This World Has Gone Crazy

The cake slowly slid down his face, and then someone caught it. Qi Le felt that his vision was severely blocked, and the air he breathed in through his nose was full of sweet and greasy smell. He was silent for a moment, wiped his eyes, and then I can see clearly that there are two stylishly dressed boys standing in front of me. They both wear make-up and have a demonic look.

"Haha, is it fun? Is the cake sweet?" One of them looked at him with a smile, "Brother Xiaoyuan, today is my birthday, why are you late? Oh, I heard you lost your memory, look at me, remember ?"

Another person followed up and asked, "And me, Brother Xiaoyuan, can you recognize me?"

The two dragged him to the box, greeted him cordially, caught the falling butter, and randomly wiped a few handfuls on his head and neck, which seemed naughty and cute to outsiders, but the one who caught the cake He even took the opportunity to pull open his back collar, stuffed it in directly, and pressed it to prevent it from falling out, pushing him forward.

Qi Le: "..."

They had already stepped into the box while they were talking, and Ye Shuichuan came in from the corner on the other side, and he also came in at this time, he wanted to say hello with a smile, but when he saw his younger brother, his expression changed suddenly: "You... ..."

"Are you kidding, Brother Xiaochuan?"

"That's right, we have all discussed it. Those who come late will be punished, and they will have to punish themselves with three cups in a while."

"Yes, Brother Xiaochuan, this is a cake, nothing else, just play."

Everyone knew that Ye Shuichuan was protecting this person, so he must be angry, so he hastily spoke coquettishly.

Ye Shuichuan ignored them, watched his younger brother's expression in fear, then hurriedly rummaged through his pockets, threw a pack of papers, then walked to the side without saying a word, and stood silently by the door of the box.Shen Shu didn't have time to stop it just now. Seeing that things had become like this, he also chose to stand at the door and kept silent.The baby thought for a moment with a blank face, then slowly walked to his elder brother's side, took out his mobile phone to take pictures, prepared to use them as study materials, and studied them carefully when he went back.

At this time, the door opened again, they moved their bodies, and turned their heads to see that the person who came in was Ning Xiao.The eyes of the little Lings over there lit up, and they greeted him one after another and asked him to sit down.

After entering the door, the first thing Ning Xiao saw was a man standing with his head covered in cream and his back turned to him. He couldn't help frowning and wanted to step forward, but then he thought about how brave this man was when he pushed Shen Shu to the ground in the hospital. Like this, he stopped immediately, leaned against the door with folded arms, and chose to wait and see.

The few people over there saw that Ning Xiao completely ignored themselves, but looked at Zheng Xiaoyuan without blinking, and then thought of the recent rumors, they immediately became jealous and angry, and subconsciously stared at him, why is this bitch so lucky!

Qi Le took out a few pieces of paper, struggled to break away from the two people around him, took out the cake from the back, held it in one hand, and began to wipe his face slowly with the other hand, rubbing the wiped cream back onto the cake , this cake is only a little bigger than a slap, probably these people bought it to hit him, he glanced, there was a big cake on the tea table over there, it was just opened, it is still intact, there are several plates of fruits and vegetables next to the cake Salad, and an ice cube bucket with two bottles of red wine in it.

There were only five people in the room except acquaintances. He thought about it, he had been tortured by his elder brother and brother-in-law recently, and he just had nowhere to vent, so he might as well have a good time today, so as to avoid troubles from these little friends in the future.

The people at the door saw him take out a cake from under his clothes, and became more silent. Ye Shuichuan and Shen Shu moved back again, thinking that you are playing too much!Play big!

Seeing that they were all looking at someone, the two culprits also felt something was wrong. One of them looked at him and asked with a smile: "Brother Xiaoyuan, today is my birthday, let's play, you won't be angry, right?"

