This World Has Gone Crazy

The morning sun shines into the bedroom through the cracks in the curtains, casting bright colors.Qi Le sat silently on the bed, staring blankly at the door, with a dignified expression, and really didn't want to open the door to go out. He didn't remember what time he went to bed last night, but he still remembered his condition, so he couldn't help pulling off his pants to look at the bird, thinking Damn it, you are soft now, why were you so hard last night?

Gu Bai was waiting for him to eat as usual, but he didn't come out for a long time, so he opened the door to have a look, and was startled: "What are you doing?"

Qi Le maintained the movement of pulling his pants, silently raised his head, his expression cracked instantly, what the hell, is it such a coincidence? !He hurriedly let go, expressionless: "It's okay."

Gu Bai observed it, and asked tentatively: "...Have you had a nocturnal emission?"

"Thank you for thinking too much." Qi Le got off the bed slowly, looked at him, and suddenly recalled the passionate kiss last night, felt a little embarrassed, and quickly passed him out, and went straight into the bathroom.

Gu Bai stood at the door and looked at his back, thinking whether he might be too impatient and scare him?

Qi Le walked around the bathroom twice in agitation, then rushed over to wash her face, and silently comforted herself that it was just a little hard, but not completely hard, and a little hand like him who had only held other people's hands had no experience at all. When a person is kissed passionately, it is normal for the body to react a little... right?

He was stunned, imagining that if Gu Bai was replaced by Ning Xiao, he would feel nauseated immediately, then he thought about it, if it was really Ning Xiao, he would have rushed to fight to the death, and would never be so conniving, so it was because of his Acquiescence, plus the kiss lasted too long and was too lingering... the body had an instinctive reaction?

After he figured it out, he felt enlightened, quickly washed up, opened the door, went out, and went to the table to eat.Gu Bai was as calm as usual, as if what happened last night had nothing to do with him.After all, Qi Le didn't reach his level, so he still felt rather embarrassed. He glanced at him from time to time during the meal, and then couldn't help gnashing his teeth, thinking twice, you can really pretend!It's not a thing!

Gu Bai looked at him, knowingly asked: "What's wrong?"

Qi Le lowered her head again and concentrated on drinking porridge: "...it's okay."

After the two had a simple meal, Qi Le started the hard reviewing road again, but because someone was sitting beside him all the time, he couldn't concentrate, so he just went back to the bedroom with the book in his arms.Gu Bai thought he would give him enough time to think about it, so he didn't follow in. He didn't go into the house until he was bored sitting outside, and Xiao Le studied for too long, so he should take a proper rest.

Qi Le couldn't help being startled: "Why?"

"I think it's a little wimpy," Gu Bai calmly put a certain cat on the table, "so try to hug it, it likes you better."

Qi Le immediately hugged it into his arms, thinking son, you are too pitiful, and you have been used by this bastard again. He touched it comfortingly, and found that someone hadn't left. He couldn't help being surprised: "Is there anything else?"

"No," Gu Bai sat on the bed, "You follow your example, don't worry about me."

Qi Le digested silently for a second, and patiently persuaded: "Don't worry, it will be fine." The implication is to leave quickly.

"I still want to look at it," Gu Bai suppressed a smile, with a serious face, "After all, it is the only living thing Xiao Le left for me, and I value it more."

Qi Le: "..."

Fuck, are you not guilty of saying this?Are you really not guilty?You are too shameless!

Qi Le turned back and continued to study hard, glanced at him from the corner of the eye, and saw that man was leaning on the bedside reading a book, his eyes were warm, and it was not disgusting at all, he sat for a while, touched his son, thinking about this strange warm feeling what's going on?He struggled all morning, thinking that this was not going to work, he had to ask someone, but there were no normal people around him, and the answers he got after asking probably were not normal.

Gu Bai glanced at the time and put down the book: "What do you want for lunch?"

Qi Le came back to his senses, and was about to speak, but the phone rang suddenly. He took it out to check, and found that it was the strange number from last time, which was Yi Hang. After a moment of hesitation, he still answered: "What's wrong with you?"

"I want to ask you something," Yi Hang said, "Do you know where the Taoist priest lives? I only know that he is a student, not which school he is in."

Qi Le was surprised: "Why are you looking for him?"

"Buy some talismans."

"..." Qi Le said, "Do you really believe him?"

