Did the lord get rid of poverty and become rich today?

When Joe remembered that he still had a big bucket of Nongfu Sanquan, it was already a day after he secretly mixed the potatoes given by the system with the potatoes he bought from Haishizi.

So now he is holding his face, looking at the big bucket squatting on the corner cabinet, and the huge "Nongfu Sanquan" on the bucket.

...I always feel that this pirated product is very unreliable.

Nongfu Spring: I feel offended.

Just take a sip and try such a thing, Qiao Yi would never do it.

The system has done too many tricky things, and Qiao Yi dare not place too much trust in it.

...Who knows if this thing will grow grass on its head after drinking it.

Facts have proved that Qiao Yi's caution is not unreasonable.

Turning around the barrel three times, Qiao Yi carefully looked at the ingredients list of the place of origin, production date and other information, and finally found a line of petty words after the product type entry: agricultural water, not recommended for direct drinking. [Note: If any accident occurs after drinking, it has nothing to do with the company]

……Ha ha.

Do whatever you want, No. 1.

Qiao Yi poured a small half cup of spring water and held it, intending to go out and find some flowers and plants to test.

The weather is fine today, and Dean and Roy are dragging last year's old grain out of the warehouse and spreading it in the yard to dry.

Titmouse roosting in trees is not so cute at this time.

These nimble and flying little things would come down from the trees and steal the food they had dried out, driving away batch after batch, even Xiao Fei was taken out to look at the food.

Although this round-faced fat chicken can't fly, it can still do things like chasing tits in the yard.

When Joe came out with a glass of water, the tired Dean was panting on his knees.

Seeing Joe Yi and his water glass, Dean's eyes lit up.

"Good morning, master. Is this water for me? Thank you!"

"Ah... hey, no... just wait..."

Joe opened his mouth when the water glass was snatched away by the thirsty Dean before he finished speaking. Before he could stop him, he saw Dean pouring half a glass of water into his belly.

...Yeah, you can't drink this thing.

...It doesn't really grow grass on the head, does it?

Joe one stared nervously at the top of Dean's head.

"Huh? What's the matter? Is my hairstyle handsome today?"

Dean stroked his hair, showing a cool (han) bright (pi) smile.

Joe One: "..."

"No...I mean, do you feel that the water..."

"Water? The water is quite delicious." Dean smacked his mouth, aftertaste: "Well, it's a bit sweet. Is it mountain spring water?"

Joe was silent for a moment.

"...That's right."

"Let me tell you. I'm off to work. By the way, Barton asked me to tell you what you want... the iron bastard is ready, so you can go and get it when you have time."

Qiao Yi: ...It's an iron pot, not bastard.

Dean waved his hand, put the cup on the steps, and continued to chase the birds.

Qiao Yi: "... If you feel unwell, please tell me."

"Okay, thank you, Master, for your concern!"

Seeing Dean's full of energy, and then looking down at the empty cup, Joe blinked: ... It is written in the instruction manual that it is not recommended to drink it directly, nor is it forbidden to drink it.

Shouldn't be a big problem...

Right.

Thinking of this, Qiao Yi poked the system and asked:

"System, what is this water for? Will it affect your health if you drink it?"

System: You need to pay 5 silver coins for this consultation.

Joe One: ...

... Bah, profiteer.

But the worry about Dean's health finally overcame the pain of paying a huge consulting fee. Qiao Yi bit his cheek and handed over the money, and got a systematic answer: [Product function: after dilution, it can improve soil quality and increase crop yield. After drinking No negative impact on human health. 】call.

Qiao Yi heaved a sigh of relief, let go of his heart, and went out.

He intended to go to Barton's house to retrieve his iron pot.

There is still some meat sent by the leaders of the winter hunting last time at home, and Joe is full of expectations for the fried meat.

Still, he was shocked when he finally saw his wok.

Who can tell him, what is this bowl-shaped object with four legs, a long neck and a big head?

Qiao Yi looked at the real iron king who was lying on his back on the ground in a daze.

Barton put one hand on his waist and patted his work with the other, very proudly: "I heard that there is a mythical beast Xuanwu in the south, whose four legs stand up to the sky and support the sky, so I made the iron king you wanted into the shape of Xuanwu, A totem is engraved on the back armor. How about it, isn’t it very domineering.”

Joe One: ...

Seriously, I just want to saw off Xuanwu's legs so that he at least looks like a normal pot.

"...don't you like it?"

Barton looked at Qiao Yi's face, then looked at Xuan Wu, who was on all fours, and said cautiously.

Qiao Yi touched the pattern on Wang Ba's legs, looked at the man's somewhat disturbed expression, and nodded unconscionably: "...I like it, you did a great job."

It's just that the voice is a little gnashing of teeth.

The thick-lined man naturally couldn't tell that something was wrong, he rubbed his head and laughed: "It's just as long as you like it."

Qiao Yi sighed, paid the final payment, and carried the king back to the castle. Along the way, he received warm greetings from the citizens: "Good morning, my lord. Did you buy a new town house beast?"

"My lord, your iron tortoise is very domineering. Do you want to build a new fountain in the yard?"

"Is this Xuanwu, something from the south? It looks like Barton's handicraft. It's really good."

