Qin Shihuang actually sleeps powder
Chapter 27
Xianyang City has been extremely lively recently. Since the Luoyang City Trade Fair ended, a large number of foreigners have poured into Xianyang, all for Luoyang Paper.
There are well-learned people who want to write in seal script, there are serious merchants who want to do Luoyang paper business, and there are spies sent by other countries to steal Luoyang paper making methods...
They shuttled through the streets and alleys every day, or went to a small tavern to inquire about news, or quietly visited a certain Qin Dynasty official with a big gift, and Xianyang City also became difficult to distinguish which day was the market day because of these people jumping up and down.
Qin State's secrecy work is very good, so far no counterfeit products have appeared.As a result, no matter how much Luoyang paper is made, it can be sold out within an hour.
Qin Guo made a lot of money because of this, and Yao Jia Keqing, who was in charge of this matter, was in high spirits every day, as if he had returned to the year when he was crowned.
Today, after Yao Jia finished his work in the official office, he still went to buy wine humming his hometown tunes as usual. With this Luoyang paper, his daily wine money was evened out.
He likes to drink the barley wine from the Li family in the west of the city the most, but his family lives in the east of the city, and it takes a lot of time to go back and forth. He has decided to buy a yard in the west of the city when he has saved enough money, so that he can go directly to the Li family. Drank in the tavern.
As long as Luoyang Paper continues to sell, it won't be until March... Hehehe!
"Yao Keqing, Yao Keqing, please wait!"
Yao Jia, who was immersed in the good life, was interrupted by the thunderous voice, but he didn't care to get angry because the voice was very familiar. When he looked back, it was indeed Zhang Han.
"General Zhang is polite, calling Yao, what's the matter?"
"Yao Keqing, Your Majesty calls urgently!"
The wind was blowing under Yao Jia's feet, without losing his posture, he hurriedly entered Zhangtai Palace at Youshi.
"what?"
Yao Jia, who was still breathing, was so startled by the news that "the sale of Luoyang paper will be stopped tomorrow" that he forgot his etiquette and yelled loudly in front of the king. After realizing it, he fell to his knees with a "bang".
"Please make amends, Your Majesty, I'm sorry, it's just that the supply of Luoyang paper is in short supply, and three hundred sheets can be sold every day, which is worth three gold pieces. If you stop selling, you will not only lose the daily gain of three gold pieces, but also offend those who sell paper every day. Merchants from various countries waiting at the door, think twice, Your Majesty!"
The king of Qin can naturally understand the stakes he said, but...
"Yao Qing's words are right, and Gu won't act recklessly. Let's get up first and take a look at this item, and Qing will understand why Gu doesn't sell Luoyang paper. Present the things!"
A waiter came forward with a stack of papers, and King Qin signaled Yao Jia to check it out.
Yao Jia picked it up suspiciously, and found that it was full of bad paper in square shapes. He couldn't help wondering, "Your Majesty, are you talking about these bad paper?"
"Orphan has named it toilet paper."
Yao Jia still didn't understand, so the King of Qin asked him, "Do you think this paper could be written on?"
"Of course not, dipping in ink will make it paste."
"How did you feel when you touched it?"
"It's extremely soft to the touch, like fine silk cloth."
"Do you think toilet paper can replace toilet chips?"
Seeing Yao Jia's suddenly enlightened and ecstatic expression as he wished, the King of Qin continued, "I'll leave this toilet paper to Yao Qing. I only hope that the six kingdoms, no, everyone in this land can't do without Qin." Toilet paper."
"Yes, Your Majesty, Jia will definitely make this toilet paper famous all over the world!"
The King of Qin nodded in satisfaction, and then summoned several ministers. After assigning the tasks one by one, he finally felt tired. Looking at the clepsydra, it was the middle of Haishi (22:[-] Beijing time), and it was time to go to bed.
Calling someone to wash up, the King of Qin walked into the apse in a happy mood, and then caught Liu Ji who was hiding in the kitchen and was stealing food.
Liu Ji: Can you blame me?
The meal at four o'clock in the afternoon is now ten o'clock in the evening, and six hours have passed. What can I eat to last for six hours? !
"My lord, would you like some supper?"
King Qin looked at the big wooden box in front of Liu Ji. He only knew chestnuts, and he had never seen the other kinds. "What are these?"
