This World Has Gone Crazy

Ning Xiao only felt that the person in front of him looked familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen him before, but since this person was carrying all these messy things, it was better to get rid of him as soon as possible to be on the safe side. In the past, he said coldly: "Take it away, he doesn't need it."

The Taoist priest didn't get the desired result, and sighed regretfully in his heart, his expression unchanged: "I'm giving it away, I don't want money."

Ning Xiao's voice was even colder: "Then he doesn't need it either."

The Taoist couldn't help looking at Qi Le: "It's free, don't you want it?"

Qi Le has long been stunned by Ning Xiao's successive actions. It stands to reason that this person should not know the truth, but judging from his reaction, it doesn't look like he doesn't know anything. It's really strange. I made a mistake myself, so I stretched out my hand: "Yes."

Before the Taoist handed him the talisman, Ning Xiao grabbed his wrist, pulled it aside, and said angrily, "Are you stupid?!"

Qi Le rolled her eyes: "It's evil."

Ning Xiao had a full view of his expression, raised his eyebrows slightly: "You still use Pi?"

Qi Le was secretly startled, pretending to be calm, and asked tentatively, "I'm human, why didn't I open it up? Or do you think wearing multiple personalities doesn't work?"

"Multiple personalities... Do you believe this?" Ning Xiao pulled him aside, looked down at him, and lowered his voice, "Don't test me, Qi Le."

Qi Le's eyes widened suddenly, he opened his mouth, but couldn't say a word, what the hell, this kid really knows!Where on earth did he know?Did you reveal anything about yourself?

Ning Xiao had no evidence at first, but now seeing his expression, he was completely sure that he guessed right. His eyes were complicated, and he said softly: "It really is you."

Qi Le reacted for a second, and immediately came back to his senses, with a blank face: "What did you just say? Who are you talking about? My god-man friend?"

"It's a bit late for you to play dumb." Ning Xiao reminded kindly, and then remembered what this person said to describe Qi Le, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, but it was not obvious.

Qi Le: "..."

The Taoist saw the two of them stepping back suddenly and started chatting in a low voice, completely ignoring himself, thinking that even giving gifts is so difficult these days, he leaned over and said, "Here's the talisman, I'm leaving."

Qi Le took it casually: "Be careful on the road."

"Ah."

Ning Xiao originally thought that this person would not pick up the phone again after explaining it clearly, but who knew that he still wanted this thing, so he frowned: "You..."

Qi Le's mind is running at high speed at the moment, trying to think about how to solve the problem of information disclosure, and respond casually after hearing the words: "It's okay, fake."

Ning Xiao was startled, but before he could open his mouth, he saw that the people who had already taken two and a half steps came back, and looked at them calmly and seriously: "My things are genuine, and the patterns on them are all painted with cinnabar, which really wards off evil spirits." .”

The corner of Qi Le's mouth twitched: "...Aren't you going to leave?"

The Taoist repeated earnestly: "It's the real thing."

"Okay, got it, let's go," Qi Le waved his hand, paused and suddenly stopped him, "By the way, does the experimental teacher you mentioned last time always hang around your senior brother?"

The Taoist nodded.

"Let me show you the way. If you want to pass the experimental class at the end of the semester, you should try to hold your brother's thigh from now on, and try to build a good relationship with him," Qi Le said, "Trust me, that's right. "

The Taoist was silent for a moment, and reminded: "My brother is a killer."

Ning Xiao: "..."

Ning Xiao felt that the topic suddenly became weird. He began to think about whether there was something wrong with this person's brain, then he was slightly startled, and finally remembered where he had seen him before. Dare to know that this person was one of the two mentally ill patients of Qi Le when he was hospitalized. , he nodded secretly, guessing that the talisman was really a fake.

"What's wrong with the killer?" Qi Le patted him on the shoulder, "You have to be careful, if you want to pass the test, you have to show the spirit of not being afraid of death, you are all students and you are all that... right, you know what I mean , so he should be able to understand you, if it doesn’t work, you can make a few more amulets to keep safe.”

The Taoist remained silent for a longer time, and sighed heavily: "That thing doesn't work."

Qi Le: "..."

Ning Xiao: "..."

The Taoist took a look at their expressions, and added calmly, "I mean, if he is determined to kill me, that thing will definitely not work."

"Hey, don't explain, I understand," Qi Le patted him twitchingly, and encouraged him, "It's just hugging the thigh, I don't think he will kill you, look at your teacher who has been pestering him for so long, isn't he Didn't you kill him?"

The Taoist thought for a while: "That's true."