"No, I'm not looking for him. Think about it. Last time in the hospital, those little nurses said that he is the favorite student of Master I Ching, so I can contact Master I Ching through him," Yi Hang said excitedly, "I Go to the master to buy a talisman!"

Qi Le had a headache and asked helplessly, "What if it's fake?"

There was a moment of silence over there, and Yi Hang's dumbfounded voice came: "...it makes sense."

Qi Le: "..."

"No matter, you have to try. Do you know where he lives?"

"Oh, I know," Qi Le paused slightly, "Where are you? I'll go with you... I don't want to buy a charm, thank you, I just want to go around, hang on, I'll go find you."

Gu Bai could hear clearly, raised his eyebrows: "You want to go out?"

"Well, I won't have lunch." Qi Le took the wallet and other things, turned and walked out.

"I send you?"

"No need." Qi Le waved his hand and left quickly.

Standing at the door of the bedroom, Gu Bo looked at the fold-eared cat that had jumped on his shoulder and looked out with its head tilted. He couldn't help petting it, thinking to let him go, and he couldn't push too hard.

Qi Le quickly found the McDonald's where Yi Hang was, and then saw someone's appearance, and was shocked instantly: "What's wrong with you?"

Yi Hang sat on the window seat, looked up at him, his eyes were bloodshot, and his voice was hoarse: "I didn't sleep well."

"...If you haven't slept well, continue to sleep."

"I dare not," Yi Hang said pitifully, "Last night that bastard said he wanted to hug me to sleep, but I didn't agree, so he didn't force me. As a result, I was so scared that I couldn't sleep, and I fell asleep in the middle of the night. After opening my eyes at noon, I dare not sleep, afraid of a female ghost suddenly popping out."

"..." Qi Le said, "Have you watched ghost movies?"

Yi Hang nodded silently, then explained after a pause: "It's not what I want to see, it's what he insisted on letting me see."

Qi Le understood, and said a few words of comfort, ran to order food, then came back and sat down, silent for a moment: "When your man kisses you...are you hard?"

Yi Hang was startled, and thought about it carefully: "I don't know," he said hesitantly, "It shouldn't be hard, right?"

Qi Le was inconceivable: "Do you know if your own body is hard or not?"

"The main reason is that I don't have the heart to pay attention to this aspect," Yi Hang urged with a sad face, "because that bastard can always divert my attention to other places."

This is... Qi Le twitched the corners of her mouth and lowered her head to eat.

"What do you mean by asking? Did he kiss you?" Yi Hang looked at him gossipingly, "Didn't you have a showdown with him? Why aren't you together yet?"

Qi Le was surprised: "When did I have a showdown with him?"

"Didn't you guys talk about it a long time ago? Last time he called me..." Yi Hang unpacked the ketchup and briefly explained the matter, "It turns out that you haven't been here... I'll wipe it, you take it Why did the fries hit me?!"

Qi Le stared at him, trembling all over, two hundred and five, it turns out that I can get to this point, and you have the credit? !

Yi Hang put the French fries on the table: "Are you crazy?"

"It's crazy," Qi Le gritted his teeth, "I wish I could kill you now!"

Yi Hang was at a loss: "Why?"

Qi Le didn't answer, and ate with a blank expression, thinking two hundred and five, you'd better not fall into Lao Tzu's hands next time, otherwise Lao Tzu will sell you even your underwear!

Yi Hang took a look, but still didn't see the problem, so he didn't ask any more questions.The two quickly finished eating and set off for the University City. Yi Hang looked at the sign on the roadside and said with emotion: "I used to go to school here."

Qi Le glanced at it, surprised: "It's the same school as my current body, how old are you? Haven't you heard of Zheng Xiaoyuan's name?"

"Just a freshman," Yi Hang was a little surprised, "I've never heard of you. Are you famous? Oh, you're famous. I only found out after I died. I was playing games all the time when I was in school."

Qi Le nodded understandingly, thinking that this man is an otaku, and he is not a member of the circle. It is normal that he has never heard of it. How did the girl know him?

Yi Hang looked at the gate of the school and suggested: "Go in for a walk, anyway, you can pass here."

Qi Le didn't object, just took the opportunity to familiarize himself with the environment, and went in with him.The teaching building of this school looks quite old. The trees on both sides of the path are tall and lush, and they are rustling when the wind blows. At this time, there is less than a week before the start of school. The students from other places have already returned, and pedestrians can be seen everywhere on the campus. , but it's still quite lively.Yi Hang was deeply moved, pointing to the newsstand: "I used to buy magazines here all the time."

