This is definitely not rebirth

For the past few days, "you have grown up" seems to be a curse, no matter how pitiful and cheeky the lunch box is, it has not been able to capture the straight heart that wants to let the child grow up.

In the past, you could pretend to be crazy and act stupid and eat tofu, but now you are taught the things you should pay attention to when you grow up, even when you touch your fingers. When you grow up, regardless of reality or games, you have to grow up seriously, not just on the surface.

So the lunch box was sad. During these days, he finally realized how strong a straight intestine is. He even wanted to make an interstellar long-distance trip to give advice to Chrysanthemum, who is far away on the earth. After all, that person is Yan’s best friend for a long time. ?

The lunch box unabashedly told about the recent suffering, asking for a guide.

After listening to the narration of the lunch box, Chrysanthemum was shocked.

The dog-like young man in a white coat immediately showed his gossip and wretched side: "I said you are only 13 years old, why are you so anxious about this kind of thing? You haven't even started to develop yet."

"Your sister!" Lunch Box was gearing up: "I can specially ask for a day off to go back to Earth to practice with you for a few hours."

The history of abuse spanning from adolescence to adolescence made Juhua immediately sit upright, with a high-spirited, sanctimonious image of a hypocrite, and her tone of voice was even more fairy-like: "Lunch box, my good brother, It’s a matter of time and effort for you, and it’s free, with our friendship, isn’t it just such a problem, it can be done online, don’t waste the ticket.”

"Then don't just talk nonsense, you can tell me how to solve this problem." The lunch box eagerly grabbed the life-saving chrysanthemum.

The three-dimensional image vividly interprets Chrysanthemum's embarrassment at the moment. He touched his nose and sighed: "I said you don't have to be in such a hurry, but he...is not so easy to compromise, especially when he decides on something. Sigh, you first Don't change your face, let me analyze it for you. It's true that you and Yan are engaged in a marriage contract, but after all, the marriage relationship has not yet been established, it's just an appointment. Well, there is really no need to change your face, listen to me, that straight-hearted Yan, It's not a day-and-a-half day, he obviously accepts your determination to become bigger, but at the same time he doesn't agree with your identity as the other half, he is in a period of inadequacy, dear."

"..." Now the face of the lunch box is also pale and yellow. He understands what Chrysanthemum said. It means that Yan is waiting for him to grow up, and at this stage of waiting, he neither admits that he has grown up nor admits that he is still young. Really a disaster.He complained bitterly: "Actually, I have really grown up."

In exchange for Chrysanthemum's questioning and even disapproving glances, it almost made someone explode.

"Are you really grown up? Are you fully developed? Let's have a physical examination first." Chrysanthemum said boldly: "Are you 140 now? No?"

The height problem once again poked the G-spot of the lunch box fiercely, and I saw the little Zhengtai circling the room with fried hair like a fighting cock: "Otherwise? Otherwise? Do you want me to use a booster to break through two meters at once?"

"...You will make me more angry if you do this." Chrysanthemum hurriedly smashed the child's bad thoughts. Although that kind of medicine can make human beings grow rapidly, it also brings side effects, preventing users from getting any breakthrough in the future. To cultivate talents well, this drug is banned by the government and is only used in special circumstances, such as the war years when mature soldiers are urgently needed. To be precise, it is a special drug for making cannon fodder.

Little Zheng finally stopped dejectedly, and sat back on the suspension chair, with a pitiful expression like a poor doll who couldn't eat candy, which made the veins on Chrysanthemum's forehead twitch - this evil The little devil is indeed born to deceive the world.

After taking a deep breath, Chrysanthemum told the child: "I said you should stop making useless efforts. Yan is the kind of person who decides to save you even if it costs her own marriage, the kind of person who is determined to support you and devotes everything without hesitation Now he decides that you should grow up and decides to help you, then he will definitely, definitely, definitely stick to it."

"Are you hitting me? Are you hitting me? Or are you hitting me?"

