Did the lord get rid of poverty and become rich today?

Many people in Stormland know that there is an evil lich named El on Devil's Beach in the southeast.

Legend has it that he lives in an abandoned lighthouse on the rocky beach, is old and ugly, has a weird and violent temper, likes to eat human blood, raises crows, and makes all kinds of evil potions.

So when Joe brought some bread jerky as a gift and brought the trembling Dean to Devil's Beach, he was very confused.

For this reason, he deliberately brought the family's sword that was said to have been passed down for four generations, just in case of accidents.

——Although the gemstone inlaid on the hilt has long since disappeared, it is likely that his grandfather did it again.

The Devil's Sea was very windy and turbulent, and the almost dark blue water was turbulent. Huge waves hit the boulders under the cliff, splashing white water and making loud noises.

On the top of the cliff stands a stone lighthouse that looks old. Whenever the waves hit, a large group of crows will quack and take off and land in groups.

There is the goal of their trip - the home of the evil Lich Il.

The dilapidated wooden door that had been eroded by the sea wind all year round was unlocked. Joe Yi stood in front of the door, behind him was Dean, who was wearing a funny big hat to cover the green hair on his head, clutching the corner of Qiao Yi's clothes, nervous.

In view of the danger level given by the system as [somewhat dangerous], Qiao Yi decided to be more polite and knock on the door politely.

"Excuse me, is anyone there?"

With a wave of his hand, Joe drove away the crow that was trying to come and nibble at the hem of his clothes, and shouted.

There was no response, only the sea was still unwilling to be lonely, rushing to the edge of the cliff again and again, teasing the group of melon-looking crows.

"Knock, knock, knock,"

"Is Mr. Earl at home?"

After waiting for a while, Joe knocked on the door again.

Suddenly, a loud explosion-like sound was heard from inside.

"boom--"

Green puffs of smoke began to rise from the half-opened windows, giving off a great smell of garlic.

Joe One: "..."

Silently took two steps back.

The door in front of me suddenly opened slowly with a "squeak", revealing the dark interior of the lighthouse.

Through the light coming in from outside the door, Qiao Yi could barely see the scene in front of him clearly.

An empty hall.

There are messy clay pots piled up in the corner, and a row of salted fish is drying on the simple wooden racks. A spiral staircase spirals up the wall and disappears into the second-floor entrance opened on the ceiling of the first floor of the lighthouse.

At this time, garlic-smelling smoke was constantly coming out of the square entrance.

"Who?"

A shaggy head poked out from the smoke, but unexpectedly slipped, jingled and scrambled, fell down the hanging ladder, and finally fell down on Qiao Yi and Dean in a kneeling position. before.

Joe One & Dean: ...

Qiao Yi: "It's not necessary..."

Such a big gift when we meet.

……

The second floor of the lighthouse.

As soon as Qiao looked at the soft brown-haired, thick glasses, and poor, fair young man, he sighed once again that rumors should not be trusted.

At this time, this young man who aspired to become the most powerful evil wizard in Stormland was showing Qiao Yi the results of his evil research with the bread brought by Qiao Yi in his mouth: after drinking it, he would laugh for three days. Laughter medicine.

Drinking baldness pills that make you bald.

A sissy drug that turns a male voice into a female voice.

A color-changing pill that can turn the tongue into various colors.

And, just researched... a garlic-flavored fart medicine.

Dean tugged on Qiao Yi's sleeve quietly, and said in a low voice, "Master, I think...he's a bit unreliable."

Qiao Yi: Boy, be more confident, and remove the words "feeling" and "a bit."

"You mean, it's like this when you wake up?"

The evil lich Il pinched a bunch of green hair on Dean's head with two fingers, and touched his chin with the other hand: "Let me think about it."

After thinking for a moment, El snapped his fingers: "There is a way."

Four eyes looked at him.

Il: "Then you should shave your head!"

Joe One: ...

Dean: "I tried it, and it will continue to grow after cutting it."

El picked up a bottle of gray potion that was bubbling on the shelf: "Try this."

Dean: "This is?"

"Baldness medicine."

"...Can you grow back if you are bald?"

Il: "Don't worry, I still have hair growth medicine!"

Qiao Yi: ...This evil lich, what weird things have you been researching?

Dean looked at the bottle of evil potion that was bubbling, hesitated for a moment, and chose to drink it.

Then Dean slammed his mouth after drinking a bottle of potion: "It's sweet, and it's quite delicious."

...is the point supposed to be this? !

However, 10 minutes passed without any change.

Il: "...Then try this again!"

As he spoke, he fished out a green bottle from the pile of colorful bottles.

Joe One & Dean: "What is this..."

"herbicide."

"????????"

You can't see it as grass because it looks like grass? ? ?

But Dean, who didn't want to wear a green hair, decided to be a dead horse as a living horse doctor and chose to try again.

The green jelly-like potion with a fragrance was pasted on his head, and it didn't take long for Dean to feel his scalp itching slightly.

He reached out and scratched his head.

The hands were covered with green powder, and the green-wrapped hair revealed its true colors.

"...Successful?!"

【Ding--】

[The mission is completed, the reward has been distributed to the Caiji Station, please collect it as soon as possible]...

When Dean ran to wash his hair, El was stirring and stirring in the large saucepan in the middle of the room, throwing strange things into it from time to time.

Joe one stood in front of the shelf full of messy bottles and jars, looking at the labels on the jars.