"Well, the road has been pointed out for you. It's up to you whether you want to go or not. Go back to school, Sao Nian, a better tomorrow is waiting for you!"

The Taoist priest nodded solemnly, thanked him, and turned to leave.

Ning Xiao watched him go away, then turned his gaze back: "What are you talking about? Is there really a killer?"

"It's nothing."

"Oh."

The two looked at each other silently, Qi Le hadn't figured out a countermeasure yet, and didn't know what to say at all, Ning Xiao raised his eyebrows slightly: "Talk?"

"……Um."

Ning Xiao turned around first, and walked along the main road to the pond over there. There were large lotus leaves spread out on one corner of the water surface, which were very green and beautiful. The side road to that side, and the fountain on the side of the corridor was still running, splashing countless snow-white water splashes, he simply glanced at it, walked around the gravel path, and prepared to go to the corridor.

Qi Le has been following him, quickly going through the recent events in his mind, and then remembered that this person suddenly stopped him to talk to him at noon before, did he already know his identity at that time?He frowned slightly, and began to think about the conversation that day, and then suddenly remembered the rumor of "Three Cracks", and was taken aback for a moment. This person guessed that he was Qi Le because he went to investigate Lao Die and knew it was his father?This is too sloppy, hey!

He twitched the corner of his mouth, glanced at the person in front of him, saw that he had no intention of stopping, followed slowly, and continued to fall into deep thought, this person already knew the truth, what he wanted to do... He was shocked violently, sweating coldly He came down in an instant, and then remembered that Ning Xiao seemed to be moving forward with Wan Lei. This person knew, so did Wan Lei know too?Then the man might tell the doctor and his elder brother, and then his brother-in-law, Shen Shu and Babyface would know that although he didn't like their convulsions, he had a good impression of his elder brother, and that man had always taken good care of him. I didn't dislike him, but I didn't know how the big brother would react when he knew that Zheng Xiaoyuan had actually changed the core.

No, Qi Le's face is white, these are not the point, the point is that if Wan Lei can't stand the stimulation and hit his head, he will die!What will Gu Bai do then?Now that they have finally overcome many hardships to be together, do they want to separate at the best time like the dog blood drama?And what if another soul got into this body and fell in love with Gu Bai at first sight when he opened his eyes, and hooked Gu Bai's neck to make out with him without saying a word?In such a short period of time, Gu Bai may not be able to tell whether the core has been replaced or not... Qi Le imagined the scene of other people making out with Gu Bai, and his expression was instantly ferocious. He vowed that if that day really happened, he would crawl back from hell even if he had to crawl , Kick the man back to hell.

Ning Xiao finally reached the corridor, stood leaning on the railing and turned his head, and then saw someone's ugly face, he couldn't help frowning: "What's wrong? Are you uncomfortable?"

Qi Le came back to his senses, and found that he had come to the fountain, the sound of water was rushing, and even the air was stained with a layer of water vapor, sprinkled on his face, leaving a slight cold touch, he looked at the person in front of him: "Speak, you What do you want?"

Ning Xiao was startled, and looked at him coldly: "Who do you think I am?"

Qi Le was also taken aback, and then remembered that if he guessed based on this person's personality, he probably wouldn't bother to do this kind of blackmailing, so he changed the subject: "Okay, how did you know?"

Ning Xiao briefly explained the matter.The corners of Qi Le's mouth twitched. He was happy to think that the drunken words that day would make him get rid of the suspicion of "traversing", but now it has become the breakthrough point for this person. He sighed: "Who else knows about this?"

"Nothing."

Qi Le's eyes lit up instantly: "Didn't you tell Wan Lei?"

Ning Xiao asked without answering, "Why should I tell him?" As soon as he finished speaking, he saw that the man was obviously relieved, and couldn't help being a little surprised, "Are you afraid of him?"

Qi Le blinked: "No."

Ning Xiao knew that this person didn't believe him, so he pretended to take out his phone: "Then I'll tell him right away."

"I'll wipe it, don't!" Qi Le was startled, and hurried forward.Ning Xiao looked at him silently.Qi Le resigned to her fate: "Success, I say."

Ning Xiao hummed in satisfaction, quietly listened to him, and assured him: "Don't worry, I won't say anything."

Qi Le was immediately happy: "Class is over, do you have anything else to do? Go back to the classroom if you have nothing to do."

Ning Xiao suddenly felt that this person was a bit heartless, but he couldn't be hated. He thought for a while: "You and Gu Bai..." He paused as he spoke, his expression showed a bit of hesitation and hesitation, which was reflected in his face. This is rare, Qi Le subconsciously felt that he was avoiding something, but saw that he quickly returned to normal, and straightened up: "It's okay, go back."

