Lumia said to you: I said no bargaining, but you come to bargaining again.
[Private Chat] You said to Tiangong Lumia: You said you would not return the price after bargaining, but you still returned it.
[Private Chat] Tiangong Lumia said to you: urgent money, minimum 280.
[Private Chat] You said to Tiangong Lumia: Can it be cheaper?
[Private chat] Tiangong Lumia said to you: No, unless you are a girl.
[Private Chat] You say to Tiangong Lumia: Dear, I have a sister, and I am her elder brother.I called my girl, is it free?
[Private Chat] Tiangong Lumia said to you: No, I don't want to be a brother-in-law.
[Private Chat] You said to Tiangong Lumia: Seriously, 280 is too expensive.
[Private Chat] Tiangong Lumia said to you: How much can you give?
[Private chat] You said to Tiangong Lumia: 28.
Tiangong Lumia fell into a long silence.
[Private chat] You said to Tiangong Lumia: Dear, you have to tell me whether you want to sell it or not.
[Private Chat] Tiangong Lumia said to you: Get lost.
Saying goodbye to the diophanous gemstones that he couldn't afford even if he lost his fortune, Jian Breaking the Sky was extremely bored and began to walk along the path of Longteng City towards Taohuawu.
Among the Three Realms, the places with the best scenery are Congyunya, Honghuaping and Taohuawu.From the towering cloud cliff to the sky, if you don't have strong lightness kung fu, you basically don't have to think about going up.Honghuaping is a transitional map. There are no monsters or NPCs on the map. Because this place is low-end and close to the people, all kinds of people like to crowd there. Those who talk about love and do business are idle and pose as literary youths. Recently, even PK appointments are popular in Honghuaping, and that place is basically abolished.
Flowers and branches are floating in front of my eyes, as if beauty and sorrow are intertwined.
Yun Zhengxia is in full swing, and peach blossoms are in full bloom.
The rain of flowers is extremely beautiful, but now even Taohuawu, the last pure land, is not clean.
Walking randomly, straying into the depths of peach blossoms, immediately startled countless mandarin ducks.
The sword breaks the sky and sighs again and again, remembering that when he was all-powerful and hugging left and right, no one in this server would be envious and jealous, but now all kinds of passers-by are in pairs, but he swaggered through the market under the name of a man, what kind of good fortune is this Funny.
There is a creek on the map of Taohuawu. Many people think that it is just a set, but in fact the creek can be crossed.There's also a small copy called Infatuation Department hidden at the end of the creek.Although the name is literary enough, the main plot can be summed up in one sentence: If the sky has love, the sky will grow old, and if people have love, they will die early.When this dungeon was first discovered, many players specially came here to witness their unswerving love. It turned out that this dungeon not only had an old-fashioned plot but also didn’t drop any good equipment. Chiqingsi and Taohuawu Xiaoxi were also forgotten by the majority of players. .
The sword broke the sky and performed light work, and jumped to the opposite side of the stream by lighting the stones in the water neatly.
This river beach has a wide view and is just surrounded by peach blossoms and flowing water. Although the infatuated department next to it is a bit old, but it is a big killer that is sure to hit if you use it to soak up new MMs.
After standing firmly on his feet, he looked up and saw a man and a woman sitting on the big rock exclusively owned by him.
A demon warrior with the same color of beard and hair, fangs and eyebrows flying together.
A pharmacist from the immortal clan, shy as a flower, with picturesque eyebrows, and an extremely powerful achievement "Warrior of Langya" on his head.
The male is called Kuang Yaomu Tian Ruan, while the female has cute things inside.
The wrestler's body is too unrestrained, even standing with the tough female wrestlers of the same clan, it seems to be playing Beauty and the Beast, paired with the soft and tender loli pharmacist of the fairy clan, it is a disaster, and it is against harmony no matter how you look at it.But those two people clasped their hands and were intimately dependent on each other. Seen from the side, they had basically merged into one, completely treating all passers-by as floating clouds.
