[Mecha] Armor piercing overnight

The clerk rubbed his temples, and said frankly to the emperor: "Well, I admit that he is not dangerous. Our opponent is not so stupid as to send a guy who can't even bend a tin spoon to spy on the military situation."

Without mind power, unable to purify the energy of the stars, unable to read other people's thoughts, unable to germinate the seeds held in his hands, other than making the sophisticated mental strength tester smoke, this Fermulan is simply useless.Not far away, the inspectors formed a circle, trying to get Zeng Xiaoxian to spread his mental power to one of them, but unfortunately they also failed in the end.The brain power of the people on earth breaking through the sky can cause damage to the precision instruments in this tent, but it is completely useless to the human body. After all, no one has heard of the crime of deliberate masturbation, right?

So the inspectors dispersed in disappointment.

This kind of intensity of mental strength has indeed reached the level of the gods, but the problem is...it is useless!

The old gentleman who checked Zeng Xiaoxian's teeth held a small hammer in his hand, walked towards his desk with frowning brows, and said, "I have lived for so many years, and I have never seen such a weak god, who can't even use the lowest healing technique." It can't be compared, what is God trying to do by giving us this divinely favored one?"

In fact, the old man of God should not have thought about it.The emperor stood beside the clerk, thinking silently, the earth is not under his control.Whether people on earth wear it or not, the gods are on the Lancang planet, neither sad nor happy.

The test was finally over, Zeng Xiaoxian heaved a sigh of relief, didn't bother to care about anything else, stood up and rushed to Brant, looking at him expectantly.Brandt smiled slightly at him, stretched out his right hand wearing a pure white glove to pounce on Zeng Xiaoxian, then turned around and walked outside the military tent under the eyes of the earthlings asking "What are you doing, my lord?": "Follow me."

Zeng Xiaoxian covered his head full of wobbly hair, walked out behind the emperor, and lowered his voice to ask the serious and handsome young man next to him: "Master clerk, your majesty just read the test results, did you say that you want to arrange for me to go?" do what?"

The clerk glanced at the stupid hair on the top of his head that was standing against the wind, thinking that you are experiencing the feeling of being the precious pet of the supreme leader of Saild now, and it is too redundant to discuss such issues.But looking at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was a head shorter than himself, the clerk decided to let the emperor train the pet himself, so he didn't tell the truth, but said in a deep voice: "Your Majesty didn't say what to do for you, but if there is something The thing is that if he wants to see you do it, you...just cooperate."

The clerk felt that it was enough for him to say so much.Like Brant, the most he can do is to slam Zeng Xiaoxian's head every now and then, and occasionally let him go to play with the machine armor when he has no time to accompany him, and sometimes he will bring people over when he is in a good mood , put it on the legs and smooth the hair or something.Is this too much?It's not too much, who doesn't keep pets like this?Brant was very generous and generous. He used the mecha as a toy for his pets, and he couldn't find another one in the entire interstellar world.

The emperor fulfilled his promise and brought Zeng Xiaoxian to the mecha training camp.At this time, the soldiers are conducting actual combat training. Inside the spherical energy shields with a radius of ten meters, the military mechas with blue-black light reflected on the surface move and dodge in a small range. Countless light clusters are shot out from the energy shields. Attack the tall mecha inside the energy shield without any blind spots.

Seeing a group of mechas flexibly dodging in the air and making all kinds of difficult tactical moves, Zeng Xiaoxian was almost dumbfounded, not to mention that the handsome major general with the highest rank on the field found out that Emperor Brant came to inspect the training camp in person. The right hand in the white glove just waved decisively in the air, and all the training stopped.Thousands of mechas put their right arms across their chests in the spherical energy shield, and put their five fingers on their left shoulders. Together with dozens of officers on the ground who were in charge of manipulating the energy shield, they paid the highest respect to their loyal king.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was born in the southern part of the country, unfortunately never even participated in the flag-raising ceremony in the capital. He was so shocked by the silent solemnity that his feet almost fell to the ground.He stabilized his figure and peeked at the majestic Brant with fiery red hair. He suddenly felt that he had never seen this person clearly.Brant could let a dirty nobody touch his own branches, let him sit in his mecha, and even gave him half of his bed last night.Brant, who would smile gently at him, play pranks occasionally, and like to poke his head, had nothing to do with the handsome king who commanded thousands of troops in front of him.

