It's not scientific!
Chapter 66 Flash Marriage
Although Yueyue racked his brains to let the second senior brother capture the master's heart, but right now he has no time, because Xu Zhenxun, who missed his great-grandson, sent him to the door.
"Grandpa, it's only been a few days," Yue Yue said helplessly, "It's not long since we came back from the capital, what's there to think about..."
The old man hummed, "You know what! If the baby couldn't leave you two, I would have left him in the capital long ago."
"And I'm here for business," the old man said solemnly, "You've been with Ye Qing for so long, and you already have children, aren't you going to have a wedding?"
Yue Yue was shocked, "What kind of happy event are you going to do? Grandpa, are you okay? Don't you want to let our family's political opponents know that I am with a man with a lot of fanfare? And the two men can't get a certificate."
Now the old man is very satisfied with Ye Qing as his "granddaughter-in-law", so he thinks about him in various ways, "I don't mean to ask you to do it in a lively manner, but no matter how you say it, you have to set up a drink and give a name Ah, you see Ye Qing is the only child of their Ye family, and now you have kidnapped him, how can you not give his dead parents an explanation?"
That's true, Yueyue thought it was quite reliable after thinking about it, so she asked: "Then what do you want to do, grandpa?"
"I heard from your elder brother that those monsters on Mao'er Mountain are old friends of Ye Qing's parents, that is, his elders, so why don't we just set up wine here and take care of Ye Qing's side? People also come to get together, so it doesn't have to be very lively." The more the old man thought about it, the more he felt that his method was very reliable, "It's enough for a single seedling of the Ye family to marry you, there must be a wedding anyway. "
So Yue Yue held back a smile and asked Ye Qing: "How is it? Will you marry me?"
Ye Qing winked at him in a particularly disgusting way: "Husband~ I am willing~"
Yueyue was once again frightened by him.
The little layman sat obediently on his "great-grandpa"'s lap. Hearing their conversation, he was very surprised and said, "Huh? Are Qingqing and Yueyue not married yet?"
"No." Yue Yue said.
The little layman looked confused, "Ah! Didn't I become a child without household registration?" A few days ago, a customer came to register a newborn ET baby, but because they were not married, they couldn't get it, so they had to register on the spot You can only attend after you are married... Because this matter took two days to complete, the little layman was particularly impressed by this.
Ye Qing was suddenly overjoyed and suddenly realized: "I got it! Yue Yue, we can get a marriage certificate now!"
Yue Yue and Mr. Xu looked at him blankly.
"We can get marriage certificates for special people!" Ye Qing said beamingly, "You know, there are always more men than women among monks, and same-sex marriage is legal under the laws of the Galactic Federation, so among non-humans, There are many same-sex couples, so according to the regulations of relevant departments, same-sex marriage of these special groups is legal, including people with supernatural abilities. I am a registered person with supernatural abilities, and Yueyue is also a registered employee of mine. I and Yue Yue You can get a marriage certificate if you get married!"
He waved to Yueyue, "Go and get your ID card, and mine, put them in our bedside cabinet!"
"What are you doing?" Yue Yue was already stunned.
"Get a marriage certificate!" Ye Qing rushed to the computer specially used for the certificate, "Register the marriage for the two of us! We need to put our accounts together!"
Emma!It's as if two employees of the Civil Affairs Bureau got married, and they could get a marriage certificate for themselves easily!So awesome!
Yueyue went upstairs to get her ID card with her feet fluttering.But when he brought his ID card, the two found out that Yueyue's household registration book was still in the capital...
The old man waved his hand, "Zhenxun, go back and get it right away!"
"No, no need, it will take too long for the fourth brother to go there," Ye Qing stopped the hard-working fourth brother-in-law, "I'll call the monkey brother and ask him to go, and the fourth brother will tell the family to prepare the household registration book. , Brother Monkey escapes super fast!"
The little layman blinked and nodded affirmatively: "Taotao's father can do somersaults!"
Although it is not as exaggerated as Somersault Cloud, Brother Hou has studied "Journey to the West" for so many years, and he still figured out a little bit, so his speed is really fast, and it is not a problem to go back and forth from City A to the capital every hour!
When Yueyue's household registration book was in hand, Ye Qing rushed to the computer for work, logged in to the dedicated operating platform, and started to operate. During the process, Xu Zhenxun also asked Xu Zhenxun to take a photo of the marriage certificate. Finally, Ye Qing took out the official seal Handed it to Yueyue, "Come on, not everyone has the opportunity to stamp their own marriage certificate in person."
Yueyue made two "pops" and stamped it without hesitation. The two finally got a marriage certificate that was freshly baked and still steaming.