Liu Ji immediately gave the male god science popularization and Amway: "This is almond, which has the effect of nourishing the lungs and relieving asthma; this is hazelnut, which can be used to strengthen the body, improve eyesight and strengthen the brain; this is pine nut, which can moisturize the skin, cure diseases and strengthen the body; This is chestnut, which can nourish the stomach, strengthen the spleen, nourish the kidney and strengthen the tendons, and it can also make many, many dishes; It has the effect of invigorating the spleen and Qi, moistening the lungs..."
The king of Qin was in doubt, he could no longer maintain a calm face, but Liu Ji's words were so logical that there was no doubt about it. Could it be that he still has the ability of Bian Que?
He grabbed Liu Ji, "Is what you said true? How do you know this?"
Liu Ji:? ? ? ! ! !Overturned? !
So there is not even a decent herbal medicine book in this era?Aren't these all very common foods?
What a fuss!Fuss!
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!What should I say?Will the male god treat me like a monster and burn me to death?It's over!
"Tell Gu, is what you said true?"
With the dangerous look in his eyes and the domineering tone that cannot be resisted, Liu Ji knew that he couldn't talk back at this time, otherwise he would die faster!
Swallowing, she replied in a low voice: "Really, really, really."
King Qin went back to the basket rationally, and saw Liu Ji shrunk his head, his wide cat pupils glistened with water, and looked like a petite frightened.
He let go of his hands, sat down, faced Liu Ji, grabbed a hazelnut, and asked: "This is a hazelnut? You said it can strengthen the body, improve eyesight and brain, how do you know it? Is there any basis?"
Liu Ji frantically turned his head, and his eyes were fixed on the slender and powerful hand of the male god. At this moment, his brain was like a machine, desperately recalling his own experiences and how he fooled adults when he was a child.
Then Liu Ji thought of a time when he had a cold when he was a child, his father and mother only knew how to pray, and wanted to ask the sorceress to dance the Great God (Zhu Youwu).
And in their Zhongyang, the only few medicines are passed down by word of mouth, and there are no doctors!
Do you want him to make up a mysterious grandpa?Who can believe this?
"I, this, uh..."
Liu Ji looked at the male god pitifully, begging the male god to use his imagination and make up his mind automatically?
"Huh? Don't want to say it?"
Qin Wang felt that he was a bit difficult to force others, but he didn't want to give up.
This is something that even the Imperial Physician Order does not know. Every time he gets sick, it takes a lot of sacrifices or blessings. King Qin didn't feel that his condition was weakening. Although he did recover soon, King Qin thought it was his own body .
Liu Ji: I also want to know all the words, all the words are endless, the key is how should the mysterious old man make up? ? ?Hey ~ grandpa!
"Cough, say it, of course, Ji knows everything about the king, and he can say everything."
Liu Ji's expression relaxed, and he raised his head and chest. He believed in this beautiful lie, even if the male god sent someone to Zhongyangli to check, there would be no problems!
"Your Majesty, you are from Zhongyangli, Feng County, Sishui County. You know that. But you don't know that Zhongyangli actually has another name called Changshou Township."
Seeing the male god's body tense after hearing the word "longevity", Liu Ji knew that the deception was half successful.
As soon as the subject changed, Liu Ji started talking about himself.
"I have been a playful and troubled person since I was a child. I have footprints in the mountains and rivers, and in all the towns and villages. I have friends all over the mountains and fields. People of the same age as Xiao He and Cao Shen have many friends who have forgotten their age. They are all old people. , and there are a few who are already a hundred years old."
"Is this true? How could Gu not hear the wind at all?"
The king of Qin didn't quite believe it. There were indeed long-lived people, but there were very few hundred-year-olds, and if there were really as many as Liu Ji said, could it be that the king of Wei was blind?
"Of course it's true! Because they will be subject to poll tax (the old people in Wei state are not exempt from tax), they will fake their deaths at the age of 70 or [-], and then move to live in the back mountain. They can live for a hundred years, and they can still eat and walk. Because you know how to cultivate your body and eat. Like eating more vegetables, fruits, whole grains, and mountain products, you can’t just eat meat, and you can’t just eat something all the time. Do you think that the minister’s meal is a combination of meat and vegetables? It’s these old people The experience of a friend to a minister."
Liu Ji didn't want to continue discussing centenarians, so he hurriedly told the secret of longevity. What if the male god sent someone to capture all his Wangnian friends in order to get the secret of longevity?
The king of Qin gave a dubious "Yes", and ordered Meng Tian to take someone to Liu Ji's hometown to investigate when he left the house.
