This World Has Gone Crazy

Lu Yanbin looked at a certain [-], fell silent for a moment, stepped forward and squeezed his chin to look left and right: "Do you feel uncomfortable?"

Yi Hang patted his hand off, and asked strangely: "I'm fine, why is Mao uncomfortable?"

Lu Yanbin calmly reminded: "You are a ghost."

Yihang: "=口="

I wipe!yes!Yi Hang's eyes widened, he was dumbfounded for an instant, his mind went blank, and he even felt that he would turn into a wisp of smoke and fly away in the next moment, disappearing without a trace.

Lu Yanbin looked at him: "Didn't you think about it when you hung these amulets?"

No... Yi Hang looked at him with tears in his eyes, paused, and suddenly thought that the whole afternoon had passed, if he wanted to fly, he would have flown already, there was no need to wait until now, and wouldn't it be okay for the Taoist priest to toss about all these things all day long?The person who offended God can continue to live, and he should be able to!He quickly came back to his senses: "I'm a human being now, these things don't work for me, okay, let's eat."

Lu Yanbin looked at him anxiously, confirmed that he was fine, then patted his head, put the bought food on the table, and asked him to come and sit down.The two had a simple meal, and after the meal they each took a bath. Lu Yanbin went into the bathroom and saw that there were also several bright yellow talismans hanging here, which were messy symbols drawn with cinnabar. The blood was screaming, which was very scary.He was silent for a moment, took a bath calmly, and then went out in his pajamas.

Yi Hang took out a few talismans from the plastic bag, and slapped them all on the loveseat sofa. He felt at ease immediately, thinking that there is nothing to be afraid of female ghost zombies, and he waved to someone with great pride: "Go to the movie , I will never jump on you this time!"

Lu Yanbin glanced at him, and turned on the computer to play the video.Yi Hang looked at the screen firmly. A few minutes later, he lifted his pajamas to cover his head again, and was quickly picked up by someone. With his upper body naked, he picked up a talisman to cover his eyes, and someone took it off and threw it away. , he continued pinching persistently, and quickly used up all the amulets around him. He was trembling, and finally had no choice but to lower his head and pick up two amulets and stick them on his eyelids.Lu Yanbin took his hand off: "It's the old rule, if you're afraid, stick it in my arms."

"No!" Yi Hang sat tenaciously, and then saw a horrific face in the camera, screamed in fright, rushed over, and said in grief and anger: "Damn it, it doesn't work!"

Lu Yanbin patted him on the back: "Movies are made by humans, what's the use of buying these things?"

"There is psychological comfort!" Yi Hang sat up straight, looked at the screen again, and couldn't take it anymore after a while, "Brother, don't you just watch it?"

"Success," Lu Yanbin nodded, "Let's do it."

"..." Yi Hang turned his head silently, continued to look, and soon screamed in fright, turned around and rushed over.

Lu Yanbin was very satisfied and hugged him: "Have you found a sense of security in me?"

"There is your sister! In the final analysis, I am like this, you are the fault of me!" Yi Hang collapsed, and looked up at him, "Brother, let's watch something else, watch some romance movies, it is easy to cultivate relationships, I and You said that your old way of chasing people is wrong, should you change it?"

"But I think this method is very effective," Lu Yanbin thought for a while, "If you don't like it, I will talk to my friends and ask them to give me some other ideas."

Yi Hang was about to cry: "It's your friends again, they are all abnormal, big brother, why can't you listen to my thoughts? You are on the earth now, you have to follow the rules of the earth people, understand? "

Lu Yanbin ignored the messy words behind him, but thought for a moment, looked at him: "If you listen to your opinion, how quickly can you fall in love with me and have sex with me? The time they gave me is less than a month, yours Is it shorter than this?"

Yihang: "=口="

Lu Yanbin raised his eyebrows: "Huh?"

Yi Hang thought that I would not dig my own grave!He wiped his face, watched the movie tenaciously, and finally finished it after screaming a few times. He glanced out of the corner of his eye and saw that someone wanted to change to another one, so he hurriedly stopped him: "I'm tired, I want to sleep."

Lu Yanbin looked at the time: "It's only after nine o'clock."

"Anyway, I'm sleepy." Unmoved, Yi Hang got up and went to bed.

Seeing this, Lu Yanbin turned off the computer, went to lie down and said, "I'm holding you?"

Yi Hang Niu X hummed: "No need." He thought that with so many talismans, he could finally sleep soundly this time, and the money was not wasted after all.

Lu Yanbin didn't force him, and asked calmly: "Look at these things hanging on the windows, do they look like Yizhuang in the movie?"

Yihang: "=口="

"I remember that the celestial master was afraid of zombies coming out of the coffin, so he pasted amulets all over Yizhuang, but in the end the zombies still came out..."

"Shut up!" Yi Hang trembled in fright.

"OK, good night."

Yi Hang huddled into a ball, trembling, wanting to cry but no tears.

Lu Yanbin glanced at him, and asked again: "I hug you?"

Yi Hang struggled for a while, finally turned over, and silently rubbed his way.

Qi Le did not ask Gu Bai to pick him up, but took the bus back alone. It was already night, and the night wind was blowing on his face, refreshing and comfortable. He stepped into the community, looked up at the apartment in front of him, took a deep breath, and decided to Facing reality, he strode upstairs.

Gu Bai was about to call Xiao Le to ask him where he is now, and whether he will return tonight, and reflected in his heart that he really scared him. He was too impatient, so he should take his time. He was thinking this way when he saw the door suddenly opened , then got up: "Have you eaten yet?"

