This World Has Gone Crazy

Gu Bai didn't want Lu Yanbin to come to the door now, because if he did so, the two people would suspect that he tipped off the news, and his image in Xiao Le's heart might be damaged. This is absolutely impossible, so he talked with Lu Yanbin, The main idea is to get the news that Yi Hang is likely to show up at the bar tonight. If you want to take him back and have sex, please be prepared. Lu Yanbin quickly replied and said yes, and Gu Bai put away his phone and continued to sit, his expression unchanged .

Lu Yanbin is currently standing in S University, a first-class university in C City. After several inquiries, he finally managed to find another patient from the past, but now that he has suddenly obtained such important information, he doesn't need to ask anymore. He looked at the person : "Since you don't know his whereabouts, I'll leave."

The Taoist had already understood the general situation, and asked calmly: "If you are worried about him, buy him a Taoist talisman, 20 yuan each, or?"

Lu Yanbin didn't answer but instead asked: "I can't even find him, so even if I bought it, how can I give it to him?"

The Taoist thought it made sense, he was silent for a moment, and said patiently: "You can wait until you find him, and if you can't find him, you can wear it yourself, how about it?"

Lu Yanbin asked: "What is the use of this thing?"

The Taoist replied solemnly: "Exorcise evil spirits to ensure safety, and prevent ghosts and ghosts from getting on your body. It is very spiritual..."

Lu Yanbin said, "Goodbye."

Taoist priest:"……"

The Taoist priest was caught off guard and at a loss. It was going well, but how did he suddenly develop to this point? Did he say something wrong?Or does this person think he is lying?

Lu Yanbin turned his head and left, thinking that his wife is a ghost, what should he do if he is overwhelmed, he quickly got into the car, and was going to go back to sleep and replenish his energy for work at night.

The Taoist priest stood where he was, watched him leave silently, and sighed sadly after a while: "It's not easy to make some money these days."

Yi Hang stayed at Qi Le's house until the evening, and found that nothing happened all day, so he leaned over and asked naively, "Do you think he didn't come because he found out I wasn't here last night?"

Qi Le thought about it seriously, then shook her head: "Your man's way of thinking... I really can't tell, why don't you take a gamble?"

Gu Bai could hear it clearly, so he naturally refused to let someone stay, and reminded indifferently: "It's best not to bet, if he can't find it today, he will probably turn around all the places again."

Yi Hang's shoulders suddenly collapsed, and he accepted his fate: "Then I'd better go to the bar and hide."

Qi Le nodded and followed him.Yi Hang knew that Ye Shuichuan worked there, so just in case, he decided to choose a busy time to go, so that it would be easy to sneak into the crowd and hide, and he would not be afraid of being discovered by that person, but even so, he was still worried and tentative. Ask: "If you plead with your brother, will he listen to you?"

Qi Le thought about it for a while, and felt that he could try it, so he wanted to go with him.Gu Bai was free and said kindly: "Let's go, I'll see you off."

A few people arrived at the bar very quickly, Yi Hang walked in, and asked unwillingly: "A day has passed, and you really can't think of a way?"

The corner of Qi Le's mouth twitched, and he said seriously: "Really, I want to give you a once-and-for-all idea, so it will take a lot of time, so just bear with it."

Yi Hang asked sadly: "Then how long do you have to think about it?"

"I'll try to hurry up," Qi Le comforted him, and then suddenly saw the baby face near the bar, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "Thinking about it, you need to be more imposing!"

"...Ah?" Yi Hang was puzzled, "What do you mean?"

Qi Le pulled him to Baby Face, and pointed at the man: "See, you have to learn from him, so your man might let you go." He looked at Baby Face, "Leave this person to you, Take it well, and it will develop in your direction."

Babyface responded, and began to teach patiently: "First of all, you have to be expressionless."

Yi Hang nodded blankly: "...Oh," he paused, "Can I go somewhere else? Don't stand here."

Babyface took him away, and asked casually: "I heard what you said yesterday, did you do this to prevent your man from blowing you up?"

"Ah."

The baby face said coldly: "I don't know the blessing when I am in the blessing."

Yi Hang: "..."

Qi Le glanced at them, and was about to find her elder brother, but at this moment, she glanced away, and suddenly saw an acquaintance, and was immediately shocked: "Fuck, why is he here?"

Gu Bai followed his gaze, followed by surprise: "Yes, why?"

