Violence and Pro Guide

In the past two years, the family of Suote Dadi has been full of happy events. First, the eldest son Panser got married, and then his daughter-in-law Qiao Dongliang gave birth to a son. Recently, the second son Biqi finally found his destined partner. He is ready to bid farewell to being single and enter the palace of marriage. up.Although the Bai family has always been low-key and frugal in private affairs, marriage matters cannot be sloppy, especially Beachy's partner is the eldest son of a famous family in the galaxy, so this time the wedding is unprecedentedly grand. The guests gathered and the house was full of high friends.

As a member of the worship family, Baker King Qiao Dongliang was also invited to bring his family to his second uncle's wedding. In addition to Lemon Superman Qiao Maimai, he also brought his freshly baked youngest son, Qiao Qiuqiu.

More than a year ago, Qiao Dongliang came back to earth to visit relatives on a whim. Because of some accidents, the Baker royal family was very dissatisfied with him. Some elders even wanted to impeach him. He survived until the imperial doctor confirmed that he was pregnant again.A few months ago, Baker's little prince Ruiqiu Bai was born successfully. Because he was conceived on the earth, Qiao Dongliang gave him the nickname "Qiuqiu".

In Sarena's mansion, before the air floatation car came to a complete stop, Qiao Maimai couldn't wait to jump out of the car door, and gave Fa Xiao who was waiting at the door a fiery hug: "Chicken Baoduo!"

"Ji Baomai!" Doken warmly hugged back.Since the Gray Star incident, he has been ordered to stay in the δ galaxy, and he can only communicate with Qiao Maimai through remote communication. Today, seeing a real person, I really have mixed feelings.

"There are many chickens, chickens, how many chickens are you?" Qiao Qiuqiu, who was sleeping on his brother's head, was woken up, yawned, and asked inarticulately.

"Hey, I want to call you Uncle Doken!" Qiao Maimai lifted his younger brother off his head, "Is that what you call Chicken Treasure?"

"Hey~ I, I learned from you, Dad." Qiao Qiuqiu said confidently with gray eyes, "Aren't we upright and down?"

"Idiot, I'm brother! It's been four months and you still can't figure out the difference between brother and father?" Qiao Maimai's head smoked, "Also, when you quote idioms, you should first clarify the positive and negative meanings before you talk about it." ?"

"Okay, he's still young, so don't scare him like this." As the youngest elder in the family, Doken has long been used to the chaotic relationship between uncle and nephew, so he took Qiao Qiuqiu and put it on his head, saying, "Say, He really looks like you when you were a child, it looks like he was carved out of the same mold." Qiao Qiuqiu's animal appearance is almost exactly the same as that of Qiao Maimai back then, with gray eyes and pure white scales, he looks extremely energetic.

"Who wants to be like him, mentally handicapped child!" Qiao Maimai rolled his eyes.When his father was pregnant, he heard that he was about to become an older brother, and he was really happy for a while. He even agreed without hesitation when his father asked him to take care of his younger brother. As a result, his younger brother almost caused a nervous breakdown in the past six months!

What about the little cute chicken?Father, what kind of trouble are you going to give birth to a Terminator + Tucao King + ethical logic disorder!

"Okay, don't stand here and talk, go and see grandpa first." Jack stopped the two sons' infighting at the right time and rubbed the head of the younger brother Dorken, "By the way, I heard that you have been talking to the second brother for several years. You are studying at the Space Research Institute, so you must have met your second sister-in-law?"

The process by which Prince Beach found his destined mate is legendary.As a technical geek, he rarely participates in long-distance travel and extraterrestrial travel. Everyone thinks that his destined partner will be more difficult to find. He also thinks so, so he has been spending most of his energy on the space research institute he created. .Two years ago, a cutting-edge research project he was working on encountered a bottleneck. His assistant recommended a treatise by a famous philosopher in the galaxy and helped him find a solution to the problem. He was sympathetic to each other, and spent a lot of money to lure him from a famous university, which almost caused a bloodbath in the academic world.

Fortunately, his enthusiasm and dedication to science moved the other party. The philosopher paid a sky-high transfer fee for this and agreed to work in his research institute.Then, at the reception banquet, Beachy's fate stones were revealed.

It was a match made in heaven, both of them were dead houses, both were geniuses with broken IQs, and even their research directions were perfectly complementary. Emperor Suot, Long Yan Dayue, went to the other party's home to propose marriage in person, and soon finalized the wedding date.

