[Online game] How to use the baby bottle

The business of the restaurant downstairs has always been very good. Even though there are still more than two hours before the meal, the small noodle restaurant is already full of people.The uncle at the noodle shop saw Ke Luo and greeted him warmly: "Xiao Ke is here? Sit down, or is it the same as usual?"

"As usual, it's troublesome to ask for two copies."

"Okay, wait a minute!"

Ke Luo looked at the only seat in the crowded store, wrinkled his nose unconsciously, walked over with a stomp, stretched out a leg to hook out the stool and sat down.

The dead house on the opposite side didn't even look at him, and was fiddling with a mobile phone in his hand. Ke Luo leaned forward, trying to see what he was doing with a serious face, and saw someone with a stiff face look up.

Looking at each other, Ke Luo coughed: "You, you often come here to eat noodles?"

"Yeah." The guy replied indifferently, lowered his eyes and continued to look at the phone, "It's not good to peek."

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Fuck, I like to peek at what you can do to me!fall!

After stuffing two large bowls of beef noodles, Yu Zu's mood was somewhat comforted by the feeling of satiety, and the extremely polite Si Zhai on the opposite side looked a little handsome.Ke Luo said "Eat slowly, I'll go first" and stood up. Si Zhai looked up at him and said "goodbye" which was quite humane for the first time. Ke Luo, a child who was easy to dismiss, suddenly felt emotional Even more excited, humming a song and leaving the noodle shop.

I bought some snacks at the nearby supermarket, and when I got home, the unlucky child had almost forgotten the series of extreme events encountered in the game, turned on the computer and logged in the game again, looking at the same black and white screen as when I logged in before, slightly raised The corners of his mouth slowly opened, frowning, he resurrected and returned to the city, squatting next to the sacred stone in the prefect area and began to think of countermeasures.

It’s impossible to stay like this all the time. It’s really a test of people’s endurance to go online and go offline. Unfortunately, Ke Luo has everything and doesn’t have much.After checking the package, Ke Luo gritted his teeth, took out his online banking and charged 100 yuan, and bought a name-changing surname in the item mall.

Ke Luo has always insisted on not exchanging cash for game currency since he played the game. He doesn't want to take the game too seriously.But at this moment, he can't control so much anymore, as long as he can live safely in this wilderness, it is not impossible to change his principles.

After using the item system to force logout, Ke Luo took a more elegant and literary name after logging back in: Luoluo Qingran.

Ke Luo carefully checked it again and again until he confirmed that he could not see any clues similar to Honglian, and then confirmed that he had logged in to the game.He looked at the female Bing Xin who had changed her name on the screen and seemed to be more pleasing to the eye. After thinking for a while, he opened the Yuanbao Mall and browsed the fashions.

He bought a name change and changed his surname, leaving 400 ingots. He chose a fox-eared head and tightly wrapped pink grassy clothes, satisfactorily rode a rabbit out of the city and walked around the city, deliberately heading towards crowded places. , Sure enough, no one is popular with him anymore.

Ke Luo excitedly dug out the collection items, and suddenly saw a system prompt: Your friend, Hong Jin, is online.

Ke Luo was taken aback, and then kicked off the power of the computer with a snap.

That's bad, why did he forget his "husband", he changed his name, and the titles of that bastard's husband and wife will definitely change! ! !

Ke Luo grabbed his hair and tapped on the keyboard twice, then suddenly raised his head.But... it's also possible that the guy didn't use the title of husband and wife?And once he finds out, he should be notified as soon as possible, so don't tell it. Why did he get so excited that he went offline? ! ! !

Day yo.

Ke Luo re-logged into the game, then tearfully looked at the title on his head - Luo Luo Hongjin's wife.

Why the fuck do you want to chop that guy up so much!I changed my name, what are you mixing with it!

At this moment, a line of heaven crossed the top of the head.

[Tianxia] Huanyu Youxian [Luo Luo Hongjin] has changed its name.

[World] Master of the World [Shallow Flowing Scenery] (saliva) Dear, are you going to use a couple name with me?

[Tianxia] [Su Momo] (sweating) Is Jing Ge feeling spring again?Didn't you see that the names on Brother Jin's and his wife's titles have changed?

