Qin Shihuang actually sleeps powder
Chapter 26
At Shen Shi (15:[-] Beijing time), Liu Ji was already cooking dinner.
Today, Shanglinyuan sent bear paws over.
Liu Ji thinks that ancient times are good, and he can eat any animal, but he has never seen bear paws, and he has never made them, so he is afraid that they will not taste good, and let down the dedication of this pair of bear paws!
Then he asked if there were any more?He practiced first?
In less than a moment, Shanglinyuan sent three pairs of bear paws.
Liu Ji handled the bear's paw with trembling hands, comforting himself in his heart: Do as the Romans do, as the Romans do, no police will arrest him.
In Shen Shizhong, as soon as the waiters took away the dishes, Gan Luo came to eat on time. Liu Ji thought he would go back to eat today. After all, he is not qualified to eat at the same table with the king unless...
"Liu Keqing, Your Majesty announces that you will serve me the meal."
Meals?Cabbage?eat together? !
When Liu Ji arrived, Gan Luo sat on the side obediently, staring at the delicacies on the table, waiting for King Qin's order, he would "charge into battle".
"Sit down and use it together."
Liu Ji couldn't hide his joy, and said cheerfully, "Yes, thank you, Your Majesty!"
After the meal, the three of them turned to the left hall. It turned out that Gan Luo had a legitimate reason to come to eat today.
"Your Majesty, the person who will be the Shaofu follows the paper-making method given by Xu Xiang to every step, but there will still be a lot of bad paper."
Paper?
Only then did Liu Ji remember that he had forgotten about the toilet paper in his busy schedule these past few days. He wanted to ask immediately but realized that now was not the time to interject casually, so he had to wait impatiently aside.
"Let them try more, and then send more people to Meng Ai. Five hundred sheets of paper will be produced every day. With this Luoyang paper, capable people and righteous people in the world will come to Qin like a surging river. country."
After the king of Qin gave the order, he asked Gan Luo to quickly implement the matter. After he left, he picked up "Lu Shi Chunqiu" and continued to read.
Liu Ji sat on the side, making several drafts in his heart, but he dared not say it out loud. Now that he wants to use such precious paper to wipe his butt, isn't that just a joke?
But when he thought about why he should feel wronged when he already had all the paper, he asked eagerly, "My lord, I don't know what kind of bad paper is it? How will you deal with it?"
King Qin didn't raise his head: "Why do you ask this? Are you interested?"
"Just ask casually, no, no, I, I am quite interested."
The air was silent for a while, and Liu Ji continued his efforts: "My lord, can I go and see those bad papers?"
King Qin raised his eyebrows and looked up at Liu Ji who looked hopeful: "What do you want to do?"
"This, this, you have to see it to know! Your Majesty, can you let me take a look?"
The King of Qin knew that Liu Ji had extraordinary martial arts skills, and it would be easy for him to leave Xianyang City. If he came here for Luoyang paper...
After thinking for a moment, King Qin said calmly: "That's fine, I'll go and have a look. When do you think I'll go?"
"Now, now!"
Liu Ji, who was dazzled by the toilet paper, didn't notice the meaningful expression of the male god at all, and also missed the cold eyes at that moment.
After leaving the palace gate, King Qin suggested, "Go on horseback, it's faster."
Liu Ji: I can't ride a horse! ! ! "Your Majesty, I don't know how to ride a horse."
Qin Wang just remembered that Liu Ji said that he, Xiao He and Cao Shen were common people of Wei State, but the imperial guards sent to investigate the identities of the three of them have not returned yet, but the common people really don't know how to ride horses, maybe even horses never seen it.
"In that case, let's go in a carriage. Tomorrow you go to Shanglinyuan to pick a horse and learn how to ride a horse as soon as possible."
"Yes, thank you, Your Majesty!"
It took about two quarters of an hour to go from Zhangtai Palace to Jiangzuo Shaofu Office, and the carriage was not as comfortable as Liu Ji imagined, at least in terms of shock absorption, it was not as good as the ox cart he made himself.
