[Stars + Heirs] Professor, KMT told you to go home for dinner

Dou Minjun was paying the bill when he heard Cui Xiaoxiao's scream, and he almost shook his brains out of his hand because of the earth-shattering cry.And the waiter standing in front of him, who was packing children's products, turned pale with fright. She saw a woman's thighs covered in blood directly in front of the store, and she even held onto the door of her store. .

Dou Minjun did one of the most heroic things in his life. He lost something in his hand and used his Blink without applying. He picked up his pale wife and headed for Blink in the direction of the research institute. Called to the waiter who didn't respond: "Send the things to the research institute in this district."

The terrified waiter was still there, his hands were still trembling. U is that everyone can accept the horrible screams and bloody smell when the earthlings gave birth.Anyway, there has been no case of a woman dying of blood collapse since the Keplerians passed on their families.

Do Minjun knows very well that during childbirth, you can’t treat pregnant women with a normal attitude. He has been a surgeon himself, and he often passes by the emergency room and hears pregnant women who are brought here screaming because their water broke. Anyway, this feeling Not too good is right.

At this time, the scientists in the observation room have also been notified that the test subject is about to give birth. Although they have been married for N years, and some of the scientists even have children, their wives have not suffered from various health problems due to childbirth. The fluctuations are not stable.

So everyone started to be in a hurry, so the problem came out.

Dou Minjun teleported to the baby observation room, and found that everyone was panicked. He couldn't help but feel uneasy. This is his first child, how could he be delayed by these guys who don't have a doctor's license on the earth? What about production time?So the professor got angry.

"Bring me all the production tools, and quickly fill the earth with saline." Dou Minjun called to a certain researcher behind him who was still in a daze.

"Impossible." Cui Xiaoxiao was dying in pain. She didn't speak before because the labor pain came too fast. Just because she didn't feel it at the beginning doesn't mean she didn't feel it later.She was placed on the mechanical bed that woke up, her muscles were tense, the sweat flowed backwards, and the bangs on her forehead were wet with sweat.

It's just that after 5 minutes, she was already in pain and was about to pass out.

"Then what should I do? I only know about the process of childbirth on earth, but I am a cardiac surgeon, and I have never been in an obstetrics department." Du Minjun was dying in a hurry, his robe was crumpled by Cui Xiaoxiao, but Where would he pay attention to these, the distorted faces of his beloved little girl were all in front of him.

Comrade F was also notified by the brain that Cui Xiaoxiao was in childbirth. He rushed over from the meeting, and along the way was trained by the brain on the secretion of the earthlings and the childbirth of the fox clan by "temporarily holding Buddha's feet".

He ran to the door of the observation room and found that many people were still looking at the female pig's feet in the observation window, and he also shouted anxiously: "Go to the hospital and call the doctor? Children born on earth will die of blood, you Leave here if you have nothing to do, and there is not enough medical treatment in the observation room, go and empty the anatomy room and transfer her to the anatomy room."

One of the scientists raised his hand tremblingly and said, "I am a doctor sent by the Central Hospital to help the earthlings give birth, but I have never delivered an earthling."

"I can't take care of that much anymore. You change your clothes, put on the protective equipment and go in quickly." How busy DMJ came here alone, even he felt how strong Cui Xiaoxiao was holding DMJ's hand.

It must have hurt so much, my face turned pale. — Comrade F.

It's terrible, how can it be more terrifying than fighting. —Captain C.

"Xiaoxiao, you follow me to exhale and inhale." Du Minjun was doing a demonstration while observing her delivery place, "find a female doctor to come and clean the delivery area."

But the doctor who delivered the baby was still rushing in at the speed of light, and there were only a few women in the research team. There was no way, all the women put on clean clothes, and after jet disinfection, they went from the clean room to the observation room.What they can do is to comfort the earth female while cleaning the delivery area with the laser non-marking hair removal pen and disinfectant in their hands.

When Cui Xiaoxiao opened two fingers, the pain was not severe. She leaned against Dou Minjun's arms, panting anxiously and said, "Get me something to eat, otherwise, I won't have any strength in the future." She has now I have no strength, you bastard.

Those who are timid outside immediately pick up the brain in their hands and ask the food and beverage department to deliver a piece of digestible meat and food that can withstand hunger.The catering department was very troubled, so they could only find a large piece of meat from the freezer, and stewed a bowl of instant food that people on earth love in a saucepan.

As a result, when the catering department sent someone to the baby observation room, Cui Xiaoxiao's second labor pain had already begun.

This cliff is a sad thing, she can even smell the aroma of the pot of meat outside the compartment.

She put her hand on her stomach very upset, and said to herself in an unfriendly tone: "If you two continue to fight over who is the first to come out, don't you believe that the first thing you do when you come out is not to watch Until I smile at you, I will eat you with that bowl of broth!"

She kept her promise, who belonged to these two brats.

Hearing what she said, Dou Minjun suddenly remembered that the two children could actually hear the sounds of the outside world, and could even touch them with mental power.Knowing that she was threatening the child, she couldn't laugh or cry, so she could only help her and say, "If you're not good, I'll take it to those perverted uncles outside for an examination."

Sure enough, this look was even more threatening than Cui Xiaoxiao.

Sure enough, the two children didn't think about who would come out first. Before Cui Xiaoxiao could react, there was another burst of tearing pain. At this moment, the world was spinning, and then I heard the male doctor between her legs trembling. The voice screamed, "It's a woman!"