Yueyue looked at the photo on the marriage certificate of the two smirking, and said blankly, "Is this considered a flash marriage?"
"Flash marriage is fine," Ye Qing said cheerfully, "It's fine if you don't get married."
The little layman has not forgotten his household registration: "Then can you register for me now?"
Although Yueyue's household registration has been transferred from the Xu family by Ye Qing to become an independent household just now—and Yueyue is the head of the household, because Mr. Xu is watching—but it is still impossible to register for the little layman, because He already has an account!The household registration of Da Lay has been registered!
Lei Ting approached the little layman with a grin: "Xiaojingjing, do you want to share an account with me?"
The little layman gave him a disgusted look: "No."
After much deliberation, Ye Qing couldn't figure out how to fool the little layman. Fortunately, Bai Daxian rescued him at this time. After Brother Hou brought Yueyue's household registration book from the capital, he returned to Mao'er Mountain. When Bai Daxian heard about love The disciples were about to get married, so they immediately drove them down from the mountain.
"Great Immortal~" The little layman threw himself on Big Tuji happily, "Great Immortal Yueyue and Qingqing are married!"
Mr. Xu was taken aback by the big rabbit—what a fellow!He has lived for seven or eighty years and has never seen such a big rabbit!
Bai Daxian was stunned when he saw an outsider, and asked Yueyue in a low voice: "Teacher, is this a client or..."
Yue Yue quickly introduced them to them.
When the big rabbit heard that this was the grandfather of his lover, he changed back into a human form to show respect, and then the two old men chatted.
Ye Qing took advantage of the opportunity of the little layman being caught between the two old men and hurriedly made a fake certificate, made a fake household registration book with the little layman's name on it, and then showed it to the little layman and old man Xu.
The little layman cheerfully looked at his own page in the household registration book, took it to show off to Lei Ting, and then showed off to his new friend Little Carp Axi.
Xiao Liyu said: "What is this? I was listed in my household registration book when I was born. I was still an egg at that time."
In the little head of the little layman, this is really a very awesome thing!He looked at the little carp enviously, and said, "When I was an egg, Qingqing might not have exchanged me with Taobao points." He didn't know if he came out of the egg, but Since his friend Xiao Liyu is, then he should be too...
Lei Ting endured the pain very hard.
The two old men over there have already started discussing Ye Qing and Yue Yue's wine arrangement.
Bai Daxian calculated with his fingers, "Well, if you are in a hurry, the 29th of this month and the sixth day of the next month are good days for marriage; if you are not in a hurry, the [-]th of next month is the best day, which is the day of the zodiac. Good luck, good luck."
That must be the day to choose Daji!
After the date was finalized, a group of people began to discuss the guest list again. After the discussion, Mr. Xu counted, "Hey, most of the guests are not human!"
This is what it says...
This old man is just like Yue Yue, sometimes he lacks a string in his head.Immediately Bai Daxian felt that he was very kind.
It took them a whole day to discuss this, so Bai Daxian simply stayed for dinner, and Yue Yue finally found a chance to help his second senior brother.
The two masters and apprentices were making dinner in the kitchen, and Bai Daxian was chopping radishes, when Yue Yue asked, "Master, what do you think of the second senior brother?"
"He's pretty good," Bai Daxian asked in surprise, "Why are you asking me this all of a sudden?"
Yueyue laughed guiltily, "Haha, it's nothing, just a while ago a client came to handle some business and asked about the second senior brother, saying that he had met him before, and then fell in love with him at first sight, I felt strange Well, the second senior brother is like wood, yet someone likes it." Now Yue Yue is so infected by Ye Qing that she doesn't even write a draft when she lies.
Bai Daxian was stunned for a moment, "Someone has taken a fancy to him? Is that person a man or a woman? How does he look like? Is his character good? Is it a human, a demon cultivator, or an alien? Oh, this is a big deal, your second brother This guy has never had a girlfriend or boyfriend since he joined my sect, and I worry about this lifelong event..."
...It seems that the future of the second senior brother is a bit bleak.
Yue Yue mourned for his second senior brother, "Master, what do you think is good about second senior brother?"
"He is good everywhere," Bai Daxian began to count, "Don't look at your second senior brother who is not talkative, he is very reliable in his work, and he is also a good person. Many of your senior brothers and sisters were brought up by him. Sometimes they listen to him more than they listen to me."
"No, no, it's not this aspect." Yue Yue tried to mislead his master's thinking, "Master, don't you ever think that the second senior brother is very handsome and attractive?"
"Hmm..." Bai Daxian fell into deep thought.
"Is there any?" Yue Yue acted coquettishly, "Tell me something quickly."
Bai Daxian nodded, "Yes, it's very handsome when it becomes a prototype! The hair on its body is also very attractive, I really want to touch it!"