For the first time, a person on earth realized that there was a gap between himself and his child's father (...). Standing together, the two of them just perfectly interpreted a word, that is, the difference between clouds and mud.Heh, the Chinese culture is really broad and profound, even this kind of thing can be compared so vividly, they are not just white clouds and black soil.

...Wait a minute, what happened to the figure of Mr. Benshan looming in his mind?

Brant signaled them to continue training, and the energy shield was activated silently, and several voices of "It's so despicable!", "It's activated all of a sudden, we're not ready for it at all, !”, “Wait for me to go down and clean you up!” and so on, but these fighters immediately turned off their microphones and began to manipulate the mechs to shuttle and dodge among the dense and high-speed light spheres.

There were several military mechas parked in the open space, Brant picked one of them at random, bowed his head and said to Zeng Xiaoxian, "This is the G-00089 Aimu mecha released three years ago. The weapon equipment has been changed, and now all you see are this type of mechas, or their modified mechas."

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded hastily. In his opinion, the blue-and-black Aimu mecha is also very handsome.Like the mecha with the cockpit open and waiting for the pilot to enter, it is about 12 meters high, which is much heavier than Brandt's Aria of Frost.Compared with the Frost Aria, which is equipped with both melee and far-range weapons, Aimu's firepower is much stronger. In addition to the eight hidden shooting chambers, the mech is also equipped with high-explosive bombs. The entire left arm It was an electromagnetic cannon, with its muzzle pointing obliquely at the ground with a destructive aura, making people on the earth terrified.

The mecha was manufactured to be put on the battlefield to kill people. It is not as beautiful as a work of art in the Aria of Frost. This Aimu mecha stands there silently, like a cold beast, With scars on his body, he may come back to life at any time and kill the enemy in front of him.

This is not a toy, sitting on it means being ready to sacrifice your life at any time.

Zeng Xiaoxian felt that his hands were shaking, a small part of it was because of fear, but most of it was because his fighting spirit was burning, and the blood in his whole body was boiling with it.Living in a country where housing prices are rising and prices are rising, all prices are rising except wages. Although it is hard and stressful, the people’s lives have always been peaceful. For them, the war is the United States and Iraq. things.

And now, he is about to go to the battlefield like a man, throwing his head and blood for the country——and the machine armor!Aww, who on earth has such a mighty experience of joining the army?He is the Bethune of Interstellar, who came to Lancang with the friendship of the people of Earth, and devoted himself wholeheartedly to the struggle between the Saild people and Inset!

After a long, long time, the name of Zeng Xiaoxian was still recorded in Saild's textbooks - he, a man on earth, left his hometown and came to another planet alone to help the people of Saild repel the invaders.This is international communism, no, it is the embodiment of the will of the interstellar proletariat, and Zeng Xiaoxian, a native of Earth... is the cutest person in the universe! !

The people on Earth quietly confused "In Memory of Bethune" with another article "Who Is the Cutest Person" together, and their faces glowed with a light that people couldn't look directly at.

Brandt nodded to the major general who was following them, then grabbed Zeng Xiaoxian who was possessed by the revolutionary martyr, threw vines around the fixed base of the cockpit, and brought them both up in an instant.The clerk stood on the edge of the battlefield, stretched out his hand and pressed down the brim of his hat, watching the major general with short silver hair choose another mecha next to him, and disappeared from the spot the moment the cockpit opened.Zeng Xiaoxian, who was carried into the cockpit, looked up and saw the silver-haired major general appearing like a ghost on the opposite mech: "..."

He thought that all the Sairds used vines to enter the cockpit like Brant did, so it turns out that there are still people with such perverted skills.He didn't see how the opponent left the ground at all, and climbed up to the cockpit more than ten meters high in the blink of an eye...