Yu Shaoyang threw away the mouse, looked at the screen and began to smile wryly.
The past few days have been disturbed by dungeons and passing things, and he has been dizzy, and he has really completely neglected this cute little loli.But in just a few days, she must have moved too fast.
He didn't feel sad or angry, just a little depressed.
He's never been a stalker, but he's no fool either.Even if there is a cute thing inside who really empathizes with each other, at least they should say hello, it's easier for everyone to get together and break up.
Open the friend bar again, the name of the cute thing is still gray.
She pretends to be offline even though she is online. Is she avoiding him on purpose?
[Private Chat] You said to the cute thing inside: Wife, are you there?The apprentice said he saw you in Taohuawu.
This reply was sent back quickly.
[Private chat] There is a cute thing inside saying to you: Huh?I'm busy, how could I be in Taohuawu?
[Private chat] You said to the cute thing inside: Then he probably misjudged the person.
[Private chat] There is a cute thing inside telling you: It is necessary. O(∩_∩)O
[Private chat] You said to the cute thing inside: Wife, are you free tonight?If you don't go to Langya Grotto to die today, just accompany me to brush up a simple book for entertainment.
[Private chat] There is a cute thing inside who tells you: No, I can't come tonight.
[Private chat] You said to the cute thing inside: Can't come again?Where are you?
[Private Chat] There is a cute thing inside who says to you: Me?I'm working with Immortal Hongchen.
The world of mortals is immortal.
Passing by and Izayoi, these two fluffy motorcycle guys, are indeed a must-have good excuse for traveling at home, killing people, jumping over walls and derailing.There is a cute thing inside who knows that based on the virtues of those two people, it is absolutely impossible to become friends with Jian Po Cangqiong, and of course he has no way to check whether what she said is true.
Passing by and Izayoi are indeed not good friends of Jian Po Cang Qiong.
But passing by her heart is the lady whose sword breaks through the sky.
The current location is still on Hongsha Island, and it has never changed since it went offline yesterday.
[Private chat] You said to the cute thing inside: I'm getting involved with passing by at the moment, and I won't be able to escape for a while. If you are lonely in the deep boudoir, find a good man and marry him.
[Private chat] There is a cute thing in it saying to you: What are you talking about, my dear, don't worry, people will be waiting to marry you.
People are in other people's arms, but they are waiting to marry you.
Why bother, why bother.
Yu Shaoyang gave a wry smile and clicked the fork to exit the game.
11. Philosophy and gentle scum...
Looking around, there are all kinds of weird hairstyles, all wearing non-human colored contact lenses, all kinds of tattoos seem to have life under the chaotic lights, and the strong smell of alcohol and tobacco wafts in the air.The melody that perfectly combines the domineering metal texture and the glamorous Chinese style is spreading wantonly in the air:
The curtain of the chaotic world is opened, the blood is all over the world, and the world is infinite
Whose world is enchanting and thousands of iron hooves break through the prosperous songs
What kind of grievances and grievances are you talking about? Crazy sword vs. cold sword. Holy tearing, only nightmares are left
What do you want? Lingering, colorful, charming eyes. Once the sea is over, it will be a mulberry field.
Zhu Heng Beidou picked off all the stars he wanted
If you like darkness, let the evil blood-red flames burn all over the sky
Don't let the common people sink with me on the bank of the River Styx during the day
Bathed in raging fire, I will turn into a dragon and come
The infinite age is ruled by me...
"Brother, did you make a mistake? Even if you go to a bar, can you choose a classy one?" Yu Shaoyang hasn't come out to a bar for a long time. If it weren't for the kind invitation from his buddy Li Yao today, he would rather indulge in the Internet. I don't want to go into a place like a nightclub.Even if you want to have a bubble, you can deal with it with a few buddies and find a reliable concert venue. Why go to this group of non-human beings to receive the shock of the soul.
"It's for you to find a place to vent, as long as it's high enough! You fucking give me a drink!" Li Yao was obviously so high that he couldn't find it, and his usual serious and refined scum had already been thrown out. Cloud Nine.