Yue Yue was about to kneel down to his master...
"Grandpa, it's only been a few days," Yue Yue said helplessly, "It's not long since we came back from the capital, what's there to think about..."
The old man hummed, "You know what! If the baby couldn't leave you two, I would have left him in the capital long ago."
"And I'm here for business," the old man said solemnly, "You've been with Ye Qing for so long, and you already have children, aren't you going to have a wedding?"
Yue Yue was shocked, "What kind of happy event are you going to do? Grandpa, are you okay? Don't you want to let our family's political opponents know that I am with a man with a lot of fanfare? And the two men can't get a certificate."
Now the old man is very satisfied with Ye Qing as his "granddaughter-in-law", so he thinks about him in various ways, "I don't mean to ask you to do it in a lively manner, but no matter how you say it, you have to set up a drink and give a name Ah, you see Ye Qing is the only child of their Ye family, and now you have kidnapped him, how can you not give his dead parents an explanation?"
That's true, Yueyue thought it was quite reliable after thinking about it, so she asked: "Then what do you want to do, grandpa?"
"I heard from your elder brother that those monsters on Mao'er Mountain are old friends of Ye Qing's parents, that is, his elders, so why don't we just set up wine here and take care of Ye Qing's side? People also come to get together, so it doesn't have to be very lively." The more the old man thought about it, the more he felt that his method was very reliable, "It's enough for a single seedling of the Ye family to marry you, there must be a wedding anyway. "
So Yue Yue held back a smile and asked Ye Qing: "How is it? Will you marry me?"
Ye Qing winked at him in a particularly disgusting way: "Husband~ I am willing~"
Yueyue was once again frightened by him.
The little layman sat obediently on his "great-grandpa"'s lap. Hearing their conversation, he was very surprised and said, "Huh? Are Qingqing and Yueyue not married yet?"
"No." Yue Yue said.
The little layman looked confused, "Ah! Didn't I become a child without household registration?" A few days ago, a customer came to register a newborn ET baby, but because they were not married, they couldn't get it, so they had to register on the spot You can only attend after you are married... Because this matter took two days to complete, the little layman was particularly impressed by this.
Ye Qing was suddenly overjoyed and suddenly realized: "I got it! Yue Yue, we can get a marriage certificate now!"
Yue Yue and Mr. Xu looked at him blankly.
"We can get marriage certificates for special people!" Ye Qing said beamingly, "You know, there are always more men than women among monks, and same-sex marriage is legal under the laws of the Galactic Federation, so among non-humans, There are many same-sex couples, so according to the regulations of relevant departments, same-sex marriage of these special groups is legal, including people with supernatural abilities. I am a registered person with supernatural abilities, and Yueyue is also a registered employee of mine. I and Yue Yue You can get a marriage certificate if you get married!"
He waved to Yueyue, "Go and get your ID card, and mine, put them in our bedside cabinet!"
"What are you doing?" Yue Yue was already stunned.
"Get a marriage certificate!" Ye Qing rushed to the computer specially used for the certificate, "Register the marriage for the two of us! We need to put our accounts together!"
Emma!It's as if two employees of the Civil Affairs Bureau got married, and they could get a marriage certificate for themselves easily!So awesome!
Yueyue went upstairs to get her ID card with her feet fluttering.But when he brought his ID card, the two found out that Yueyue's household registration book was still in the capital...
The old man waved his hand, "Zhenxun, go back and get it right away!"
"No, no need, it will take too long for the fourth brother to go there," Ye Qing stopped the hard-working fourth brother-in-law, "I'll call the monkey brother and ask him to go, and the fourth brother will tell the family to prepare the household registration book. , Brother Monkey escapes super fast!"
The little layman blinked and nodded affirmatively: "Taotao's father can do somersaults!"
Although it is not as exaggerated as Somersault Cloud, Brother Hou has studied "Journey to the West" for so many years, and he still figured out a little bit, so his speed is really fast, and it is not a problem to go back and forth from City A to the capital every hour!
When Yueyue's household registration book was in hand, Ye Qing rushed to the computer for work, logged in to the dedicated operating platform, and started to operate. During the process, Xu Zhenxun also asked Xu Zhenxun to take a photo of the marriage certificate. Finally, Ye Qing took out the official seal Handed it to Yueyue, "Come on, not everyone has the opportunity to stamp their own marriage certificate in person."
Yueyue made two "pops" and stamped it without hesitation. The two finally got a marriage certificate that was freshly baked and still steaming.
Yueyue looked at the photo on the marriage certificate of the two smirking, and said blankly, "Is this considered a flash marriage?"
