This World Has Gone Crazy

When Qi Le saw Gu Bai coming, his first reaction was to kill the hot-blooded doctor. For some reason, this person is too obsessed with the matter of the soul, and based on the current observation, he seems to be an idiot. If he goes crazy, he will start talking again The word about "changing bodies" is over. Ye Shuichuan and the others are too familiar with Zheng Xiaoyuan. Hearing these remarks, they will definitely associate them with him, and then have doubts. As long as Gu Bai hears even a little bit of this doubt, Yi Na He is so smart that he can definitely see through the truth, and when the time comes, he will be dragged back. In addition to being bombarded non-stop, he also has to answer painfully.

His liver trembled suddenly, and he hurriedly grabbed the doctor's wrist and ran out: "You guys make room first, I have something to say to him."

The few people at the door moved away automatically, Gu Bai looked around blankly, and couldn't help but pause when his eyes touched those little zeros in the corner, and the group of people lost face, they had already lost face in front of Ning Xiao, and now they must not do it again. Throwing it in front of this person, he hurriedly took out the bananas in his mouth, got up one after another, and began to wipe his face with paper. Gu Bai glanced at them, turned his head to look at Ye Shuichuan, and asked again: "What's going on?"

Ye Shuichuan then briefly explained the matter. After Gu Bai listened quietly, he was silent for a moment: "You said you had a banana in your mouth...is it his idea?"

"Yeah, what?"

Gu Bai didn't answer, thinking to himself what exactly has Xiao Le experienced in the past few days?Is it right or wrong to let that person adapt?If it continues to develop, what if it does not bend, but becomes abnormal?He didn't think this would work, so he abducted him and kept him with him for insurance.

"It was really exciting just now," Ye Shuichuan was still in a state of excitement, his face full of joy, "You should really see Xiaoyuan's handsome appearance, ah!"

The baby face was slightly startled, and passed the phone over with a blank expression: "Here, I recorded it."

Ye Shuichuan snatched it quickly, and opened it excitedly: "Look, he is very handsome!"

Gu Bai watched the screen quietly, his eyes sank again when he saw Xiao Le took out the cake from his clothes, and looked at the group of people not far away, without saying a word.He used to protect Xiao Le very well, but he didn't care about everything. There were some things Xiao Le could handle by himself, and he would let that person do it. Although he knew that Xiao Le had the upper hand in this matter, he was still unhappy.

Over there, Qi Le pulled the hot-blooded doctor to the corridor, looked at him sincerely, and discussed patiently: "You have seen the situation inside, I have to clean up the mess, I am really not in the mood to talk today, so please don't make any more trouble, thank you, so, Give me your phone number, and I'll call you in a few days to make an appointment, okay?"

The doctor looked at his miserable appearance and thought for a moment: "It's fine, you give me your address, I don't know your address now for the three of you."

Qi Le nodded, and casually gave Zou Zou an address. Watching him scrambling to write in the small book, he couldn't help but glance at it, and saw three names written on it, each with a note. Those who like metaphysics now are good at drawing and making talismans. There are various styles. The price is usually 10 yuan or 20 yuan. .

Yi Hang’s column says that he likes to eat apples (probably), and he doesn’t seem to like being discharged from the hospital. In addition, there are many motherworts on the table. I don’t know what they are for at present. The latest discovery, he suddenly became interested in non-exercise.

At this moment, the hot-blooded doctor is filling in Zheng Xiaoyuan's address, and Qi Le looks at the note, which says insomnia and irritability. The latest discovery is that he seems to have SM tendencies.

Qi Le: "..."

The hot-blooded doctor finished writing, turned over a page and quickly wrote down his number, and tore it off: "Here, remember to call me."

Qi Le thought that I would bear it, and took it silently: "I will."

The doctor nodded and walked past him back to the box.

Qi Le reacted silently for a second, then went crazy instantly, what the hell, why did she go back again? !He ran in a hurry, and when he entered the door, he found that the man had run to Yi Hang's side, chatting with him cordially, he was silent for a while, he forgot that there was another two hundred and five here!

These two hundred and five are also the ones who know the truth, so it is best to deal with it as soon as possible... Thinking about this, Qi Le's eyes suddenly brightened, and he quickly went to pull Yi Hang outside: "If you make room, I have something to say to him."

The people at the door moved away again, Ye Shuichuan looked at the miserable state of the box, and told the group of little zeros: "Don't stand there, pack up."

Seeing the target leaving, the warm-blooded doctor thought about it, and immediately followed him out to prevent that person from leaving.

Yi Hang was pulled by someone, with a sad expression on his face: "Help me, save me, this time it's really over..."

Qi Le looked at him: "Your man can definitely guess that you came to find me, and he will definitely arrive in a while. All you have to do now is hide."

Yi Hang nodded blankly: "...Where is it hidden?"

