[Stars + Heirs] Professor, KMT told you to go home for dinner

What is taught in the aliens' "Father-to-be, Mother-to-be" courses? Here, I would like to say that the first thing to teach is not the method of inhalation and exhalation, but how to make your child's genetic chain surpass that of the parents?It is said that this is the conclusion reached after hundreds of years of scientific experiments. As for Cui Xiaoxiao accidentally dropped the teacher on the first day of class, let's just ignore it.

The second class is in the second month, and it mainly teaches young people who are first-time parents how to continue loving during pregnancy.Cough cough, since there are only two students in the whole class, the teacher added a cheerful sentence at the end of the class: "There is still more time, you can try the way I said here first."

What?In the observation room?There are still a group of old people watching outside?

Cui Xiaoxiao ran away decisively.

The scientists outside discussed and bargained with Dou Minjun and his wife with the microphone.You do it here, and we'll come back after we're done. No one will show up during the whole process. We only need the woman's saliva.As for the man, scientists almost ignored it.

Cui Xiaoxiao is still unwilling. She is not cruel enough to ignore the morality of the earth for such a thing that can only be done in private.Even if her three views are not very normal, they are still very towards the Blue House.

As a result, the two sides conducted in-depth discussions in view of "the morals that people on earth need to abide by", and finally Cui Xiaoxiao was completely defeated.

Why?Because she is now in the territory of aliens, the scientists said that if you don’t cooperate, unless you don’t speak up in this life, we will directly use the central intelligence brain to monitor and discuss the process of your sexual intercourse with other scientists.No matter how powerful Cui Xiaoxiao is, she is still a monk halfway through her life.

With a breath, she glanced at her feeling stuffy and uncomfortable.

Dou Minjun couldn't help it. As soon as he came back here, he felt uncomfortable. Although returning to his home planet was something he had been thinking about, he finally came back, and he brought a wife of an earth species back, and found that there was no earth in life So good.

So, a compromise was made, and then, the two fucked up in the observation room.

You know, comrades who have watched the love action movie "□□", imagine a group of people who are not actually walking outside, and are shocked by the scene where the earth's biological adrenaline exceeds the standard to the point that the pointer is broken, and the two of them seem to be filming an action blockbuster. Scientists, what's more, it's not just the messy situation in the wind, what's more, the nosebleeds burst out and passed out.As for whether someone will rescue the one who passed out, everyone is busy watching the blockbuster movie of the century, so who cares if you live or die.

Anyway, Cui Xiaoxiao didn’t know it until she died. She had a show with her little perverted professor in front of a group of perverted scientists. She “battled” from the soft bed to the wall. Except for the female pigs who stand up straight, they have not communicated affectionately since they are pregnant, so, ahem, their postures are changeable and there are many tricks.

By the way, I have developed the reproduction of the great earth, the Korean girl's profligacy, and by the way, I have brushed up on the three views and morals of the biological group of Kepler's planet.

In short, in the following period of time, all the staff members said to the two action movie protagonists, "You didn't see me, if you saw me, then it's not me", otherwise the cliff would rise when they looked at each other. Blushing nosebleeds.

So, why bother.

Regardless of the development this time, in the third month, the "Parents-to-be" course ushered in the final challenge. The personal report of F Children's Shoes pointed out that the two children have basically taken shape. If there is nothing wrong with the transmission, they should be one boy and one female.That is to say, there are two super important gene chains added to the gene pool at once.

The people are boiling. You people on earth don’t know the remaining situation of our Kepler star people, but your family knows your own family affairs. Kepler has a baby born about every 200 years, and its genes are likely to be at the time of setting. Because it overlaps with the original gene, it is born with a C or D.It means that the recessive gene in your child may have been used by someone 1000 years ago, and then your child is not like you, it is likely to be like the child born in 1000 years.Anyway, there is no new gene chain added to the gene pool, so no one from Kepler plans to have children now, but even if they want to have children, their bodies are really unreliable due to their long life spans.

If the people on Earth knew about it, they would definitely want to exchange it with the Keplerians. People on Earth want to live longer, but they don’t want to have children anymore. The population saturation in Asia is about to collapse.

【Do Minjun: This is not a stock==】

Back to the topic, in the last month, Cui Xiaoxiao said that she was able to chat with her children. Today she said that the professor’s father is a handsome man, and tomorrow she said that Captain C is handsome, even more handsome than her father.

Cui Xiaoxiao said that it is her daughter who likes to talk, and uses her weak mental power to touch the outside world all day long, which makes the surrounding scientists often feel that someone has touched their buttocks or chest.

As for the son who has always had only one syllable to express his emotions, Cui Xiaoxiao feels that the professor's gene chain has played a vital role.At least not both of them are chatterboxes and hooligans, otherwise, she would be sorry for the professor and his compatriots.The thought of throwing the gene chains of the two little hooligans into the gene pool, isn't this a disaster for the entire Kepler planet?

By the tenth month, Cui Xiaoxiao had almost gotten used to the oxygen concentration and gravity standards of Star Sea Fortress.In addition to walking hand in hand with the professor in the community every day, she also started to decorate the baby room and purchase a new batch of household equipment.Do Minjun said that the current batch is actually a bit old model, but isn’t it also very convenient to use?

