This is definitely not rebirth

Recently, Yan has fully experienced the strength of the lunch box, the kind that was blown up in just a second, staring blankly at the void after the strong light exploded in front of him, and then returned to the mech storehouse, facing the opponent who killed him in seconds, could not for a long time idiomatic.

At this time, the blue-eyed and brown-haired man was standing at the foot of the black mecha, Yan's mood now returned to the same as when they first met, amazed and appreciative, and now there is a little more awe of the mountains.Yes, how can you be disrespectful to someone whose strength is so far ahead that he has no confidence to go to the end?How can you not be afraid?

All of a sudden, it was sublimated from the stunning appearance only to the inside. At this time, Yan felt that those green eyes were particularly sharp, his face was handsome and extremely stern, and his whole body exuded the domineering aura of being at the top of the pyramid from the inside out, and he seemed to be falling behind. A level, not in the same species class at all.

"Do you want to have another fight? Or do a post-war review first?" Lunchbox chuckled, looking at the lover's staring expression with great interest. Although the other party's face still didn't show too much emotion, it was enough. It's really a different feeling to bully someone you like all the time.

Post-war review?Yan didn't think there was anything to criticize, he hadn't seen clearly what was going on, and he had already been dropped in seconds.

"Then, let's have another game." Yan said.

The lunch box still had that kind of casual smile, as if the next battle was not worth mentioning. Fortunately, Yan has always been upright and did not take this as a challenge. Others would have gone mad with anger, such as the previous N++++++++ abused opponents.

Of course, after the lunch box, he didn't keep his hand, Yan still lost badly, and the chat channel that was quietly set up exploded long ago, everyone was discussing bronchitis, and the second young master who was raking his ears suddenly raised his husband's gang and started abusing his daughter-in-law up.

Look, this relentless hatred, obviously what they suffered before was not abuse, but deep love.

Until a certain wife-abusing husband who didn't know when he jumped into the channel uttered a sentence.

[Except for me, who dares to bully Yan, then feel the love that I put my life on the line. ]

[......]

Hey, this is absolutely true love.

After being killed in seconds for the Nth time, Yan finally survived 60 seconds, and also saw the reason for his failure in this 1 minute-the dragoon system, or the dragoons against the sky, those shells not only aim, but also play tracking, different Compared with the general rigidity of tracking shells, they are like little elves, actively and enthusiastically chasing him, just like playing an interesting game.

Yan thought of those sugar balls flying around the room.

At the same time, the chat channel is also paying attention to the upgraded dragoon system of a certain pervert. They can't figure out how it works. It's so heaven-defying and terrifying. Who dares to say that they are being targeted by this pervert, and can they not be dropped in seconds?But they obviously don't plan to go deeper into this issue. After all, they are not self-masochists, so why are they looking for abuse when they have nothing to do.

This time Yan did not continue to ask for a battle. When the battle was over, he called up the records of the last few battles, and then he saw the black soldiers surrounded by the fort, and the white angel who was waiting for disaster not far away. , he watched it over and over again, looking for a breakthrough point.

"Actually, have you ever thought that your mecha, daggers and long-range cannons are all sneak attack weapons, and the frontal attack is weak. You used the Archangel to attack me before. This idea is correct, not to mention your mecha is Agile type. The only problem is that you didn't dig out the characteristics of the 'Archangel'. Is it really as mediocre as a normal mech? Is it really featureless? Does it have no advantage except appearance? No, go find it Well, every mech in the interstellar channel has its special skills, like 'Medusa', like the 'Gintama' over there, like that 'Rose Knight', like that 'Rock', like that Nanding Geer."

After listening to this point, Yan silently glanced at the mature face, a complex light flashed in his eyes, and finally nodded humbly: "Well, I am too lacking in imagination, I will try."

"Okay, this time we won't play battles, it's too boring, then I'll ask the captain to challenge other ships, how about playing a Star Wars game?"

"This...wouldn't be very good, you don't need to do it for me..."

"No, in fact, no one has come to challenge the starship recently. It's so boring."

