The strongest working girl in Yokohama

Drinking alcohol is absolutely prohibited!

——Excerpted from the diary of Nanako Kira.

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The biological clock at six o'clock in the morning wakes up the sleepy brain on time.

Splitting headache.

It was as if someone had chiseled the depths of the brain with an awl, and was banging on the inside of the skull with a blunt instrument.

Nanazi frowned fiercely, curled up and hugged her head that was about to explode, and moaned like crying.

— It's a hangover.

The girl who experienced the unbearable pain of a hangover at the age of 15 personally understood the rationality of the law, and personally swallowed the evil consequences of the ruthless backlash after trampling on the bottom line.

At the same time, I understand the lie that humans use alcohol to escape reality: I don't remember.

What a great excuse!As long as you say that you are drunk and don't remember anything, no matter what outrageous things you do when you are drunk, you can justly do shameful acts of evading responsibility with peace of mind!

In fact, those memories were only vague at first.Every scene becomes clearer as the sanity returns.

Nanazi sat up, bent her knees and covered her face with her hands, Lilith also opened the curtains.

The summer morning light is soft and cool, and sprinkles the whole living room.

The blond girl in a nightgown was thin and shrouded in a gloomy and slumped depression that was so thick that it was almost visible to the naked eye.

The girl who has always been decisive in major matters quickly made a decision. Even though her gray-blue eyes were still lifeless and lifeless, her slightly hoarse voice remained unwavering: "Lilith, prepare the hangover soup and health regimen." Porridge... and the sashimi knife."

Lilith didn't have any doubts about the master's decision, she turned and left with a slight bow and nod.

Nanazi took a deep breath, lifted the quilt with a heavy heart and went into the bathroom.

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As the only person who didn't drink, Ango first coaxed Sakunosuke Oda, who was the best, to go to the guest room on the second floor last night, and then in order to avoid the ceiling of the fighting power, Nakahara Nakaya demolished the house, and A went to the cat-eared maid who made people blush and heartbeat Lilith directly gave Zhongya, who was so poor in wine quality, a deep kiss that hit the soul directly. The innocent gravity made her breathing disorder and her legs became weak, and then she was carried to the second floor by Princess Lilith in a daze—

Ango Sakaguchi still remembers Lilith's natural explanation at the time: "It's not the first kiss anyway, so it's not bad after kissing, right?"

——No, that's not the problem, is it?

In short, Ango Sakaguchi, who also enjoyed the hug of the maid's strong princess, didn't dare to talk nonsense at all, so he could only coax the other three drunks to wash and sleep.

Ango Sakaguchi was awakened by his biological clock.

Lying on a strange bed with all clothes on, next to him is Oda Sakunosuke who is touching his belly and has bite marks on his neck, who is sleeping soundly. His legs were pressed against his stomach and hips, his face was in pain, as if he was having a nightmare, Dazai was hit by a fist against his stomach, and his hand clenched his hair tightly, the bandages scattered all over the floor, and the corners of his lips were still drooling.

Ango: ...

This sleeping appearance, you two blacks are also fighting in your dreams?

Anwu, who was extremely tired, got out of bed lightly, went to the bathroom that came with the bedroom to tidy up the crumpled shirt that had been sleeping like pickles, and used the disposable utensils placed by the maid the night before to tidy himself up. Stepping over the drinking buddies, gently pushed open the door.

The second floor of Natsume House is circular, and the fence is a hollowed-out European-style white lacquered iron railing. You can clearly see the whole picture of the hall on the first floor.

Ango, who was planning to go downstairs like this, was shocked when he saw the blond girl in the middle of the living room on the first floor, wearing a plain white bathrobe, kneeling and sitting in front of a small table, facing a sashimi knife with a cold light. , The alarm bell rang loudly, and subconsciously retreated out of panic.

Ango Sakaguchi tried his best to calm down his beating heart.

He had a dream that could be called a horror movie one night - the undercover agent was exposed and was hunted down by Mafia at the port, he fell into hell and was kicked into a hot oil pan by a blond girl with no expression on his face and turned into fried Ango, and then he was caught in a steel nail board. Ango was turned into meatballs and then fed to Yamata no Orochi. For some reason, when he floated into the Sanzu River and wanted to come out of the water to breathe, he was hit on the head by an ugly mother-in-law with a paddle...and then raped by Lilith Kiss to death again cough cough cough.

In short, he was saved by the biological clock.

Then, what's the situation?Why is that child wearing clothes that look like he's going to die, staring at a sashimi knife in a daze early in the morning? !