Du Minjun immediately ordered: "Quickly squeeze upwards from the neck and chin, and downwards from the nose to squeeze out the mucus and amniotic fluid in the child's mouth. If she is not breathing, turn upside down and spank her."

It's a pity that before Du Minjun finished speaking, he saw his daughter spit a mouthful of amniotic fluid on the scientist's face, and then began to giggle at him in a mocking way with bright eyes.

The man whose face was spat up was still shaking, this time from his hands to his whole body. "She...she..." Why is she laughing?Didn't it mean that babies born on earth are "blind"?

"Give me the baby, I'll clean it over there, and there's another one." The female scientist next to him reacted quickly, she almost snatched the baby, wrapped her in a soft towel, and put her in the baby incubator.The gas cleaning liquid in the incubator will be sprayed on the whole body of the baby. The liquid breaks down the liquid on the baby without harming the soft and fragile organs and skin of the baby.

Professor, do you need this?She is also your daughter.

Do Minjun understands how dangerous uterine atony is to fetuses and pregnant women. Uterine atony means that uterine contractions still maintain normal rhythm, symmetry, and polarity, but the intensity of uterine contractions is decreasing, resulting in a longer interval between contractions. Prolonged, shortened duration, weak strength during each contraction, slow expansion of the cervix, prolonging the delivery time, threatening the fetus, and exhausting the mother.However, the cervix does not open for a long time, which leads to a delay in the labor process. After the fetal head enters the pelvis, the bladder is compressed between the fetal head and the pubic symphysis, resulting in dysuria and urinary retention; it affects the separation of the placenta from the uterine wall, causing postpartum hemorrhage; Increased chances of intrauterine hypoxia and trauma.

That's why the professor threatened his daughter in this way. He knew very well that the two children must be angry, because it turned out to be a daughter who came out. Boys have stronger self-esteem and will soon be unhappy.

"You, if you don't come out, I'm going to die." Cui Xiaoxiao said weakly, not knowing if the boy felt his mother's arrhythmia, and he didn't dare to do it again, let alone the sister next to him. Daring to make trouble means that you have not been taken seriously.

As soon as the boy slipped out of the birth canal, the first thing he did was the same as his sister, spitting all the amniotic fluid on the face of the innocent male doctor, then rolled his eyes, and closed them quietly after seeing the faces of his parents.

"He's like you." Cui Xiaoxiao watched the child being put into a new incubator for cleaning, holding the baby girl in her arms, and the little girl was happily drinking milk. "What's the name?"

"In Kepler's astronomical language, girls are called AD (Anti) and boys are called AC (Ancuo). In Earth language, it's the other way around, Du Andi, Cui Ancuo."

"The boy's last name is mine?" Cui Xiaoxiao raised her head in disbelief.

Du Minjun gently wiped off the sweat on Cui Xiaoxiao's forehead with a warm towel, and smiled, "I don't care who uses whose surname, they are all our children, just let them remember that they have a mother's family." The earth is enough. My family name is relatively long. In DMJ, M is my mother’s family name, J is my father’s, and D is Do Min Joon’s D, but it doesn’t matter. Children need to recognize and write their full names at the beginning of their literacy, but The name is really too long, remembering the beginning is enough.”

Like Captain C, his full name is Saint-Christ-Briost, which is just a first name, without a family name.However, for the sake of convenience, everyone calls him by habit. Captain C will never realize that if there is a girl calling him SCB sweetly. (He is a natural fate in this life==)

Cui Xiaoxiao nodded, "Anyway, you are in charge, feed some milk these two days, and they will be able to eat broth after ten days."

Comrade F behind Dou Minjun happily recorded everything. By the way, he is giving a written report to the planetary government's high-level meeting.The upper level of the meeting said that although there was blood all over the place and all kinds of things to be mosaiced, at least they had seen that the girl had powerful mana.

The high-level executives did not give up, and then looked for opportunities to contact the AC students in various ways. The little kid was so annoyed that he finally used space magic to amputate the two arms of a certain scientist while drinking milk.Because this daring scientist dared to touch Cui Xiaoxiao's breasts with both hands.Fuck, this is the food area for labor and management. You are not the father of labor and management, but the mother who is qualified to touch labor and management. Anyone who dares to use their brains will be taken out and cut by space.

Well, the higher-ups finally understood that this little ancestor just looked a little silly, but he was actually more violent than a girl who liked to play with electric people all day long.As for the parents of the two ancestors, except for feeding time and bedtime fairy tales, they almost ignored people.The two returned to the house a long time ago, living their own two-person world sweetly.Especially after ten days, the two children do not need to drink milk and start to drink broth. It is normal to be missing for a few days.

Children need love. Comrade F and Captain C have become new "parents". Comrade F has to feed the children every day and do some basic experiments that will not harm the children. Captain C is happily in the garrison of General Gamma, Slip two children with attack power, and show other soldiers the strength of the attack power of the two "weapons" by the way.

In short, before the analysis of the gene chain, the two children were depressed to express their motherly love and fatherly love, but there was nothing to do. It seemed that because of their non-cooperative relationship, their parents especially disliked them.

The author has something to say: I heard that poop will be delivered together during childbirth... I heard that urinary incontinence is normal, because I'm exerting myself anyway, so it doesn't make sense with constipation == After I heard about it, I was immediately shocked Shocked==

I memorized a book yesterday and today, and then tomorrow I will start memorizing the legendary EU policies of the 07-08 world financial crisis == Teacher, go to shi!