Violence and Pro Guide

For more than 20 years, Jack has had considerable experience in how to serve His Majesty the King. He knows that dealing with Qiao Dongliang's violence must be fast, ruthless, and accurate enough, so he began to attack the city before he could completely thump. I ignited the fire on the sensitive areas of his waist, abdomen and thighs, while biting his flaming red lips and kissing fiercely, the foreplay was lubricated and expanded in one go, but within a minute, his wife was already flushed and breathing heavily.

Qiao Dongliang managed to overcome his lust with reason. Just as he pulled his lips away, he suddenly felt a coolness between his buttocks, and a slippery little thing got into his body. Non-stop, sliding to the depths while shaking.

"Woo~" Qiao Dongliang shook violently, his body went limp instantly, and tremblingly, he stretched his hand into the cheongsam to pull the Tiaodan wire.Jack grabbed his wrist, put his fingertips into his mouth and bit them loosely, and said, "What do you want?" "Quick, take it out!" Qiao Dongliang gritted his teeth, "I can't take it anymore." I'll get it for you." Jack bit his fingertips and said vaguely, but the next second he straightened up and thrust his huge artifact into his body with a bang, "I'll go in and take it out for you ""Ah!" Qiao Dongliang couldn't help crying out in pain, his legs softened and he fell into his arms, tears almost came out, he gasped and said, "It hurts... you beast!" Jack was clamped tightly by him , the front end was still touching the vibrating egg in his body, wishing to have a good fuck right away, but after all, he was afraid of hurting him, so he had to try his best to distract himself. Pulling off the pipa lapel on his chest, licking and kissing his sweaty chest.

Qiao Dongliang's inner thigh muscles trembled slightly, but his body slowly relaxed. Jack saw the opportunity and moved slowly, gently backing out and pushing in hard, gradually sending each other to the peak of love.

In the middle of the night, there was a breeze from time to time, blowing through Qiao Dongliang's sweaty cheongsam, reminding him where he was now.Although there was no one in the small street, this feeling of cheating on the ground still made him extremely nervous.He passively hugged Jack's neck tightly, bumping up and down like riding a horse, every time he felt that he was about to be pierced, and even his heart would jump out of his mouth.

The environment was too special, so the duration of this field battle was not very long, but the moment it was released, both of them felt a sense of exhaustion, especially Qiao Dongliang, who almost collapsed on Jack's body, and hardly even slipped out of his body. Feel.

After resting together for a while, the two slowly regained their strength. Jack kissed his hot and swollen lips, tore off his torn underwear, wiped his body roughly, and asked with a smile, "Do you still eat doll head ice cream?" Qiao Dongliang doubled his eyes. His eyes were loose, his cheeks were full of pink lust, and he gasped, "Eat!" Jack chuckled, bought a doll's head in his arms, returned to the bench, peeled it off and fed it to him. He gently licked off the milk for him, squinted his eyes and said: "What should I do, I still want it." Qiao Dongliang managed to smooth his breath, and was almost choked by him, and pinched Little Jack bitterly: "Cut it!" I’m killing you, stallion!” “What are you doing?” There was a sudden shout, Qiao Dongliang was startled, he turned his head and saw a patrol car driving over at some point, and a policeman shined on them with headlights , and one shouted with a serious face: "What are you doing here so late? I don't know that this area is a cultural protection area. Is there a curfew?"

It turned out that there was a curfew, no wonder there was no one there, Jack covered the glaring light and said, "I... my girlfriend sprained her ankle, we will leave after a short rest."

Qiao Dongliang was embarrassed, wanted to refute but felt that it was better not to overdo it, so he leaned in Jack's arms shyly, fearing that he would find out that he was a man, and pulled his big wavy hair forward twice without any trace, covering the small half of his face.

The patrolman looked at them suspiciously, and said with a serious face: "Take a break and call the car home, or you will be issued a ticket!"

Jack nodded with a smile: "Right away, right away!"

The patrolman mumbled and started the patrol car, and whispered while driving: "Girls are getting taller and taller these days, are they more than two meters long? Why are they so long..."

"Gao is useless, he doesn't have a long-term mind, he was kidnapped by his boyfriend to fight in the wild, Nima can't even bear to open a hotel, how can he find such a poor guy!"