When he was in college, Li Yao studied philosophy.
There's a classic joke about philosophy departments.
A gentleman graduated from the Philosophy Department of Fuzhou University. After graduation, he couldn't find a job and was unemployed at home.One day, a college classmate introduced him to work in Mucha Zoo, and he went there happily.It turned out that a tiger in the zoo was temporarily sick and sent to the hospital, and he was asked to wear a tiger skin for a while.He thought that no one could tell it was him anyway, so he agreed.Putting on the tiger skin and entering the animal cage, he dutifully walked around pretending to be a tiger. Not long after the animal cage opened, another tiger came in. He was so scared that he kept retreating to the corner; and the tiger kept approaching him... …
Finally, when there was no way to retreat, the tiger spoke...
"Dude, don't be afraid! I'm from the Philosophy Department of National Taiwan University!"
Funny is funny, philosophy is indeed a luxury hobby, a career that belongs to the spiritual aristocracy, and ordinary people can't afford it.After graduating from philosophy majors, there are very few units that match their majors, and the future prospects are very clear. They can either be managers or scholars. Those who can't be neither managers nor scholars are basically homeless.
Li Yao didn't have a family background that would allow him to eat and wait to die, nor did he have the connections that would allow him to go directly to the management, so he became a victim of philosophy, and could only work as a teaching assistant in the university and wait to die.
"High, high, sir! You've been dumped again? Damn, I'm bah, this beer is still mustard oil!" Yu Shaoyang raised his glass to meet him, the beer is not the usual taste, it smells like ginger The spicy taste almost choked him to tears.
"NONONO, it wasn't me who was dumped this time, it was I who dumped her! Drink!" Li Yao pulled off his collar and drank two mouthfuls, the corners of his eyes were also steaming with moisture, "Brother, listen to my brother, rich There are women, no money and no women!"
"This sentence is really reasonable, I appreciate you." The wine in the glass can really compete with mustard oil, and the tears that usually don't flow can also be absorbed by this pungent smell.
[Private Chat] You said to Tiangong Lumia: You said you would not return the price after bargaining, but you still returned it.
[Private Chat] Tiangong Lumia said to you: urgent money, minimum 280.
[Private Chat] You said to Tiangong Lumia: Can it be cheaper?
[Private chat] Tiangong Lumia said to you: No, unless you are a girl.
[Private Chat] You say to Tiangong Lumia: Dear, I have a sister, and I am her elder brother.I called my girl, is it free?
[Private Chat] Tiangong Lumia said to you: No, I don't want to be a brother-in-law.
[Private Chat] You said to Tiangong Lumia: Seriously, 280 is too expensive.
[Private Chat] Tiangong Lumia said to you: How much can you give?
[Private chat] You said to Tiangong Lumia: 28.
Tiangong Lumia fell into a long silence.
[Private chat] You said to Tiangong Lumia: Dear, you have to tell me whether you want to sell it or not.
[Private Chat] Tiangong Lumia said to you: Get lost.
Saying goodbye to the diophanous gemstones that he couldn't afford even if he lost his fortune, Jian Breaking the Sky was extremely bored and began to walk along the path of Longteng City towards Taohuawu.
Among the Three Realms, the places with the best scenery are Congyunya, Honghuaping and Taohuawu.From the towering cloud cliff to the sky, if you don't have strong lightness kung fu, you basically don't have to think about going up.Honghuaping is a transitional map. There are no monsters or NPCs on the map. Because this place is low-end and close to the people, all kinds of people like to crowd there. Those who talk about love and do business are idle and pose as literary youths. Recently, even PK appointments are popular in Honghuaping, and that place is basically abolished.
Flowers and branches are floating in front of my eyes, as if beauty and sorrow are intertwined.
Yun Zhengxia is in full swing, and peach blossoms are in full bloom.
The rain of flowers is extremely beautiful, but now even Taohuawu, the last pure land, is not clean.
