The actor is a little bitch!

Chapter 31 Rock'n'Roll Rising Stars Are Very, Very Stupid!

Gu Feng and Xia Zhan helped Gu Yan hold his head, and the other grabbed Gu Yan's shoulder and pulled it out!

The scene was very brutal and terrible.

But Gu Yan's head still pulled out. No. Come out!

"Brother Gu Yan, you have to work harder!" Xiao Xiaxia clenched her fists to cheer up the idol. "It's coming out soon!"

Work hard, it's coming out soon!

This damn, is she about to give birth?

As expected of a natural black.

"Pfft ha ha ha..." Charlotte was poked hard by her own brain, and she leaned on the wall and laughed messily in the wind!

"If you try harder, your ears will fall off!" Gu Yan burst into tears.

This thing is not scientific at all!Why is it so smooth when the hair drills in?

"Could it be a problem with the angle?" Charlotte laughed enough, seeing her handsome man worried, felt very distressed!

So he made a decisive suggestion.

Since it can be drilled in, it can definitely be pulled out, but that must require a particularly tricky angle of confusion!

Just like the ancient and mysterious Chinese educational toy Nine Links.

You can't untie it with brute force, but if you twist it casually with the mentality of "it doesn't matter if you can't untie it", sometimes you can untie it right.

Gu Feng picked his younger brother's head so badly that his hands were sore. After hearing what Charlotte said, he nodded deeply, and while shaking his hands, he ordered his younger brother solemnly: "Xiao Luo is right, find the angle yourself, and try to move up and down. .”

"You must relax your mind." Charlotte patted Gu Yan's shoulder sincerely. "Pull it out with the idea that it doesn't matter if you pull it out."

Gu Feng swished his head and looked into the distance, his shoulders trembled slightly.

Daughter-in-law is so much fun.

But at this time, laughing one after another will leave an indelible psychological shadow on my younger brother...

How is it possible to pull out. No. It doesn't matter if it comes out!It doesn't matter what you say!Do you want this devil king to be trapped in the fence for the rest of his life? ? (Hate you!) (>mouth<-)

Gu Huohuo worked hard to move his stiff neck, then pouted his buttocks and moved his golden head up and down in the fence a few times!

Beat like an abacus bead!

Or a golden shooting star!

Or a lift!

Xiao Xia finally couldn't bear to watch it.

So he eagerly proposed another solution: "I heard that where the head can pass, the body can certainly pass. Gu Yan, why don't you try to go in sideways first, and then come out over the wall?"

It has to be said that this scheme is actually quite reliable.

But it's mostly for naughty little kids.

Children generally have big heads and small bodies, and they like to put their heads in various places.

However, although Gu Yan has always followed the path of freshness + cute handsome guy, this cannot stop the iron-blooded male gene buried deep in his soul.

This point can be known by looking at Gu Feng.

That is to say, Gu Yan's skeleton is still relatively large, and he has all the pectoral and abdominal muscles he should have.

So when Gu Huohuo was urged by everyone, he turned his body with difficulty, stuffed one leg into the fence, and then squeezed his body in with all his strength...

His whole body is stuck firmly! ! !

It's watertight!

Not even a hair can squeeze in which is great!

For a moment, the audience was silent.

Gu Huohuo wanted to cry, but stared at Xiaoxia affectionately.

This demon king wants to hear the truth right now, just tell me if you did it on purpose... (Let me live here alone for the rest of my life...) 〒▽〒In fact, Gu Huohuo is not that kind of person.

In other words, he has a good grasp of the occasion and time of his crimes, only committing crimes in front of close people, and in front of unfamiliar people, he is a cute, sunny, handsome guy.

But somewhere there is always a pair of giant hands!

Guide Tianran Hei Xiaoxia to every "Gu Huohuo Second Scene".

It was fate that made them meet, get acquainted, and get along with each other...

Nie Yuan, this is Nie Yuan...

Gu Yan sighed, and after a moment of silence, he waved to the four people who were strangely quiet, and said, "You guys go first, I'll be out after two days of hunger."

"...But Brother Gu Yan, you will be very tired." Xiao Xiaxia broke the awkward silence, and pointed at Gu Yan's leg.

——Gu Yan's leg in horse stance.

Like a bad pen, he was stuck in the fence, with tears in his eyes, staring at the vehicles coming and going on the road.

Fortunately, there were almost no pedestrians on the streets in the middle of the night.

Otherwise, Gu Yan really didn't know what kind of expression he should use to face the pedestrians walking towards him.

But the problem now is that Gu Yan's zama step doesn't seem to last for 5 minutes at most.

And under the fence is an upward spike...

It's almost like a well-designed script!

Somewhere, there is a perverted screenwriter planning all of this!

"Let's call 119." Gu Feng took out his mobile phone expressionlessly and prepared to dial. Having such an embarrassing younger brother is definitely a shame to the family.

"No!" Gu Yan quickly vetoed it.

