This World Has Gone Crazy

Gu Bai hadn't finished class yet, and his parents didn't know what to do and didn't return. Qi Le stared at the watch on the wall, and realized that the time had only passed a little bit, so he sat quietly with patience and sighed softly. Very good, a broad road leads directly to the future, and there is a golden door at the other end. The beauty is like a dream, but in a blink of an eye, the horse is gone, and a hat with psychological problems is placed on it, and it falls straight from heaven to hell. He wanted to blow his hair violently.

The child nestled obediently beside him, tilting his head to look at him: "Brother, what's wrong with you?"

Qi Le patted his head copiously: "Brother is fine."

"I don't look like it."

Qi Le twitched the corners of her mouth, glanced out of the corner of her eye, and saw a big bag full of toys beside the sofa, so she carried it to him: "Go and play by yourself, why do you bring so many toys with you when you go out?"

The child pulled out the remote control car: "Dad took me out of the bed early in the morning and asked me to pack my luggage, saying that I was going to find my mother, and then went back to the room to pack his own things. After I got dressed, I went to find him with my bag."

Qi Le's face was full of black lines, thinking that when the man gave orders, he must have a very handsome and sharp tone, and then imagined that his son could appear in sight like an adult with a small suitcase, and his father's thoughts were always so good Ah, he asked without hope: "How did Dad react when he saw you?"

The child thought for a while: "He asked me if the small suitcase I bought for me was damaged by me. I said no, it would take too much time to put toys in it, why not carry it like this, and then he started to pack my things At the same time, he taught me that this is a long trip and I need to get clothes, next time he will give me the same order, and let me carry the suitcase."

Qi Le knew that this was almost the case, so he asked him to play with the remote control car, while he continued to sit and watch the time. From Gu Bai's phone call, he could guess that the person might have a plan, but he didn't know what the content was. Sighing, he wondered if Gu Bai didn't go to class at all, but asked his parents to go out to negotiate, right?How do we talk about this?What if my parents disagree?Will there be a conflict?All kinds of gory scenes flashed uncontrollably in his mind, and finally he fixed the picture on Gu Bai carrying the explosive bag, and said resolutely, "If you don't agree, everyone will die together." His father said furiously, "Die!" Whoever is afraid of whoever dies", and then there was a bang, and everyone disappeared.

What a mess... Qi Le scratched her head in pain, and glanced at the time. She couldn't stand the feeling of waiting for the verdict, so she couldn't help getting up and pacing in the living room.

The child held the remote control to direct the toy car to follow him all the way, and asked curiously: "Brother, are you afraid?"

Qi Le stopped suddenly, the car slammed into his heel with a slap, he moved to the side: "How do you know I'm afraid?"

"See a doctor," the child turned the remote control car, "Parents said they would take you to the hospital, are you scared?"

The corner of Qi Le's mouth twitched: "I'm not afraid of this."

"Then what are you afraid of?"

"I told you that you still don't understand," Qi Le spun around, "It probably means that I made them angry."

The child said oh, tilted his head to think about it, and comforted: "Don't be afraid, look at the washboard where Dad made a mistake and knelt for two hours, and then he was still alive and kicking."

Qi Le: "..."

"You'll be fine after kneeling on the washboard, don't worry."

Qi Le replied subconsciously: "There is no washboard at home."

"So we found a breakthrough," the kid looked at him, "The first thing you need to do now is go downstairs and buy a washboard."

"..." Qi Le said, "Let's play with your toys, thank you."

Qi Le waited until after eight o'clock, and finally waited for Gu Bo to come back. He immediately rushed to the door and looked behind him: "Aren't my parents with you? Did you negotiate? How did it end? Did they agree? "

Gu Bai rubbed his wife in his arms, smiled and closed the door behind his back: "No, I'm going to class."

Qi Le was surprised: "Then what do you mean when you say you don't have to worry? You have to have some grounds, right?"

Gu Bai kissed him, and patiently explained: "I'll call my parents and ask them to ask your parents to come out to meet, explain the matter clearly, and do ideological work by the way, and then your parents will know that we are here for real." It's gone."