"What a silly bitch."

"No."

Qiao Dongliang suppressed a smile, and waited for them to walk away before saying, "Poor!"

"Silly bitch!" Jack fished out a handful of crumpled banknotes from his underwear: "Look, my husband still has enough money to take you to a hotel." After eating the last bite of ice cream, he asked, "Go home?"

Qiao Dongliang supported his hand to stand up, turned his head, and the billboard beside him reflected his figure—voluptuous curly hair, curly false eyelashes, crumpled silk cheongsam, and the open neckline covered with red One nipple was swollen like a cherry, and it could be used as a warning light when it was powered on. He said helplessly, "How about counting the money, will it really be enough to open a hotel? If I go back like this, my dad will definitely live." Hacked me."

Jack really counted the money, and said regretfully, "This area is a cultural protection area, and there is a carnival again. I'm afraid I can't afford to live here. I have to find a remote place." With an idea, he vaguely remembered that their carnival tickets were VIP tickets. Taking out the platinum card from his shirt pocket, he took a closer look and said happily, "But it doesn't matter, this ticket can bring you a standard suite at the Westin Hotel for one night!"

Qiao Dongliang yelled "Thank God!" He jumped up and lay down on Jack's back, and said, "Quick! Go to the Westin Hotel! Drive!"

The small street is only ten minutes away from the Westin Hotel. Jack is tall and has long legs, so he walked to the door very quickly.In order not to attract onlookers, Qiao Dongliang couldn't let him carry it on his back anymore, so he stepped on Hetian Gao and walked in, and sat down on the sofa calmly under the watchful eyes of the doorman Sparta.

The hotel requires real-name registration, so Jack had no choice but to report his ID number in Huilongguan. Secretly looking at the bare-legged Jack, it's like looking at a human trafficker.

Jack was annoyed by her, and said coldly: "Have you never seen a transvestite? He is my legal partner. We have a license, okay?"

Qiao Dongliang was unable to support his forehead.The little girl blushed from his choking, and apologized again and again: "I'm sorry, sorry, your room card, I wish you a pleasant stay."

Jack ignored the O-shaped mouth of the lady at the front desk, picked up his wife with the room card in his mouth, and carried the princess directly to the elevator.Qiao Dongliang was taken aback, quickly covered the back curtain of the cheongsam, and reprimanded in a low voice: "I don't have underwear, damn it's a cheongsam!"

Fortunately, there were no guests in the middle of the night, and they were the only two of them all the way. After finally entering the guest room, Qiao Dongliang threw off Hen Tiangao with one kick, and fell on the big KINGSIZE bed, groaning, "I'm exhausted!"

"Go take a shower." Jack took off his shirt and underwear, and hugged him, "Hey, don't think it's over just now, I just stuffed a gap between my teeth."

Qiao Dongliang smelled of powder all over his body, and Jack's dried-up descendants were still stained between his legs. He wished he could jump into the bath to wash himself off immediately, but he was still thinking about how to get home tomorrow morning, so he blocked his hand and said, "I won't accompany you. Be self-sufficient and eat a big meal. But you still need to wash in the shower, you go to fill up the water first, I will order some clothes online and have them delivered, and they won’t be able to be delivered tomorrow morning, so we can’t go back like this.”

Jack thought about it, the daytime is not like the night, there are people everywhere, even if he turned his wife back, he couldn't explain to his mother-in-law, so he went into the bathroom alone and said, "Hurry up."

Qiao Dongliang turned on the shared brain in the guest room and began to choose clothes for him and Jack. Just as he clicked to confirm the payment, the doorbell rang suddenly.Jack was still in the bathroom, so Qiao Dongliang had no choice but to open the door by himself, thinking it should be room service?Jack ordered supper just now?

When he opened the door in a daze, he heard a rattling noise. Qiao Dongliang was petrified by various flashing lights for three seconds, his pupils shrank suddenly, and he took a deep breath and closed the door with a snap.Jack heard someone knocking on the door in the bathroom, pretending that Qiao Dongliang's feet hurt and didn't open it, he came out wearing a towel, saw him standing blankly at the door, asked casually, "Who is it?" and opened the door.

There was another rattling sound, Jack also petrified for three seconds, and then he slammed the door with a black face.