Walking randomly, straying into the depths of peach blossoms, immediately startled countless mandarin ducks.
The sword breaks the sky and sighs again and again, remembering that when he was all-powerful and hugging left and right, no one in this server would be envious and jealous, but now all kinds of passers-by are in pairs, but he swaggered through the market under the name of a man, what kind of good fortune is this Funny.
There is a creek on the map of Taohuawu. Many people think that it is just a set, but in fact the creek can be crossed.There's also a small copy called Infatuation Department hidden at the end of the creek.Although the name is literary enough, the main plot can be summed up in one sentence: If the sky has love, the sky will grow old, and if people have love, they will die early.When this dungeon was first discovered, many players specially came here to witness their unswerving love. It turned out that this dungeon not only had an old-fashioned plot but also didn’t drop any good equipment. Chiqingsi and Taohuawu Xiaoxi were also forgotten by the majority of players. .
The sword broke the sky and performed light work, and jumped to the opposite side of the stream by lighting the stones in the water neatly.
This river beach has a wide view and is just surrounded by peach blossoms and flowing water. Although the infatuated department next to it is a bit old, but it is a big killer that is sure to hit if you use it to soak up new MMs.
After standing firmly on his feet, he looked up and saw a man and a woman sitting on the big rock exclusively owned by him.
A demon warrior with the same color of beard and hair, fangs and eyebrows flying together.
A pharmacist from the immortal clan, shy as a flower, with picturesque eyebrows, and an extremely powerful achievement "Warrior of Langya" on his head.
The male is called Kuang Yaomu Tian Ruan, while the female has cute things inside.
The wrestler's body is too unrestrained, even standing with the tough female wrestlers of the same clan, it seems to be playing Beauty and the Beast, paired with the soft and tender loli pharmacist of the fairy clan, it is a disaster, and it is against harmony no matter how you look at it.But those two people clasped their hands and were intimately dependent on each other. Seen from the side, they had basically merged into one, completely treating all passers-by as floating clouds.
Yu Shaoyang threw away the mouse, looked at the screen and began to smile wryly.
The past few days have been disturbed by dungeons and passing things, and he has been dizzy, and he has really completely neglected this cute little loli.But in just a few days, she must have moved too fast.
He didn't feel sad or angry, just a little depressed.
He's never been a stalker, but he's no fool either.Even if there is a cute thing inside who really empathizes with each other, at least they should say hello, it's easier for everyone to get together and break up.
Open the friend bar again, the name of the cute thing is still gray.
She pretends to be offline even though she is online. Is she avoiding him on purpose?
[Private Chat] You said to the cute thing inside: Wife, are you there?The apprentice said he saw you in Taohuawu.
This reply was sent back quickly.
[Private chat] There is a cute thing inside saying to you: Huh?I'm busy, how could I be in Taohuawu?
[Private chat] You said to the cute thing inside: Then he probably misjudged the person.
[Private chat] There is a cute thing inside telling you: It is necessary. O(∩_∩)O
[Private chat] You said to the cute thing inside: Wife, are you free tonight?If you don't go to Langya Grotto to die today, just accompany me to brush up a simple book for entertainment.
[Private chat] There is a cute thing inside who tells you: No, I can't come tonight.
[Private chat] You said to the cute thing inside: Can't come again?Where are you?
[Private Chat] There is a cute thing inside who says to you: Me?I'm working with Immortal Hongchen.
The world of mortals is immortal.
Passing by and Izayoi, these two fluffy motorcycle guys, are indeed a must-have good excuse for traveling at home, killing people, jumping over walls and derailing.There is a cute thing inside who knows that based on the virtues of those two people, it is absolutely impossible to become friends with Jian Po Cangqiong, and of course he has no way to check whether what she said is true.
Passing by and Izayoi are indeed not good friends of Jian Po Cang Qiong.
But passing by her heart is the lady whose sword breaks through the sky.
The current location is still on Hongsha Island, and it has never changed since it went offline yesterday.