"..." Qi Le felt that the amount of information in this news was too much, and he was shocked for a long time before returning to his senses, "What?!"

The daughter-in-law's dazed look is so cute... Gu Bai pulled him to sit on the sofa, spread his legs apart, let him sit in his arms, hugged him from behind, and said with a smile: "I know you heard clearly. "

Qi Le sat there in a daze, not knowing what to say at all.

Seeing Gu Bai approaching, the child obediently called out to his elder brother, then looked at his elder brother, and stretched out his paws in front of his eyes: "The soul is back—return—"

Qi Le came back to her senses: "Don't be like Dad!"

"Why? You see, it still works."

Qi Le: "..."

Gu Bai couldn't help laughing, and looked at the child: "What did uncle tell you, how do you know this is your brother?"

The child answered obediently: "Father said that my brother went to Thailand for plastic surgery some time ago. Although he changed his face, he is still my brother."

Qi Le turned her head: "Is it South Korea?"

The child thought for a while: "No, Dad is talking about Thailand. Is there any difference?"

Yes, big difference!Just as Qi Le was about to speak, he heard a little sound from the door, and immediately sat upright, seeing his parents coming back soon.As soon as the two entered the door, they saw Gu Bai holding his son, their expressions froze for a moment, and then forced themselves to return to normal.

Gu Bai and Qi Le hurriedly got up to give up their seats, and Qi Le obediently went to pick up his mother’s bag and put it aside. My mother’s bag was small, and there was a book stuffed in it. The book was too big, so the zipper of the bag was not closed. A small part was exposed, and the zipper just covered half of the title. He glanced at it and found that it was a book about homosexuality. The corner of his mouth twitched, and he went back to sit silently.

Seeing his father coming back, the child rushed over and grabbed his sleeve: "Dad, you said that my brother went to Thailand for surgery, not South Korea, right? Is there any difference between the two?"

Father Qi's heart was bleeding. He said this on purpose before. He wanted the youngest son to grow up and understand the problem and actively explore it. He explained it patiently, but unexpectedly, it became a prophecy, even though the eldest son did not change his gender. , but the effect is similar, they all don't like women anymore.

The child tilted his head: "Dad?"

Pray for the father to come back to his senses: "Good boy, Dad will explain to you later."

"Oh."

Father Qi turned his eyes and looked at the two people who were snuggling next to each other. Seeing that the two were also looking at him, he was silent for a moment, and said as kindly as possible: "It's getting late, go to bed." Both he and his wife had already listened. Gu Bai's parents said that because their son wanted to come out of the closet, he said that his feelings were hurt. In fact, the two really got along well. They had already discussed it on the way back. They didn't want to be unenlightened parents. But they have to take it easy.

As soon as Gu Bai and Qi Le heard his tone, they knew something was going on, their hearts were settled, they got up obediently, washed briefly, and then went back to their rooms.Qi Le was naturally still in the same room with Gu Bai, and he nestled in Gu Bai's arms: "When did you tell your parents? They know I'm still alive?"

"I talked to them some time ago, and they were a little scared at first, thinking you were a ghost, and people and ghosts have different paths."

The corner of Qi Le's mouth twitched: "What's that called, inhaling Yang Qi?"

"Almost," Gu Bai leaned over and kissed him, "Afterwards, I talked to them a few times, and they finally felt relieved and asked me to chase after you."

Qi Le was shocked: "They all know you like me?"

"Well, I knew it in high school."

Qi Le: "..."

Seeing his daughter-in-law's cute look, Gu Bai turned over with a smile and pressed him under him, and kissed him on the lips: "Surprised?"

Qi Le took advantage of the situation and put her arms around his neck, guessing that this man had definitely made up his mind at the beginning, and was even paving the way for the future, so he was silent for a while, and asked in a low voice: "If I don't come back to life, or if I still don't agree to be with you, will I get married in the future?" What are you going to do when you have a baby?"

