[Mecha] Armor piercing overnight

The testing place was in a tent bigger than Wang's Tent. As soon as Zeng Xiaoxian approached, he could hear the familiar sounds of precision instruments operating.Brant lifted the white curtain printed with two triangular hexagrams on the front, turned his head to look at the earthman, and signaled him to follow.Seeing the tall and slender figure of the Great Emperor disappear behind the slightly swaying curtain, Zeng Xiaoxian swallowed his saliva, and walked in tremblingly——

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"Look up, open your mouth, and say 'ah,' and draw it out."

Zeng Xiaoxian obediently sat on the chair and did so. He looked about the same age as his postgraduate tutor, but his face was shorter than that terrible old man who enjoyed collecting ten yuan adult pornographic books full of gossip and typos. The older man, who was upright, took a small hammer and tapped his teeth twice from time to time, frowning seriously: "There are tooth decay."

Looking at this old man in a white coat and surrounded by the aura of the director of the department, Zeng Xiaoxian almost blurted out tearfully, "Doctor, do you still need to be treated?" stop.This younger tester, who was obviously a handsome man, dragged a form, and the earthlings keenly discovered that it was actually a tablet computer so thin that the notch made Apple want to die of hatred—wait, maybe it was an optical brain?

Building warships, powering up armor, if you still use a computer in this environment, it's going to be rough, dear.

The elder marked it with a pen of unknown material and unknown properties, and then signaled Zeng Xiaoxian to go to the next testing place.That ultra-thin and close-fitting (?), even on days with a lot of volume (...) can perfectly display the powerful performance of the optical brain, which immediately decomposes into countless light particles, dissipates in everyone's field of vision, and then flashes back again in the blink of an eye. Appeared in another inspector's hand, like a bright road sign indicating Zeng Xiaoxian's direction.

Zeng Xiaoxian: "..." Hey, technology benefits mankind.

There are at least 32 inspectors in this tent, ranging from holding a small hammer to seriously controlling hundreds of diamond-shaped metal pieces whizzing in the air with their minds, gathering into balls for a while, and then dispersing for a while. Wing-shaped.He finally understood that the first few were physical examinations, but the rest were beyond the comprehension range of earthlings. Hey!What do they want him to do, use his mind to control the metal piece or simply rely on instant magic?Although he is almost 22 this year, he still has a long way to go before becoming a magician!

[Author's Note: Once a human male remains a virgin until the age of 25, he will become a magician and can use magic. 】After measuring height, weight, measurements, tooth decay, trachoma, vital capacity, and even having two tubes of blood drawn, the test finally entered the category that normal people cannot understand.Someone gave Zeng Xiaoxian a tin spoon and asked him to hold it in his hand and bend it with his thoughts.Zeng Xiaoxian stared at the tin spoon with an embarrassing face for a long time, and when he looked up, he found that Brant was standing not far away looking at it, so he patiently tried to bend the soup tableware with non-existent thoughts .

Staring for a long time, Zeng Xiaoxian doubted that he could go directly to play Xin Huanzhu, and the one who gave him the tin spoon took back the tin spoon that hadn't changed at all, and looked at him with complicated eyes.It was only later that Zeng Xiaoxian learned that more than 80.00% of those Fermulans who had the same structure as him could bend a tin spoon with mental power, and the remaining 20.00% could bend two at the same time.It was the first time they had seen a good-for-nothing like him who couldn't even be deformed at all.

The inspector holding the tin spoon made four or five crosses on the form, hesitated for a long time before signaling Zeng Xiaoxian to go to the test item on the left front: "You... go there and try it, that is my friend, very good at excavation tests The potential of the master." Paused, couldn't help but said softly to Zeng Xiaoxian, "Bending the tin spoon is already the lowest threshold in the test of mind power, alas..."

Hey, Your Majesty has found such a weak partner, what will happen to the royal family's future?

Zeng Xiaoxian froze for a moment when he got up, looked at the gloomy inspector in front of him, hesitated for two seconds before saying: "I'm sorry..."

If he had known this, he would not have cooked instant noodles when he was watching the Spring Festival Gala, and would have devoted himself to learning the skill of bending spoons from Liu Qian!

Because the lowest threshold of the mental power test was not passed, the next test that required the use of those precision instruments was directly passed.The clerk came to the tent at some point, stood behind the emperor and watched Zeng Xiaoxian's test with him. After watching it for a few minutes, he said coldly: "Other people come to test, and it takes more than half a day for each test. He is fine." , I passed all four items in less than half an hour."