[Tianxia] Grandmaster of the world [Shallow Liujing] (staring), did Honglian change her name?

[Tianxia] Grandmaster of Tianxia [Shallow Flowing Scenery] (Dancing) and Red Lotus have been renamed, players in the Great Wilderness are paying attention~!Shemale and Red Lotus have been renamed~!Now it's called Luoluo Qingran~!Don't miss it when you pass by~

[World] Master of martial arts [Bi Luo Qing Ran] renamed together?Did Hong Jingou really have sex with a dead shemale?Could it be that you are a base? !

[World] Grandmaster of the world [Shallow Flow Scenery] Fuck!Our family's business means the dog gets out and barks!Come to Liuguang duel if you have the ability!

……

As soon as Qian Qian Liujing, the world's number one cultivation master in the world, spoke, Ke Luo suddenly felt the air around him freeze, and he could even feel the docile players around him like little white rabbits. , In the next second, various light effects fell around Luoluo Qingran like fireworks, and the picture was black and white again.

Ke Luo knelt down.

The game sounded the sound of a team invitation prompt, and Ke Luo opened it with trembling hands. It was the 2B who changed his name so much that he wanted to send out a world-famous [-]B. Ke Luo clicked OK, and he went crazy after joining the team.

[Team] [Luoluo Qingran] Day!

[Team] [Luoluo Qingran] What do you want, what do you want, what exactly do you want? !I was killed as soon as I went online, is it easy for me to spend 60 yuan to change my name? !I said that this number has been replaced, so let me go, let me go, please!

[Team] [Luoluo Qingran] What are you talking about? !You should say something!At least give me some feedback, can you f*ck talk, talk, talk! ! !

[Team] Team leader [Luo Luo Hongjin] Oh.

【Team】【Luoluo Qingran】...

[Team] [Luoluo Qingran] I bought a watch last year!

If this continues, I will become Ma Jingtao!Ke Luo cried.

After retiring from the team and being resurrected, Ke Luo sadly returned to the sect to do the mission of the division. I should stay in the head office in a safe area!

Standing next to the chief disciple of the sect to accept the task, a fellow sect passing by on a cat... step by step back and stand still.

[Sect] [Sanlu] Surprised to see a dead shemale as a teacher, is there any onlookers?

[School] [Pectoral muscle flicks milk all over the world] (saliva) Wait!right away!

[Sect] [Mo Xiaoyi] (saliva) Watching with the crowd, did the dead ladyboy change her name?

[Sect] [Sanlu] Come on, he sent Feng Wanlin, speed.

[Sect] [Su Yu Momo] What's wrong with an affectionate SB who has never seen the world?Can a shemale make you so excited?

【Sect】【Mo Xiaoyi】(Contemptuously) We have never seen your special products in the water side, unlike you in the water house where you are full of shemale!

[Sect] [Su Yu Momo] Shit, being a shemale is not as good as your little three's concentration camp!

[School] [Time Like Water] (Laughing with a hammer) Amorous dogs still have the face to come out to watch transvestites, you can’t even look down on a man in affection, and you can let a transvestite snatch it, and you have the guts to rob other men, 2B!

[Sect] [Sanlu] That idiot Yun Mo has been kicked by our powerful master long ago, you know what a fart!That J mouth just knows Hu Li Lie!

[Sect] [Su Yu Momo] Short oil, I don’t know which powerful pig ran to the world crying and begging Yun Mo Shishi to change his mind, but he would rather go back with transvestites than go back with you stupid bitches Son, now you still have the face to say that you kicked him first?Do you think that everyone in the wilderness is blind?

While admiring the lively yelling and cursing on the sect channel, Ke Luo knelt down completely as he watched the dozen or so Bing Xin ladies trailing behind Luo Luo Qingran.

Who did he provoke! >

[World] [Luoluo Qingran] Day!What the hell said that this number has been replaced!I spent money to buy it on 5173 this afternoon, believe it or not!Get the fuck out of Lao Tzu's life mellowly!And that who!divorce!Divorce now!

[Tianxia] Grandmaster of the world [Shallow Liujing] Get rid of your sister's dead shemale, my brother didn't kick you, why are you so nervous? !

Ke Luo looked at the few ingots left in the package but couldn't help but burst into tears.

I'm so fucking playing a game...is it easy? !