Chrysanthemum smiled dryly: "It's absolutely not, let me tell you, Yan and I have known each other since kindergarten, he couldn't smile since he was a child, his face was expressionless, he was very out of gregarious, he was not likable, everyone isolated him And he doesn't seem to pay much attention to other people's emotions. Many people, including me, thought he was a person who was very lonely and proud to wait for good grades, but then I understood that he is a straightforward person with a straight gut. .Others want to bully him, and he will complete the work that is pushed to him with a blank face, but if you want to copy his homework, he will not give it even if you fight with you. Because he thinks that the work can be done and helps others avoid homework responsibilities It's just wrong... Shit, this is the first time I've seen such a superb product, well, I'm definitely not saying bad things about Yan, you don't have to put on a bad face. Then I ran into something, and I was completely convinced, I said , he likes cute little animals very much. He often goes to see the little animals abandoned by the owner in the recycling pet store, but those little things don’t like him. He probably has a bad aura with the little animals. At that time, I felt very special. Funny, every day when I have nothing to do, I go to see him to eat turtles. One day I actually saw his mother, that very beautiful and beautiful foreign woman, with silver-white hair, small face, deep facial features, and big blue and gold. Eyes, long legs, long waist, thin chest, big figure, and a super gentle personality."

Think of a woman with Yan-like eyes, and the lunch box admits that she is indeed beautiful. As for her figure and personality, Yan probably follows his mother (?), Yan's mother is indeed a great beauty.

"And she is a good mother who loves her son very much. She specially bought a cute genetically modified pink kitten for Yan, but I obviously didn't like the cat struggling in the cage. After a while , He came to class with cat scratches, I looked at it, and thought this guy was so stupid, he was not proud and lonely at all, he was just a fool, well, if you hit my image with something, I would also It won’t be affected, well, I’m just describing my thoughts at the time, anyway, I gradually communicated with him, and this friendship has quietly become solid.”

"..." Lunch Box rolled his eyes, and the sugar ball thrown by him flew back to his hand, circling around his five fingers: "So what is your point?"

Chrysanthemum looked at the sugar ball, thinking that it was the eye that penetrated the virtual image just now, right?Can't help swallowing a mouthful of saliva: "What, that is, one day he went to school with red eyes, although his face was still expressionless, but it was obviously different from usual, so I asked him curiously, he was very devoted to his friends, so he told me, The cat he raised scratched his mother, and his father sent the cat to humane destruction. You know, it is a crime for a pet to hurt its owner, and it can be humanely destroyed. But Yan said that he felt that it was because he was reluctant That kitten is what caused it to be humanely destroyed. Since then, no matter how much he likes small animals, he has never raised them again. You are the only exception for more than ten years, probably because you were not afraid of him in the first place. , he is so resolute and resolute in taking your trouble."

After listening to the lunch box, he sighed a long time, he already fully understood Yan's stubbornness, so this matter is really difficult to handle, he either grow up as soon as possible to the point where Yan has to admit his growth, and then face up to the marriage contract, or forcefully change Yan's attitude. Thought, the latter is obviously impossible.

Xiaozheng held his forehead and thought for a while, then looked up and found that Chrysanthemum was playing a small game to pass the time, he couldn't help raising his eyebrows: "Why, are you free?"

Chrysanthemum nodded casually: "Otherwise, how challenging do you think this job is? I feel like I'm not even 30 years old and I'm starting to retire. Oh, I still have more than 200 years to live in the future. It's my fault that I didn't inherit the physique of my two fathers. Military school You can’t be a soldier even after you graduate.”

The lunch box could hear the disappointment in Ju Hua's words, and he knew this friend well. After all, they had known each other for ten years. Chrysanthemum's physique was obviously weak, but she held a passion for life. There is nothing worse than being a medical soldier in the military, but being defeated by a medical examination certificate, and living in a medical center for early retirement.

"I have a job introduction, which is more exciting than yours now, but it's definitely not that safe, and you have to save your own pension, is it swollen?"

"what?"

"I'll send you the job advertisement later, you can decide for yourself."