Seeing Liu Ji's pale face, King Qin was very puzzled: "What's wrong with you? But what's wrong with the carriage?"
Liu Ji uttered a word with difficulty: "My lord, is this carriage already the best in the palace?"
King Qin was taken aback for a moment, and then his face darkened. He remembered that he hid in Liu Ji's ox cart before, and almost fell asleep so comfortably along the way.How could a mere commoner have such a good thing?Could it be that he is from the Mo family?
"Your bullock cart is a good thing!"
Liu Ji, who didn't hear any other meaning at all, was a little flustered. Regardless of the bumps, he proudly showed off: "Of course, my bullock cart is worth a thousand dollars!"
First of all, its material is iron sandalwood, which cannot be split by a sword.Besides technology, Liu Ji changed ten drafts of the design drawings alone, and he also studied with an old carpenter for two years. Come down to pass on his mantle.
King Qin stopped talking with a cold face, and Liu Ji was still waiting for the male god to ask "why not change a thousand pieces of gold"?Why is it so cold all of a sudden?
"My lord, why don't I build a carriage for you myself? It's definitely more comfortable than my ox cart!"
Liu Ji swayed with the carriage, and his voice was high and low. King Qin gave a soft "hmm" and picked up the bamboo slips in the carriage to look at them.
Can you still see clearly?No more eyes?
"Your Majesty, if you stare like this for a long time, your eyes will break."
King Qin looked up in surprise, and Liu Ji continued: "The carriage is so rickety, it's more troublesome for you to look at than usual, and the light is too dim, which puts too much burden on your eyes, and your eyes will gradually break down."
Although I don't know what is going on with myopia, but excessive use of eyes must be a reason.
Liu Ji didn't want the male god to become short-sighted at a young age. In this era, there is no magic weapon such as glasses. Even if there are natural materials such as colored glaze to make lenses, he can't do it!So, let's keep the original vision!
Those cat pupils seemed to be able to talk, King Qin put down the bamboo slips and beckoned, "Come here."
Liu Ji leaned on the wall of the car and moved over, just as he was about to say something, he saw the male god reaching out to hold his head, Liu Ji's heartbeat accelerated, and he remained motionless, looking like he was being slaughtered.
King Qin's gaze carefully traced the facial features of the crimson round-faced boy.
In comparison, she is far inferior to the beauties in his palace, and she is far away from Xu Xiang who recommended herself as a pillow mat (Liu Ji:?), and may have the identity of someone from another country. Could it be that the person in the Hall of Classics has been bewitched? ?
King Qin suddenly thought that all the food he ate came from Liu Ji's hands. Could it be that he was drugged?
This moment of anger made him lose his mind, and he stretched out his hand to pinch his neck, but he reacted immediately and pinched his face instead.
"what!"
Liu Ji exclaimed, the male god didn't know what he thought of, and suddenly pinched his face, although it didn't hurt, it made Liu Ji want to roll on the ground.
Qin Wang restrained all his emotions, immersed himself in Liu Ji's delicate and smooth skin, and turned his hand that had just pinched his face into a gentle caress.
He saw Liu Ji squinting his eyes obediently, like a cat with smooth hair, his white and slender neck was exposed in front of his eyes, and he only needed to twist it...
"Your Majesty, the General Office has arrived."
Zhao Gao's voice came from outside the carriage, interrupting King Qin's hesitation.It also made Liu Ji heave a sigh of relief, the male god is so good at flirting, but he didn't want to refuse, and he couldn't refuse.
Liu Ji got out of the car with limp legs, and followed Meng Shaofu step by step. After a while, they arrived at a large operation base.
There are people coming and going here, and it is in full swing. Everyone performs their duties, and it is miscellaneous but not chaotic.
Walking past several large vats of soaking wood, Liu Ji was eager to see the finished paper or bad paper. He was not interested in these at all, but the male god looked very interested, and Meng Shaofu next to him was also very excited.