This time, we not only need to investigate Liu Ji and the other three, but also find out the situation in the entire Zhongyangli, especially the matter of the centenarian.
Meng Tian took the order inexplicably, because the gate of the city was already closed, and the king of Qin could not open the gate with this special order, so he could only set off tomorrow. During the night patrol, he saw Liu Ji was about to leave the palace gate, and remembered the "gift" of today, so he hurried forward One step to ask.
Liu Ji looked at Meng Tian with relief, finally there is someone who knows the goods, bosom friend!
Hurry up and hand Meng Tian the doll box that the male god left in the Hall of Classics (yes, Liu Ji quietly went back to pick it up).
And told him that this kind of box has many patterns, if General Meng is interested, he can change the doll by himself.
Then he discussed all kinds of ideas along the way, and it was already midnight when he got home.
Liu Ji thought that he would be greeted by the dark room, but Xiao He and Cao Can were waiting for him in the appearance of three trials.
"What's wrong? Why this expression?"
"Brother Ji, what did you do today?"
Liu Ji thought to himself, do they know that I turned Luoyang paper into toilet paper?
"I didn't do anything, just prepare meals for the king, what else can I have?"
Xiao He reminded him: "Have you competed with the king?"
"Yeah, what..."
"You still beat the king! In front of Xiangguo, General Meng and others!"
"Ah, this, hit, hit, just, hit more..."
"Shut up! You are still sophistry! Why are you so soft when you are practicing against us?"
Liu Ji: It's not the "blessing of Qi people", I'm so wronged!
"Brother Dahe, Brother Dashan, don't worry, I still have a sense of proportion, the king didn't say anything, I'm still the cook for Xishi, and I'm still serving the meal, can this be an angry look? Right?"
Before they could speak, Liu Ji hurriedly continued, "You guys walked too fast today. Although I fell asleep, I still listened to some court discussions, such as the rebellious Lord Chang'an and General Meng Ao. I need food and grass, oh, yes, and the sale of Luoyang paper will stop tomorrow..."
"what?"
Xiao He stood up in surprise.
Liu Ji signaled him not to worry, took out toilet paper from his sleeve, and said, "Look at this, it's called toilet paper, it replaces toilet paper, and it sells for a thousand pieces for one gold."
Xiao He immediately realized that such toilet paper might empty the wallets of all merchants and nobles in Xianyang City.
There are well-learned people who want to write in seal script, there are serious merchants who want to do Luoyang paper business, and there are spies sent by other countries to steal Luoyang paper making methods...
They shuttled through the streets and alleys every day, or went to a small tavern to inquire about news, or quietly visited a certain Qin Dynasty official with a big gift, and Xianyang City also became difficult to distinguish which day was the market day because of these people jumping up and down.
Qin State's secrecy work is very good, so far no counterfeit products have appeared.As a result, no matter how much Luoyang paper is made, it can be sold out within an hour.
Qin Guo made a lot of money because of this, and Yao Jia Keqing, who was in charge of this matter, was in high spirits every day, as if he had returned to the year when he was crowned.
Today, after Yao Jia finished his work in the official office, he still went to buy wine humming his hometown tunes as usual. With this Luoyang paper, his daily wine money was evened out.
He likes to drink the barley wine from the Li family in the west of the city the most, but his family lives in the east of the city, and it takes a lot of time to go back and forth. He has decided to buy a yard in the west of the city when he has saved enough money, so that he can go directly to the Li family. Drank in the tavern.
As long as Luoyang Paper continues to sell, it won't be until March... Hehehe!
"Yao Keqing, Yao Keqing, please wait!"
Yao Jia, who was immersed in the good life, was interrupted by the thunderous voice, but he didn't care to get angry because the voice was very familiar. When he looked back, it was indeed Zhang Han.
"General Zhang is polite, calling Yao, what's the matter?"
"Yao Keqing, Your Majesty calls urgently!"
The wind was blowing under Yao Jia's feet, without losing his posture, he hurriedly entered Zhangtai Palace at Youshi.
"what?"
Yao Jia, who was still breathing, was so startled by the news that "the sale of Luoyang paper will be stopped tomorrow" that he forgot his etiquette and yelled loudly in front of the king. After realizing it, he fell to his knees with a "bang".
"Please make amends, Your Majesty, I'm sorry, it's just that the supply of Luoyang paper is in short supply, and three hundred sheets can be sold every day, which is worth three gold pieces. If you stop selling, you will not only lose the daily gain of three gold pieces, but also offend those who sell paper every day. Merchants from various countries waiting at the door, think twice, Your Majesty!"