Ango Sakaguchi's mind recalled the quite exciting scenes from last night - including the scumbag act of that little bastard Dazai pressing the girl who kissed him to Chuya Nakahara's mouth!

Could it be... I feel that I have been humiliated, so...? !

Sakaguchi Ango's pupils constricted, his scalp was numb and he looked back at the drinking buddies sleeping unconscious on the bed, his eyes were straight, his throat was dry, his legs were weak and his fingertips were trembling.

Gollum.

What should I do? !

"Boom, boom, boom."

Ango Sakaguchi, who was immersed in the borderline between dreams and reality, and was frightened by the murderous associations, was shocked by the sudden knock on the door behind him, and his whole body trembled, and he let out a girlish short scream: "Hey!"

"What, what's wrong!" Zhongya Nakahara sat up like a spring - his eyes were sleepy, and because he moved too much, he continued to punch Dazai in his sleep and ruthlessly plucked Dazai's hair .

Dazai let out a painful howl and then woke up: "It hurts so much, my head—!"

Hangover + Chuya's head scratching = double headache.

Zai Zai looked like a big fish that had been slapped on the head with a kitchen knife, curled up on Zhong Ye's lap and rolled around with his head in his arms.

By the way, Chuya's choker strangled the sleepy orange-haired young man to bend down, and smashed his forehead on the head of Dazai in his arms——

The two blacks twisted together and hurt each other, ushering in the morning after a hangover.

Sakaguchi Ango watched this scene dumbfounded: ...

After making such a loud noise, Oda Sakunosuke smacked his lips and woke up too.

He calmly looked at Ango Sakaguchi at the door, and felt that this friend's expression was too complicated, probably mixed with many emotions such as panic, shock, speechlessness, wanting to complain and being strangled by the neck, etc., it was difficult to describe in words.

Oda Sakunosuke removed his hand from his belly under the shirt, looked at the two people who were rolling and scolding each other on the floor, and didn't know what to say.

In the end, he touched his phone to check the time, and chose to say hello to the only friend in front of the door who could communicate with him: "...Good morning, Ango."

From behind the door came the soft voice of the maid, "Excuse me, are you in any trouble? I brought hangover soup and health porridge, do you need any other help?"

——It seemed to be the soft murmur of the god of death when he raised his scythe behind his back.

Sakaguchi Ango's cold sweat soaked the back of his clothes again.

The 17-year-old Shuanghei finally let each other go from the entanglement of unintentional to deliberate injuries.

"Is it Miss Maid?" Dazai groaned as he leaned against the bed and covered his hair, "Ah, the hangover soup is amazing, please let her in, Ango—"

Ango Sakaguchi couldn't believe it: ...you don't remember what stupid things you did yesterday! ! !

——The door to the guest room on the second floor was opened.

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Nanazi stared at her haggard and pale face reflected on the stabbing knife.

Face as grey.

With a dead face.

【Ah, is it true that today is my death day? 】

The girl gave up all struggles, silently staring at the sharp short knife polished by the substitute maid.

She raised her hand to caress the cold and thin blade, thinking that this is really a good knife suitable for seppuku.

Yes, seppuku.

To do such a frivolous thing to them...

He forcibly kissed the lips and hands of the two, and even put the beautiful fingers in his mouth to taste them impolitely. In the end, he bit his neck against Oda Sakunosuke for some reason...

Is she actually such an undisciplined bad girl?

Lust and lust—after death today, before taking office as an official assistant officer, he must first be convicted and thrown into the Hell of Zhonghe, and be crushed to pieces between two iron mountains, right?She is not afraid of those punishments, because she is not afraid of pain.Whether it is loneliness or being trampled on her self-esteem, the indifference of her nature can make her not even care about herself.

But is he going to die today?

Nanazi suddenly felt a pang of sadness.

After committing seppuku and apologizing to the boys, after a long execution time, she will become an assistant officer, right?

Check the file, supervise the torture, and complete the daily auxiliary work.

After get off work, maybe I can have a drink with Ms. Daji and Mr. Bai Ze. Researching new uses of snapdragon grass and developing new instruments of torture are good pastimes to pass the time.

But is he going to die today?

The drawings she handed over have not yet received a response, and she has just completed two pieces of amateur part-time work when she first started working and receiving commissions.

She lied and reported sick leave to the school early this morning, and the class teacher cared for her to rest at home in a gentle voice—the class teacher and the students who heard that she was sick and couldn't go to school today must have never imagined that she would never be able to go to school again .

I can no longer go to school to study, I can no longer discuss difficult problems with Baiyin Yuyuki, I can no longer take exams, and I can't even participate in this year's bow competition...

She is going to die.