This kind of thing is too bad!

If it was photographed by the firefighters and posted on Weibo, will His Highness the Demon King hang out in the music circle in the future? ?

"The new rock star tried to pass through the wall in the middle of the night, what's the matter with the horse?" "" Music Newcomers Reveal the Source of Inspiration!Look up at the vast starry sky between the fences! "Thinking of this, Gu Huohuo's body surged with a powerful force!

The power of the demon king who has been sleeping for thousands of years has awakened!

Then he unfurled a pair of huge black wings with a swish!

And smashed the sacred fence that imprisoned him for two hours into powder with the power of a demon!

Then he opened his blood-red eyes and smiled charmingly at the angelic, pure and lovely little Xia Tian, ​​and asked provocatively, "Would you like to sign a soul contract with this demon king? This demon king will love you very much."

It's as shocking as an American blockbuster!

But this kind of thing is absolutely impossible to happen, it is not scientific at all...

Gu Huohuo tried his best!

quite!belly!receive!chest!

Squeeze yourself into the fence with the determination to die!

Puff puff puff!

Clothes buttons fell all over the place...

So Gu Huohuo finally managed to squeeze out of the fence after the demon king's power awakened.

After resting for half a minute, he jumped over the wall.

Neither hooked his trousers on the spikes, nor fell his face with blood.

Very very promising!

Everyone present breathed a sigh of relief.

Even Charlotte, who hated Gu Huohuo the most.

First of all, Little Charlotte is a kind and gentle little guy.

Secondly, the joy brought to Charlotte by Gu Huohuo's tragic experience today is enough to make up for the anger of interrupting Papapa twice!

So Charlotte stretched out a hand in a cheap way, rubbed Gu Yan's belly that was exposed because all the buttons of his shirt were torn off, and asked with concern: "Does it hurt?"

Gu Yan glared at Charlotte sadly, but didn't speak.

"Honey, we're going home." Gu Feng grabbed Charlotte's dishonest paw and pulled him away.

After returning home, Charlotte naturally took out a quilt from the bedroom, and then put together the two long sofas in the living room with Xiao Xiaxia!

Gu Yan looked at the new double sofa bed in horror, and then looked at the expectant summer, and 1000 million little grass mud horses ran wildly in his heart!

"Wait a minute! Why fight together?"

"Because Xiaotian wants to sleep with you today." Charlotte showed a perfect smile! "Do you hate sleeping with Xiaotian?"

Is it useful to say hate!is that useful! (Turn the table over!) (╯‵_′)╯︵┻━┻ Gu Huohuo smiled coldly, lay down on the sofa in his dirty clothes, and announced domineeringly: "I won't take a shower today!"

"Wow, brother Gu Yan can fall asleep without taking a bath, as expected, this is the aura of a man!" Xiao Xiaxia's fanciful thinking circuit instantly wiped out this bad thing!

I rub class!It stinks if you don't take a bath, little angel, stay away from the filthy devil!

(Turn up the table manically!) (╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻

Gu Yan lay down on the sofa pretending to be asleep in despair.

Xiao Xia simply took a shower and then lay beside Gu Yan in Charlotte's pajamas with great excitement, staring at the idol's solid chest and abdominal muscles with adoring eyes!

It's really wild and sexy to wear a shirt without buttons!

Under Xiao Xiaxia's scorching gaze that could melt even diamonds, Gu Yan opened his eyes in dismay, and asked, "What are you looking at?"

"Can I touch it?" Xia Tian innocently blinked his big eyes, emitting soft rabbit light waves.

"...Touch it and try it!" Gu Yan threatened sinisterly.

The image of His Majesty the Demon King must be maintained!How can I let the little kid touch me!

"Well, good." Xiaoxia's natural dumb translator translated this sentence perfectly, and then he carefully stretched out a finger, and poked it on His Highness the Demon King's wild abs.

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha!" Gu Huohuo, who was poked at a sensitive point, curled up on the sofa and laughed into a ball like a pen!

Five seconds later, Gu Yan calmed down and stared at the ceiling with a dark face.

Why did the demon king commit another crime! ! !

"Brother Gu Yan has such a cheerful and unrestrained personality." Xiao Xiaxia rubbed his chin, racking his brains to whitewash his idol.

Unrestrained your sister!Only in front of you is unrestrained! (It's all your fault!) (╬ ̄dish ̄)

The painful memories of the past few days came to my mind instantly!So Gu Yan turned over with fierce eyes and pressed Xia Tian under him!Seriously asked: "Actually, you did it all on purpose!?"

Feeling the idol's warm breath hitting the face, looking at the idol's handsome face and bare upper body, plus such an ambiguous posture...

So Xiao Xia Tian blushed from beating him up for nothing!

The next second, he closed his eyes nervously!

Fuck, is this the rhythm of kissing the devil! (Just! No! Kiss! You! What!) (*/////_/////*)

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