It's not scientific!
Chapter 65 Big and small layman VS dead skinned face sufferer!
The little layman who turned back the next day had a sense of mission and took on the responsibility of "reforming bad children" responsibly. First, he told Lei Ting about the bunch of prohibitions imposed by Ye Qing and Yueyue.
"You are not allowed to hug you, kiss you, or hold your hand?" Lei Ting said with a bitter face, "Why? Isn't that what good friends do?"
The little layman said ruthlessly: "Because you are not my good friend yet."
Lei Ting, who was completely hit by this natural black, felt that his life was gloomy.
"But if you listen to me, I will still be good friends with you in the future." The little layman said.In fact, he is very happy to have a child at home. Although he can occasionally go to Maoershan to visit his good friends Yuanyuan and Taotao to play, but every time Yueyue takes him there, it will delay Yueyue's work Well.
"I will definitely listen!" Lei Ting promised cheerfully.
"Okay then, follow me to learn how to grow vegetables!" said the little layman, "The Great Immortal said that a good child should learn how to grow vegetables."
What kind of logic is this?Lei Ting couldn't complain, so he went out with a small hoe.
Yueyue yelled while squeezing juice for his baby: "Baby remember to put on a hat, and come back after playing for a while, the sun is shining outside!"
"Got it!" The little layman responded crisply, squatting by the vegetable field and began to thin the coriander seedlings—although everyone thought he was just playing, but he still did it in a decent way!
"Huh?! Don't you not like coriander?" Lei Ting was shocked.
The little layman gave him a strange look, "How do you know?"
"That's not the point," Lei Ting said angrily, "You hate coriander so much, why do you want to grow it?"
"Because Qingqing and Yueyue like to eat." The little layman said naturally.
Lei Ting once again expressed his envy and hatred for his "father-in-law".
Not long after the two of them played, the good father, Yue Yue, brought the little layman back to the house, and gave each of the two children a glass of fresh juice—although Lei Ting was a bit fond of the little layman, but a large part of it was because of Yueyue. Yue is very good to children, even though Lei Ting is only wearing a child's shell now.
"He is really kind to you." Lei Ting said quietly to the little layman.
The little layman nodded proudly: "That is! Yueyue treats me the best! When I grow up, I must marry a wife like Yueyue!"
Lei Ting stroked his chin, and said with a serious face: "Yes! Then I must try my best to learn from him!"
"Why?" The little layman asked curiously, licking his cup.
"Because then you will marry me!" Lei Ting said confidently.
Ye Qing, who was also enjoying his wife's freshly squeezed juice, spat out the juice with a "poof".
Yue Yue reluctantly took a rag to wipe the coffee table that he had sprayed with juice, and at the same time despised Lei Ting: "Don't dream, the baby won't marry you."
The little layman nodded with deep empathy, "That's right, you don't know how to cook, grow vegetables, do housework, take care of children, and fight less than Yue Yue, so I won't marry you." And you."
Lei Ting was deeply shocked, and asked Ye Qing with a bitter face: "Should I go to the bridal course?"
The corner of Ye Qing's mouth twitched, "I always thought you wanted to marry him instead of being married by him."
"I'd like to come, but I can't beat him," Lei Ting said sadly, "Xiao Jingjing always beats me to death."
Both Ye Qing and Yue Yue are very satisfied with this.
Because it's a hot day now, Ye Qing doesn't let the little layman play outside the house, so the little layman started to teach Lei Ting to watch "Pokemon" - he loves to watch this, it's much better than Pleasant Goat !
In order not to let her baby only have Pleasant Goat when she was a child, Yue Yue specially bought many classic cartoons she watched when she was a child and brought him back to watch.
Just when the two kids occupied the TV in the hall to watch "Pokemon", a guest came to the door.
"Huh? Why are you guys?" Ye Qing was a little surprised, because his colleague from City B, another city next to City A, came.
Because City B is a city of lakes, there are many large and small freshwater lakes, and many rivers pass by, so his two colleagues took root there - they are a carp couple.
The two colleagues held a very beautiful fish tank in their hands, and there was a small carp in the fish tank.