Qi Le nodded, and smiled slowly, very kindly: "That's natural, although I don't remember you very much, but now I feel very kind when I look at your faces." He also put the cream on his neck back, and it felt almost the same , smiled and said: "I haven't seen you for so long, I miss you a lot, and I plan to give you something. You also know that if I have nothing else, I have money."

The two immediately laughed: "Brother Xiaoyuan, we miss you too... Don't you remember us?"

"Isn't it now that I see you and I think about it again? This proves that our friendship is profound," Qi Le smiled kindly, "Okay, let's stop here for the time being." As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly grabbed one of them the back of his head, and pressed the cake in his hand hard on his face, so hard that it hit him right.

He dropped him, and before the other person had time to react, he dragged him to take a big step, just in front of the coffee table, and then he pressed his neck and directly pressed him into the big cake.Suddenly there was a sound of gasping around, Qi Le picked up the man and looked at him with a smile: "Happy birthday, it's better to be alone than to be alone, what do you think?"

The man couldn't even see his facial features. He opened his mouth to speak, but was pressed into the cake again. Qi Le grabbed a plate of salad from the side and put it on the back of his neck, threw the plate away and pulled him up again. The salad Immediately, it flowed down the neck and into the clothes.

"Zheng Xiaoyuan, you...uh..."

Qi Le pressed it down again, and glanced away from the corner of his eye, seeing the first person who was so bad for him was rushing towards him angrily, so he saw the right moment, lifted the person in his hand and threw it at him, the person was caught off guard , collided with the people who came later, and rubbed the cake all over.

Qi Le took out two bottles of red wine, shook the ice cubes in the ice cube bucket, and looked at them: "Are you still playing?" He paused slightly and looked around, "What about you?"

Those few people couldn't believe that this was something Zheng Xiaoyuan could do, they all stared blankly, and then they came back to their senses, subconsciously looking at tonight's birthday star.The man was a little stunned by the sudden incident, and felt ashamed, so he wiped the cream on his face: "Bitch, I'm going to fight you!"

Qi Le's clothes were already dirty, so he was not afraid of him at all, so he picked up the cake and smashed it, and told the person at the door: "Keep an eye on the door, you can only enter and not exit!"

More and more people were affected by this war, and those little zeros were not spared. They joined the battle one after another, preparing to besiege Qi Le together, but Ye Shuichuan naturally quit, rolled up his sleeves and joined hands with his younger brother. The fighting strength of the team is quite impressive, and the situation is simply one-sided. In the end, Qi Le stood in a corner of the room, looked down at the shivering little Lings squatting together, and asked kindly: "Is it cool?"

Those little zeros were in a panic, each with a banana in his mouth, and nodded silently.

Ye Shuichuan returned to the door, wiped his face and sighed, "It's so exciting!"

Shen Shu wiped the juice that accidentally splashed, looked over there, and said hesitantly: "I feel that he is more irritable than a few days ago, what stimulated him? And I remember that he was not so harsh before. Who learned it?"

Ye Shuichuan shook his head: "I don't know," he paused, "But my brother is so handsome!"

Babyface thought for a while, and reminded with a blank face: "Maybe I learned it from Gu Bai, they played like this when they were doing it."

Ning Xiao's eyes suddenly turned cold, and he gave him a sideways glance.

Finally see me!The baby face clenched its fists, feeling refreshed.

Ning Xiao turned his gaze back, his eyes were deep, this person... really seemed to be a different person, he couldn't find the original shadow of Zheng Xiaoyuan at all, the former person was too cowardly, but now he is very popular, as long as there is The place that makes him uncomfortable can blow up, and it's interesting to watch.

Seeing that the farce was over, he was about to go over to chat with that person, but the door behind him suddenly opened, and he couldn't help stepping aside, and the people next to him turned their heads one after another, only to see a person coming in, and that person's eyes lit up: "May I ask Zheng Xiaoyuan?" here?"

Ye Shuichuan pointed over there, feeling that this person looked familiar, and asked hesitantly, "Did we meet somewhere?"