"Is that so? That's good." Yan nodded, and heard from the lunch box that the Starship was really strong, so he felt relieved, anyway, he was going to plunder others.

The lunch box wanted to hold his daughter-in-law in the palm of his hand, so he went to discuss it with the captain when he turned around, and the captain was so angry that he almost spurted blood from his horns. What is this, who is the captain? !And which bastard pushed all the work to him and kept him busy, and even asked him to take time out of his busy schedule to go to the game to organize a Star Wars just to please his wife? !Your sister, the bosses in the world are all black, and the wages are not easy to receive.

This Star Wars is naturally an eye-opener for Yan. He has only participated in missions released by the army in the past, but no matter what the missions of the army are, they are not as exciting as a game themed on Star Wars. Those cool mechs, Those sharp operating skills made him intoxicated with the game, even diluting the complex emotions towards the child a lot.

Later, he finally found the stunt of the 'Archangel'. The key lies in the iron wings on the back. It turns out that its engines are not ordinary propellers. When the energy allocated to them reaches a certain level, it will emit light. A feather-like halo will be formed, and a false image can be created. Even the thermal energy exploration and radar and other search systems will be deceived, and he can use this false image as a cover to launch a sneak attack on the enemy -- the method is not very good The 'Archangel' of light.

Lunchbox also raised his eyebrows at Yan's stunt, obviously surprised that Yan, who is straight, would have such a reverse stunt, he thought, maybe Yan is indeed straight, but where there is light, there will be shadows, maybe Yan is deeply hidden. Part of the character has a cunning and aggressive side.

Yes, think about the stubborn people. In fact, in a way, they are not as simple-minded as those who are second-to-none.

Isn't it interesting to suppress one's own hobbies because of the kitten's affairs, to make various adjustments and adaptations because of the acquisition of him, and to resolutely correct oneself because of the promise to face up to his growth?

In the process of quietly changing the relationship between the two, the cute pet of Chaoshou Planet was finally transported to Jupiter, the warehouse of the "Er Shao Express" transfer station.

Thinking of such a living body that can pass on the thought of raising pets, he packed all kinds of expectations and excitement, and continued to ask for leave that day to train and go to see pets. When he walked into the super isolated breeding room specially kept for pets, he finally saw the animal. Fluffy and round little things.

The size of a watermelon, goose-yellow fur, watery big eyes that look like two amethysts, a three-petal mouth, a pink and moist little nose, and a round velvet that looks like a rabbit's tail on the buttocks. It is said that it has four limbs. I can't really see it, probably because it's too fat.

How to describe it?It is indeed cute and cute, it looks like it was born to sit in a cardboard box and beg for support, and there are slogans such as being cute and warming the bed written on the box.

"Is it really not afraid of Yan?" Lunchbox asked suspiciously the main responsible person who was sent to catch this pet, Sister Jin.

Jin Yongzheng raised his eyebrows and sneered: "You can put your mind at 12. If it is afraid of your little sheep, I will write my name upside down."

"Father? The name sounds so foreign." Fan Guo said.

Sister Jin slapped Fan Guo several times on the ground: "Get out, my sister is Yongzheng."

Fan Guo got up and thought, I've already rolled.

The lunch box was too lazy to take care of the pair of live treasures. He opened the door of the breeding room and walked in. Before he could hear the sound of stopping behind him, a ball of light yellow rushed over, but obviously the fur ball looked so light and soft that it was easy to knock over. The young lady was actually a stubborn stubble, so he was kicked out when he failed to sneak attack, and bounced back like a ball, and even opened his mouth with zigzag teeth like a shark, and was blocked by an invisible force for one meter the next moment. In addition, it bit the air like a mad dog for a while before stopping, and even spit out fluent interstellar standard language.

"I bought a watch last year! It's kind of like letting grandpa come to one-on-one hand-to-hand combat, and using a mecha to catch me is considered a vulture. I'm a fairy, what kind of evil thing are you, a motherly stinking brat? ! High-tech dogs! You guys have forgotten that bloody fighting is the foundation of a bloody life!!! Come on, come to fight if you bring a handle!"