"We are here to entrust you to take care of the child," said the male carp spirit. "My wife and I are about to pass through the catastrophe, and there is no one to take care of our son. If we are looking for a friend, we are afraid that the child will owe karma. Thinking about it, you are more reliable in the industry." Yes, so I entrust you."
Because there has been no similar entrustment for a long time, Ye Qing has forgotten that these private companies sometimes have children's trusteeship business.
"There's no risk for the two of you to cross the catastrophe, right?" He said crowedly, "I don't want to keep raising a child, it's very troublesome, you have to save your life." He was glared at by Yueyue after he finished speaking for a moment.
The carp spirit and his wife were already used to his poisonous tongue, so they didn't care about it. After all, he was also kind, so the male carp spirit said, "Don't worry, it's just a small tribulation. We will come to bring our son back in a few days."
Ye Qing took a large commission from them according to the market price, and took the little carp named Axi.
Seeing his parents left, the little carp was crying loudly in the fish tank, and the little layman immediately went to talk to him very lovingly: "Don't cry, your parents will come to pick you up in ten days, look I never cried without my mother."
Axi, the little carp, stopped immediately, looked at him sympathetically, waved his fins at him through the glass of the fish tank, and said, "Then don't you feel sad? You are so unhappy without your mother."
"Why are you sad?" The little layman said openly, "I just need to have Yueyue and Qingqing. Although I was redeemed by Yueyue and Qingqing's points on Taobao, I am not their own, but they Always been nice to me."
Lei Ting laughed, "Taobao points are redeemed for purchase! Hahahaha! Who told you?"
The little layman was serious: "Qingqing said, he said he spent a lot of points to get mine."
Ye Qing faced Yueyue's angry eyes and smiled dryly: "I can't help it, he insisted on asking me how he got here, I think it's too much to say that he picked it up, so let's say he bought it with points."
Yue Yue had no choice but to promise the little layman: "Don't worry, baby, although you are not our own, Qingqing and I love you very much!"
"Of course I know," the little layman said cheerfully, then turned to ask the little carp, "Xixi, do you want to watch "Pokemon" with me and Tingting? The last time I saw a little elf, it was the same. Here comes the carp, and then he evolved into a Gyarados! How about you learn how to evolve too! Gyarados are so majestic!"
So the fish tank of the little carp was placed on the coffee table between the two children and the TV. Lei Ting sat silently next to the little layman, listening to him chatting with the little carp swimming around about the tyrannosaurus, and felt that being a child was really a joy. A very hard work!
Because the little carp and the little layman were very close friends, Lei Ting smelled of jealousy all over his body for the next few days. When the big layman turned back, he quickly hugged his thigh and cried: "Xiaojingjing, don't you love me?" Me! You clearly said you wanted to consider me, but flirted with that fish, are you sorry for me!"
The elder lay helplessly supported his forehead, "Don't talk nonsense, I am not a pedophile."
"Hmph, I knew you were just thinking about me just to perfuse me!" Lei Ting said proudly, "If you weren't afraid that I would use the Freemasonry to play again, you would definitely ignore me, right?"
Ye Qing was watching the play at the side, and interjected at the right time: "So you still have a bit of foresight."
The great layman was a little ashamed, because he really thought so--for a Buddhist monk, what a crime it is to do so!
So he sighed and said: "Yes, this matter is caused by my selfishness, and it is also a great crime, but I will not regret it. If you blame me, blame me."
Lei Ting's eyes turned red, and he immediately smiled meanly and said: "Since you feel sorry for me, you should quickly fall in love with me, be careful if you make me wait too long and I don't want you, you will be tired if you wait too long .”
Ye Qing snorted, "Someone hasn't been tired after waiting for more than 100 years, why don't you learn from them?"
Yueyue immediately thought of his second senior brother, so he began to think about how to help second senior brother catch up with his master. After all, second senior brother is too pitiful. Having a crush on someone for more than 100 years can't say how hard it is.
On Mao'er Mountain, Bai Yining, who was repairing the roof that was broken by Miao Miao's inexperienced real person with Bai Yining, suddenly sneezed.
His most caring second apprentice immediately looked at him silently, asking with concerned eyes.
"It's okay." Bai Daxian waved his paw, "Maybe some traitor is talking about me again."