Little officials like them seldom see the king, now that they have the opportunity, they must seize the time to perform well.
So he could walk as slowly as he could. King Qin wanted to test the newly-appointed Ke Qing, so he also slowed down and kept asking questions about papermaking.
This was a pain for Liu Ji, he followed the two of them, he was so bored, he didn't want to know how the paper was made, he just wanted to know if it was soft and soft.
The King of Qin has been keeping an eye on Liu Ji secretly. Seeing his lack of interest, he couldn't help asking: "Liu Ji, didn't you come to see the paper making? Why are you keeping your head down?"
Liu Ji emphasized: "Your Majesty, what I want to see is bad paper."
Meng Shaofu, who was a bit drifting, answered first: "What does Liu Keqing do with the bad paper? The paper is either too thick, or too thin, and it's also a little too soft. It's soaked in ink as soon as you write, so it's not usable at all."
So soft!It just needs to be soft!
"Really?! Take me to see it, Your Majesty?"
This impatient look made King Qin think of that cat again, with round eyes, undisguised enthusiasm and elation, reaching out to rub his head, and remembering the nearly hundred pairs of eyes here, he clenched his fists, Give up this idea.
Qin Wang looked at Meng Shaofu and ordered: "Lead the way."
A group of people turned to the warehouse, which was built independently on the side, surrounded by large water tanks, and every two meters there was a soldier with armor and a spear, heavily guarded.
Seeing Qin Wang and his party coming, they all saluted and shouted "Long live the king", and then except for Qin Wang, everyone who wanted to go in was searched once.
Liu Ji, who was wearing a fire bag, received the vigilant eyes of all the officers and soldiers present.
Liu Ji: I'm not, I don't have one, is it wrong to carry a "lighter" with you?
In the end, he followed into the warehouse with a sullen face.
The warehouse is quite large, divided into several rooms. Originally, Meng Shaofu planned to show the storage capacity of Luoyang paper to King Qin, but because of Liu Ji's accident, his feverish mind calmed down a lot, and he went straight to the warehouse after entering the warehouse. Lead people to visit bad paper.
"My lord, what do you plan to do with these bad papers?"
Liu Ji couldn't put his hands down touching the soft, yellowed paper, and asked King Qin with a smile.
Qin Wang didn't believe that Liu Ji was really not interested in Luoyang paper until now, no, he couldn't say no, seeing how ecstatic he was when he saw these bad papers, he knew that his real purpose was bad papers that couldn't be written on.
Although he knew Liu Ji's intentions, King Qin couldn't think of any use for these bad papers.
"What do you propose?"
Liu Ji was overjoyed, approached the King of Qin, and said in a low voice, "Your Majesty, look at this paper, it's delicate and soft, can it replace toilet paper?"
"What did you say?"
"Toilet chips!"
Liu Ji thought to himself that the male god, as the monarch, might use such gentle and non-irritating good things as cloth and silk, and he might not even know what toilet chips are.
So he whispered to the male god of science: "It's the one used to go to the toilet. It's made of wood or bamboo. It's very uncomfortable. Look at this bad paper, and you can't write, right? It's the meaning of its existence to replace toilet chips, right? "
Qin Wang stared at Liu Ji for a long time, of course he knew what toilet chips were.
When he was a hostage in Zhao State, he was short of food and clothing. Zhao State deliberately harshed on their things, but Qin State didn't care, and sometimes they didn't even have a toilet chip.
Until he returned to the state of Qin, toilet chips were used when he did not ascend the throne, and cloth was used only after he ascended the throne.
Qin Wang moved his gaze to the pile of bad paper warehouses, looked at Liu Ji's longing cat pupil, and said: "These bad paper will be called toilet paper in the future, send a few people to cut it, a thousand pieces of gold, ordered Yao Jia presided over the sales.
Even nobles and merchants from the six countries cannot live without Qin’s toilet paper. As for Luoyang paper, the sale of Luoyang paper to other countries should be stopped immediately, and none of them should leave the border of Qin. "
Today, Shanglinyuan sent bear paws over.