Qi Le didn't have time to answer, and silently watched a certain elite get up and walk over, and then a certain Erbaiwu suddenly went crazy, and turned around to roar at him: "Why is this? Please explain it clearly to me!"

"How do I know, I didn't say it anyway, you use your brain," Qi Le reminded, "If I wanted to tell him, you would have been arrested long ago. Thank you."

Yi Hang thought he was right, and looked at someone with a pale face.

Lu Yanbin was as calm as ever: "Come back with me."

Yi Hang trembled all over, thinking that he had to go all out, he put on a straight face, expressionless: "Go back... just go back, who is afraid of you."

Lu Yanbin raised his eyebrows slightly, and pulled him away.

Gu Bai successfully dealt with the obtrusive person, he was in a good mood, and looked at Xiao Le: "Shall we go back?"

Qi Le nodded, looked at Lu Yanbin's back, struggled for a while, and decided to face the reality, and ran forward: "You and my brother-in-law are friends, right? Is he normal? Oh, I mean, he doesn't have any strange hobbies ?”

Lu Yanbin didn't seem to be angry because this person didn't notify him in time, and thought for a while: "If I have to say one thing, he likes to be with psychopaths, and he looks down on anyone who isn't neuropathy."

"..." Qi Le said, "You don't think there is a problem with this?"

Lu Yanbin was surprised: "What's the problem?"

Qi Le reminded: "He likes to get together with psychopaths."

Lu Yanbin nodded: "What?"

Qi Le said weakly: "...he regards you as a friend."

Lu Yanbin: "..."

"I think I know too much," Qi Le murmured, and glanced at him, "It's okay, you react slowly, I'm leaving."

Lu Yanbin: "..."

Seeing the two people walking away, Yi Hang silently observed the people around him, and asked tentatively, "Have you never noticed that your brain circuit is abnormal?"

Lu Yanbin looked at him calmly.

Yi Hang immediately looked away, followed him towards the car with a blank expression, and struggled a bit: "I want to talk to you."

Lu Yanbin nodded: "Let's talk, let me tell you something by the way."

Yi Hang was surprised: "What?"

"I decided to fuck you."

Yihang: "=口="

Yi Hang turned his head and ran away, but was quickly caught up by that person and pushed into the car. Then someone took out his pocket and quickly grabbed his wrist. He heard a crisp click next to his ear. He looked down and found himself He was handcuffed to the car.

Yihang: "=口=!!!"

Gu Bai happily took Xiao Le back, and the two walked slowly towards the parking place. Just as they opened the car door, they saw a certain elite's car driving past them, with a series of ecstasy shouts: "No! Ah! Help! Help!"

Qi Le: "..."

Gu Bai sat in the driver's seat without guilt, and ordered: "Come up."

Qi Le came back to his senses, said oh, thinking that there was nothing he could do anyway, so he went up without any psychological burden, and went back to the apartment to continue his review.Gu Bai sat beside him with a book, enjoying the world of the two contentedly and joyfully.The fold-eared cat walked up and down on the sofa, and when it was tired, it nestled obediently and did not disturb them.

The surrounding area was very quiet for a while, only the occasional sound of pages turning could be heard. Qi Le turned to look at Gu Bai while studying. The lines of this man's face were soft and smooth under the warm light, and his eyes were warm. Can't hate it, no wonder it's so popular.

Gu Bai noticed his gaze and turned his head: "What?"

Qi Le stared at him, a little curious: "There should be a lot of people chasing you, but you have never been tempted by others?"

Gu Bai was slightly startled, and asked without answering: "In your current memory, have you ever loved anyone?"

Qi Le subconsciously thought of Xiao Ying, then thought about it, and felt that it was not love, so she shook her head.

This person really has no EQ, but that's okay, it's better than liking women... Gu Bai said lightly: "So you don't understand this feeling, when you love someone deeply, you won't accept other people's feelings Yes," he paused, "for example, you liked Ning Xiao before, and you didn't care about other people's advances, such as this..." He stretched out his hands to support the back of the sofa and leaned forward.

Seeing this person approaching, Qi Le couldn't help but hide back, but there was a sofa behind him, he couldn't avoid it, he could only watch this person keep approaching, as if he was about to kiss, he was startled, and hurriedly pressed against it. His chest: "...stop."

