[Online game] How to use the baby bottle

The screen is black and white.

Ke Luo looked at the character name "红莲" on the game interface, lying on the ground like a piece of paper in black and white, and couldn't help but think to himself, it must be the wrong way for me to open the game.

The sound of the system prompting the formation of the team came from the earphones. Ke Luomu returned to the sacred stone and resurrected to the Yanqiu Imperial Garden with a face, and clicked on the formation information to take a look. Level 80 full-level Da Tai Xu, whose name is Hong Jin, shows his location in the Central Plains.

Ke Luo looked at the three small white words "Gender: Male" on the pop-up dialog box, and the corners of his mouth twitched.It's not normal for a big man to use a name like "红锦".

Looking at the title of "Hongjin's Lady" on the head of the character he manipulated, Ke Luo couldn't help sighing: Oh my goodness.

Rather than picking up a cheap husband for nothing, it's better to say that the girl who played this role before left him with a lot of trouble.Ke Luo sighed and accepted the team invitation.In the game, his cheap husband didn't say anything when he saw him join the team. Ke Luo touched his nose and said hello first.

[Team] [, Honglian] Hello.

My husband and lord didn't even bother him.Ke Luo spoke at a speed of at least seven Chinese characters per second as if in fast forward, making fun of this guy's pretentious behavior while sending a smiley face in the team.

【Team】【红莲】(smiling face) I bought this number, do you have time to go through the divorce procedures?

Mr. Husband remained silent.Ke Luo took a deep breath, resisting the desire to smash the keyboard and smash this guy's face with blood, and continued typing in the team.

【Team】【红莲】(smiling face) Dude, are you there?The girl who used to play this account sold it to me. From now on, this account will not be the person you know, so if you have time, I think we should divorce the marriage and start a new life in the future. You say Yes or no?

[Team] Team leader [红锦] Oh.

Short oil, speak!

Ke Luo's face brightened, and he stared unblinkingly at the avatar of the vicious fox-eared Yao Daojun in the team. Unexpectedly, another dialog box popped up next to him.

[Team] The leader of the team [红锦] doesn't matter.

……

what did he say?

Doesn't matter?What is indifferent? !The corners of Ke Luoyang's mouth curled down, it doesn't matter if you fuck your sister, but I don't care, okay? !

【Team】【红莲】How can it be indifferent?The girl you have feelings for is no longer playing!We are all strangers, isn't it a normal and necessary procedure to divorce? !

[Team] The leader of the team [红锦] is a baby bottle on both sides, or can you change the school?

【Team】【红莲】...

Shit, I didn't want to reveal my gender at first, it seems that I won't let go if I don't give him a bomb!

【Team】【红莲】I am a man!

[Team] Team leader [红锦] Oh.

【Team】【红莲】Oh what? !

[Team] Team leader [红锦] The previous owner of this account was also a man.

【Team】【红莲】...

[Team] The leader of the team [红锦] comes to Liu Guang, give me blood.

【Team】【红莲】...

【Team】【红莲】Day!

Ke Luo got on his horse and teleported to Nuwa Palace.stay together, right?I ordered a forced divorce!Ke Luo manipulated the female Bing Xin just before the divorced NPC, his "husband" who is invulnerable and invulnerable to all poisons said slowly: "If you have enough money, order it, but I don't guarantee that I won't ask for a change of heart." .”

Ke Luo looked at the only 200J in the package, and started counting with his fingers: 200J for the first time, 400J for the second time, 600J for the third time, 800J for the fourth time, and 1000J for the fifth time to reach the upper limit , a total of... 3000J! ! !

Damn... Damn, even if I sell myself, I still have to save money and resolutely divorce this marriage! ! !

Ke Luo shook his hands angrily and withdrew from the team. After calming down for a long time, he managed to suppress the pressure, and then opened the equipment interface to take a look.

When he was browsing on 5173, he saw this number at a glance. It wasn't that the equipment was good, but that the price-performance ratio was quite high.

Da Bingxin at level 75, the weapon is the instant youth that was passed on, and the jewelry is a set of dungeons of Tianyuan + Fengchao. They are all the best jewelry of Mannian. Language, the whole body protects the small wings with an average of 10 diamonds.Although this equipment is at the level of ordinary civilian players in this area, this number is cheap, only 99 yuan! 99, only 99!A suit of 10 drills can be sold for three to four hundred even if the drills are removed, and all the spinning and gathering skills on the number have rushed to 75!

He quickly checked the information provided by the seller, and found that the ID card and other information were complete, so he quickly bought the account.Xin said that fortunately, he refreshed the webpage after the release of this number, otherwise the advantage would have been taken by others.

If it was Ke Luo himself, such a number would never be sold for 99 yuan. After all, handmade and just made three or four yuan of fairy blue cotton yarn for 99 yuan. Picked up the treasure, and Ke Luo is the legendary life player.