Her keen sense of hearing allowed her to know what was going on on the second floor even if her mind was heavy and chaotic.

The men have woken up.

She is about to apologize.

before death...

The more I think about it, the sadder it becomes, the more I think about it, the more I feel that there are still many things I haven't done, the more I think about it, the more I feel alive... It's so good.

Tears rolled down from the corners of the girl's eyes, big and big, and fell heavily on the small table.

"...Woo." She tried her best not to make a sound, but still sobbed.

So sad.

There are so many things I want to do.

At least……

Nana raised her head and looked tearfully at Lilith who was walking past her.

The four men who looked downstairs through the crack of the door caught a glimpse of the tear-stained girl, Qiqi's heart jumped!

Wait... This is... Why are you crying like this? !

Did they really go too far last night! ! !

I also know that it is very excessive!

It made girls cry with a knife early in the morning! ! !

The four men, who could be regarded as bigwigs in the Yokohama Mafia, looked terrified, and continued to claw at the crack of the door stiffly.

"Lily... Si." The girl hiccupped from crying, "I, I want to do my homework."

Lilith was very calm about the fact that her master was about to commit suicide: "Yes, here are the test papers for you."

Her name is [Undead Maid], and her inherent attribute has the element of "death"-this basic attribute is also the reason why Nanako can move freely in the world of the dead as a living person.

For Lilith, whether the owner's signs are alive or dead...in fact, it doesn't make any difference.

Four men were in the crack of the door, staring hard at the crying blond girl downstairs.

Then I saw the maid go upstairs to take a test paper, a stationery pad and a snapdragon pencil and go downstairs.

The girl cried silently, and climbed onto the sofa with aggrieved and sad looks. Her thin body curled up on the sofa, and she bent her knees to support the backing board while wiping her tears while making the paper.

Mafia: ...

Facing this situation directly, the sense of guilt is even deeper! ! !

Although the girl had a good time last night, but——

"In the final analysis, it's your fault for drinking!" Nakaya gritted his molars and bent his elbow to Dazai.

"What, Chuya got drunk first!" Dazai didn't dare to fight back, obviously so guilty that he could only beep.

Oda Saku touched the tooth marks on his neck thoughtfully, and began to analyze seriously: "In this case, it is better to be responsible. In the end, Kira is just an ordinary student. If he gets married in five years... ... In five years, I should be able to adapt to normal life, as long as she doesn't mind that I am old and have adopted five children, I will be responsible."

The pupils of the other three listened to Oda Saku's abrupt and responsible words: ∑? ! !

Dazai gasped: I didn't expect you to be such an Odasaku!

"But this is indeed the case." The No. [-] black mud in Mafia at the port was rarely panicked. He rubbed his chin in a tangled state and fell into deep thought. He even blushed slightly when he recalled the feeling of being kissed by force last night, "If It's Nana, I think I can too..."

Chuya: ...! ! !

"What horrible things did you say!" Zhong Ye's eyes widened, "Do you want to drag that child into that unstable and dangerous life! If it's a man, just go and get stabbed!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also took a deep breath, and when his eyes were out of focus, it was obvious that his mind had been burned, and he showed a resolute and tough guy who was determined to die.

Then, the gravity operator of Mafia at the port opened the door of the guest room, snapped on his hat, and jumped down from the second floor!

"Giri!"

Zhongyuan Zhong also rushed to the sofa aggressively and boldly, walked around to the girl who was full of self-criticism, apology, self-reflection and reluctance to give up her life, crying and hurrying to do her homework, and slammed her shoulder!

Nanazi: ...! ! !

Nanazi curled up in horror, and was pressed firmly on the back of the sofa, so frightened that she let out a "hey" sound!

Then, the orange-haired, blue-eyed young man who had been slighted by her, seemed to be delirious and shouted with the momentum of swallowing mountains and rivers:

"I will be responsible for you! Please date me on the premise of getting married!!!"

Nana: ...

Nanazi: ...?

Nanazi: ...? !

The girl curled up on the sofa and widened her eyes in horror, her brain went blank after being yelled at.

--Eh? ! ! !

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The author has something to say:

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On Mr. Dazai's birthday on 6.19, Chuya, who lost his first kiss, took the lead in A.

Three people upstairs: ………? ? ? ! ! !

Nanazi: Wait, what script is this? !

#New chaos has emerged#

Central Plains · Hangover · Delirious · I'm Super Brave · Chuya: Wait, what am I talking about? ? ?

——So, this article will be entered into V on 6.20 [Saturday], and the [-]D update will drop at that time, so stay tuned O(∩_∩)O

感谢在2020-06-1702:26:01~2020-06-1900:06:13期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!