After throwing an olive branch at a friend, the lunch box cut off the communication, sat in the chair and spun around, the sugar balls in the pocket flew out one by one, circling around the child, the child's two small twists Fiddle with these small candies from time to time, and the disturbed candies will return the next moment they are off track, turning and turning, forming a small universe, and the core is the brown-haired and blue-eyed lunch box.

When Yan came back, he was taken aback by the sugar balls flying around the room. The next second, the sugar balls circled around him like an elf. He looked surprised and sent a questioning look to the child, but Seeing that the child changed his usual childishness and faced him with a rare seriousness, his expression seemed to be dealing with a difficult problem that might have a major impact, that kind of concentration and depth, he could only see it on the faces of adults or even mature human beings with rich experience. I have seen it.

For some reason, the image of 'Er Mi' appeared in my mind, combined with the expression at this time, it was unexpectedly touching. It was the first time Yan knew that the child he raised could have such an expression. When the child grew up, he would definitely will be excellent.

A kind of pride and loneliness that one's own child grew up in his heart, Yan was obviously at a loss: "Lunch box? What are you thinking?"

Thinking about how to push you down and let you know that I have grown up.

"Thinking about how to resolve the contradiction between objective facts and subjective ideas."

"..." Yan thinks that children don't like to think, especially things that have nothing to do with reality.

Looking at the daughter-in-law with question marks all over her head, the lunch box sighed secretly in her heart. On the surface, she didn't look like a mountain, but she didn't bother to pretend to be cute and cute, so she casually held the food box that flew out of the small kitchen, and spread it on the table: "Mr. Eat, don't starve."

Yan, who was used to feeding children, washed his hands and sat down at ease, eating delicious food, and was very satisfied.

The lunch box put away the sugar balls, and while eating, he put vegetables in the inkstone bowl, and asked casually: "Today, Wu hopes to invite you to the cafeteria?"

"Yes." Yan nodded: "I refused."

"Then he said he would come to eat with us?"

"Yes." Yan nodded again: "I also refused."

"Well, I just want to watch you eat." After finishing speaking, the lunch box took a piece of pork ribs with honey sauce and put it into the inkstone bowl. When the latter stared at him slightly, he couldn't help but smile slightly: "This is our two-person world." .”

Yan suddenly felt that the child seemed to have grown up overnight, that way of speaking, that kind of domineering, that kind of strategizing and directing the big man's demeanor, and the indescribable gentleness, which made it hard to look directly at him, that's all, What's the matter with the burning sensation in the cheek?

He didn't know that the domineering electricity he accidentally leaked had reached his wife, and the lunch box was still thinking about growing up. In addition, he had passed the data of the archangel to Danqing not long ago. When will the customized mecha be completed?Also, the pet captured by Super Beast Star is on its way back and will arrive in the next few days. It is necessary to convince the person in charge of the military region in advance to allow this pet to be kept.

"lunch box."

"Huh?" The lunch box heard Yan calling him, and raised his face to look at the adult with an embarrassed expression: "What's wrong? Yan?"

Yan was slightly stunned, and his expression was even more subtle: "Why don't you call me brother?"

"..." Human fine lunch box immediately sensed the strangeness, and while being suspicious, went further: "Well, because I have grown up, you are my fiancée, so I call your name, isn't it?"

"..." Yan has never understood the meaning of a fiancé so clearly like today. He could treat everything as a child's words before, but it seems that he can't now. He feels the seriousness of the child in front of him, and this child is growing up, and he will never Everything can be blamed on being young and ignorant.

"Then Yan, what did you want to tell me just now?" Lunch box was in a good mood, he felt that he had found a breakthrough point, since he couldn't change Yan's stubbornness, and couldn't force his body to grow, then let Yan feel him mentally. grow up.

"Well, I..." Yan was at a loss under someone's sudden domineering attack: "I want to say, after dinner, I want to play a game with your Medusa with an archangel."

In the past, Lunch Box was still unsure of his position, and he avoided fighting Yan, even if he faced him, he would let him down a little bit, but now it is no longer necessary, he smiled and said, "Well, okay."