"We see each other often. The second sister-in-law recently participated in a scientific research project of the second brother, and I just happened to help them." Doken said, "He is a very good person, very smart, and he is the only one I have met in so many years who can talk to me. The second brother played eight-dimensional chess, although he has never won."

"It's unbelievable." Jack lamented, he didn't even know the rules above six dimensions.

A group of people walked towards the gate in a mighty manner, and just as they climbed the steps, a large group of guards suddenly rushed out, and the leading captain saw Jack and Qiao Dongliang, and hurriedly saluted, saying: "Welcome you and His Majesty back, Your Highness! I'm sorry that I can't attend your welcome ceremony, we will go out soon after receiving the mission." "What happened?" Jack asked in surprise.The captain's expression was serious: "It's about the wedding of His Royal Highness, the groom is missing, we have to find him immediately."

"What? The groom is missing?" Jack was taken aback. "Has he been hijacked? Where? When did it happen?"

The captain looked a little embarrassed: "No, it's not hijacking. He just lost it when he went to try on the dress. He is on the planet Sagena. He should be able to find it before the wedding."

"Lost again?" Doken was obviously used to such incidents, "Isn't anyone following him when he went to try on the dress? Where's the second brother?"

"The Second Highness was going to go with him, but was delayed by something, so he brought a best man from his natal family." The captain said with a bitter face, "The Second Highness is in a hurry now, and has already flown out to look for it. "

"It's just a dress fitting, it should be near the tailor shop." Doken looked behind him suspiciously, "Are so many of you going to look for it? Don't be so nervous, right? He's just an idiot, not an idiot."

"It's not that simple." The captain wiped his sweat and said, "We just found out that the best man who went with him is his younger brother, who has the same severe road dementia as him, and it is said that if their brother joins If they are together, their road-crazy degree will increase exponentially, so their parents never let the two of them go out together unaccompanied since childhood."

Jack and the others were amazed, and the captain said goodbye in a hurry: "We have to set off quickly, and if it's too late, they will go to the outer galaxy. Their mother was very anxious, saying that the two brothers got lost together a few years ago, and they found a It took many months to find it, and now the wedding is only a few days away, time is tight."

"I'll go with you!" Doken obviously realized the seriousness of the matter, and immediately handed Qiao Qiuqiu to Qiao Maimai, and said to Jack, "Brother, Maimai, you go first to see Dad and King Father. Go out and find the second sister-in-law."

"I'll go with you. Before I came here, I studied the map of the planet Sagena, and I know the terrain here very well." Qiao Maimai transferred his brother to Jack without saying a word, "Dad, look at brother Ang!"

Infected by the tense emotions of the crowd, Jack also became worried, and put his younger son on top of his brother: "My brother will watch for himself, Doken, I will go with you."

"Hey, you are too much, Dad! Isn't he your son?" Qiao Maimai called angrily.However, Jack and Dorken have already transformed and flew away.He stomped his feet, and had no choice but to fight against his younger brother and turned into a bat rainbow dragon and flew up.

"Ah~ it's turning gray~" Qiao Qiuqiu yelled happily, grabbing his brother's hair and shouting proudly, "Dad, drive!"

Qiao Dongliang watched her husband and son fly away, and sighed: "I am so happy to see a family that is more lively than ours..."

Captain of the Guard: Your Majesty, are you just taking pleasure in other people's misfortune? =_= The planet Sagena is very vast, and it is obviously impossible to conduct a blanket search within a week. Therefore, the captain of the guard built a search model centered on the tailor shop, and asked everyone to find people separately according to the plan.Although Qiao Maimai has repeatedly stated that he is familiar with the terrain of Sagena, the captain of the guard still dare not let him act alone, and put him and Doken in a group. As for Qiao Qiuqiu, who has been squatting on his head, naturally Become a member of the search and rescue team.

The area where the white chicken trio came was a forest 130 kilometers away from the tailor shop. It was the snow season in Sagena, and the forest was covered with purple snow, which was very beautiful.

"By the way, isn't Second Uncle's groom a genius? Why did he get lost when he went to a tailor's shop?" After searching for a whole day, Qiao Maimai was a little discouraged, sitting on a thick branch and dangling. Still steaming in unlined clothes.Qiao Qiuqiu was already tired and fell asleep, snoring loudly on his head.

"Geniuses are like this." Doken stood on the top of a tall tree and looked around, frowning and said, "This is terrible, Lu Chi is the second party, I don't know when we will find someone, the second brother must be in a hurry broken."