Qi Le comforted: "You can also buy it now."

Yi Hang sniffed, stepped forward to flip through, and then saw a person walking quickly over there: "What book do you want?"

"Just take a look," Yi Hang looked at the familiar boss, feeling tears welling up in his eyes, he had nothing to say, "Did you go out just now?"

"Well, I didn't get caught when I was arrested," the boss said angrily, "It's too hateful, I posted an advertisement here... What do you think it is?"

The two glanced curiously, and saw that the boss was holding a few leaflets in his hand, with Dou Da's words written on them: Approval!fortune telling!Exorcism!Lucky!All problems can be easily solved by the proud students of Master Yijing, the calculation is accurate, and the price is fair. What are you waiting for?

Qi Le: "..."

Yihang: "=口="

Qi Le quickly came back to her senses: "Who posted this? Male or female? Which direction did you run?"

"Man, he looks quite young." The boss threw the papers into the trash can, pointed to the road on the left, "run over there."

"It's okay, we'll chase after you for you." Qi Le dropped a sentence, dragged Yi Hang and ran away, and the latter was dragged by him: "Could it be him?"

"It should be, this is a university town, he lives in the school, and the school is about to start now, there are so many people, what do you think?" Qi Le quickly chased to a fork, looked around, and soon saw someone on one of the roads. A familiar figure hurriedly chased after him.I saw a Taoist priest wearing a peaked cap and sunglasses, holding a small bucket in his left hand, holding a pile of leaflets in his palm, and smearing paste on the tree with a brush in his right hand, with a calm expression on his face.

"..." Yi Hang rubbed over, "Taoist?"

The Taoist was slightly startled, and turned his head to look: "Oh, it's you, are you looking for me to buy amulets?"

The two of them thought that you had guessed correctly, so Yi Hang told the story quickly, and the Taoist listened quietly, shaking his head: "My master doesn't go out of the mountain easily, do you think I can do it?"

"..." Yi Hang said, "I just want to find your master, he will help you out of your face, right?"

The Taoist priest was silent for a moment, and then sighed: "Actually, the old man has already passed away."

Yi Hang: "..."

Qi Le: "..."

The Taoist changed the subject, "But he has taught me all his skills, so let me help you. I happen to be carrying a bag, and all the guys are here. They make and sell them now."

Fuck, you just said that he didn't leave the mountain and passed away so soon? !Qi Le twitched the corners of her mouth: "The so-called Master of the Book of Changes doesn't exist at all, right?"

The Taoist priest was calm and unmoved: "My master passed away."

Yi Hang turned his head and left: "I'd better go look for it on the main road..."

"They are all liars," the Taoist hurriedly stopped him, "One talisman will cost you at least 200, why don't you find me."

Yi Hang reminded: "If you are accurate, you won't be in this situation, okay?"

"I offended the gods, so of course it won't end well, but I'm still capable of dealing with demons," the Taoist said seriously, "And I use cinnabar to draw symbols, cinnabar itself is a thing to exorcise evil spirits, and it is absolutely effective. How much do you buy? I think it's cheaper for you."

Yi Hang thought for a while, felt that it made sense, and asked suspiciously: "...are you really good at it?"

"Definitely."

"Then... well..."

Qi Le stood beside him with black lines all over his face, and he didn't know what words to use to describe his current mood. He watched the two people finish the transaction and was about to leave. The Taoist stopped them: "If you are all right, please help me post stick."

"..." Qi Le said, "Dream, to be honest, these things don't work at all, this is a school, you have to get constellations, peach blossoms, etc., or get a talisman, whether it's useful or not, someone will definitely buy it, Those are welcome."

The Taoist was slightly taken aback: "It makes sense, let's continue."

"..." Qi Le said, "Goodbye."

Taoist priest:"……"

Qi Le pulled Yi Hang away quickly, looking at those things with twitching corners of her mouth: "Do you really believe it?"

"Whatever," Yi Hang carried the plastic bag, "A dead horse is a living horse doctor. I want to go back and play games. Where are you going?"

Qi Le looked at the time and found that he really didn't want to go back just this afternoon, so he said, "I'll go find my brother, you can go." He stood still and watched the man walk away, then got on a bus and went to Ye Mizukawa's apartment.

Ye Shuichuan was a little surprised when he saw him: "Why are you here suddenly? Looking for something? Where's Gu Bai?"