"Boss?" Fan Guo said weakly: "The intelligent creatures of this Super Beast Star are all in the form of animals. Among them, the little yellow beast with the cutest and most lovely image for a lifetime is the most violent and supports nature."

The lunch box silently looked at the sharp-toothed hairball who was still roaring at him in various ways, no longer cute and cute, with an expressionless face.

"Hey... Can you tell me what your opinion is?" Fourth Master said arrogantly that he was ready to accept any criticism from the boss: "What do you think of it? Just a word of dissatisfaction!"

Then lunch box commented: "Very pornographic and violent."

"..." Powerless to refute.

"This thing can be killed and made into a specimen, and you can watch it." The lunch box said, and then thought, maybe I can ask my stepfather to make a cute and cute mechanical stuffing, and put the leather of this thing on it.

The employees who don't know the BOSS's various pornographic thoughts feel guilty for being sorry for the boss. It seems that they didn't do their homework beforehand, and they don't understand that the cuter the creature is, the more difficult it is to deal with. A thing that is actually not the right version, I am really sorry for the boss.

So Fan Guo said weakly: "Actually, the creatures of Super Beast Star have one characteristic. If you can completely defeat it in force, then it will be the most loyal servant beast. Taking away cute creatures from Super Beast Star, most of them will take away some low-level beasts whose strength and intelligence do not match the sturdy appearance. It has not been tamed yet, but if it is tamed, it will do everything you tell it to do, and it will do the best it can."

"That's it, just tame it?" Lunchbox murmured, and then he smiled brightly like the sun: "It's easy to do it earlier."

……

Hey, it's hard for us to catch one with mechas, don't say it's so easy, it's not going to happen, the soul is light.

At this moment, any guilt dissipated, and everyone was ready to go back to write a report and reimburse the maintenance cost of the damaged mecha.

After a period of time, the lunch box was absent from training, and Yan found that he came back with some scars every day, and asked him only that he was injured while playing.During this period of time, Yan already understood that the world of lunch boxes was not as simple as he imagined, so he didn't go too deep. He just asked to pay attention to safety, and when he was applying medicine, he was asked to touch and kiss him, and he didn't have the heart to refuse.

Recently, Yan also feels in his heart that the child has not improved except for his height, his movements are becoming more and more proficient, his words and deeds are becoming more and more open, and he has an evil spirit that even soldiers and ruffians can't match.

Sometimes he wonders if the child is growing a little too far ahead?

During this period of time, the special team is full of joy, like a holiday, because the little pervert is not coming to training, and because it is said that the little pervert has been cleaned up recently, and there are always big and small injuries on his body.Among them, Wu Hope is the happiest, because he has more opportunities to come into contact with Yan, and even has some hopes, and has an illusion that he can succeed in winning love.

Until one day the special team received the task, and before the task was concentrated, the cute and cute child appeared beside the chief with a cute and cute hairball bigger than a watermelon on his shoulders.

The officer said: "Lan He, as a special exchange student, will participate in this mission, everyone should take good care of him."

"..." Everyone, your sister, who will take care of who? !

The lunch box naturally waved his hands domineeringly: "Everyone, please cooperate well, Yan, look what I brought you, this is just Xiao Huang, are you satisfied with what you see?"

Yan's eyes were completely attracted by such a cute and cute animal, both anticipating and timid: "It will be afraid of me, you should send it back."

The lunch box put the little thing on Yan's shoulder, and said, "No, it has no brains, it doesn't know what fear is, you just take care of it."

Xiao Huang: Your sister has no brains, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr , also the wife is too weak, right?Master, are you sure you're not mistaken about the species you're talking about?I think you should fall in love with the mammoth people from Maya who can destroy a small planet with a stamp of their feet.

Yan found that Xiao Huang's eyes were dull, and he really didn't know how to be afraid, so he fondled the little hairball.

Wu Hope's face turned green—one light bulb isn't enough for two? !Devil, you devil!