"That doctor's house!" Qi Le persuaded patiently, "He definitely welcomes you. If he asks those questions, you can talk to him casually, so I don't need to teach you, right? Oh, the address I told him is Fake, don't expose me."

"Well, then what?"

"Just hide it, don't you want your man to blow you up?"

"Yes, but my ID card and money are in his hands," Yi Hang said sadly, "I have to go back sooner or later, the longer I hide him, the angrier he will be, and he will definitely explode me, so I don't want to hide , I want you to give me an idea so that he won't blow me up."

Qi Le: "..."

Fuck, this is too difficult!

Qi Le took a deep breath: "Look at me, I'm very busy now, and your man will come at any time, I can't think of an idea in such a short time, so, you go with him first, I will think about it slowly."

Yi Hang thought it made sense: "That's good."

Satisfied, Qi Le looked back at the doctor who came with him, and went over to chat for a few words. The latter was overjoyed and agreed immediately. He was immediately relieved: "That's it, let's go."

"Wait." Yi Hang hurriedly grabbed him.

"What are you waiting for?"

"You don't know my current situation, how do you think about it?"

"..." Qi Le held her temper patiently, "Okay, tell me quickly."

"Last time I listened to your suggestion and rejected him. He really didn't force me. Later, I refused more times." Yi Hang sniffed, "He calmly told me it was fine."

Qi Le was taken aback: "...very good?"

Yi Hang nodded, choked with sobs: "Then he continued to say calmly, 'If you continue to make trouble like this, I will be able to completely get rid of my human identity within two days'..."

Qi Le: "..."

"Do you think this is what people say? He wants to turn into a beast, what should we do?"

Fuck, he's about to turn into a beast, what can I do to save you? !Qi Le comforted patiently: "It's okay, I will find a way, you can go."

Yi Hang glanced at him gratefully, and obediently left with the doctor.

Qi Le watched them go away, then turned back to the box.By then the ice cube bucket and plates had been placed back on the coffee table, leaving the rest of the cleaning up to the bartenders.It's night now, and the bar is bustling, and the group of little zeros are in a state of embarrassment. They feel that they have lost face and don't want to go out to lose face. Although they didn't say it, their expressions are very conflicted.

Gu Bai glanced at Qi Le and Ye Shuichuan, and asked lightly: "Do you want to take a shower? There should be a bathroom upstairs, right?"

Ye Shuichuan nodded: "Yes, but we have to wear dirty clothes after washing, why not go home and wash."

The group of people heard it clearly, and stepped forward to persuade them that it doesn't matter if they don't have clothes to change, at least they can wash off the cream on their face and hair.Although they were the ones who were looking for faults, but we are all acquaintances, it is a joke if this matter persists, especially since Ye Shuichuan won, there is no need to get angry with them.

Ye Shuichuan works here and has a good relationship with the boss, so he naturally agreed to take them to the second floor. Shen Shu was not interested in waiting for them to take a bath, so he didn't go upstairs. Seeing that Gu Bai had gone, Ning Xiao squinted his eyes slightly, and followed past.Babyface followed, expressionless.Qi Le walked to Gu Bai's side: "Why are you here?"

"Staying bored at home, I wanted to sit down, and then I saw Yi Hang," Gu Bai explained briefly, and glanced at him, "You go take a shower, and I'll buy you clothes."

Qi Le was spoiled and spoiled since he was a child, so of course he didn't want to wear such sticky clothes, but when he looked at this person, he raised his eyebrows: "Why are you so kind all of a sudden?"

"I said that I will take care of you according to his will," Gu Bai's voice was very soft, "and you helped me raise a cat recently, I am very grateful."

Qi Le thought it made sense, paused, and asked tentatively: "By the way, help my brother buy it too?"

"Row."

A few people quickly arrived at the lounge, which was divided into an inner room and an outer room, and the inner room was a small bathroom.Qi Le went to find Ye Shuichuan and said that Gu Bai would buy clothes for them and asked him to wait a while after taking a shower. Ye Shuichuan was happy at the moment and wanted to take out his wallet. Gu Bai shook his head and said that it would be done later.The group of people stood by, looking at Gu Bai silently, hesitating to speak, looking aggrieved, but they didn't dare to go forward, so they had to go to Ye Shuichuan and ask him to help intercede.

Ye Shuichuan raised his chin: "Go to Xiaoyuan, Gu Bai bought it for his sake."

Seeing everyone looking at him, Qi Le thought that his emotions had been vented, there was no need to worry about it, and since Gu Bai was willing to buy it, it shouldn't be a problem to buy a few more by the way, so he looked at him.Gu Bai nodded, turned and left.

Seeing him go out, Ye Shuichuan began to educate his younger brother: "Look, what a man, you should find someone like this."

Ning Xiao could hear it clearly, and his complexion suddenly became dark. He looked at him with a baby face, and said expressionlessly, "Brother Xiao Yuan, you are very good together."

Ning Xiao's face turned green again.The baby face was dark again.

