Anwu struggled to lift his dizzy head in a daze and difficulty, always feeling that this posture is very suitable for being taken down: "This is...?"

"Don't you want to vomit?" Lilith lowered her head and quickly and precisely massaged Shimosakaguchi Ango's back with her thumb, with a calm expression, "Go to sleep after you vomit."

— so as not to spit on the sofa or carpet.

The corner of Sakaguchi Ango's mouth twitched: "I haven't eaten since morning..."

I just drank a cup of tea and ate a few mouthfuls of snacks, but now I really can't spit it out.

"So that's how it is. I was rude to preconceive it." Lilith hooked the back collar of Ango Sakaguchi's suit like a cat, and changed her posture from lying on the sink to standing up, and then bent over and said Hugged horizontally, "I will prepare a healthy porridge for you later, please rest at ease."

As an innocent young social animal who is single by ability, Ango Sakaguchi's cheeks flushed suddenly when he was suddenly hugged by a girl for the princess, and even half of his face fell into a soft and surging: ∑? ! !

"Please, please let me down! I can go by myself!"

Lilith had already walked out of the bathroom and entered the living room. Anwu's shy and trembling exclamation naturally aroused the curious eyes of everyone in the open restaurant.

"Wow--!"

Ango: You can die in every sense qwq

The self-esteem of a man who is hugged by a girl to the princess is socially dead.

And enjoying the turbulent hug of such a beautiful and cold cat-eared maid, I have a sense of happiness that I can die if this life is complete... oh qwq is too, too shameful ヾ(*▽*)ノ

——Ango Sakaguchi, multiple blows, lying dead on the sofa, unable to get up again.

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The three men in the restaurant withdrew their eyes from Ango with some regret.

Dazai smashed his mouth and opened a bottle of beer: "Ango, really, he collapsed at such a critical moment!"

Oda Saku also opened a can of beer for himself: "He was already unwell, and Ango is not that kind of person."

Zhong also put down the red wine, licked the corners of his lips, stared at the home-cooked food on the table with great interest, and couldn't wait to move his chopsticks: "I always feel that you are talking about some topics that are not suitable for talking in front of Kira... Well, it's delicious!"

Odasaku: "That's right, Ms. Kira's cooking skills are really good, she is the ideal marriage partner in a man's dream. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend, but I was just praising your cooking skills."

Holding her juice, Nanako curled her lips happily, stared at Sakunosuke Oda with sparkling eyes, and secretly sent a good card to the other party in her heart: "...Thank you."

While eating fried shrimp, Zhong Yuan secretly looked at this cute and restrained little girl in novelty.

——When you’re not holding a weapon, you’re a completely different person.

"By the way, have you heard about the haunting of the Tokyo National Museum?" Dazai started a new topic with a mouthful of cake and crabmeat after taking a sip of beer for an appetizer, with a mixture of sweet and salty.

"To be more specific, it should be the bizarre incident in which the guards on night patrol five days ago suddenly smashed the display case of the National Treasure Knife, killed the fellow guards with old antiques, and then committed suicide." Zhong Ye frowned, "Why is it haunted?"

"Because..." Dazai took out his phone and clicked on an interface to show the well-behaved girl beside him, "Look, the Supernatural Secret Service Division has issued a reward on Yin Yang Road to recruit demon exorcists who can solve this sword-haunting incident. Na Nazi, you can try to recommend yourself to Mao Sui?"

It was an internal forum post of the Demon Eliminator, I don't know how Dazai got in there.

The corners of Chuya's eyes twitched, once again refreshing his understanding of Dazai's friendship status.

The bastard just handed over the phone to that girl so defenselessly!

Anyway, it is also a well-known black mud in the port of Mafia. Don't you know what kind of terrible information is stored in your mobile phone!

Do you think you are a kind uncle coaxing your little niece!

"There are other interesting posts on this forum. If you plan to make your debut as an exorcist, you can pay attention to it-my account is illegal, so I can't reply to posts?"

Dazai finished his presentation patiently, like a kind uncle who coaxed his little niece and no longer intends to take care of the other party's business. As soon as the topic changed, he rushed to a field that Nanako didn't understand.

The three men chatted lively very quickly, and even started to drink together.

Nanazi is like a child who socializes with her parents but stays away from the bar to eat snacks and play with her mobile phone because she can't drink. She indulges in those posts and analyzes the current situation of yin and yang.

The exorcising masters are organized, and the current head of the association is Chang Jingsi, the head of the Chang family.

There are not many big families, and there are more psychics who are engaged in normal social occupations and part-time part-time exorcists.

The forum is a communication webpage made within the association. The account password can only be obtained after removing the personal information registered by the Demon Master Association. The management is still quite strict-no wonder Dazai said that this is an illegal account.

There are three people's names that appear most often in the posts: Jingji Deba, Monday Natori, and Takashi Natsume.

The first is the president of the association, the second is a national idol, and the third is a university student.

Eh?Is it from Yokohama National University? It's so close!