Ke Luo operated, and Hong Lian ran to the bank next to the God Stone to sort out her property. There was nothing valuable in the warehouse and parcels, and only a few pieces of the Flawless Jade Warrior Jade were worth a little.Ke Luo didn't expect to find any good things, so he teleported to the Jiuli skill area, exchanged some grass collection props, and planned to dig some grass and make some semi-finished products to sell on the consignment, so he could earn a little bit , Go back and download the dungeon to get some jade and make some fairy blue cotton yarn ghost ink cotton yarn or something.

He has also played Bing Xin before, so he learned most of the weaving and grass collection that Bing Xin would choose. He is used to digging grass and digging. Even if he doesn't use his feet and can't open the map, he can roughly know where the grass he is looking for is. After all, the vegetation on each map is fixed at those points.

He didn't waste money to buy Zutong, he just manually operated it himself. The rare beast on this number is a white rabbit, which is very suitable for delicate nurses. It is the first choice for many Bingxin girls and little nurse dads.

On the screen, Honglian hopped and ran to Yingri Lotus Pond. The kapok to be dug was near the sacred stone. Ke Luo moved the mouse to see that the kapok was still in the growth stage, so he left the number there and went to the kitchen to wash it. fruit.When he returned to the room with the plate, he saw his number standing like a compass with his legs spread apart, his head tilted, and his body kept showing signs of blood volume dropping.Ke Luo hurried to the computer desk and picked up the mouse to adjust the angle of view, but only captured the afterimage of a character disappearing. He pressed his hand on the blood-increasing button, just waiting for the sleeping time to pass and immediately add blood to himself, but he also knew that the other party would never give him a chance. Since he was invisible, the next move must be shadow killing, no Knowing whether my only half tube of blood can survive...

Everything just happened in a blink of an eye, and Ke Luo soon heard the female Bingxin scream "ah", and fell to the ground in a circle, followed by the heavy music sound that is unique to black and white pictures.

Ke Luo took a deep breath, and let Honglian continue to lie on the ground, frowning and typing in front of her.

【Current】【红莲】Fuck, why did you kill me? !

[Current] [Listen to the singing voice] Still have to give a reason to the killer?

What happened to the shemale, should the shemale deserve to be killed? !Ke Luo was furious, but he didn't have the time to argue with this unreasonable argument. He just wanted to explain clearly and calm things down.

【Currently】【红莲】This account has been replaced.

[Current] [Listen to the singing voice] Just 20 minutes ago, we killed him offline in Fengwu Forest, and 20 minutes later, he said he changed?Is there such a coincidence?

【Current】【红莲】...

【Currently】【红莲】day!

Ke Luo scolded the resurrection stone. Although he was very depressed, he didn't forget to dig the grass. After waiting for a while, he guessed that the person had left, and hurriedly teleported over to dig up the decayed kapok.

At this time, I was not in the mood to dig grass, and went back to Jiuli to make semi-finished kapoks in the package into semi-finished products and put them on consignment. I saw someone in the area calling for Wuxia, so I hurriedly applied.

It took nearly half a minute for the application information to pass, but Ke Luo didn't take it seriously. Immediately, the system prompted the dungeon to open, and Ke Luo quickly sent it over. He clicked on the NPC to enter but was prompted that the dungeon was still being prepared, so he opened the team interface, Click on the Tianji in the team to apply for joining the team.

System: Gentle Knife has rejected your application to join the team.

Ke Luo was stunned for a moment, thinking that the other party had made a mistake, so he reapplied, but was rejected again. At this time, the system reminded you that you were attacked by a gentle knife, you were attacked by a gentle sword, and you were attacked by a gentle staff. Attack, you are attacked by Xiaodoufu.

Besieged by four people, the poor nanny was smashed to the ground by various skills before she even had time to react.

Ke Luo almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

[Current] [Gentle Knife] The dead shemale's brain was trapped by the door or did Sanlu drink too much?

[Current] [Little Tofu] Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. I've seen stupid people, but I've never seen such stupid ones. I really want to be picked up and continue?Hahaha!

Ke Luo continued to struggle: "Fuck! This number has been replaced! I'm not me!"

Little Tofu: What a pervert, what are you pretending to be!See you once and kill you once!

Ke Luo was almost outraged by Parkinson's epilepsy.What the hell did this account do?

After dropping the mouse and unplugging the computer, Ke Luo went out with his phone and wallet.

He was so angry that he was hungry! =. =

As soon as he went out, he met eye-to-eye with the dead house who lived next door. Ke Luo forced a smile and said hello: "Hi..." Then he looked at the dead house and glanced at him expressionlessly. , turned and went down the stairs indifferently.

If this building is not his, he really wants to buy the house for this kid, and see if that iceberg face is still so indifferent!

Damn, the tenant is so arrogant these days, he's only seen one like this in his life!With that kind of bearded virtue, if this kind of guy can find a wife, he can find a man like Wang Leehom!