Green tongue potion, yellow lips potion, blue skin potion, pink fart potion, black tears potion...

...simple and rude.

Qiao Yi couldn't help wondering if it might be more appropriate for this guy to open a dyeing workshop.

...Wait, dye house?

Qiao Yi brushed one of the bottles with his fingers, and looked at the evil lich who was busy in front of the pot.

Hmm... Now most of the Stormlanders use vegetable dyes, the color is single and easy to fade, which leads to great restrictions on the design of cloth dolls, and many designs are abandoned due to lack of suitable dyes.

And now, here's a ready-made dye builder...

Thinking of this, Joe stretched out his claws towards the evil lich:

"Are you eager to get rich?"

"Ok??"

Yi Er turned his face away, shook his hands, and poured most of the silver-white mineral powder in the bottle into it.

With a sound of "Huh--", a half-meter-high flame burst out of the pot.

"Ahhhh it's on fire it's on fire! Where's my wand????"

El jumped up with a cry of alarm, and started rummaging around the room looking for a wand.

"Is it this one?"

Joe handed over a thin bone-white stick that was at hand.

"Yes, thank you! Stay away, I'm about to cast a spell, so I won't hurt you."

Joe did as he was told.

On the opposite side, El raised his wand, stood in front of the burning pot with a serious face, and chanted a spell in a low voice: "Nepton, the great sea god bathed in the aurora, please grant me glory, and I will sing your praises forever." Generosity, praise your strength—Water Dragon Judgment!"

Qiao Yi silently took another two steps back.

It sounds very powerful, but it would be bad if you accidentally hurt yourself.

After the words fell, the tip of the wand emitted a dazzling light.

then,

"Zi-"

A small jet of water, not much bigger than a water gun, squirted out from the gem inlaid on the top of the wand, and slowly fell into the burning pot.

Joe One: ...

I feel like my IQ has been insulted.

……

Qiao Yi finally abducted Lich Il back to the castle.

Earl, who was so poor that he only made a living by selling herbicides, failed to withstand the temptation of getting rich. He took his bottles and jars and followed Lord Joe back to Stormland.

And with him came his crow called Cloud, the leader of the crows at Devil's Beach.

Xiao Fei is very interested in Yun Duo, who is at least two sizes bigger than Yun Duo, since the moment he saw Yun Duo, Xiao Fei has been following Yun Duo, bouncing around and screaming.

Of course, it was the lord Joe Yi who once again cooked a lunch that completely conquered Il

Cumin lamb chops and fried fish balls.

The lamb meat that Petunia's father took care of is delicious, strong but not overcooked, and it exudes a strange fragrance under the fire and the blessing of spices. appetite.

In the past, the mutton with a strong smell was extremely delicious at this time. When you bite the mutton and tear it lightly, you can tear the whole piece of meat off the bone. It exploded inside, which was a taste Ian had never tasted.

The freshly thawed fish balls from the freshly thawed stream in the Miyu Mountains make the fish balls Q-bomb and refreshing. After being deep-fried in oil, the skin becomes crispy and has a spicy black pepper flavor that makes people unable to stop eating.

Il ate with tears in his eyes, and said that he would work diligently for the lord for the rest of his life, without any complaints, as long as he took care of the food every day.

And the inhabitants near the lord's castle were also in tears.

They smelled the amazing smell coming from the lord's house again, and only hated why Barton's iron bastard was so slow in doing it. They really couldn't help but go to the castle to form a team to grab the lord.

As for Joe One.

He looked at the lard left over from the fried meatballs in the pan and sighed.

Although the taste of animal fats is not bad, it is not a solution to eat animal fats that are costly and cannot be eaten in large quantities for a long time.

He thinks he needs to do some oil crops.

Petunia's small doll workshop is still rushing to work.

Under Qiao Yi's instruction, the sisters enlisted the help of two ingenious girls.

Tomorrow morning, they will make their debut in Haishizi with these dolls.

The potatoes in the castle warehouse have also begun to sprout, and it won't be long before they will be cut into pieces and planted.

The system-produced potatoes mixed with it will become the mother seed of the improved storm-collar potato variety, and it will be distributed to the citizens next year at the latest.

As for the bucket of Nongfu Sanquan, as soon as Qiao planned to wait until the spring sowing began, he would dilute the spring water and spray it on the fields, at least to increase the grain production this year.

Now, Qiao Yi is holding a miniature pepper tree in his hand, looking around in the backyard to find a suitable place to plant it.

"Well, here it is."

Joe looked at a piece of bushy grass behind the warehouse.

Almost no one came to this place, and it would not be too abrupt to grow a tree suddenly.

A hole was dug in the ground, and Joe buried the roots of the pepper tree with lumps of soil.

Wow

The dangling branches of the shrunken pepper tree quickly stretched out, and it grew to a normal size in a short while.

In early spring, the pepper tree has stretched out its tender green buds and leaves, swaying in the breeze.

After thinking for a while, Qiao went upstairs and brought half a cup of diluted Sanquan water, and poured it into the soil at the root of the pepper tree.

Wow

The young leaves on the branches are shaking happily, exuding a unique fragrance of pepper leaves.

Joe licked his mouth.

Suddenly, I want to eat steamed buns with pepper leaves.

However, wheat is not cultivated in Stormwind Manor. Compared with wheat, which is not cold-resistant and difficult to grow, the people prefer rye and barley.

Only the group of elves on the mountain who are naturally close to plants can grow this thing well.

Do you want to go find the elves?

Joe thought.