Nanazi became interested in this demon extermination teacher who had the surname "Natsume" and who happened to be studying at the university opposite her house, so she obsessively collected information about this person from many posts.

Strong spiritual power, no utilitarianism.

There is a powerful monster named "Madara", who is usually a beckoning cat.

It seems that there is a booklet that records the names of monsters. I don’t know who posted this information to the forum. Many demon masters have evil thoughts and come to grab the booklet, which completely angered the good-tempered young man. No one was pleased.

One of the reasons why Natsume Takashi became a celebrity in the forum is that he became famous in the first battle. What’s more important is the maintenance of the owner of the field and Mr. Natori. The three big brothers have a very complicated relationship between enemies and friends. hottest topics.

Nanako began to enjoy the deliciousness of eating melon, until the drunken Dazai poured white wine into the juice and stuffed it in his hand.

Focusing on reading the posts to read the story of the three men's grievances and hatred, Nanazi took three or four sips before realizing that the taste was wrong, and suddenly raised her head to meet Dazai's little expression of success in plotting.

Zhongyuan Zhongye had already drunk too much. At this time, his face was blushing, and he hiccupped while stepping on the chair and continued to drink tons and tons of wine.

Oda Sakunosuke's eyes were also a little wandering, and his eyes were out of focus when he looked carefully.

"Haha, Nanako's drinking too!" The culprit, Dazai, waved the old white stem in his hand triumphantly, "Hi...how does it taste?"

Nanako had seen this type of drink in an izakaya in hell, and it seemed to be a common hard liquor in the country where Mr. Shirasawa belonged.

Wait, so she, a minor, unknowingly drank illegally, right? !

Nana's pupils trembled, and her head hurt a little: "It's not good...have you finished eating?"

"What, it's my birthday, but Nanako is so indifferent!" Dazai's tone and eyes were also a little wandering, although he was not so drunk that he was completely out of control, he was more or less self-indulgent and self-indulgent with the help of alcohol. mean.

"I will punish you for drinking!"

This time, he blatantly poured white wine into Nanako's juice glass.

Nanazi resolutely refused: "I'm still underage, so I can't drink."

"You've already drunk it!" Dazai put down the bottle angrily, and the two brothers embraced Nanako's shoulders, pouted dissatisfiedly, "And I'm also underage!"

Dazai's tone softened when he said that, the black mud overflowed, and he continued to seduce: "No one here will report you anyway, since you've already drunk, why don't you try your drinking capacity?"

Seeing that the girl was unmoved, Dazai used his trump card: "It's my birthday today, can't you make an exception for me?"

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Nana:! ! !

This person fouled because of his cuteness!

"Nanako—"

Then he rubbed his shoulders like a puppy.

The young man's soft hair brushed against his cheeks and neck, and Nana was huddled in the other's arms, struggling mentally.

In fact, her vision has already started to feel a little blurry—it just feels similar to the low-energy daily state of not eating well, so she didn't take it to heart.

How should I put it, people are always eager to do things that "can't be done".

And it's not beautiful to refuse at a time like this... Dazai is angry.

It is said that "minors are not allowed to drink alcohol or the supervisor will be held accountable"... as long as no one knows, it will be fine?It's not a violation of moral principles. The friend's rare birthday has been well prepared, and the happy atmosphere cannot be ruined by a sip of wine.

What's more, she has already drunk it!Already broke the rules!

Yes, this is the root cause.

It's like women's clothing only has zero and countless times. Once the door to the new world is opened, it won't help!

Nana's mind was a bit chaotic and she stepped over the bottom line of principles that she would never easily compromise: "Well, I get it... Woo, it's still so strange."

Dazai chuckled, pretending to be an experienced drinking senior, took out a small clean porcelain cup and poured Nanazi some unadulterated white wine: "That's because the wine should be drunk directly, come on try?"

The little girl drank it all in one gulp, frowned and stuck out her tongue, looking like she was about to cry: "It's still so bad, oh qwq"

"Dazai! What are you doing to girls!" Zhongya cursed loudly, rolling his tongue, and rushed over in disgust, pushing away Dazai who persuaded underage girls to drink strong alcohol, and handed over the red wine bottle in his hand. To Nanazi, who has misty eyes, "Girls must drink red wine! And the goblet... Well, forget it, blowing on the bottle is also good!"

"Yeah, hiccup... blow on the bottle?"

"That's right, it's like this!" Zhong also touched a bottle of beer casually, opened it, and drank tons of it like drinking milk after a bath.

Nanazi raised the red wine bottle in a daze, and blew on the remaining half bottle of super expensive red wine in the bottle.

"Hic!" the girl hiccupped, "It's still... so strange..."

Oda Sakunosuke always felt that Shuanghei on the opposite side was doing something that shouldn't be done, but the baijiu was too strong, and he was accidentally persuaded by Dazai to drink too much alcohol, his mind was muddled, and his eyes caught There is no way to process the correct information through the brain.