"What's going on?" Jack was terrified, "Why are there so many reporters?! Where did they come from?"

Qiao Dongliang was stunned. Although he is the king of a country, his privacy is very protected in the Baker Kingdom. Even if it is a major political event or a traditional celebration, as long as he disagrees, reporters will never expose his news.

For the first time in more than 40 years, Qiao Dongliang sighed: "The earth is terrible!"

Jack came back to his senses, and immediately called the front desk to ask them what was going on. After half an hour of investigation, the front desk told him that it was all a misunderstanding. A popular artist was staying at the Westin Hotel tonight. In order to avoid unnecessary trouble, his assistant omitted a floor number when disclosing the room number to the outside world, which happened to be the room they stayed in just now.

"I'm very sorry for the trouble you have caused." The lobby manager came to apologize to them in person, "But this is something we can't do anything about. You know, entertainment journals are really pervasive these days, and we don't know when they got in. Or check in directly as an ordinary guest, in this case we have no way to refuse."

Qiao Dongliang wanted to cry, but Jack was not interested in his apology at all. He opened his brain and searched for the artist's name, clicked on a news item with a dark face, and said to Qiao Dongliang, "Look."

This is a freshly released entertainment news. Although it has only been posted for 10 minutes, the number of reposts shown below has exceeded one million times. The headline of the news is "The popular artist XXX stayed at the Westin Hotel overnight, lonely and unbearably playing cross-dressing 3P temptation".Although the names of Qiao Dongliang and Jack were not mentioned throughout the article, none of them were left behind in the accompanying picture——Qiao Dongliang, with big wavy hair, dressed in a purple cheongsam, stood at the door of the suite with an expression on his face struck by lightning, Standing behind him was a tall and strong Jack, with only a light blue bath towel around his waist.

That scene, no matter how you look at it, is obscene.

Qiao Dongliang only took one look, and the egg shattered.The lobby manager was sweating coldly, and he wanted to kowtow to both of them: "I'm sorry, sorry, this incident was caused by our negligence due to poor management. We have just contacted the person in charge of this website and asked them to remove the news as soon as possible and release it for you. A clarification revelation, I think I will see it in a while."

clarify?Jack's eyes immediately changed: "What? You have already contacted this website? How are they going to clarify? You leaked my ID information to them?"

The manager in the lobby didn't understand why the mention of "clarification" was scarier than his previous expression, and hesitantly said: "I'm sorry for revealing some of your information, but please believe that we are measured, and their enlightenment will only mention yours later. surname and place of origin, etc., and will not involve personal privacy."

Jack was completely speechless, his face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and he opened the door without saying a word: "You immediately say hello to that website, I don't need any clarification, just ask them to remove the news, I don't want to Hold them accountable for anything, now, right now!"

The monk Zhang Er, the manager of the lobby, was puzzled. Qiao Dongliang clicked to refresh the page, and his face was filled with excitement: "It's late, the revelation has already been posted." He waved his hand helplessly at the manager and said, "Okay, you go Well, you don't need to worry about this matter." The identity is exposed, and the incident is serious, and it is beyond the lobby manager's ability to solve it.

There are many talented people in the sky and the earth, and the popular entertainer is the topic king in the entertainment industry. Within half an hour after the revelation was sent out, Jack's identity was revealed by human flesh—the golden right foot of a famous football team in Huilongguan, 20 years ago Well-known otaku blogger Jack'b, the four princes of No.30 of the δ galaxy, the first mate of the Baker Kingdom of the Gamma Galaxy Federation—Jack Bye!

The speed of information transmission in these years is too fast. Even if Jack and Qiao Dongliang immediately revealed their identities at the time of the incident and asked the Celestial Dynasty to initiate harmony, it would be too late. It is estimated that they have not completed the administrative procedures, and the whole galaxy has already spread over there.

But even so, things still need to be remedied. Your first mate, who originally planned to love his wife well on the night of the Dragon Boat Festival, had to fly back to the "Giant Sun" staying at the near-earth space port (forgive Qiao Dongliang) In the Royal Battleship, in the name of King Baker, he sent an official letter to the rulers of the Celestial Dynasty, stating that he will arrive in his hometown of Xi’an for a private visit in the near future, hoping to get a better understanding of personal privacy and safety. better protection.