Gu Bai stopped obediently. At this moment, their distance was very close, and each other's breaths were intertwined. He suppressed the emotions in his heart and asked in a low voice: "Look, don't you feel it?"

Qi Le swallowed, feeling that the distance was too dangerous and made people feel uncomfortable, so he couldn't help but exert some force in his hands to distance them from each other.Gu Bai didn't resist, and sat back calmly: "How?"

Qi Le groaned for a while: "Before... someone did this to you?"

Gu Bai was a little surprised by this question, but he still answered patiently: "In the circle, there are more than 0 and less than 1, and most of them are people throwing themselves into their arms, what do you think?"

Qi Le groaned again for a long while: "Then what's your reaction?"

Gu Bai raised his eyebrows slightly: "You also know that I like Xiao Le, how can you feel it?"

"……real?"

Gu Bai was startled, with a half-smile: "You care?"

Qi Le blinked and turned her head silently: "I just asked casually."

Gu Bai stared at him for a while, but finally didn't force him to continue reading.Qi Le nestled on the sofa and looked at a large number of concepts in the textbook. He always felt a little confused and couldn't concentrate. He checked the time and simply went back to the bedroom with his computer and textbooks: "I'm going to sleep, good night."

When Gu Bai saw that he almost escaped and left, the emotion in his eyes deepened, and he knew that after all the friendship for so many years, this person would not be completely indifferent to him after all.

Qi Le circled back and forth in the bedroom, and it took a long time before she calmed down, wondering what was going on with this strange feeling?He threw himself on the big bed, buried his head in the pillow, recalled the scene just now, and suddenly realized that he didn't seem to have any disgust, maybe he could really try it?He sat up, stared at the computer without blinking, then wiped his face, propped the small table on the bed, then turned on the computer, plugged in the earphones, took a deep breath, opened the teaching video in awe-inspiring manner, watched silently, but He felt disgusting no matter how he looked at it. He thought about it, and felt that the man inside was too ugly to close his eyes, so he closed and opened the other one, changed five times before barely stopping, saw half of it firmly, and suddenly found another one came. man.

He couldn't help being surprised, thinking this was a replacement?Impossible, haven't shot yet, he looked curiously, and found that their posture was not right, and then... He was keenly aware of their intentions, and was shocked immediately, Ssangyong, I've heard of it is the same thing , Seeing it with his own eyes is another matter. He stared at the screen tightly, and then he was dumbfounded: "Fuck me, I can really go in, won't people die?!"

He forgot that he was wearing headphones at the moment, and he didn't control his voice at all, or he thought his voice was very low, but in fact...it was very loud.

Gu Bai was lying on Xiao Le's bed, thinking about what happened just now, and then thinking that the person was just across the wall, making him even more sleepless, and at this moment he suddenly heard a familiar shout, and was suddenly surprised , got up and went over, opened the door: "what's the matter?"

Qi Le was really frightened, and she was leaning over to get a drink from the cup on the bedside table. Seeing someone coming in, she shook for a moment. The cable of the earphone was stretched to the extreme due to the posture, and it fell off immediately after this shock. The next moment, a certain ecstasy sound came out suddenly, clearly.

Prayer: "=口="

Gu Bai: "..."

Qi Lexin finished thinking, the image of hunger and thirst was deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and this time he could never make it up again, he raised his head silently: "If I say that I am watching...do you believe it?"

Gu Bai suppressed a smile: "It's okay, everyone is a man, I can understand."

Nima, what does this sentence mean?Does that mean I'm gay?He asked without hope: "Then if I tell you that I am no longer interested in men after amnesia, would you believe me?"

Gu Bai didn't even think about it: "I don't believe it."

At this time, even if you know the truth, you can’t believe it. If a person is often told that he is crooked, he may finally become crooked under the influence of psychological hints.

"..." Qi Le said, "Believe it or not."

Gu Bai pointed to the computer that was still making sound: "Then how do you explain this?"

"..." Qi Le said, "I was really watching and playing."

"Oh, does it look good?" Gu Bai stared at him, "What do you think?"

"so horrible!"

Gu Bai was silent for a moment, sat over, and tried to explain: "You are watching the Japanese ones, right? They will deliberately exaggerate."

"No," Qi Le turned the computer to make it easier for him to look at it, and pointed to the screen, "Look, these are two people, Nima is too scary, isn't it? Is it true that people won't die?"

Gu Bai: "..."