"It must look good in the hall!"

Joe One: ...

How do I explain it to you guys to believe it's actually a wok?

……

Lord's castle, in the kitchen.

Qiao Yi, who carried the bastard back home, put Tie Wangba on the stove under the strange gaze of the cook.

He took out two pieces of wild boar meat, peeled potatoes, picked some wild onions and garlic, and rolled up his sleeves to cook for himself.

Then Dean and Roy squatted nervously at the door with buckets in hand.

Qiao Yi turned his head and looked at the four people at the door: "...you, what are you doing?"

Roy squeezed the handle of the bucket: "...I'm afraid you will burn the kitchen down."

The cook pointed to a large piece of black on the wall next to the stove: "This is what you cooked last time."

Dean looked at the pungent garlic and ginger that Joe usually used to ward off evil spirits, and he hesitated: "Do you really want to use... this kind of thing for cooking?"

Old Gener: "I hope that what I make can be eaten, otherwise it's not good to waste it."

Joe One: ...

Under the extremely distrustful eyes of the four people, Qiao Yi chose to let his strength speak.

Facts have proved that the essence of human beings is Zhenxiang, pigeons and repeaters.

When the potato stew in the pot slowly diffused an extremely alluring aroma that they had never smelled before, Roy and the cook were not afraid that Joe would burn the kitchen down.

They dropped the bucket and surrounded Qiao Yi, even Xiao Fei started cooing and bouncing around Qiao Yi's feet.

Four people began to repeat a sentence:

"Can you eat?"

"Can you eat?"

"Can you eat?"

The round-faced fat chicken: "Cuckoo!"

As soon as Qiao lifted the lid and took a look, the rich aroma and white water vapor instantly filled the entire kitchen.

Qiao Yi even heard the sound of Dean swallowing.

"Okay."

The short three words seemed to ignite everyone's enthusiasm. Several people didn't even take the tableware, but picked up forks and ate around the stove.

The large pieces of meat are soaked in the thick soup, with oily flowers, the potato pieces are soaked in the rich and fragrant broth, and they are broken when poked, and the green onions are dotted in between, in the gurgling soup Rolling, it makes the index finger move.

Dean couldn't wait to fork a piece of potato and put it into his mouth. He was so hot that he gasped, but he still admired while biting the potato: "... Huhu, it's so, so delicious!

The cook took a bite of the meat and fell silent.

The wild boar, which was easy to smell bad, had almost no fishy smell now, and the pieces of meat were stewed until soft. The smell mixed with spices stimulated her taste buds.

She felt that she was not far from being laid off.

Roy and Old Gener did not speak, but lowered their heads and ate.

Only Qiao Yi slowly broke off two pieces of black bread and threw them into the soup, and put them into his mouth after soaking until soft, sighing contentedly.

The brown bread, which was full of broth, also became delicious at this time. The rich aroma of meat and the mellow aroma of potatoes exploded in the mouth, and it also carried a hint of wheat aroma.

Even though the taste is not as good as the earth food with rich seasonings, compared with the food that he ate before, this pot of stew is simply the salvation of Qiao Yi's life, the light of life.

The cook looked down at the iron bastard on the stove, thinking that she would go to Barton's house to order a bite tomorrow.

The fragrance drifted out with the wind and diffused around the castle.

The people living around the castle poked their heads out, looked in the direction of the castle, and exclaimed, "What did the lord have for lunch today?!"

"It smells so good!! I've never smelled it like this! I'm so hungry!"

"Who is the cook in the lord's house? I must invite her to my house!"

"Did someone form a group to steal the cook from the lord's house?"

"..."

the next day,

The lord's cook, Meera, told the truth. The meal was cooked by the lord himself, and the cooking utensils were iron bastards from the Barton family.

For a while, Barton's blacksmith shop was in the limelight, and everyone wanted to order an iron bastard.

Of course, Lord Qiao Yi is also famous.

The greeting after people meet becomes:

"Are you going to form a group to go to the castle to steal the lord today?"

But these are the aftermath.

The next morning, Joe, who had just woken up, pushed open the door when he was so frightened by a... green, long-haired creature squatting at the door that he almost jumped up.

Then this strange creature jumped up and hugged Joe under Qiao Yi's terrified eyes and began to cry loudly: "Wow ah ah ah ah——Master, master save me! I'm dirty, I'm not clean—”

Qiao Yi stiffened his body, looked at the humanoid creature with long green hair on its head, fell silent for a moment, and asked in a low voice uncertainly: "... De... Dean?"

Roy on the side pulled back the green hair covering Dean's head, revealing Dean's crying face: "...It was fine last night, and it's just like this when I woke up this morning."

Qiao Yi: ...if you drink it, grass will grow on your head.

【Ding--】

[Trigger task: Solve Dean's troubles]

[Task Reward: A Pepper Tree]

[Mission guidance: Legend has it that there lived an evil crazy lich by the sea, with powerful magic.Go to him, maybe he can give you the answer. ][Reminder: Your life balance is less than 30 days, please recharge in time] Qiao Yi pondered for a moment, selectively ignoring the system's daily reminders, looking at the two brothers: "Do you know... the crazy lich by the sea? ?”