Zeng Xiaoxian was pondering over this question when he suddenly felt his vision go dark, and half a second later it turned on again.The mecha starts.

The surrounding light curtain showed the opposite Amyu-type mecha that was also activated. Brandt pulled Zeng Xiaoxian down, and the unprepared earthman immediately sat on his lap, and his back fit perfectly. on the emperor's chest.

Zeng Xiao Xian:"……"

The opponent's information analysis was quickly presented on the light curtain, and streams of data flowed in front of his eyes like a waterfall. Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes reflected the constantly refreshing numbers on the light curtain, and his mind was dazed.

... Sitting on the lap or something, what kind of trouble are you going to do?

Brandt calmly adjusted the mecha, adjusting all the data to the most suitable state, as if nothing happened.Zeng Xiaoxian's back was stiff, and a drop of cold sweat was streaming down his forehead. Should he move or not? !If you move, maybe the person behind you will smile evilly (...) Stop the movement of your hand, and then whisper in your ear with an unimaginably erotic attacking voice: "Oh, you tormenting little fairy , can’t you wait for a moment to be [beep——] by me and then [beep——]? If that’s the case, then I’ll make you—”

Speaking of which, the emperor stretched out his hand and pressed the call button of the battle channel, and said in a leisurely manner, "Major General Luo, the test is suspended, I have something important to do..."

=mouth=! !

So according to the following plot, no matter how hard Zeng Xiaoxian tries to defend and struggle, he will be pressed on the console first OO and then XX, and he will be pressed by the emperor who becomes evil and crazy as soon as he goes to bed like [beep——] In this way [beep——], I turned over and over again and tried countless difficult positions. No matter how much I cried and begged for mercy, the other party would not stop. Let go, dare to say no?" or "Your body is much more honest than your person" and other words to make fun of.

Needless to say, she must have been made to pass out in the end. From then on, as soon as this lewd body touches this person, a strong woman turns into a slut, and a strong man turns into a slut... The hibiscus tent warms up the spring night, and since then the king does not go to court early, and does not explain.

Unable to resist this evil, charming and mad (...) man, he could only cry at the flowers and vomit blood at the moon every day, and he became more and more haggard after being loved by thousands of people.When the Inset people broke through the last line of defense of Selde and finally approached the city, the king who had imprisoned him all his life was killed among the rebellious army.A man who was as evil and as mad as Emperor Brant came to him, raised his face with his fingers and looked at him for two seconds, then smiled evilly: "The people who destroyed Emperor Brant? In the future you Just follow me."

The new king wanted to bring him into the harem, and the courtiers all played, begging the king to withdraw his order.The new king was furious, and ordered to execute all the ministers of the humerus. After this battle, he became even more famous as a beauty and troublemaker.The courtiers hated him, the concubines in the harem hated him, and the princes who were deeply influenced by their mothers hated him, and finally he was poisoned to seal his throat in the deep palace. When I was around, I was already exhausted.

The evil and maniac man hugged him, and said fiercely: "Martai Ruo—ah bah! Zeng Xiaoxian, without my approval, you are not allowed to die! If you dare to die, I will kill your whole family!"

Black blood overflowed from the corner of his mouth, and his hands, so thin that even the light blue blood vessels appeared under the skin, stretched weakly into the air: "My...hometown, cough...on Earth..."

He coughed up another mouthful of black blood, and his breath became weaker, "If you really... want to kill my family, please take my ashes... back to Earth. I was born... an Earthling, cough cough, die ...Death is an earth ghost, I never belonged here...cough cough, you are the same as Brant...no one really got...me."

The hand stretched into the void fell powerlessly on the edge of the bed, and the man's heart-piercing roar came out of the deep palace wall that had imprisoned him all his life: "No——!!"

In the final scene, the king drove the mecha and frantically slaughtered his harem concubines, and then the powerful prince led the army to strangle the crazy emperor.The new emperor came to the throne, the country changed hands, and he who destroyed the kings of the two dynasties by himself became synonymous with beauty and misfortune, and remained in history forever.

The end of the show...your sister!Who wants the end of the whole drama like this! Hun Dan! !