Seriously thinking about "what did Shuanghei do wrong" and "white wine and red wine are not good, so it should be?" with a dull brain, Oda Sakunosuke seemed to suddenly realize, and sincerely gave his own suggestion: "So, we should Would you like a beer?"

"That's right, Nanako, you haven't tried beer yet!" Dazai staggered up while leaning on the wall, looking around, "Beer...where is the beer..."

Nanazi stared at the mouth of the red wine bottle in her hand, her out-of-focus eyes were astonishingly bright, she stared at the slender young man in front of her who couldn't stand still even if she was drunk, raised her other hand and squeezed it. Grabbing the other party's collar: "I said...you, hiccup...did you drink directly from the bottle just now? This is...this is an indirect kiss! Do you know?"

"Huh? What time..." The blushing face of the drunk suddenly flushed, and his blue eyes lit up, staring at the moist pink virgin lips of the girl who was close at hand, Swallowing hard, "I..."

"What kissing?! What are you doing behind my back!" Osamu Dazai jumped up and hugged the blonde girl, but because they were all drunks, none of the three of them could stand still and fell down together, screaming loudly. sound.

An Wu, who was having a nightmare on the sofa in the living room, woke up suddenly, fell from the sofa to the ground with a plop, and landed on his face.

——Fortunately, Lilith took off the glasses in advance and put them on the guest table.

"Nanako is mine!" Dazai knelt on Chuya's lap, hugged the slender girl tightly like a child hugging his teddy bear, and shouted angrily at Chuya on the floor Said, "If you want to kiss, you are also kissing me!"

The girl who was completely drunk still had some consciousness.

She knew that she was going crazy with alcohol, but this feeling of seeing the world through the mist, clear and fuzzy, light and full of arrogance was paralyzing all the senses of her body, even if she knew something was wrong, she was out of control instinct Thoughts dominate.

"Kiss... kiss?" The girl clapped her hands on the cheek of Meng Lang's best friend. The other's face was still covered with a bandage and only one eye was exposed, but when it came to kissing, her gaze would only be on the lips that needed to be kissed.

"Dazai..." Dazai is super cute, "Does Dazai want to kiss me?"

The girl who was dominated by the thought of "this person is so cute" jumped forward without hesitation, and swallowed the moving lips of the other party who seemed to say something.

Um?Why do lips move?

Ango Sakaguchi endured a headache and his body was covered in cold sweat from nightmares. When he found his glasses and put them on, he hurried to the door of the restaurant. What he saw was Dazai, who was lying on Nakahara Nakaya's body, holding down the struggling Dazai kissing him with a serious expression. Confused and addicted cute girl.

...Wait, she's obviously doing something super-carnivorous-bold, why is she still acting so cute!

Then Zhong Yuanzhong also sat up.

Port Mafia, the worst drinker, stared blankly at the scene on his lap, exuding a decadent, NTR-like aura all over his body.

Then he laughed wildly: "Hahahahaha Dazai, you bastard actually kissed me indirectly... Ugh, it's so disgusting hahahaha."

Ango Sakaguchi: ∑? ! ! !

No, wait, what amount of information is this? !

What the hell did he miss? ! !

The ridiculed Dazai pushed Nanako away invincibly as if he had added an old enemy buff, and then pressed the girl directly on the mouth of the annoying little dwarf, and laughed hahaha.

"Now you kissed me indirectly too, hahahaha——"

Nanazi: ...? ? !

How did the people she tasted change?It doesn't seem to be this one?

Confused Nanako touched something.

It was a hand that felt well-articulated, perfectly shaped, slender and well-proportioned.

She quickly forgot about the kiss, pushed away Nakahara Chuya, who was shocked by Dazai's deceptive behavior in the world, and lost his mind on the spot, and rubbed that hand together.

"What a beautiful hand... um, it's good that it wasn't cut off... hiccup."

Then another bandaged hand was also handed over: "My hand...does it look better!"

The scene entered the second round of chaos.

Oda Sakunosuke's eyes were blank, he watched the scary scene with no filter, and showed a faint, kind smile of an elder watching the children playing: "Everyone's relationship is so good...so good..."

Ango Sakaguchi: ...

Ango Sakaguchi: ...

Ango Sakaguchi: ...

Ango Sakaguchi arched his body backwards in pain, and firmly grasped his head with ten fingers that was being shaken into a paste by the magnitude [-] earthquake and was about to explode!

——What kind of hell is this on earth? Help! ! !

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The author has something to say:

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Double Kill! ! !

Nanako Kira woke up from a hangover the next day: ...

#Understood, this is a heartfelt apology#

Shuanghei who woke up the next day: ...

#Together social death#

Oda: Did something happen last night? [Hangover Dazed.jpg

Ango Sakaguchi: ... What the hell kind of suffering in the world is this QAQ! ! !

#All Persecution#

感谢在2020-06-1601:54:20~2020-06-1702:25:52期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: 1 Tumu Junyi;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 1 bottle of Zimeng, Magic Night and Moon, and Momo;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

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