Liu Ji thinks that ancient times are good, and he can eat any animal, but he has never seen bear paws, and he has never made them, so he is afraid that they will not taste good, and let down the dedication of this pair of bear paws!
Then he asked if there were any more?He practiced first?
In less than a moment, Shanglinyuan sent three pairs of bear paws.
Liu Ji handled the bear's paw with trembling hands, comforting himself in his heart: Do as the Romans do, as the Romans do, no police will arrest him.
In Shen Shizhong, as soon as the waiters took away the dishes, Gan Luo came to eat on time. Liu Ji thought he would go back to eat today. After all, he is not qualified to eat at the same table with the king unless...
"Liu Keqing, Your Majesty announces that you will serve me the meal."
Meals?Cabbage?eat together? !
When Liu Ji arrived, Gan Luo sat on the side obediently, staring at the delicacies on the table, waiting for King Qin's order, he would "charge into battle".
"Sit down and use it together."
Liu Ji couldn't hide his joy, and said cheerfully, "Yes, thank you, Your Majesty!"
After the meal, the three of them turned to the left hall. It turned out that Gan Luo had a legitimate reason to come to eat today.
"Your Majesty, the person who will be the Shaofu follows the paper-making method given by Xu Xiang to every step, but there will still be a lot of bad paper."
Paper?
Only then did Liu Ji remember that he had forgotten about the toilet paper in his busy schedule these past few days. He wanted to ask immediately but realized that now was not the time to interject casually, so he had to wait impatiently aside.
"Let them try more, and then send more people to Meng Ai. Five hundred sheets of paper will be produced every day. With this Luoyang paper, capable people and righteous people in the world will come to Qin like a surging river. country."
After the king of Qin gave the order, he asked Gan Luo to quickly implement the matter. After he left, he picked up "Lu Shi Chunqiu" and continued to read.
Liu Ji sat on the side, making several drafts in his heart, but he dared not say it out loud. Now that he wants to use such precious paper to wipe his butt, isn't that just a joke?
But when he thought about why he should feel wronged when he already had all the paper, he asked eagerly, "My lord, I don't know what kind of bad paper is it? How will you deal with it?"
King Qin didn't raise his head: "Why do you ask this? Are you interested?"
"Just ask casually, no, no, I, I am quite interested."
The air was silent for a while, and Liu Ji continued his efforts: "My lord, can I go and see those bad papers?"
King Qin raised his eyebrows and looked up at Liu Ji who looked hopeful: "What do you want to do?"
"This, this, you have to see it to know! Your Majesty, can you let me take a look?"
The King of Qin knew that Liu Ji had extraordinary martial arts skills, and it would be easy for him to leave Xianyang City. If he came here for Luoyang paper...
After thinking for a moment, King Qin said calmly: "That's fine, I'll go and have a look. When do you think I'll go?"
"Now, now!"
Liu Ji, who was dazzled by the toilet paper, didn't notice the meaningful expression of the male god at all, and also missed the cold eyes at that moment.
After leaving the palace gate, King Qin suggested, "Go on horseback, it's faster."
Liu Ji: I can't ride a horse! ! ! "Your Majesty, I don't know how to ride a horse."
Qin Wang just remembered that Liu Ji said that he, Xiao He and Cao Shen were common people of Wei State, but the imperial guards sent to investigate the identities of the three of them have not returned yet, but the common people really don't know how to ride horses, maybe even horses never seen it.
"In that case, let's go in a carriage. Tomorrow you go to Shanglinyuan to pick a horse and learn how to ride a horse as soon as possible."
"Yes, thank you, Your Majesty!"
It took about two quarters of an hour to go from Zhangtai Palace to Jiangzuo Shaofu Office, and the carriage was not as comfortable as Liu Ji imagined, at least in terms of shock absorption, it was not as good as the ox cart he made himself.