"Don't worry, there are so many people who can always be found." Qiao Maimai is an optimist by nature, and he doesn't worry about anything. He glanced at Doken's neck, "Hey, have you started looking for a destined partner?"

Doken wears a fate stone necklace around his neck, "Yeah, my father gave me the fate stone after my 20th birthday. What about you?"

"Me too." Qiao Maimai pulled it out from the collar of his shirt to show him, "But I don't want to have a boyfriend at all, what the hell, my mother-in-law is so annoying!"

"You are annoying yourself, are you still afraid that others will annoy you?" Doken rolled his eyes at him, "We have to continue, and try to search this forest before dark."

"The belly paper hurts!" Qiao Qiuqiu woke up at some point, and said with a mournful face, "Dad... brother, I want to take a shit."

Finally he got it right, Qiao Maimai lifted him off his head and looked for the toilet everywhere, but unfortunately he didn't find it for a long time.

"I, I can't hold it anymore!" The little baby said that the wind is the rain, rolling around with his belly in his arms.Doken was afraid that he would suffocate the child, so he said, "Forget it, don't look for it, anyway, it's a jungle, you can just pull it under any tree, just treat it as fertilization."

Qiao Maimai had no choice but to build a snow nest under a big tree and put his brother in it: "Pull it."

Qiao Qiuqiu squatted in the snow nest for a while, looked at his brother with big eyes, then at his uncle, and suddenly said, "I'm hungry!"

"Do you want to pull or eat?" Qiao Maimai said angrily, "These are two completely different things, you need to figure it out!"

"One thing." Qiao Qiuqiu propped his head on his small wings, crossed his legs and said, "I'm empty and hungry, I want to eat grandma."

Pulling while eating is such a magical skill that people can't look directly at it!Qiao Maimai had no choice, and said to Doken: "You help me watch him for a while, I'll go to a convenience store far away to buy milk for him. Remember to wipe his butt after he finishes pulling."

Doken is the youngest in the family, and has no experience in taking care of babies at all. He hurriedly said, "No, no, let me buy milk. You can wipe his ass, I can't get children."

The three of them discussed it, and Doken flew away. Qiao Maimai thought his brother's shit was too smelly, so he stood under a big tree five meters away and paced back and forth. After walking around twice, he looked back and found that this guy was actually pushing shit. Playing with the ball, I have already pushed an egg-sized snowball.Qiao Maimai smoked from his seven orifices, picked up his younger brother, grabbed two handfuls of clean snow and wiped his wings: "I told you not to play poop, you are a prince, can you be a bit more moral?"

"My dung ball!" Qiao Qiuqiu struggled to push the dung ball, but Qiao Maimai bounced his butt twice, and immediately burst into tears, "Hey, yip, yip, dad! You are so hungry! , I want Ma Ma, I want Chicken Baoduo, and I want Grandma."

Come on, he became a father again, Qiao Maimai rolled his eyes, but what's the matter with "Ma Maji Baoduo", is the logic confusing or something so excessive?

"Don't bully children!" A righteous voice suddenly came from behind the tree, and then a thin, fair-skinned boy appeared. The boy looked warily at Qiao Qiuqiu and then at Qiao Maimai, "Are you Who? Why did you bring such a small chick to this lonely woods?"

Why... there is a feeling of over-electricity?The moment he saw the boy, Qiao Maimai's body went numb, and an unprecedented shock went from the center of the brain to the nerve endings. He almost sat on the ground, and took two steps back with his brother, staring and speechless.

The boy was wearing a thick black wool overcoat and a light brown plaid scarf, covering half of his face, only revealing a pair of big amber eyes.Seeing that Qiao Maimai didn't reply or explain, he backed away with fear on his face, and became even more puzzled. Although there was a look of fear in his eyes, he still boldly said: "Put, put down that chicken! Otherwise, I will call the police!"

Call the police?why?Qiao Maimai was puzzled.

"I'm serious, I'm not trying to scare you." Seeing that Qiao Maimai didn't cooperate, the boy was a little at a loss. He looked around, picked up a basketball-sized stone with all his strength, and lifted it up tremblingly, "Let, let that one go." Chicken, I'm going to beat you!"

After the shock, Qiao Maimai finally understood what he was talking about. Looking at his trembling thin arms, he was afraid that he would not be able to hold the stone firmly and smash himself, so he kicked the stone away like lightning, and said, "Little friend, take the stone!" If you don’t move, don’t play with such a dangerous thing.”