The king of Qin can naturally understand the stakes he said, but...
"Yao Qing's words are right, and Gu won't act recklessly. Let's get up first and take a look at this item, and Qing will understand why Gu doesn't sell Luoyang paper. Present the things!"
A waiter came forward with a stack of papers, and King Qin signaled Yao Jia to check it out.
Yao Jia picked it up suspiciously, and found that it was full of bad paper in square shapes. He couldn't help wondering, "Your Majesty, are you talking about these bad paper?"
"Orphan has named it toilet paper."
Yao Jia still didn't understand, so the King of Qin asked him, "Do you think this paper could be written on?"
"Of course not, dipping in ink will make it paste."
"How did you feel when you touched it?"
"It's extremely soft to the touch, like fine silk cloth."
"Do you think toilet paper can replace toilet chips?"
Seeing Yao Jia's suddenly enlightened and ecstatic expression as he wished, the King of Qin continued, "I'll leave this toilet paper to Yao Qing. I only hope that the six kingdoms, no, everyone in this land can't do without Qin." Toilet paper."
"Yes, Your Majesty, Jia will definitely make this toilet paper famous all over the world!"
The King of Qin nodded in satisfaction, and then summoned several ministers. After assigning the tasks one by one, he finally felt tired. Looking at the clepsydra, it was the middle of Haishi (22:[-] Beijing time), and it was time to go to bed.
Calling someone to wash up, the King of Qin walked into the apse in a happy mood, and then caught Liu Ji who was hiding in the kitchen and was stealing food.
Liu Ji: Can you blame me?
The meal at four o'clock in the afternoon is now ten o'clock in the evening, and six hours have passed. What can I eat to last for six hours? !
"My lord, would you like some supper?"
King Qin looked at the big wooden box in front of Liu Ji. He only knew chestnuts, and he had never seen the other kinds. "What are these?"
Liu Ji immediately gave the male god science popularization and Amway: "This is almond, which has the effect of nourishing the lungs and relieving asthma; this is hazelnut, which can be used to strengthen the body, improve eyesight and strengthen the brain; this is pine nut, which can moisturize the skin, cure diseases and strengthen the body; This is chestnut, which can nourish the stomach, strengthen the spleen, nourish the kidney and strengthen the tendons, and it can also make many, many dishes; It has the effect of invigorating the spleen and Qi, moistening the lungs..."
The king of Qin was in doubt, he could no longer maintain a calm face, but Liu Ji's words were so logical that there was no doubt about it. Could it be that he still has the ability of Bian Que?
He grabbed Liu Ji, "Is what you said true? How do you know this?"
Liu Ji:? ? ? ! ! !Overturned? !
So there is not even a decent herbal medicine book in this era?Aren't these all very common foods?
What a fuss!Fuss!
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!What should I say?Will the male god treat me like a monster and burn me to death?It's over!
"Tell Gu, is what you said true?"
With the dangerous look in his eyes and the domineering tone that cannot be resisted, Liu Ji knew that he couldn't talk back at this time, otherwise he would die faster!
Swallowing, she replied in a low voice: "Really, really, really."
King Qin went back to the basket rationally, and saw Liu Ji shrunk his head, his wide cat pupils glistened with water, and looked like a petite frightened.
He let go of his hands, sat down, faced Liu Ji, grabbed a hazelnut, and asked: "This is a hazelnut? You said it can strengthen the body, improve eyesight and brain, how do you know it? Is there any basis?"
Liu Ji frantically turned his head, and his eyes were fixed on the slender and powerful hand of the male god. At this moment, his brain was like a machine, desperately recalling his own experiences and how he fooled adults when he was a child.
Then Liu Ji thought of a time when he had a cold when he was a child, his father and mother only knew how to pray, and wanted to ask the sorceress to dance the Great God (Zhu Youwu).
And in their Zhongyang, the only few medicines are passed down by word of mouth, and there are no doctors!
Do you want him to make up a mysterious grandpa?Who can believe this?
"I, this, uh..."
Liu Ji looked at the male god pitifully, begging the male god to use his imagination and make up his mind automatically?
"Huh? Don't want to say it?"
Qin Wang felt that he was a bit difficult to force others, but he didn't want to give up.
This is something that even the Imperial Physician Order does not know. Every time he gets sick, it takes a lot of sacrifices or blessings. King Qin didn't feel that his condition was weakening. Although he did recover soon, King Qin thought it was his own body .