Seeing Liu Ji's pale face, King Qin was very puzzled: "What's wrong with you? But what's wrong with the carriage?"
Liu Ji uttered a word with difficulty: "My lord, is this carriage already the best in the palace?"
King Qin was taken aback for a moment, and then his face darkened. He remembered that he hid in Liu Ji's ox cart before, and almost fell asleep so comfortably along the way.How could a mere commoner have such a good thing?Could it be that he is from the Mo family?
"Your bullock cart is a good thing!"
Liu Ji, who didn't hear any other meaning at all, was a little flustered. Regardless of the bumps, he proudly showed off: "Of course, my bullock cart is worth a thousand dollars!"
First of all, its material is iron sandalwood, which cannot be split by a sword.Besides technology, Liu Ji changed ten drafts of the design drawings alone, and he also studied with an old carpenter for two years. Come down to pass on his mantle.
King Qin stopped talking with a cold face, and Liu Ji was still waiting for the male god to ask "why not change a thousand pieces of gold"?Why is it so cold all of a sudden?
"My lord, why don't I build a carriage for you myself? It's definitely more comfortable than my ox cart!"
Liu Ji swayed with the carriage, and his voice was high and low. King Qin gave a soft "hmm" and picked up the bamboo slips in the carriage to look at them.
Can you still see clearly?No more eyes?
"Your Majesty, if you stare like this for a long time, your eyes will break."
King Qin looked up in surprise, and Liu Ji continued: "The carriage is so rickety, it's more troublesome for you to look at than usual, and the light is too dim, which puts too much burden on your eyes, and your eyes will gradually break down."
Although I don't know what is going on with myopia, but excessive use of eyes must be a reason.
Liu Ji didn't want the male god to become short-sighted at a young age. In this era, there is no magic weapon such as glasses. Even if there are natural materials such as colored glaze to make lenses, he can't do it!So, let's keep the original vision!
Those cat pupils seemed to be able to talk, King Qin put down the bamboo slips and beckoned, "Come here."
Liu Ji leaned on the wall of the car and moved over, just as he was about to say something, he saw the male god reaching out to hold his head, Liu Ji's heartbeat accelerated, and he remained motionless, looking like he was being slaughtered.
King Qin's gaze carefully traced the facial features of the crimson round-faced boy.
In comparison, she is far inferior to the beauties in his palace, and she is far away from Xu Xiang who recommended herself as a pillow mat (Liu Ji:?), and may have the identity of someone from another country. Could it be that the person in the Hall of Classics has been bewitched? ?
King Qin suddenly thought that all the food he ate came from Liu Ji's hands. Could it be that he was drugged?
This moment of anger made him lose his mind, and he stretched out his hand to pinch his neck, but he reacted immediately and pinched his face instead.
"what!"
Liu Ji exclaimed, the male god didn't know what he thought of, and suddenly pinched his face, although it didn't hurt, it made Liu Ji want to roll on the ground.
Qin Wang restrained all his emotions, immersed himself in Liu Ji's delicate and smooth skin, and turned his hand that had just pinched his face into a gentle caress.
He saw Liu Ji squinting his eyes obediently, like a cat with smooth hair, his white and slender neck was exposed in front of his eyes, and he only needed to twist it...
"Your Majesty, the General Office has arrived."
Zhao Gao's voice came from outside the carriage, interrupting King Qin's hesitation.It also made Liu Ji heave a sigh of relief, the male god is so good at flirting, but he didn't want to refuse, and he couldn't refuse.
Liu Ji got out of the car with limp legs, and followed Meng Shaofu step by step. After a while, they arrived at a large operation base.
There are people coming and going here, and it is in full swing. Everyone performs their duties, and it is miscellaneous but not chaotic.
Walking past several large vats of soaking wood, Liu Ji was eager to see the finished paper or bad paper. He was not interested in these at all, but the male god looked very interested, and Meng Shaofu next to him was also very excited.