He has received Jack's professional training for a long time, and his skills are extremely strong and flexible. The boy flew out of his hand without realizing it at all. He poked his head out from behind a big tree tremblingly: "You, don't be complacent, I, my brother is nearby, you put down the chicken cubs in your hand, or he will beat you to death when he comes, he is very powerful, I, I didn't scare you!" After stammering, seeing Qiao Maimai's strong muscles faintly revealed in his thin shirt, he swallowed in fear.

Was it considered a human trafficker?Qiao Maimai couldn't laugh or cry: "Don't be afraid, I'm not a human trafficker, and this guy is not a child I stole, he's my own brother." He poked Qiao Qiuqiu, "Speak up!"

"What are you talking about?" Qiao Qiuqiu was held by his brother by the feathers on the back of his neck, dangling around like an immobile plush toy, and said sharply, "Dad, I'm hungry, why don't you have more chickens?" return?"

The boy asked suspiciously: "You said he was your younger brother, why did he call you father?"

"He can't think well, and he always yells at people." Qiao Maimai rolled his eyes in anger at his younger brother, but for some reason, he had a crush on this skinny young man. Seeing him looking at Qiao Qiuqiu curiously, He rubbed his younger brother on the snow twice and handed it over: "Do you want to touch it? It's fun."

The boy's eyes lit up, but he didn't dare to think about it. After struggling for a long time, he approached them dubiously, stretched out a finger and touched the hair on the top of Qiao Qiuqiu's head, his big eyes immediately curved into a beautiful arc, and said: "Okay Cute! Is this your kid?"

Qiao Maimai's black line: "Everyone says he is my younger brother! I don't have a puppy love."

The young man was startled by his tone, and immediately withdrew his hands, but his eyes revealed the look of "you are amazing to have a child at such a young age, but don't worry, I don't discriminate against you".

"I'm a baby, not a doll!" Qiao Qiuqiu immediately protested loudly after being touched by a stranger, and said to Qiao Maimai, "And he's not as good-looking as a chicken treasure at all. Daddy, what are your morals?"

"I told you to call me brother! Besides, Jibao is not Mama but uncle!" Qiao Maimai wanted to sew his brother's mouth shut, and said angrily, "My integrity is very safe, you take care of your own integrity That's it!"

"You, don't quarrel." The boy sweated from their quarrel, loosened his scarf, revealing his pointed chin and pale lips.When Qiao Maimai saw his face clearly, his chest immediately seemed to have been hit by a sledgehammer, his legs were a little weak, and he didn't care about arguing with his brother anymore, and leaned on the tree trunk, his face blushed strangely.

Seeing that they stopped arguing once he said it, the boy felt embarrassed, scratched his head, and said to Qiao Maimai, "It's so cold here, the child will freeze to death, you'd better take him to a warm place first. "

"It's not cold at all, it's so cool!" Qiao Qiuqiu inherited his brother's fine tradition, and it's no problem to run naked in winter.Naturally, Qiao Maimai wasn't worried about his younger brother being frozen, but he noticed that his face was pale and the tip of his nose was red from the cold, so he went to unbutton his shirt without thinking, "You must have been frozen, right? I'll put on my clothes for you." Alright." Ah ha ha ha, I can finally run naked naked!

"No, no need." The boy shook his head quickly, he really couldn't think of how warm an extra shirt would be.

Qiao Maimai also obviously realized this, stopped unbuttoning the button, looked the boy up and down, and asked: "You are frozen like this, why are you still wandering here? You just said that your brother is coming soon, others Woolen cloth?"

The young man's pale face was flushed shyly, and he grabbed the scarf awkwardly: "I, I lied to you, my brother and I got separated, we are all foreigners, and we are not familiar with Sare at all. .”

"It doesn't matter, I know the way, and I will take you to the nearest police station." Qiao Maimai felt a strong heroic pride in saving the beauty, "My friend went to buy milk for Qiuqiu—that is, my brother. We'll take you when we get back."

"Did he say that the chicken is so numb?" The young man gently touched Qiao Qiuqiu's back with his index finger, and said enviously and secretly, "You two have such a good relationship, and the division of labor for raising children at such a young age is very clear."

Qiao Maimai vaguely felt that some important question had been misunderstood, but before he could explain it, he heard the sound of flapping wings above his head.The pure white bat rainbow landed on a high branch, and then jumped down in human form. Doken handed the warm milk bottle to Qiao Maimai: "It's still hot, give it to him quickly."