Liu Ji: I also want to know all the words, all the words are endless, the key is how should the mysterious old man make up? ? ?Hey ~ grandpa!
"Cough, say it, of course, Ji knows everything about the king, and he can say everything."
Liu Ji's expression relaxed, and he raised his head and chest. He believed in this beautiful lie, even if the male god sent someone to Zhongyangli to check, there would be no problems!
"Your Majesty, you are from Zhongyangli, Feng County, Sishui County. You know that. But you don't know that Zhongyangli actually has another name called Changshou Township."
Seeing the male god's body tense after hearing the word "longevity", Liu Ji knew that the deception was half successful.
As soon as the subject changed, Liu Ji started talking about himself.
"I have been a playful and troubled person since I was a child. I have footprints in the mountains and rivers, and in all the towns and villages. I have friends all over the mountains and fields. People of the same age as Xiao He and Cao Shen have many friends who have forgotten their age. They are all old people. , and there are a few who are already a hundred years old."
"Is this true? How could Gu not hear the wind at all?"
The king of Qin didn't quite believe it. There were indeed long-lived people, but there were very few hundred-year-olds, and if there were really as many as Liu Ji said, could it be that the king of Wei was blind?
"Of course it's true! Because they will be subject to poll tax (the old people in Wei state are not exempt from tax), they will fake their deaths at the age of 70 or [-], and then move to live in the back mountain. They can live for a hundred years, and they can still eat and walk. Because you know how to cultivate your body and eat. Like eating more vegetables, fruits, whole grains, and mountain products, you can’t just eat meat, and you can’t just eat something all the time. Do you think that the minister’s meal is a combination of meat and vegetables? It’s these old people The experience of a friend to a minister."
Liu Ji didn't want to continue discussing centenarians, so he hurriedly told the secret of longevity. What if the male god sent someone to capture all his Wangnian friends in order to get the secret of longevity?
The king of Qin gave a dubious "Yes", and ordered Meng Tian to take someone to Liu Ji's hometown to investigate when he left the house.
This time, we not only need to investigate Liu Ji and the other three, but also find out the situation in the entire Zhongyangli, especially the matter of the centenarian.
Meng Tian took the order inexplicably, because the gate of the city was already closed, and the king of Qin could not open the gate with this special order, so he could only set off tomorrow. During the night patrol, he saw Liu Ji was about to leave the palace gate, and remembered the "gift" of today, so he hurried forward One step to ask.
Liu Ji looked at Meng Tian with relief, finally there is someone who knows the goods, bosom friend!
Hurry up and hand Meng Tian the doll box that the male god left in the Hall of Classics (yes, Liu Ji quietly went back to pick it up).
And told him that this kind of box has many patterns, if General Meng is interested, he can change the doll by himself.
Then he discussed all kinds of ideas along the way, and it was already midnight when he got home.
Liu Ji thought that he would be greeted by the dark room, but Xiao He and Cao Can were waiting for him in the appearance of three trials.
"What's wrong? Why this expression?"
"Brother Ji, what did you do today?"
Liu Ji thought to himself, do they know that I turned Luoyang paper into toilet paper?
"I didn't do anything, just prepare meals for the king, what else can I have?"
Xiao He reminded him: "Have you competed with the king?"
"Yeah, what..."
"You still beat the king! In front of Xiangguo, General Meng and others!"
"Ah, this, hit, hit, just, hit more..."
"Shut up! You are still sophistry! Why are you so soft when you are practicing against us?"
Liu Ji: It's not the "blessing of Qi people", I'm so wronged!
"Brother Dahe, Brother Dashan, don't worry, I still have a sense of proportion, the king didn't say anything, I'm still the cook for Xishi, and I'm still serving the meal, can this be an angry look? Right?"
Before they could speak, Liu Ji hurriedly continued, "You guys walked too fast today. Although I fell asleep, I still listened to some court discussions, such as the rebellious Lord Chang'an and General Meng Ao. I need food and grass, oh, yes, and the sale of Luoyang paper will stop tomorrow..."
"what?"
Xiao He stood up in surprise.
Liu Ji signaled him not to worry, took out toilet paper from his sleeve, and said, "Look at this, it's called toilet paper, it replaces toilet paper, and it sells for a thousand pieces for one gold."
Xiao He immediately realized that such toilet paper might empty the wallets of all merchants and nobles in Xianyang City.
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