"Flash marriage is fine," Ye Qing said cheerfully, "It's fine if you don't get married."
The little layman has not forgotten his household registration: "Then can you register for me now?"
Although Yueyue's household registration has been transferred from the Xu family by Ye Qing to become an independent household just now—and Yueyue is the head of the household, because Mr. Xu is watching—but it is still impossible to register for the little layman, because He already has an account!The household registration of Da Lay has been registered!
Lei Ting approached the little layman with a grin: "Xiaojingjing, do you want to share an account with me?"
The little layman gave him a disgusted look: "No."
After much deliberation, Ye Qing couldn't figure out how to fool the little layman. Fortunately, Bai Daxian rescued him at this time. After Brother Hou brought Yueyue's household registration book from the capital, he returned to Mao'er Mountain. When Bai Daxian heard about love The disciples were about to get married, so they immediately drove them down from the mountain.
"Great Immortal~" The little layman threw himself on Big Tuji happily, "Great Immortal Yueyue and Qingqing are married!"
Mr. Xu was taken aback by the big rabbit—what a fellow!He has lived for seven or eighty years and has never seen such a big rabbit!
Bai Daxian was stunned when he saw an outsider, and asked Yueyue in a low voice: "Teacher, is this a client or..."
Yue Yue quickly introduced them to them.
When the big rabbit heard that this was the grandfather of his lover, he changed back into a human form to show respect, and then the two old men chatted.
Ye Qing took advantage of the opportunity of the little layman being caught between the two old men and hurriedly made a fake certificate, made a fake household registration book with the little layman's name on it, and then showed it to the little layman and old man Xu.
The little layman cheerfully looked at his own page in the household registration book, took it to show off to Lei Ting, and then showed off to his new friend Little Carp Axi.
Xiao Liyu said: "What is this? I was listed in my household registration book when I was born. I was still an egg at that time."
In the little head of the little layman, this is really a very awesome thing!He looked at the little carp enviously, and said, "When I was an egg, Qingqing might not have exchanged me with Taobao points." He didn't know if he came out of the egg, but Since his friend Xiao Liyu is, then he should be too...
Lei Ting endured the pain very hard.
The two old men over there have already started discussing Ye Qing and Yue Yue's wine arrangement.
Bai Daxian calculated with his fingers, "Well, if you are in a hurry, the 29th of this month and the sixth day of the next month are good days for marriage; if you are not in a hurry, the [-]th of next month is the best day, which is the day of the zodiac. Good luck, good luck."
That must be the day to choose Daji!
After the date was finalized, a group of people began to discuss the guest list again. After the discussion, Mr. Xu counted, "Hey, most of the guests are not human!"
This is what it says...
This old man is just like Yue Yue, sometimes he lacks a string in his head.Immediately Bai Daxian felt that he was very kind.
It took them a whole day to discuss this, so Bai Daxian simply stayed for dinner, and Yue Yue finally found a chance to help his second senior brother.
The two masters and apprentices were making dinner in the kitchen, and Bai Daxian was chopping radishes, when Yue Yue asked, "Master, what do you think of the second senior brother?"
"He's pretty good," Bai Daxian asked in surprise, "Why are you asking me this all of a sudden?"
Yueyue laughed guiltily, "Haha, it's nothing, just a while ago a client came to handle some business and asked about the second senior brother, saying that he had met him before, and then fell in love with him at first sight, I felt strange Well, the second senior brother is like wood, yet someone likes it." Now Yue Yue is so infected by Ye Qing that she doesn't even write a draft when she lies.
Bai Daxian was stunned for a moment, "Someone has taken a fancy to him? Is that person a man or a woman? How does he look like? Is his character good? Is it a human, a demon cultivator, or an alien? Oh, this is a big deal, your second brother This guy has never had a girlfriend or boyfriend since he joined my sect, and I worry about this lifelong event..."
...It seems that the future of the second senior brother is a bit bleak.
Yue Yue mourned for his second senior brother, "Master, what do you think is good about second senior brother?"
"He is good everywhere," Bai Daxian began to count, "Don't look at your second senior brother who is not talkative, he is very reliable in his work, and he is also a good person. Many of your senior brothers and sisters were brought up by him. Sometimes they listen to him more than they listen to me."
"No, no, it's not this aspect." Yue Yue tried to mislead his master's thinking, "Master, don't you ever think that the second senior brother is very handsome and attractive?"
"Hmm..." Bai Daxian fell into deep thought.
"Is there any?" Yue Yue acted coquettishly, "Tell me something quickly."
Bai Daxian nodded, "Yes, it's very handsome when it becomes a prototype! The hair on its body is also very attractive, I really want to touch it!"
Yue Yue was about to kneel down to his master...
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