"Thank you, Baoji, for being so numb, okay~" Qiao Qiuqiu hugged the bottle and started drinking.Doken automatically filtered out stupid names like Mama, and turned to look at the boy beside Qiao Maimai: "Who is he?"

"He said he was separated from his elder brother and got lost in the woods." Qiao Maimai said, and asked the boy again, "By the way, I don't know your name yet?"

"My name is Huang, and I come from another big planet." The young man has taken a good impression of Qiao Maimai since he found out that he is not a bad person. He always blushes when he looks at him, "I will accompany my brother to get something in the morning. In the end, I got lost. Later, my brother went to the convenience store to borrow a phone, but he never came out. I guess he might have gone in the wrong direction and went to the wrong door. I was looking for him, but I somehow got into this forest and never got out. .”

Qiao Maimai felt that this part of the story was very familiar, but his mind was beating like fireworks, and he couldn't concentrate on thinking at all.

Doken also discovered the problem, and asked puzzledly, "Why do you look so familiar? Brother, lost, Huang..." Suddenly his eyes lit up, "Ah! Are you the second sister-in-law's younger brother? Accompany him to try it out this morning. Best man in dress?"

"Huh?" Juan looked at Doken in surprise, "You are..."

"Hi, my name is Doken Bai, and I'm Beach's younger brother." Doken immediately bowed to him and introduced himself, "I heard that you and your second sister-in-law got lost. I came out with the captain of the guard to look for you. , It’s really great, I finally found you... You said that you and your brother were separated, did you get separated near here?"

"Yes." Juan was very happy to find the person who came to visit his family, but when he looked at Qiao Maimai, the little white chicken on his head, and Dorken, he became entangled again—I heard that the bat rainbow dragon He is going to marry his destined partner. His Royal Highness the little prince has had children with other people at such a young age. What will he do in the future?Should I keep it a secret for them, or tell the parents earlier?

It's really painful to break through the royal secrets...

The three parties were completely unaware of his entanglement, and were all excited to find half of the search targets.Doken said: "It doesn't matter, other people will definitely find your brother soon, as long as you are not together, he should not be far away." Realizing that he had said something wrong, he quickly apologized, "I'm sorry I didn't mean that .”

"I understand." Juan said with understanding, "When I'm with my brother, the road dementia will be a little outrageous."

"Yeah! Stuffy!" Qiao Qiuqiu screamed suddenly, and sprayed his brother's milk. While waving the bottle, he jumped onto Qiao Maimai's shoulder, hooking the fate stone necklace with his slender claws, "Daddy's stuffed stuffed La!"

Doken's eyes widened in surprise, and Qiao Maimai was also stunned. He grabbed his necklace and looked at it for a long time. Huang's fair face flushed instantly.

Fuck, this is love, and now it's okay not to fall in love early!

This trip was really rewarding. Not only did he find the best man, but he also found Qiao Maimai's destined partner.And under Doken's explanation, Juan figured out that the three of them are not the "forbidden family" he imagined, and that Qiao Maimai and Qiao Qiuqiu are really brothers.So the big rock in his heart was finally removed, and he felt that Qiao Maimai was honest, stable and caring (Da Wu), and he was a good object for his first love.

A few minutes later, Doken received a message from the captain, and the groom officer was also found by the small river not far away. The four of them were completely relieved, and walked together to the nearest traffic station.

Doken walked behind the hot young couple with Qiao Qiuqiu on his shoulders, feeling really mixed in his heart—isn't this kid too lucky?I found my wife in my early twenties, and my fifth and sixth brothers are all single in their 100s.And if he married the younger brother of the second brother's wife, wouldn't he be the same generation as the second brother?If they become brothers-in-law, what will we all call each other in the future?

The chaotic family tree made Doken feel very headache, but looking at the intimate backs of Qiao Maimai and Huang walking side by side not far in front of him, he felt a little lost, as if he gave away the little suckling pig he had raised for 20 years Like.

"Mama~" Qiao Qiuqiu, who has milk and is a mother, has been very affectionate to his uncle since he was full. Feeling his entanglement and loss, his little paws tightly grabbed his hair and said flatteringly: "Don't worry, brother has a boyfriend, you still have me, let's be good friends!"

"You should still call me Uncle Doken." Doken deeply felt that the little brother's family's tutoring was really problematic. Otherwise, why would one or two of the princes born be so off-line?

Qiao Qiuqiu was a little unhappy after being rejected, so he slumped in his hair and muttered: "Hey, I was rejected, no, there must be a generation gap between us..."