The man ignored him at all, took out a small notebook from his pocket, and rushed over there: "I'm here, I'm here, I'm here..." As he spoke, he suddenly saw the situation in the corner, and suddenly choked up.

Qi Le wiped her face and turned her head unhappily: "...Huh?"

The man stepped back, looked left and right, and found a clean little corner to hide in: "You...do you have, do you want to talk today?"

"...Damn it!" Qi Le said, "Damn doctor, why are you here?!"

The doctor observed his expression and continued to shrink back: "You said that you would tell me everything you know. I have been looking for you for several days, but I didn't expect you to be gay, and you are quite famous. I overheard someone talking about you today. , that’s why I found it... By the way, do you have the desire to talk about it?”

Qi Le pointed to her face: "What do you think?"

"..." The doctor said, "Take it easy first, or just listen to the music, maybe you will have the desire to talk."

Qi Le narrowed her eyes and was about to speak when the door opened again.

"Zheng Xiaoyuan, Zheng Xiaoyuan..." The man looked around and rushed over, "Finally found you again! Help!" He stopped suddenly as he spoke, and stepped back, "Help me, help me!" I!"

"Fuck!" Qi Le said, "What kind of unlucky day is today, why are you here with two hundred and five?!"

"You are only two hundred and five, and your whole family is two hundred and five!" Yi Hang's face turned pale, and he paused, "What do you mean, who else is here?"

Qi Le stretched out her hand, and Yi Hang looked over: "Damn it, why is it you?!"

The doctor pulled him to his side, very enthusiastic: "I've been looking for you for several days, but your neighborhood is too high-end, I can't get in, can we have a chat?"

Yi Hang looked at him and asked tentatively: "Do you have any medicine that can make people stop lifting?"

"I'm interested in non-exercise..." The doctor scribbled on the small notebook, then thought about it seriously, and then shook his head, "I really don't have that."

"...Then I have nothing to talk to you about." Yi Hang said, going to find Zheng Xiaoyuan.

"Wait," the doctor hastily grabbed him and began to touch his pocket, "Is this okay? It is said that this talisman has the effect of fulfilling people's wishes. I will give it to you, and you can talk to me."

"..." Yi Hang asked hesitantly, "Where did you get this thing...?"

"I bought it from your patient friend. The three of you live in a high-end residential area, and the other two have filled in the school with their addresses. Although there is a mobile phone number on it, I don't think it will work if I call you, so I just I can come to look for it, but Zheng Xiaoyuan is not at school, so I can only find another one," the doctor explained, "I found that he is suddenly interested in metaphysics, so I chatted with him about it, and spent 20 yuan to buy a Dao talisman and come back to study it , and then every time I go, I can buy charms with different functions," he paused, "When I buy the fifth one, I think I might have been fooled..."

Yi Hang: "..."

Qi Le: "..."

Qi Le continued to wipe her face, looked at these two, then at the little Lings behind her, then at the people at the door, and sighed: "Nimma, I really want to invite you to sleep in Shenai Hospital for one night!"

The doctor heard it clearly, and rushed over immediately, his eyes lit up: "Do you have any special meaning when you say that?"

"Get lost," Qi Le waved him aside, looked at Yi Hang, "I'll deal with you first, why are you here again?"

Yi Hang burst into tears: "Help me, that bastard is going to explode my ass!"

Before Qi Le could speak, Ye Shuichuan and Shen Shu asked in surprise at the same time: "Why hasn't he exploded yet?!"

Yi Hang: "..."

Qi Le rubbed his forehead, preparing to solve the problem patiently, but this time he still didn't speak because the door opened again.

Gu Bai was bored at home, so he just came to the bar to sit, maybe he could meet him by chance, but he just drove here and saw Yi Hang running in, so he hurried to follow, but he didn't expect Xiao Le He was so embarrassed, his eyes sank, and he paused every word: "What's going on?"