While speaking, Zeng Xiaoxian had given up on letting a seed in his palm germinate in an instant with a numb face, and mechanically walked to another table and sat down.

Brandt knew that Zeng Xiaoxian was an alien from Earth, and he was already mentally prepared for the difference between him and the Fermulans, so he was not as shocked as the people around him, nor was he full of prejudice against him like the clerk.The emperor stood not far away with his arms folded, watching Zeng Xiaoxian leave the place where the mental power was tested with spirit, went to a precision instrument, raised his heroic and slender eyebrows, and called the clerk by name: "You Look, Kent."

The emperor's handsome red hair is like burning fire, but it has an extremely smooth texture. They flow like water between his neck and arms, setting off the straight standard military uniform, making it even more dazzling.The clerk couldn't see his expression, but he could hear his low, smiling voice, "Everyone has their own strengths, clerk. Don't keep staring at other people's shortcomings, otherwise, you will miss a lot Interesting stuff."

The clerk's white-gloved right hand was covering the dark blue law code representing the will of the elders' house, and his expression remained unchanged, moving his thin lips, and said: "This kind of boring thing that can't even bend a tin spoon, you Keep it."

However, to everyone's surprise, Zeng Xiaoxian made it to the third level in the mental strength test.

The inspector kept asking him to recall happy things in his mind, the more the better, a row of waveforms on the precision instrument in front of him vibrated violently with the brain activities of the people on earth, and the peak value kept climbing to new heights.

"Oh, high energy ahead!!"

"Hurry up, hurry over and watch!!"

The inspectors, who were disheartened about the future of the royal family because no energy response was detected in more than a dozen consecutive tests, their eyes lit up. On the peak map that was shaken by Zeng Xiaoxian's small theater in his head, holding the hand of his colleague beside him, he finally saw a glimmer of light from the darkness.

Zeng Xiaoxian frowned, desperately digging out the happy memories in his mind, from receiving the acceptance letter from Hogwarts (?) to making his first good friend on the train, and finally successfully A silver stag made of mental power was released on the screen of the mental strength tester (...).This beautiful creature raised its head and ran round and round around the white-robed inspectors who were excitedly staring at the screen, making the normally moody old gentlemen back away while clutching their chests, their eyes sparkling Again and again.

Call God to protect!Call God to protect! !Fuck you all, Dementors! ! ——BY Zeng Xiaoxian's small theater in the brain.

The examiner who first tested Zeng Xiaoxian's mind force got out of the crowd excitedly, stumbled to the side of Emperor Brant, and was almost incoherent in surprise: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, I dialed into the Famul God's Favor Test and Research Center Since then, I have never seen such a strange mental power composition! I, I—”

Before the words were finished, there was a neat exclamation from the crowd, and then a puff of green smoke rose from the screen of the mental strength tester, curling up to the top of the account.At this time, even the serious clerk showed a look of surprise. The inspector turned around unconsciously, seeing the precision instrument that was molested to scrap by the brain power of the earthlings breaking through the sky, and his heart rushed to him immediately. It's not regret but joy——

God's family, this is God's family, it must be God's family!

Ah, has the god finally heard the call of his faithful followers?What He bestowed on Saeld was indeed a bright future, and the people brought back by His Majesty are indeed not worthless! !

Zeng Xiaoxian opened his eyes, sat in front of the smoking instrument and wiped off the sweat on his forehead with confidence. Although he looked a little tired because of the intense activity in his brain, the expression on his face was extremely satisfied at the moment.He sat up straight, and let out a calm yet slightly domineering sneer from the corner of his mouth——

Tremble, mortals!As the treasure of the town house that has been influenced by the two-dimensional culture of two different systems in the East and the West for more than [-] years and finally cultivated into a human form, how can our power be beyond the imagination of you mortals? !

Regrettably, in the subsequent testing process, God never heard the call of the believers again.Zeng Xiaoxian's arrogance to destroy the mental strength tester was like a flash in the pan, and he still behaved like a waste after that.Half an hour later, the final test results came out, and the staff of the research institute determined that Zeng Xiaoxian was no different from the Fermulans, but except for mental power, all other abilities were negligibly weak—there were several basic indicators, such as physical strength And endurance, not even the passing line.

——If there is no such divine favor, it is simply equivalent to useless wood...

Brandt felt very complicated when he got this result. Looking at Zeng Xiaoxian who was ignorant and didn't know what happened, he just felt that it would be better if he never knew this result.