[Private chat] You said to the cute thing inside: I'm getting involved with passing by at the moment, and I won't be able to escape for a while. If you are lonely in the deep boudoir, find a good man and marry him.
[Private chat] There is a cute thing in it saying to you: What are you talking about, my dear, don't worry, people will be waiting to marry you.
People are in other people's arms, but they are waiting to marry you.
Why bother, why bother.
Yu Shaoyang gave a wry smile and clicked the fork to exit the game.
11. Philosophy and gentle scum...
Looking around, there are all kinds of weird hairstyles, all wearing non-human colored contact lenses, all kinds of tattoos seem to have life under the chaotic lights, and the strong smell of alcohol and tobacco wafts in the air.The melody that perfectly combines the domineering metal texture and the glamorous Chinese style is spreading wantonly in the air:
The curtain of the chaotic world is opened, the blood is all over the world, and the world is infinite
Whose world is enchanting and thousands of iron hooves break through the prosperous songs
What kind of grievances and grievances are you talking about? Crazy sword vs. cold sword. Holy tearing, only nightmares are left
What do you want? Lingering, colorful, charming eyes. Once the sea is over, it will be a mulberry field.
Zhu Heng Beidou picked off all the stars he wanted
If you like darkness, let the evil blood-red flames burn all over the sky
Don't let the common people sink with me on the bank of the River Styx during the day
Bathed in raging fire, I will turn into a dragon and come
The infinite age is ruled by me...
"Brother, did you make a mistake? Even if you go to a bar, can you choose a classy one?" Yu Shaoyang hasn't come out to a bar for a long time. If it weren't for the kind invitation from his buddy Li Yao today, he would rather indulge in the Internet. I don't want to go into a place like a nightclub.Even if you want to have a bubble, you can deal with it with a few buddies and find a reliable concert venue. Why go to this group of non-human beings to receive the shock of the soul.
"It's for you to find a place to vent, as long as it's high enough! You fucking give me a drink!" Li Yao was obviously so high that he couldn't find it, and his usual serious and refined scum had already been thrown out. Cloud Nine.
When he was in college, Li Yao studied philosophy.
There's a classic joke about philosophy departments.
A gentleman graduated from the Philosophy Department of Fuzhou University. After graduation, he couldn't find a job and was unemployed at home.One day, a college classmate introduced him to work in Mucha Zoo, and he went there happily.It turned out that a tiger in the zoo was temporarily sick and sent to the hospital, and he was asked to wear a tiger skin for a while.He thought that no one could tell it was him anyway, so he agreed.Putting on the tiger skin and entering the animal cage, he dutifully walked around pretending to be a tiger. Not long after the animal cage opened, another tiger came in. He was so scared that he kept retreating to the corner; and the tiger kept approaching him... …
Finally, when there was no way to retreat, the tiger spoke...
"Dude, don't be afraid! I'm from the Philosophy Department of National Taiwan University!"
Funny is funny, philosophy is indeed a luxury hobby, a career that belongs to the spiritual aristocracy, and ordinary people can't afford it.After graduating from philosophy majors, there are very few units that match their majors, and the future prospects are very clear. They can either be managers or scholars. Those who can't be neither managers nor scholars are basically homeless.
Li Yao didn't have a family background that would allow him to eat and wait to die, nor did he have the connections that would allow him to go directly to the management, so he became a victim of philosophy, and could only work as a teaching assistant in the university and wait to die.
"High, high, sir! You've been dumped again? Damn, I'm bah, this beer is still mustard oil!" Yu Shaoyang raised his glass to meet him, the beer is not the usual taste, it smells like ginger The spicy taste almost choked him to tears.
"NONONO, it wasn't me who was dumped this time, it was I who dumped her! Drink!" Li Yao pulled off his collar and drank two mouthfuls, the corners of his eyes were also steaming with moisture, "Brother, listen to my brother, rich There are women, no money and no women!"
"This sentence is really reasonable, I appreciate you." The wine in the glass can really compete with mustard oil, and the tears that usually don't flow can also be absorbed by this pungent smell.
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