Cui Xiaoxiao couldn't bear it anymore, how strange a pregnant woman's temper is, you just need to think about your mother's menopausal appearance and you will understand it in seconds.

"Do you know common sense? You have been on the earth for 400 years. If these electrical appliances are broken, you need to repair them. Where can you buy spare parts? Why not use the latest ones? Besides, the country has paid for our cards. Is it? I asked Captain C, the monthly salary of the card is the same as that of General Gamma, do you want your child to come out and get electrocuted if you accidentally touch it?"

Do Minjun's logic was very strange when he first found out that his wife actually ran away. "What I mean is, you don't need to rush to buy it now. Didn't you say that the children can't be born yet, and their mana is not enough to maintain human form?" In fact, he prefers to wait for the scientists to give gifts, one for each person. , hey, don't buy anything.

Cui Xiaoxiao's mind changed, and Du Minjun unexpectedly thought of going with him, and his tone softened: "Dear professor, how about, on the day we give birth, I will make a trick for them to send it?"

"A trick?" Dou Minjun asked curiously.

"Doesn't every scientist want to personally record the growth of our children? Isn't there a meeting ceremony for apprenticeship? Except for Professor C, everyone has to pay a price, right?" Earth creatures are earth creatures wherever they go , money, is the benchmark of life.Can Fenghua Xueyue fill my stomach, make my children have clothes to wear, and make me a rich man?

A girl who is used to high society life will naturally use all her brains to earn money for her children to live a good life. No matter how the two dolls live after they are ten years old, before they are ten years old, Cui Xiaoxiao will take her with her and continue to teach many difficult spells.In addition, I don't know if the professor's abilities have been inherited to the two children, so it is better to manage them in front of us in an unstable state.

Dou Minjun couldn't refuse, Cui Xiaoxiao didn't say it, the professor thought to himself, forget it, he said it for the sake of the child and the child's mother.

Therefore, the professor began to talk to each team member who was working hard, and by the way, he assessed the number of places and the models of home appliances needed.The people of Kepler are very simple. The researchers are as simple as the professors 400 years ago. Tell them: "I only tell you, don't tell others", then they really won't tell others.

As soon as October passed, Captain C was dispatched back. His superiors thought that Captain C had some friendship with the two couples, so he specially sent him back to protect Cui Xiaoxiao's delivery.But more than half a month has passed since the due date, and Cui Xiaoxiao is still running around, she doesn't look like a pregnant mother with two children at all, except for the belly that looks like a watermelon, which is particularly eye-catching.

For a whole year, besides studying Cui Xiaoxiao's fox gene with outside scientists, Do Minjun also read children's books about Kepler to his two children every day.

The two children expressed their understanding of their father's time-consuming talk. At the same time, they also played games like "you shoot me, I shoot you" with their co-workers and Dou Minjun every day. Anyway, they treated Cui Xiaoxiao as if he didn't exist, and they had a great time playing.

Scientists said: The creatures on earth are really powerful, so they can play such advanced games with you at such a young age.Because they saw Dou Minjun slapping his stomach more than 20 times, and then the little guy in his stomach (it should be the younger sister who is more like Xiaoxiao, especially naughty and mischievous), also slapped his stomach more than 20 times.Because of the relationship between fetal movement and projection, every move of the two children was monitored and videotaped. This video was watched by the planetary government, and it was quickly made into a public service advertisement.All married women, quickly reach an agreement with their husbands, let's give birth to one quickly, and configure the genes of that earth creature as soon as possible, this is so wonderful.

Even parents who have children quickly became fans of Cui Xiaoxiao because of seeing this advertisement.

But this state did not last long. On the last day of the second month of the second year of pregnancy, Cui Xiaoxiao went out to have dinner and take a walk as usual.At this time, the interior of Xinghai Fortress is full of spring scenery, and the temperature of the whole room is very well adjusted. She has not eaten as much as before, and the children hardly need to absorb the nutrients in the food. I pierced Cui Xiaoxiao’s stomach, so almost half a year ago, he only absorbed protons and other energy to improve his mana. In addition, Cui Xiaoxiao moved his 500-year mana to each of his two children for 250 years. Now the children don’t need to worry In the 250 years after birth, it will not be able to condense into a human form due to improper cultivation.

The problem, that's how it came about.

Cui Xiaoxiao was walking suddenly, feeling that her legs and feet became hot, and a certain organ in her body began to shrink, and she instantly understood that she was about to give birth.

What's more, it's in the middle of the mall.

作者有话要说：我3岁被老妈抱着在外白渡桥上玩24点（上档次吧）==我妈说我当时特别2，会算那么几个固定的（卧槽3岁会24点已经不错了，别人家的孩子还在玩泥娃娃呢）。

This also led to it. Later, when I entered high school, when I was doing a calculation problem, my uncle came to play at home. When he saw my problem, he glanced at my problem and went to the living room to chat. After waiting for an hour, he came in and saw that I was still When doing this question, just open your mouth: Why are you so stupid, you little bastard? . . (The idea of ​​mathematical calculation is fixed == it is not good to play too advanced things when you are too young, really == I am an example)

Damn, I haven’t had a full score on calculation questions since the first grade of elementary school. You don’t need to make me think about it every time you see me==And I still haven’t passed 100 in mathematics in the college entrance examination==It’s really embarrassing to see people==