Although the government's work efficiency has improved a lot over the years, it is still far behind the speed of gossip. Jack is still communicating with relevant departments, while Qiao Dongliang squatted in the suite after taking a shower and taking off his makeup. Looking at the horizon, the incident of their overnight stay at the Westin has undergone several major reversals, and the three parties were pinched by fans from all walks of life and all came out.

[Did you hear that?That handsome guy in the towel in the photo is a fucking alien prince! 】【wipe! XXX got involved with aliens?Can his chrysanthemum stand it? 】

[LS idiot!That alien has nothing to do with our XXX, okay?Our XXX is not the kind of promiscuous person!The paparazzi just walked into the wrong room, what a broken website, dare to post irresponsible news like "cross-dressing 3P", my mother burned his shop! 】【Aliens have invaded the earth?Darling, Taobao first aid kits are going to be out of stock again, right?Will the United Nations still sell tickets this time?Is it still too late for me to exchange euros? 】【He is a hybrid of aliens and earthlings, so they won't invade, maybe they just came for the Dragon Boat Festival. 】【By the way, isn't he the first mate?Isn't the first mate the king's husband?Why is there a woman in his room?Little Saner? 】【It's a little boy and a man, okay? Didn't you see that guy is an airport?He has no breasts, no breasts...] His majesty the king without breasts expressed a lot of pressure. Qiao Dongliang continued to browse the world with a bitter face while eating the free breakfast provided by the hotel. Netizens continued to discuss heatedly, but the focus has been Transferred from XXX to the first mate's mistress, it must be soon revealed that the so-called mistress is the king himself, right?

This day and night is really thunderous, Qiao Dongliang has already been numb by the thunder, even if he is shaken out of pervert, transvestism or something, he won't be too surprised, morality or something, let it go with the wind.

Sure enough, I am still suitable for working all the time, so I don’t want to take a vacation next time... Qiao Dongliang silently shut down his brain, and climbed into the quilt wearing a vest and shorts. If you want to receive the official reception, you have to get enough energy early.

Not long after, in the distant Gamma Galaxy, the staff who are always watching His Majesty's whereabouts finally received a letter from the Giant Sun. In addition to describing the daily itinerary of the King and his wife when they returned home to visit their relatives, the letter also focused on the Dragon Boat Festival. The incidents of the night, the attachment lists the official letters sent by the first mate to the Chinese government, the reports and discussions of the earth network media on the emergencies, and even some meddlers took pictures with their mobile phones in a water bar The "Big Adventure" video didn't miss a beat.

"How decent! This is so decent!" The chief aide was so angry that his beard trembled, pointing to Qiao Dongliang's blurred figure on the holographic screen, "Your Majesty the King is so indiscreet, even if you go home to visit relatives, you should always Keeping your identity in mind, how can you go to such a smoky place? Wearing such revealing clothes, how decent!"

Everyone agreed, and the chief staff member said excitedly: "I want to impeach the king, he is really outrageous this time!"

"It's better to think twice before doing this." Other staff quickly persuaded him, "His Majesty the King is just visiting in disguise. It's completely accidental that so many things happened. You only need to give a warning. Your Majesty has been on the throne for more than 20 years. He has been very diligent and restrained. We should trust him."

"That's right, this matter still needs to be considered in the long run, in the long run..."

After some persuasion by a group of people, the chief aide finally dispelled the idea of ​​impeachment, and everyone packed up their things and went to get off work.Several younger staff members were still discussing the video of His Majesty the King: "Speaking of which, His Majesty the King looks so good-looking, and women's clothes are also very charming. No wonder the first mate gave up their nationality and wanted to be with him."

"Yes, yes, but the first mate is also very handsome, especially the figure, how mighty and majestic."

"Who said it wasn't, and have you noticed that someone stuffed money into his underwear when he was dancing pole dancing, it seems a bit like that hehe."

"You noticed it too, hehe, I thought I was reading it wrong."

"Hey, keep your voice down and don't let those old seniors hear you."

"I know. By the way, he is really big. He has half a penis like this. If he is completely hard, then he can't... Hehe, in short, His Majesty the king is really blessed."

"Yes, His Majesty the King is truly blessed!"