This World Has Gone Crazy

Gu Bai leaned on the bedside, patiently explaining to someone that Ssangyong really can't kill anyone, and some Xiaolings still like this, Qi Le stared at him blankly, with a pure and harmless expression: "...Really? "

Gu Bai didn't answer, the hand hanging by his side was clenched tightly, and the veins on his forehead were throbbing. He was silent for a while, pointing to the computer: "Can you turn off this thing first?"

The person he likes is by his side, within reach, and what they are discussing is still such an impure issue, and what is placed in front of him is still such an impure thing, he feels that he can control himself now and not rush over, it is already the limit .

Qi Le was stunned, and suddenly remembered that he was really gay, so he hurriedly turned off the video, observed it, and asked tentatively, "Do you have any reaction to this?"

Gu Bai raised his eyebrows slightly, his voice was a little low: "What do you think?"

I don't know if it's an illusion or the effect of the light, Qi Le always feels that this person's gaze is different from usual, the eyes are heavy, and there is a little danger in the depth, as if people will fall into them if they are not careful, looking special Sexy, even the air became a little ambiguous, he couldn't help but slowly moved to the side, pretending to be calm: "How do I know."

Gu Bai knew that he might be frightened, so he tried his best to adjust his emotions, and said lightly: "What are you afraid of, even if I really want to do it, I won't look for you."

Qi Le felt that it made sense, she was silent for a while, and couldn't help asking: "Then who do you want to find?"

It's not easy, but I was able to take the initiative to ask... Gu Bai was in a good mood, staring at him: "I'm not like Ning Xiao, who only wants sex and doesn't love, understand?"

Qi Le nodded in praise: "You are much better than him."

"So what are you afraid of?" Gu Bai continued to stare at him, "Don't worry, so far, the only person I want is Xiao Le."

Qi Le was slightly shocked, and then only felt the chrysanthemum tighten, nestling silently, without saying a word.

Gu Bai looked at him secretly, and seeing that he didn't show any disgust, he gave him time to think about it, and got up slowly: "Go to bed early, if you want to watch and play, but can't stand this, then watch something normal. "

Qi Le curled her lips and muttered softly: "How do I know what's normal..."

Gu Bai paused: "The next time you see something abnormal, just close it or delete it directly?"

Qi Le thought for a while, then said with a guilty conscience: "No, I'm very curious..."

This is actually... Gu Bai glanced at the series of videos in the file, and felt that this is not the way to go, what should he do if he scares people or teaches them to become perverted, he thought for a while: "Why don't you find someone to help you sneak around, Pick out the abnormal ones and put them aside, and watch them when you are strong enough to accept them?" He stood still, thinking to himself that a good candidate like me is in front of him, why are you hesitating?

Qi Le looked at the computer, struggled for a moment, stretched out his hand and clenched his fist: "No, I want to slip by myself, and by the way, see how far they can play."

Gu Bai: "..."

Gu Bai remembered a sentence, curiosity killed the cat, it was about the person in front of him.

Qi Le was shocked by Ssangyong, and felt that today was almost the same, so he turned off the computer, said good night to him, and was about to go to bed, but at this moment the phone rang suddenly, he took it out and found that it was an unfamiliar number, and pressed the button in surprise. Answer key: "Hello? Who is this?"

"Zheng Xiaoyuan! It's me!" Yi Hang shouted from the other end.

Qi Le shuddered for a moment, looked at the time, guessed that the work should be done, and asked hesitantly: "...Are you okay now? Is the chrysanthemum disabled?"

Yi Hang continued to shout: "No! I'm fine!"

"..." Qi Le said, "Impossible, your voice is clearly overstimulated, what's wrong?"

"Let me tell you, I resisted desperately, resisted again, bit him a few times by the way, resisted again, resisted again..."

"That's enough, save the whole process," Qi Le interrupted with black lines all over his face, "You just say the result and it becomes thank you!"

"Oh, the result is that I told him very seriously that I don't like him."

Qi Le responded silently for a second: "...Didn't he dismantle you?"

"No," Yi Hang said in horror, "He went out after I finished speaking, it is said that he wanted to ask a friend, but he hasn't come back yet, what do you think he went to ask?"