"Eat." Qi Le picked up her son, bowed her head happily and kissed him.

Gu Bai looked at him secretly, and seeing that his expression was normal, he casually asked, "Where did you go today?"

"I went to find my brother, and then went to the bar to sit for a while." Qi Le put his son down, went into the bedroom to get clothes, and took a shower.

Watching him go in, Gu Bai felt that this person was no different from usual, so why don't we try again tonight?He thought about it, and thought it was better to be on the safe side, let Xiao Le take it easy, it would be bad to push too hard.

Qi Le simply took a shower, put on her pajamas and came out, first read a book for a while, then got up: "I'm going to sleep."

Gu Bai nodded: "Go, good night."

"Good night." Qi Le went back to the house and closed the door, wiped his face, climbed into bed and lay down obediently, waiting for someone quietly, but after an hour passed, there was no movement at all, he couldn't help being surprised, what was that person doing?He rolled back and forth, got up and went out after a while, saw someone's bedroom was closed, struggled for a moment, couldn't think of any excuse to knock on the door, and could only circle around the living room.

In order to take advantage of it, Gu Bo has stayed up late to sleep these days. It has not reached the biological clock yet, and he is holding the computer to surf the Internet boredly. When he heard the voice outside, he opened the door to have a look. sleep?"

"Oh, let me drink some water." Qi Le held the cup with a calm face.

Gu Bai nodded: "Go to bed early."

"Understood." Qi Le received the hint, turned his head and entered the room, and heroically lay on the bed waiting for someone, but half an hour later, the person hadn't come, so he scratched the bed sheet twice, and went to circle again.

Gu Bai heard the voice again, opened the door and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Oh, I'm taking a pee." Qi Le looked serious, and went into the bathroom without looking back.

Gu Bai took a look, thinking that this person probably felt that he would go again, so he couldn't fall asleep, so he waited and reminded him after seeing him come out: "Sleep with peace of mind."

"Okay." Qi Le received the hint again, went into the room and lay down, but there was still no movement at all, he suddenly became angry, and went to circle around again, then saw the man poking his head, and said before he could open his mouth: "Don't ask, I'll drink some water."

Gu Bai: "..."

Qi Le took the cup and poured water with her head up, let it go hard, turned around and glanced at him, closed the door and entered the room, thinking to his mother, if you want tofu, eat it quickly, don't waste my feelings!

Gu Bai was taken aback, and vaguely felt that the man's eyes were full of sadness, it was unbelievable at that moment, Xiao Le was waiting for him?He struggled for a moment, felt that he wanted to try it, and touched it.

Qi Le lay down obediently, secretly clenched her fists, and finally came!

Gu Bai turned on the light, sat on the edge of the bed and stared at him, thinking for a while, guessing that this person wanted to confirm something, he leaned over and kissed him on the lips, seeing that he didn't respond, he opened his teeth and kissed him deeply , since it is actively delivered to the mouth, there is no reason not to eat it.

Qi Le closed her eyes, feeling the warmth and gentle stirring of her tongue, and the familiar taste gradually spread in her mouth, it seemed...it was really not annoying, he felt it, it was not hard for the time being.

Gu Bai pulled his chin, and kissed deeper, he could clearly hear the lewd sound of water in his mouth, his breathing quickly became heavy, he tried his best to control himself, and did not go any further.Qi Le was forced to look up, and felt that something in his mouth had accelerated the frequency of stirring. He couldn't help frowning, but he didn't push him away. Seeing that he was silent, Gu Bai naturally refused to stop. The kiss lasted longer and longer until the end In the end, Gu Bai finally couldn't take it anymore, and felt that if he continued, he would go off the rails, so he backed away.

Qi Le's breathing became chaotic, and he was already a little confused. At this time, he came back to his senses a little. He felt it silently, and sadly found that it was a bit hard. Isn't this an instinctive reaction?Is he bent?Damn it, when did it happen?

Gu Bai took a few breaths, he really couldn't figure out Xiao Le's purpose, he stared at him for a while, thinking that Xiao Le has not resisted, could it be that he wanted him to develop further?His eyes suddenly darkened, and he began to unbutton his pajamas.

Qi Le: "..."

What the hell, isn't it?What is this for? !

Gu Bai kissed him again, slowly stroking his body with both hands, and then slowly sliding up, moving his thumb to a point on his chest and rubbing it lightly.

Qi Le only felt a strange feeling exploded from his body, and then turned sharply, instantly making his desire hard again, he suddenly went crazy, and finally decided to face the reality, pushed someone away suddenly, and sat up angrily : "Damn it, enough is enough for me!"

Gu Bai licked the corner of his mouth, his eyes were deep, and he asked with a smile, "...Are you awake?"

It was calm and natural like that, without any sign of surprise, Qi Le was silent for a moment, and immediately rushed over, furious: "Second circle, I'm fucking killing you!"

Gu Bai caught him with a smile, lay slightly sideways on the bed, and hugged him into his arms.Qi Le didn't have time to stop, and fell down directly. He propped up a little bit, opened his mouth to his shoulder and bit down. Gu Bai let him bite, touched his head, tightened his arms to hold him tightly, and turned his head by the way Kissed him on the face.

Qi Le didn't use too much force, she let go quickly, then broke away from him, got up and got out of bed, wiped her mouth, turned her head and left.

Gu Bai was startled: "Where are you going?"

"Drink too much water, I'm going to pee."

Gu Bai: "..."