"No, come out for a walk," Qi Le was silent for a moment, looking at him, "Brother, is it hard for you to kiss a man?"

"Hard."

"..." Qi Le said, "Why?"

"Because I like him."

Qi Le did not give up: "What if you don't like him?"

"Then why did I still kiss him?"

"..." Qi Le thought it was right. After thinking about it, he changed the question, "If you don't like someone and then kiss him, will you be hard?"

"I haven't tried it. If you ask Xiaoshu, he will tell you that it will be hard."

Qi Le's eyes lit up instantly: "Really? Why?"

"He wants to have sex with others."

Qi Le: "..."

Ye Shuichuan asked suspiciously: "Xiao Yuan, you and Gu Bai..."

"No!" Qi Le yelled reflexively, "I don't like him, and I didn't have sex with him!"

"Then why are you asking these all of a sudden?" Ye Shuichuan stared at him, estimated his brother's EQ, and asked tentatively, "You were hard when kissing him? But you don't think you like him?"

Qi Le was silent for a moment, then nodded.

"Then let me change the question." Ye Shuichuan looked at him with a smile all over his face, "Do you... hate that kiss?"

Qi Le was stunned, and thought about it carefully: "It seems... don't hate it..."

"Well, you don't hate this kiss, and it's hard." Ye Shuichuan smiled even more happily, "You really don't like him?"

Qi Le: "..."

Qi Le wants to cry but has no tears, what the hell, what an instinctive reaction of his body, it's really not scientific for him to be tough!

Ye Shuichuan kissed him happily: "Good boy, think slowly."

Qi Le was expressionless, struggling for a long time, and finally decided not to just listen to this side of the story, so he stayed up until evening, went to the bar with his elder brother, wanted to ask those people, but the results were the same, he froze for a long time, silently Turning his head to go out, but bumped into someone when he turned around, and couldn't help saying: "Sorry...how is it you?"

The hot-blooded doctor was full of excitement: "I came to see you, oh, I'm so lucky!"

"..." Qi Le said, "Can I ask a question? Why are you so obsessed with this matter?"

The doctor thought for a moment, and after several failures, he felt that he could try to use other people's sympathy, so he said sadly: "Actually, I encountered the same trouble..."

Qi Le was shocked: "What?"

"Really, it's not me, it's my lover, he won't recognize me when he wakes up," the doctor said for a while, remembering the identity of this person, and added, "He's also gay, I'm here not only looking for you, I still want to look at him a few more times, oh, it’s that person, look..."

Qi Le looked in the direction he was pointing, and after a moment of silence, he stepped forward and pulled him over, pointing at someone: "Brother, do you know him?"

Doctor: "=mouth="

Zhong Ruiyuan took a look: "I don't know, why?"

Qi Le smiled slowly: "It's okay, you continue to wait for my brother, this person lacks love, and imagines you as a false lover."

doctor:"……"

"Lack of love?" Zhong Ruiyuan took a few glances and asked with a smile, "You look good. I have a friend who just asked me to introduce him to someone. Would you like to try?"

The word "friend" slammed heavily on Qi Le's fragile heart, and hurriedly pulled a certain doctor away. Although he hated this person, he couldn't just watch him fall into the fire pit, so he whispered: "Hurry up!" Come on, don't agree, his friends are not normal."

"Isn't it normal?" The doctor immediately became serious and asked seriously, "What am I doing?"

"Aren't you a psychiatrist..." Qi Le shut up instantly, I'll wipe it, right?

The doctor dropped him and turned away: "I'll try."

Zhong Ruiyuan stretched out his hand with a smile: "Come here, let's talk as we walk."

"it is good."

Hot-blooded doctor, are you going to break into their circle of psychopaths? !Qi Le silently watched them leave, feeling that the world was too scary, turned his head and left, and decided to go back to find the second lap, he wanted to try again, if he could still be tough tonight, he would not struggle.

After returning home, Yi Hang rolled up his sleeves and started to work. He took the bright yellow talisman and pasted it on the windows. He pasted up the whole apartment. So when Lu Yanbin came back from work, he found that his home had been changed into a haunted house, surrounded by The yellow thing was floating around, eerie, and when someone saw him coming back, he immediately got up, wearing several amulets around his neck, and holding a small plate of cinnabar in his hand, with high fighting spirit: "Come on, I'm not afraid today." Already!"

Lu Yanbin: "..."