"Based on your man's way of thinking... Who knows what he will ask," Qi Le twitched his lips, "Are you still at his house? Did you run away?"

"...No, I don't think it's an option to run away all the time, so I'll call you, do you have any good ideas?"

Fuck, how did I understand his thinking? !Qi Le was silent for a while, and ordered sharply: "In this way, you continue to maintain your momentum, show courage to talk to him, don't back down, you will succeed."

"……real?"

"Should," Qi Le said, "Since you don't want to run, that's all you can do now."

"Well... well, if I escape, I'll treat you to dinner!"

"Okay, you work hard," Qi Le encouraged, "Remember that the important thing is momentum, um...well, I'll hang up." He put away his phone, looked at Gu Bai who appeared at the door at some time, and turned his Briefly describe the matter: "What do you think Lu Yanbin is going to ask? How should I treat a person who doesn't like me?"

Gu Bai pondered for a while: "Actually, his problem is not important, what matters is what advice his friends will give him."

Qi Le: "..."

Fuck you two laps, you are too real, hey!

Gu Bai looked at him blankly, wishing he could jump over and rub it a few times, and do some impure things by the way, he tried his best to control himself, and said patiently: "Go to sleep."

Qi Le nodded, reached out to turn off the light, and soon fell asleep.

Yi Hang on the other end hung up the phone and waited for someone confidently. He didn't see him back until midnight, and the person was still holding a black plastic bag in his hand. He looked surprised and was about to ask, but saw the person He brought over a bag of condoms that he had bought before, and he was terrified, shrunk to the corner desperately, watching with trembling liver.

Lu Yanbin was silent for a moment, took out his phone to flip through the photos, and threw them over: "If you show this expression again, I'll fuck you right away."

Yi Hang trembled again, and hurriedly raised his face, looking at him expressionlessly: "What do you want to do?"

"I asked my friends, and they gave me a few choices, and I'll let you choose now," Lu Yanbin said calmly, "The first is to go straight to it. Love is something that comes out after doing more."

"..." Yi Hang said, "No way!"

Lu Yanbin nodded, and took out a small bottle from the plastic bag: "Second, I drugged you, and then dragged you to register for marriage. When you come back, continue drugging, and you'll be done in a few days."

Yihang: "=口="

Lu Yanbin stared at him: "How is it?"

Yi Hang shook his head violently: "No! Next!"

"The third is that you deliberately approached me in the past, embezzled nearly 200 million public funds, and paid off the debt." Lu Yanbin looked at him calmly, "After you repay, you will almost fall in love with me, or I will throw you into Prison, when you figure it out, I'll get you out."

Yi Hang's mind went blank, and he was completely stunned. After a long while, he said tremblingly: "The previous thing has nothing to do with me, okay! Let me take the blame? Next... next..."

Lu Yanbin hummed, took out handcuffs, massager, chest ring, whip and many other things from the bag, and placed them on the bed: "The fourth is to abuse you into a jitter, preferably into Stockholm syndrome, and you can't do without it from now on I."

Yi Hang burst into tears, and almost wanted to kneel down for him, brother, what kind of biological magnetic field are you?All you attract are some friends who are amazing horses!How wicked!

Lu Yanbin asked patiently: "How is it?"

"...No!" Yi Hang yelled angrily, "If you dare to do this, I will jump off the building! Next!"

"Fifth," Lu Yanbin looked at him, "I'm chasing you, and I'll catch you after I catch you."

Finally got a normal one out there!Yi Hang was so touched that he nodded his head desperately: "That's it!"

"Sure?"

"Yeah!" Yi Hang nodded again, "I won't change it even if I kill you, just this!"

"Okay," Lu Yanbin put away the pile of things, "Then I don't need to talk about the sixth one."

Yi Hang blinked and asked curiously, "What is Article [-]?"

"Be friends with you first, come a little bit, and then chase you."

Yihang: "=口=!!!"

Yi Hang cried, this is unscientific, why is there a better option than before? !He hesitated and rubbed against it, wanting to change it but didn't dare to speak.

Lu Yanbin picked up the bag and patted his head: "Go to sleep, I'll go out for a while."