The big white wolf continued to repair the roof silently with his head down, completely unaware that his little junior was thinking about how to make him capture the heart of the master.
"You are not allowed to hug you, kiss you, or hold your hand?" Lei Ting said with a bitter face, "Why? Isn't that what good friends do?"
The little layman said ruthlessly: "Because you are not my good friend yet."
Lei Ting, who was completely hit by this natural black, felt that his life was gloomy.
"But if you listen to me, I will still be good friends with you in the future." The little layman said.In fact, he is very happy to have a child at home. Although he can occasionally go to Maoershan to visit his good friends Yuanyuan and Taotao to play, but every time Yueyue takes him there, it will delay Yueyue's work Well.
"I will definitely listen!" Lei Ting promised cheerfully.
"Okay then, follow me to learn how to grow vegetables!" said the little layman, "The Great Immortal said that a good child should learn how to grow vegetables."
What kind of logic is this?Lei Ting couldn't complain, so he went out with a small hoe.
Yueyue yelled while squeezing juice for his baby: "Baby remember to put on a hat, and come back after playing for a while, the sun is shining outside!"
"Got it!" The little layman responded crisply, squatting by the vegetable field and began to thin the coriander seedlings—although everyone thought he was just playing, but he still did it in a decent way!
"Huh?! Don't you not like coriander?" Lei Ting was shocked.
The little layman gave him a strange look, "How do you know?"
"That's not the point," Lei Ting said angrily, "You hate coriander so much, why do you want to grow it?"
"Because Qingqing and Yueyue like to eat." The little layman said naturally.
Lei Ting once again expressed his envy and hatred for his "father-in-law".
Not long after the two of them played, the good father, Yue Yue, brought the little layman back to the house, and gave each of the two children a glass of fresh juice—although Lei Ting was a bit fond of the little layman, but a large part of it was because of Yueyue. Yue is very good to children, even though Lei Ting is only wearing a child's shell now.
"He is really kind to you." Lei Ting said quietly to the little layman.
The little layman nodded proudly: "That is! Yueyue treats me the best! When I grow up, I must marry a wife like Yueyue!"
Lei Ting stroked his chin, and said with a serious face: "Yes! Then I must try my best to learn from him!"
"Why?" The little layman asked curiously, licking his cup.
"Because then you will marry me!" Lei Ting said confidently.
Ye Qing, who was also enjoying his wife's freshly squeezed juice, spat out the juice with a "poof".
Yue Yue reluctantly took a rag to wipe the coffee table that he had sprayed with juice, and at the same time despised Lei Ting: "Don't dream, the baby won't marry you."
The little layman nodded with deep empathy, "That's right, you don't know how to cook, grow vegetables, do housework, take care of children, and fight less than Yue Yue, so I won't marry you." And you."
Lei Ting was deeply shocked, and asked Ye Qing with a bitter face: "Should I go to the bridal course?"
The corner of Ye Qing's mouth twitched, "I always thought you wanted to marry him instead of being married by him."
"I'd like to come, but I can't beat him," Lei Ting said sadly, "Xiao Jingjing always beats me to death."
Both Ye Qing and Yue Yue are very satisfied with this.
Because it's a hot day now, Ye Qing doesn't let the little layman play outside the house, so the little layman started to teach Lei Ting to watch "Pokemon" - he loves to watch this, it's much better than Pleasant Goat !
In order not to let her baby only have Pleasant Goat when she was a child, Yue Yue specially bought many classic cartoons she watched when she was a child and brought him back to watch.
Just when the two kids occupied the TV in the hall to watch "Pokemon", a guest came to the door.
"Huh? Why are you guys?" Ye Qing was a little surprised, because his colleague from City B, another city next to City A, came.
Because City B is a city of lakes, there are many large and small freshwater lakes, and many rivers pass by, so his two colleagues took root there - they are a carp couple.
The two colleagues held a very beautiful fish tank in their hands, and there was a small carp in the fish tank.
"We are here to entrust you to take care of the child," said the male carp spirit. "My wife and I are about to pass through the catastrophe, and there is no one to take care of our son. If we are looking for a friend, we are afraid that the child will owe karma. Thinking about it, you are more reliable in the industry." Yes, so I entrust you."