Gu Bai thought for a while: "If it's the former, I might be a bachelor for the rest of my life. As for the latter," he paused slightly, pinched his wife's chin, and said with a smile, "After you know that I know the truth, you will definitely I can't bear to get married and have children in front of me, and I absolutely can't bear to fall out with me and leave me, we can only spend forever, and we will be together sooner or later."

"..." Qi Le said, "You are really treacherous."

"do not like?"

Qi Le didn't answer, and kissed him on the cheek. Gu Bai tilted his head slightly, put his lips close, and kissed him tenderly. The two of them could feel each other's warmth only through the thin pajamas.Gu Bai knew that this was an extraordinary period and he couldn't do it, but he still poked into his wife's clothes from the back, and stroked his back slowly, to enjoy his hands.

The palm rubbed a piece of warmth on the back, Qi Le liked this feeling very much, let out a lazy moan in the nasal cavity, and continued to kiss him.Just when the two of them were warming up, they only heard a click of the door, and then someone's voice came: "Children, I..."

It's only after nine o'clock, not too late. Father prayed over and over again and decided to be a good parent, so he came to have a heart-to-heart talk with the two children. Who knew that he was dumbfounded when he saw this scene.The two people on the bed hurriedly separated and got up, Father Qi watched Gu Bai's hand withdraw from his son's clothes, and was dumbfounded again.

Qi Le squeezed the corner of the quilt: "Old old dad..."

The praying father came back to his senses and signaled him to come out. Qi Le didn't dare to disobey, and immediately ran forward with small steps. The praying father held his son's small soft skin on the back of his neck and carried him all the way to the balcony of the kitchen. He asked in a low voice, "When dad comes at noon?" You clearly saw that you were pressing him, how come he is pressing you now?"

Prayer: "=口="

The praying father thought for a while: "I heard that there must be one below. Which one of you is below?"

Qi Le shrank slowly to the corner, looked at him pitifully, thinking that if he said that he was below, would his father disagree?

Father Qi looked at Erzhi's small body, and remembered that kid Gu Bai had practiced before, his heart was bleeding again, and he took his hand: "Erzhi..."

"I'm in..."

Father Qi finally felt the feeling of someone else marrying a daughter, and patted the back of his hand: "Children, if he bullies you in the future, he must tell Dad, Dad will kill him."

"..." Qi Le said, "He won't."

Father Qi was angry: "Support him to speak before he is married?"

Qi Le trembled suddenly: "No, no, I listen to you, whatever you say is what you say."

Only then did the praying father feel a little satisfied, and he continued to chat with him, why do you have to be obedient in the parents-in-law's house, but if they bully you, tell your father, and your father will support you.Qi Le's face was full of black lines, knowing that her father had always been unreliable, so she could only listen to her fate, chatting until after ten o'clock before going back to sleep.Gu Bai held him in his arms: "What did you say?"

Qi Le twitched the corners of her mouth, said a few words briefly, and then paused: "Laugh at your sister, if you laugh at me again, I won't marry! Go to bed!"

Qi Le slept well this time, and dressed up to go to class the next day. Seeing him coming in, Ning Xiao got up and sat in a row with him, with two seats in the middle, not too close or far away.Qi Le glanced at him and saw that his expression was indifferent, and he just lowered his head to play with his mobile phone, so he ignored him and was ready to attend the class.

Ning Xiao looked at him sideways, with deep eyes. He still remembered that this person once said that his memory would never come back in his life, and he also remembered that Gu Bai once said on the phone that this was no longer the Zheng Xiaoyuan he knew, but he didn’t know him at the time. Take it to heart, although he doesn't have enough evidence to prove that the person in front of him is Qi Le, but after going through all the things after the person woke up, he is more sure of his guess, and he no longer needs to worry about this personality disappearing suddenly, but The fact that followed made his mood drop to the bottom. He had investigated Gu Bai before, and knew that the man and Qi Le were young, and the relationship of nearly 20 years was in it. Could it be broken at will?

Ning Xiao closed her eyes irritably, and exhaled slowly, thinking that the relationship between the two had just changed, and there would always be some incompatibility. Some people may be very good friends, but they may not be suitable for being lovers. He used his mobile phone to log into the forum and post - if the relationship between two people is good, will others still have a chance.