Yi Hang was surprised: "What are you going to do again?"

"The last two ideas came from the bar service, and they were not within our expectations," Lu Yanbin said, "I'll call my friends out again, and discuss how to chase them down."

Yi Hang: "..."

"Good night, I'll be right back, don't run around." Lu Yanbin pinched his chin, kissed him on the lips, turned and left.

Yi Hang was stunned for a few seconds, then suddenly regained his senses and rushed out, but he was one step too late. When he caught up with someone in the living room who had already left, he immediately rushed to scratch the door: "You can't ask your friend, who is it?" Knowing that they will come up with another idea!"

Qi Le had a good night's sleep, and felt refreshed the next day. She stretched her waist and went to the bathroom to wash up, then fed the cat and ate.

Gu Bai finished the porridge and put it on the table, feeling as if life had returned to the original track. The two of them lived a simple life in this apartment. Although they were peaceful, they were happy and warm enough.

Qi Le also liked this feeling very much, and was quite emotional: "I hope that no psychopath will come to my door today. I have to concentrate on my review and have no time to deal with them."

Gu Bai thought for a while, and suggested: "Then turn off the phone. You don't have to work this week, and your brother has my number. If there is anything, he can call me."

Qi Le was stunned: "Good idea." He took out the phone and turned it off, and finally felt at ease. He ate happily, and then started to read. Except for the occasional strange concepts and formulas that forced him to be a little irritable, the day passed. The calm weather even gave him the illusion that he hadn't actually traveled through time.He looked at Gu Bai, the man was still holding a book, although his attitude towards him was weaker than before, and he was not very gentle and easy to talk to, but after all, he lived together for so many years, so no matter how indifferent, as long as he was by his side , still feels reassuring and comfortable.

Gu Bai noticed his gaze and raised his head: "What?"

Qi Le came back to his senses: "It's okay," he got up holding the book, "I'm going to sleep."

"OK, good night."

"Good night." Qi Le took one last look at him, went back to the house and closed the door, thinking that such a day is really good, the key is whether she can accept it.He looked at the computer, wiped his face, stretched out his fist, and continued to watch the video. This time his luck was better. He watched two consecutive videos in a normal direction. He watched them patiently, and found that they were tossing and turning Things, not as shocking as my big brother and brother-in-law's scene, I changed to another one, and then I saw the little handsome guy inside being hung up, and stared.

Fuck, is this a magic horse, SM? !

He sat blankly, and couldn't take it after seeing a quarter of it. He felt that the people inside were too perverted, so he hurriedly closed it, patted his little heart, and prepared to sleep.He simply cleaned up the table, turned over and lay down on the bed, stared blankly, and suddenly found that Ye Shuichuan, Yi Hang, Lu Yanbin, Ning Xiao, Baby Face, Hot Blood Doctor and many other people had not appeared or entangled all day. There is an urge to burst into tears.

Nima has traveled to the present, and he has finally lived a normal life, isn't it!

As he was thinking this way, he suddenly heard a light click from the door, and was startled instantly. His first reaction was Gu Bai, and his second reaction was that he might be looking for something, but he waited and felt that the man was lying on the bed. He sat down, and then the bedside lamp was turned on, and at the same time, a hand was touching his face. He was so scared that he couldn't breathe. The third reaction was... Fuck, is this kid going to tie him up? ? !

Gu Bai spent a day where he could see but not touch, and it was no surprise that he was sleepless alone. He waited there and felt that Xiao Le was almost asleep, so he slipped over. After taking two films and a quarter of SM, he just went to bed now, he stared at him for a while, and touched his face.

Qi Le's heart was turbulent, thinking this is sleepwalking?Impossible, this person has no hobby of sleepwalking, so what is he doing?He struggled for a moment, and was about to open his eyes to ask questions, but at this moment, he felt his lips soften, and it was obvious that something had stuck to him.

His mind went blank for a moment. Is this... a kiss? !

Gu Bai kissed him, turned off the light and got on the bed, pulled him into his arms and hugged him, and fell asleep contentedly.

Qi Le was so frightened that he didn't dare to move at all, his only reaction was... Fuck, he took back what he just said, the world has never been normal since he crossed over!