousers of those people, and even stuffing them directly into the inside the pants.

Yu Shaoyang didn't look back.

When art has been reduced to this point, it is no different from selling one's body for money.

Sending Li Yao back to his dilapidated apartment, the room was in a mess, worn and unworn clothes and socks were everywhere, wine bottles were crooked against the wall, and there was a strong rotten smell in the garbage basket.No wonder the guy who lives in the same apartment with him has to go to live with his future wife every day. Apart from the factor of strengthening the relationship between husband and wife, no man is willing to take care of a three-none roommate like Li Yao like an old woman.

Yu Shaoyang unceremoniously swept all kinds of debris from the bed to the floor, and threw Li Yao, who was like a dead pig, on it.Li Yao screamed, but didn't complain at all, and fell asleep directly wrapped in a quilt.

"Li Yao, what's the trouble with being a man without a wife? If you split up, you'll split up. Since you don't have a fate, even if you insist on marrying back, you can't keep it. There's no need to torture yourself to death." For the sake of it, Yu Shaoyang didn't bother to worry about it.

Li Yao buried his head in the pillow and roared, "You don't understand."

"Your uncle, I don't understand you understand! Every time we break up, we have to die, and the old men are promising!"

"You have money and a career, and you don't have to worry about food and clothing! You fucking only know how to dump people since you were in school. Have you ever been dumped?"

Speaking of this, Yu Shaoyang immediately felt uncomfortable as if he had eaten a fly, and grabbed Li Yao's skirt: "Fuck, why are you talking about me again! I am doing it for your own good!"

"Hahaha... I'm fine now!" Li Yao was laughing like an asthmatic because of the difficulty in breathing, "Hurry up and get out of here!"

Yu Shaoyang threw him back on the pillow, and then laughed.

He actually got serious with a drunk, either with ginger beer on his head or with water in his head.

Li Yao is the kind of calm and introverted person, but his wine quality is extremely poor. Once he is drunk, he can talk nonsense about everything. When he wakes up tomorrow, he is not a gentle scum.

After so many years of brothers, who doesn't know who else.

Yu Shaoyang threw the quilt back to him, and kicked a washbasin to the bed so that he would not broadcast live later.

Coming out of Li Yao's apartment, the air outside was much fresher immediately, the moonlight was clear and bright in the middle of the night, and the trees, flowers and plants on the street seemed to be covered with a layer of icing sugar.There are no pedestrians on the street anymore, and there are only a handful of vehicles passing by. Only the traffic lights are still changing colors silently under the night.

Yu Shaoyang felt very at ease walking alone under the dim street lights.

He often falls asleep in the early morning, and he has long been used to such a quiet and cold night.

Looking up at the vast starry sky, breathing deeply, as if you can smell another pure and clean taste away from the hustle and bustle of the city.

The night, like the Internet, can give people another disguise.

Thinking of the Internet, a name suddenly flashed in his mind, and he passed by.

Yu Shaoyang couldn't help being in a good mood when he thought of how he went offline with hatred yesterday.

It seems that tossing and brushing his heart is far more exciting and comfortable than accompanying any of the previous nominal wives to write books and talk about monsters.

It was an extraordinary challenge and a sense of accomplishment.

I don't know what time it is, if it's still early, maybe I can make it in time to condolences to the substitute wife given by this system.

Yu Shaoyang touched his trouser pocket, but it was empty, and his mobile phone was gone.

When I was drinking with Li Yao before, I felt that my trouser pockets were cramping, so I took out my phone and put it on the table.

decline!

12. The inexplicable sea dry and rock rotten...

Even if the money is not bad, it doesn't mean that you have to burn money. In order to buy a new mobile phone soon, Yu Shaoyang had to climb back to that non-mainstream PUB called Qingmi.

The neon lights outside the Qingmi door are still flickering, the door is still open, the deafening music inside has stopped, replaced by a very soft lyrical serenade.The people who gathered in twos and threes inside basically smoked and drank silently, and few people spoke. It was completely different from when they came here before. If he hadn't checked the house number again and again before coming in, Yu Shaoyang would have thought he had gone to the wrong place.

Several waiters disappeared, only the bartender was seen wiping the bar.

"Dude, have you seen today..."

"It's you." Before he finished speaking, the bartender took the conversation away, "You're here to look for your phone, aren't you?"

"Do you still remember me?" There were so many ghosts and monsters coming and going in this bar at night, so the bartender could still remember his appearance. Yu Shaoyang was so impressed by his memory.

"Of course I remember, this place is for venting and getting drunk. I've seen people dressed in exaggerated clothes, but I've never seen someone who wears clothes like yours. You, who are covered in famous brands, come here if you don't go to the wrong door. looking for excitement."

Yu Shaoyang: ...

God is so pitiful, since he started his own business, he has never asked his family for money, and the clothes he wears are also the casual POLO shirts he wears from college to now. He is a new and good man who is diligent and thrifty.

"Your cell phone is in Xiao Xiang's hands, go get it from him." The bartender obviously didn't notice Yu Shaoyang's deep sorrow when he was lying down and shot.

"Who is Xiao Xiang? Your boss?"

"No, it's the temporary lead singer of our bar." The bartender took his chin and pointed to the small door next to him. "They're still backstage. If you want to find them, hurry up. They only come here once a week."

"You guys... OK, I'll go." Yu Shaoyang was completely speechless. This is no longer the era when you have to send a penny to the police uncle. This is not a failure.