Because there has been no similar entrustment for a long time, Ye Qing has forgotten that these private companies sometimes have children's trusteeship business.
"There's no risk for the two of you to cross the catastrophe, right?" He said crowedly, "I don't want to keep raising a child, it's very troublesome, you have to save your life." He was glared at by Yueyue after he finished speaking for a moment.
The carp spirit and his wife were already used to his poisonous tongue, so they didn't care about it. After all, he was also kind, so the male carp spirit said, "Don't worry, it's just a small tribulation. We will come to bring our son back in a few days."
Ye Qing took a large commission from them according to the market price, and took the little carp named Axi.
Seeing his parents left, the little carp was crying loudly in the fish tank, and the little layman immediately went to talk to him very lovingly: "Don't cry, your parents will come to pick you up in ten days, look I never cried without my mother."
Axi, the little carp, stopped immediately, looked at him sympathetically, waved his fins at him through the glass of the fish tank, and said, "Then don't you feel sad? You are so unhappy without your mother."
"Why are you sad?" The little layman said openly, "I just need to have Yueyue and Qingqing. Although I was redeemed by Yueyue and Qingqing's points on Taobao, I am not their own, but they Always been nice to me."
Lei Ting laughed, "Taobao points are redeemed for purchase! Hahahaha! Who told you?"
The little layman was serious: "Qingqing said, he said he spent a lot of points to get mine."
Ye Qing faced Yueyue's angry eyes and smiled dryly: "I can't help it, he insisted on asking me how he got here, I think it's too much to say that he picked it up, so let's say he bought it with points."
Yue Yue had no choice but to promise the little layman: "Don't worry, baby, although you are not our own, Qingqing and I love you very much!"
"Of course I know," the little layman said cheerfully, then turned to ask the little carp, "Xixi, do you want to watch "Pokemon" with me and Tingting? The last time I saw a little elf, it was the same. Here comes the carp, and then he evolved into a Gyarados! How about you learn how to evolve too! Gyarados are so majestic!"
So the fish tank of the little carp was placed on the coffee table between the two children and the TV. Lei Ting sat silently next to the little layman, listening to him chatting with the little carp swimming around about the tyrannosaurus, and felt that being a child was really a joy. A very hard work!
Because the little carp and the little layman were very close friends, Lei Ting smelled of jealousy all over his body for the next few days. When the big layman turned back, he quickly hugged his thigh and cried: "Xiaojingjing, don't you love me?" Me! You clearly said you wanted to consider me, but flirted with that fish, are you sorry for me!"
The elder lay helplessly supported his forehead, "Don't talk nonsense, I am not a pedophile."
"Hmph, I knew you were just thinking about me just to perfuse me!" Lei Ting said proudly, "If you weren't afraid that I would use the Freemasonry to play again, you would definitely ignore me, right?"
Ye Qing was watching the play at the side, and interjected at the right time: "So you still have a bit of foresight."
The great layman was a little ashamed, because he really thought so--for a Buddhist monk, what a crime it is to do so!
So he sighed and said: "Yes, this matter is caused by my selfishness, and it is also a great crime, but I will not regret it. If you blame me, blame me."
Lei Ting's eyes turned red, and he immediately smiled meanly and said: "Since you feel sorry for me, you should quickly fall in love with me, be careful if you make me wait too long and I don't want you, you will be tired if you wait too long .”
Ye Qing snorted, "Someone hasn't been tired after waiting for more than 100 years, why don't you learn from them?"
Yueyue immediately thought of his second senior brother, so he began to think about how to help second senior brother catch up with his master. After all, second senior brother is too pitiful. Having a crush on someone for more than 100 years can't say how hard it is.
On Mao'er Mountain, Bai Yining, who was repairing the roof that was broken by Miao Miao's inexperienced real person with Bai Yining, suddenly sneezed.
His most caring second apprentice immediately looked at him silently, asking with concerned eyes.
"It's okay." Bai Daxian waved his paw, "Maybe some traitor is talking about me again."
The big white wolf continued to repair the roof silently with his head down, completely unaware that his little junior was thinking about how to make him capture the heart of the master.
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