Qi Le looked at him in surprise, turned around and left without saying anything after all, Ning Xiao followed him, and glanced sideways: "Qi Le."

"Ok?"

"I don't like Zheng Xiaoyuan, even the name. I will call you Qile when there is no one else."

"……casual."

"Pray for joy."

"Ok?"

"It's okay, just shout whatever you want."

"..." Qi Le's lips moved, remembering that this person was willing to help keep it secret, but swallowed back the word "crazy".When they walked into the classroom, the second period was already halfway through. The people inside saw them coming in together, and they all looked at each other. Qi Le's face was covered with black lines. He went back to his seat and sat down. He went to class obediently, and went downstairs to wait at noon. Look at Gu Bai, and go home with that man.

Prayer Father Prayer Mother is still busy with business, so it is not appropriate to stay longer, and it happens that the National Day holiday will be in a few days, so they agreed to stay there for a few days after the holiday, and Qi Le and Gu Bai sent them to the airport, but they have not yet arrived When boarding the plane, Father Qi looked at the baby girl, and then at Gu Bai, holding his hand with a lot of emotion: "I'm just a married girl, you have to take good care of him."

Qi Le: "..."

Gu Bai was very calm: "Don't worry, uncle, I will."

The praying father nodded in satisfaction.The child stood next to him, heard his words verbatim, and asked, "Father, what about me? Am I not married?"

The praying father reacted for a second: "No, you don't want to marry, you have to marry."

"Why? Is there a difference?"

"Yes, Dad will explain it to you slowly." Father Qi patted his head, then thought about it, and felt that the correct sexual orientation of the child should be cultivated since childhood. After all, he still thought that the child born to his youngest son who married a wife would be able to adopt him in the future. Give Xiao Le one to take care of them, he looked at him kindly: "Children, you have to like women, you know?"

The child was startled: "I don't like women, I like Ultraman."

The praying father was silent for a moment, and said sharply: "Ultraman is a woman! So you will like women in the future!"

Prayer: "=口="

Gu Bai: "..."

The child tilted his head and thought for a while: "But Dad, I think he is a man."

"Trust Dad, don't be fooled by her appearance, she is a woman, Dad asked her!"

The child was shocked: "Really?"

"Ok!"

The child opened his mouth, opened his mouth again, and finally walked aside silently to draw circles. He felt that his worldview had been washed away like never before.

"..." Qi Le said, "Dad, you have ruined a young heart."

"It's okay, he can take his time."

"...No, that's not what I meant," Qi Le looked at him, "Don't you think there's something wrong?"

"What could be wrong..." Father Qi suddenly paused, "It's bad, what will he do if he regards a man as a woman in the future? My son! My son! Dad has something important to tell you!"

The child had recovered, stood up and held his hand: "Dad, I don't like Ultraman anymore, I decided to like someone else, that girl is too ugly."

Praying Father: "..."

Qi Le: "..."

Gu Bai: "..."

Mother Qi came back from the bathroom and looked at them strangely: "What's the matter?"

Qi Le shook her head violently, if her mother knew about the stupid thing her father did just now, her father would probably have to kneel on the washboard again when she returned home.The praying mother looked at the praying father, who was a little guilty: "I was teaching the children to choose a beautiful idol to like."

The praying mother looked at him suspiciously, and then asked her youngest son, "Is that so?"

The child nodded: "Ultraman is too ugly."

The praying mother responded, and finally had no doubts. When the time came, she waved to them and left holding the praying father's arm.

Qi Le watched them go away, followed Gu Bai to the parking lot, and then told him that Ning Xiao already knew his identity. After listening quietly, Gu Bai opened the door and got into the car: "Did you say anything else besides these?"

"Gone."

Gu Bai nodded. Although he didn't have much affection for Ning Xiao, he knew that the man liked Xiao Le, so he naturally stood by Xiao Le's side. Since the man said to keep it a secret, he would do it. The most important thing now is to find a way to make Wan Xiaole happy. Lei stopped worrying about his daughter-in-law's dissociative disorder, he thought for a while: "You're going to practice after the National Day, right?"

"Well, the class schedule has already been handed in, and there will be work time over there, and it will probably be fully occupied," Qi Le nestled in the passenger seat, "There will be no free time to play in the future."

Gu Bai rubbed his head: "There are still a few days before November, call the doctor and ask him to go to the bar tonight."

Qi Le was puzzled: "What are you doing?"

Gu Bai leaned over to kiss him, and looked at his wife from a close distance, with a smile in his eyes: "I have a once-and-for-all solution to get you rid of a certain time bomb."