He waited, refreshed the screen, and soon saw someone replying. Floor 1: Yes, be a mistress.

Ning Xiao: "..."

He looked at the familiar vest, automatically ignored it, and looked at the replies below, some said that they started as friends, gradually softened, cultivated the relationship, bit by bit, and some said that the relationship between the two was just a superficial phenomenon. There are dramas, and others talk about creating misunderstandings. As for the method, you can refer to dog blood dramas.He continued to pull, and when he saw the vest on the first floor, he replied: After all, shouldn't he be a mistress?In fact, I still have a way. If the person LZ likes can "restore memory", he will naturally split up without you chasing after him, but you will definitely not like him after "recovering memory". Hey, you can never have both body and mind. pitiful.

Ning Xiao: "..."

Ning Xiao searched to the end and found nothing, so she checked it out, only to see someone reply from below: Damn, God unfolded, please find the inside story!He continued to browse, and all the posts below were seeking insider replies. Almost no one came up with an idea. In fact, he knew in his heart that there were only a few ways, but he didn't bother to do such a stupid thing, so he had no choice but to put away his phone.

Qi Le can always notice someone's strange gaze from time to time, endured one class, and hurriedly stayed away from him in the second class, and then he was safe. He waited quietly for class, but when his phone rang suddenly, he picked it up and looked at it. Found that it is an unfamiliar number, press the answer button: "Hello?"

The Taoist said at the other end, "Where are you?"

Qi Le was shocked: "Why do you have my number?"

"Ask the doctor for it."

Qi Le guessed that a certain doctor should have approached him, so this person is going to settle accounts?He twitched the corner of his mouth: "What's the matter?"

"I have something for you," the Taoist said calmly, "I'm at your school, is it convenient for you?"

give me something?You're not lying, are you?Qi Le thought about it, and felt that he had an idea to let him pass the exam. Even if this person wanted to settle the score, he could take it off, so he nodded: "Okay, where are you? I'll go find you."

Ning Xiao had a panoramic view of the way he was answering the phone. Seeing him walking out, he fell silent for a moment and followed him until he reached the flower bed at the door. The man, slightly startled, hurried forward.

Qi Le was surprised at the moment: "Send me? Is it really a gift?"

The Taoist nodded and looked at him appreciatively: "You have a good idea, and I made another fortune."

Qi Le was puzzled: "What idea?"

"Witchcraft dance," the Taoist said, "didn't you tell the doctor? He came to me to watch me dance, so I charged a viewing fee."

Qi Le: "..."

Damn, how dare you jump, I just found out that you are also a ruthless character, and this can also make money? !

"This is a thank you gift." The Taoist stretched out the rope of the talisman, making a gesture to hang it around his neck. "Exorcism, ordinary demons and ghosts cannot get close to you."

Qi Le twitched the corners of her mouth, and lowered her head slightly to let him hang it up for herself.

Ning Xiao just arrived when he heard that sentence, hurriedly grabbed the talisman, threw it into the trash can, and looked at Qi Le coldly: "Are you crazy?"

Qi Le was surprised: "Why am I crazy?"

"You clearly know that you are..." Ning Xiao was angry, "How can you wear such a thing?"

Qi Le was shocked and looked at him in disbelief. Before he could speak, the Taoist priest stretched out his hand and looked at Ning Xiao seriously: "To lose money, a talisman is 20."

Ning Xiao: "..."

"..." Qi Le looked at him, "Pay it, people rely on this for a living, so I won't lie to you."

Ning Xiao took out his wallet to pay the bill, the Taoist put it in his pocket, and looked at Qi Le again with satisfaction, thinking that this person is simply a mascot, he took out a talisman: "He bought the one just now, and this one is for you. My thank you gift has the same effect as the one just now."

Ning Xiao heard it clearly and grabbed it again.

The Taoist stared at him closely, with a calm expression and bright eyes, thinking you throw it away, and continue to pay after throwing it away, throw it away!

Ning Xiao: "..."