The corner of Qi Le's mouth twitched, trying to say that it was not what you thought, but he felt that these people should not believe it, so he remained silent.

"Oh, by the way," Ye Shuichuan asked suddenly, "School is about to start, shouldn't it be time for you to read?"

Qi Le was surprised: "What book are you reading?"

Ye Shuichuan was silent for a moment: "Xiaoyuan, you failed five subjects, and you have to make up the exam at the beginning of school."

"..." Qi Le said, "What?!"

Fuck, did I make a mistake?He is a student of a first-rate university. Now, once he travels through time, he only needs to get a diploma from a second-rate university, and he still fails?Nima, what did he study?What is it hanging on?How to review? !

Ye Shuichuan wanted to say something, but the phone rang suddenly, so he walked aside to answer the phone.Ning Xiao looked at the stiff person, and felt that there was finally something to talk about, and reminded: "I'm in your class, if you don't know it, you can ask me."

Qi Le was very upset at the moment, and squinted at him: "If you know which subjects I failed, tell me, but I guess you didn't care about this before."

Ning Xiao choked, he really didn't know.

"Shut up and thank you!"

Ning Xiao: "..."

Ye Shuichuan hung up quickly, found a few bags for them, and asked them to pack their clothes, then rummaged through the box to find the only two large bath towels, handed them to Qi Le, and told him to go to another lounge with him after washing , lest they have any more friction, Qi Le nodded and said yes, go to take a bath.

When Gu Bai came back, they had almost finished washing. He went to deliver clothes to the two of them first. Qi Le took it with his hand wrapped in a bath towel. Looking at the simple T-shirt and trousers, he felt a little emotional. The original owner's clothes were gaudy, and he didn't He doesn't like it, but he doesn't want to waste money on buying new ones, so he has to make do with it, and now he can finally wear normal clothes.

Ning Xiao went to make a phone call just now, Ye Shuichuan could only recall two subjects, and he went to review the materials. When he came back, the person had just changed into a white T-shirt and light-colored jeans, which were clean and simple. The previous ones are more suitable for this person.

Gu Bai watched them change, then went out, took the rest of the clothes to the next room, closed the door and looked at them silently.The group of people had finished washing, and when they saw him coming in, they got up one after another. They were only wearing a pair of underwear at the moment, and they were a little embarrassed to be looked at by him like this.

Gu Bai stood still, turned his gaze, and looked at the two who were the first to attack tonight: "I've seen you, haven't I?"

The faces of the two changed instantly, and tonight's birthday star smiled dryly: "...No."

"I remember the last time someone was going to look for my lover and wanted him not to rely on me, but I stopped him halfway, and there were two of you, right?"

The two people changed their colors again, bowed their heads and remained silent, while the others quieted down and watched silently. The incident was quite a big one at the time, so they naturally heard about it.

Gu Bai looked at them: "As long as you can remember it," he paused slightly, "Now it's a replacement, don't let me know that you are bothering Xiao Yuan again, do you hear me clearly?"

Those two bit their lips and nodded reluctantly. Naturally, the others did not dare to offend him and nodded accordingly.

"Very good," Gu Bai threw the clothes on the sofa, "There are both high and low, you can choose by yourself."

Those people hurried over, but they were silent after opening the bag. It took a long time before someone stuttered and said, "...Children, children's clothes?"

Another person said in horror: "Baby clothes... are still worn by girls..."

Gu Bai had already left, and they had no choice but to wear dirty clothes, but when they turned around, the bag beside the sofa disappeared without a trace.

Everyone: "..."

Ye Shuichuan had already led Qi Le downstairs, Gu Bai carried the bags down, passed by the corner of the stairs, threw them into the trash can, and left calmly.

Ye Shuichuan still had work, Qi Le was about to take Gu Bai's car back, Ning Xiao looked at him with arms folded: "Don't review the range anymore?"

Qi Le paused and turned back immediately.Ning Xiao raised her eyebrows slightly, in a good mood.Gu Bai took a look and asked in a low voice: "What?"

Qi Le looked at him and said pitifully: "It is said that I failed five subjects..."

Gu Bai was silent for a moment: "I know the chairman of the student union of your school. He should know the people in your class. Let me ask for you."

Qi Le was immediately happy, turned around and got into his car, and left quickly.

Ning Xiao: "..."

The two returned to the apartment to look at the cats. Gu Bai stroked a certain cat: "I think it's better to take it back. If it is familiar with the environment here, it will be even more uncomfortable after going back."

"But it will wilt when it goes back..." Qi Le said for a while, thinking that his brother and brother-in-law are too busy, can't sleep well and can't review, so he must not stay here, he looked at Gu Bai expectantly , "Then what... I don't worry about it. Is it okay to live with you for a few days? I can sleep on the sofa."

It's true... Gu Bai was happy in his heart, thought for a while in silence, and nodded reluctantly: "That's fine."