Little officials like them seldom see the king, now that they have the opportunity, they must seize the time to perform well.
So he could walk as slowly as he could. King Qin wanted to test the newly-appointed Ke Qing, so he also slowed down and kept asking questions about papermaking.
This was a pain for Liu Ji, he followed the two of them, he was so bored, he didn't want to know how the paper was made, he just wanted to know if it was soft and soft.
The King of Qin has been keeping an eye on Liu Ji secretly. Seeing his lack of interest, he couldn't help asking: "Liu Ji, didn't you come to see the paper making? Why are you keeping your head down?"
Liu Ji emphasized: "Your Majesty, what I want to see is bad paper."
Meng Shaofu, who was a bit drifting, answered first: "What does Liu Keqing do with the bad paper? The paper is either too thick, or too thin, and it's also a little too soft. It's soaked in ink as soon as you write, so it's not usable at all."
So soft!It just needs to be soft!
"Really?! Take me to see it, Your Majesty?"
This impatient look made King Qin think of that cat again, with round eyes, undisguised enthusiasm and elation, reaching out to rub his head, and remembering the nearly hundred pairs of eyes here, he clenched his fists, Give up this idea.
Qin Wang looked at Meng Shaofu and ordered: "Lead the way."
A group of people turned to the warehouse, which was built independently on the side, surrounded by large water tanks, and every two meters there was a soldier with armor and a spear, heavily guarded.
Seeing Qin Wang and his party coming, they all saluted and shouted "Long live the king", and then except for Qin Wang, everyone who wanted to go in was searched once.
Liu Ji, who was wearing a fire bag, received the vigilant eyes of all the officers and soldiers present.
Liu Ji: I'm not, I don't have one, is it wrong to carry a "lighter" with you?
In the end, he followed into the warehouse with a sullen face.
The warehouse is quite large, divided into several rooms. Originally, Meng Shaofu planned to show the storage capacity of Luoyang paper to King Qin, but because of Liu Ji's accident, his feverish mind calmed down a lot, and he went straight to the warehouse after entering the warehouse. Lead people to visit bad paper.
"My lord, what do you plan to do with these bad papers?"
Liu Ji couldn't put his hands down touching the soft, yellowed paper, and asked King Qin with a smile.
Qin Wang didn't believe that Liu Ji was really not interested in Luoyang paper until now, no, he couldn't say no, seeing how ecstatic he was when he saw these bad papers, he knew that his real purpose was bad papers that couldn't be written on.
Although he knew Liu Ji's intentions, King Qin couldn't think of any use for these bad papers.
"What do you propose?"
Liu Ji was overjoyed, approached the King of Qin, and said in a low voice, "Your Majesty, look at this paper, it's delicate and soft, can it replace toilet paper?"
"What did you say?"
"Toilet chips!"
Liu Ji thought to himself that the male god, as the monarch, might use such gentle and non-irritating good things as cloth and silk, and he might not even know what toilet chips are.
So he whispered to the male god of science: "It's the one used to go to the toilet. It's made of wood or bamboo. It's very uncomfortable. Look at this bad paper, and you can't write, right? It's the meaning of its existence to replace toilet chips, right? "
Qin Wang stared at Liu Ji for a long time, of course he knew what toilet chips were.
When he was a hostage in Zhao State, he was short of food and clothing. Zhao State deliberately harshed on their things, but Qin State didn't care, and sometimes they didn't even have a toilet chip.
Until he returned to the state of Qin, toilet chips were used when he did not ascend the throne, and cloth was used only after he ascended the throne.
Qin Wang moved his gaze to the pile of bad paper warehouses, looked at Liu Ji's longing cat pupil, and said: "These bad paper will be called toilet paper in the future, send a few people to cut it, a thousand pieces of gold, ordered Yao Jia presided over the sales.
Even nobles and merchants from the six countries cannot live without Qin’s toilet paper. As for Luoyang paper, the sale of Luoyang paper to other countries should be stopped immediately, and none of them should leave the border of Qin. "
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