The actor is a little bitch!
Chapter 30 Inserting and pulling out thick is very, very cool!
"That's what I mean." Chen Zihao took off his black coat, revealing the black half sleeves inside, and his beautiful and solid muscles honed by years of fitness training. The scars on his arms and collarbone were slightly hideous, but they were in harmony with him. Chen Zihao's own aura is very in tune.
In one fell swoop, the young and immature brother Xia was compared!
"It's far from Stallone." Xia Zhan struggled. "Schwarzenegger can blow you up too!"
And because it is black and astringent, the whole body is black. This kind of stalk is too much!earth!turtle!
Shouldn't even the underwear be black?No no no, absolutely![-]% black!
As soon as his brain made up, it was as deep as the sea, Xia Zhan smiled coldly, and continued to make up the style of his underwear!
Chen Zihao shrugged indifferently, then threw the coat on Xia Zhan, and said concisely, "Put it on."
"Wrapped in wool, I'm not cold!" Xia Zhan glared.
"Huh?" Chen Zihao's fingertips lightly brushed Xia Zhan's bare arm. "It's cold even if you have goosebumps?"
"It's up to you! Messy!" Xia Zhan withdrew his arm.
Whoever wants to wear uncle's clothes will be infected with the smell of uncle!
"Don't be embarrassed, I hugged you when you were young." Chen Zihao took a puff of smoke leisurely, and raised his voice a few degrees to ensure that everyone around could hear him. "You may not remember that day when I took you to kindergarten for your father, you suddenly cried and said you needed to go to the toilet on the way, but I couldn't find the toilet, so you peed all over me..."
On a busy street, a handsome black-clothed boy with a scar on his face was icy, carefully holding a little bun who was crying heart-piercingly.
Yes, the boy is very cool and handsome!
Even though his clothes were wet a lot, the corners of his clothes were still dripping urine!
This is one of the darkest memories in Chen Zihao's life.
But in this kind of situation, the one who empties the blood tank faster is definitely Xia Zhan!
After hearing these words, Charlotte and Xia Tian completely laughed into two mental illnesses!
Xie Yuan turned his head slightly to look into the distance as if he couldn't bear to look directly!
Gu Feng covered the lower half of his face with one hand, and couldn't see his expression clearly, but his shoulders were shaking!Trembling!
"Will you wear it?" Chen Zihao pointed to his clothes, seeing Xia Zhan Shihua standing there with a green face and not speaking, so he continued: "Later you..."
"OK, shut up! You are cruel!" Xia Zhan interrupted in time and wrapped himself in a domineering black windbreaker.
Putting on your love rival's windbreaker and letting your love rival catch a cold is also a strategy to save the country with curves!
And the uncle's clothes don't smell like an uncle, and the light tobacco smell mixed with the elegant men's perfume should not be too coquettish!
Xia Zhan narrowed his eyes and stared at Chen Zihao fiercely.
In fact, apart from being "too old", this uncle seems to have no shortcomings.
And the worst part is that he doesn't look old at all!
Xia Zhan bit his lip, feeling his balls getting anxious.
"Why are you in a daze?" Chen Zihao smiled and pointed at him, "Look, meteor shower."
Xia Zhan looked up.
The rapidly falling meteors in the dark night sky pulled out a dazzling web of light.
Beautiful and mysterious!
But Xia Zhan is not in the mood to watch the meteor shower right now...
"...to shield you from the wind with my coat when you feel cold, and to point out a shooting star to you."
This one didn't work out at all!
The bad thing is that Chen Zihao seems to have done it!
Emma's rhythm is wrong!
"I hope my mother is in good health." Xie Yuan looked at the meteor shower and made a wish softly.
"I hope His Highness the Demon King's debut album will be sold well!" Xiao Xiaxia fully demonstrated the integrity of a fanatic.
"Maybe you have a wish?" Chen Zihao turned his head to look at Xia Zhan, his eyes narrowed.
"Xu your sister!" Xia Zhan rolled his eyes ferociously.
I'm an iron-blooded real man, okay? Why would he make a wish for a meteor shower?
On the other side, Gu Feng hugged the little thing in his arms, looked at the shooting star seriously and said, "I hope Gu Feng can be with Charlotte forever."
Charlotte's face was flushed, she put her arms around Gu Feng's neck, and quickly leaned over to kiss her man's handsome face!
This night is so beautiful!
——Hope to donate the little chrysanthemum as soon as possible!And it's a chicken-cracking and lingering comparison!And Gu Huohuo won't come out to make trouble!
Charlotte silently made a yellow and violent little wish to the pure and beautiful meteor shower!
After watching the meteor shower, everyone went downstairs satisfied.
The only one who was not so satisfied was Xia Zhan.
Because he found that during the entire process of watching the meteor shower, he and Xie Yuan didn't even speak a few words!
Instead, he spent the whole night fighting with the middle-aged uncle!Affection!scold!pretty!
Fuck, this adjective is to kill...
Chen Zihao got into a black car that had been waiting downstairs, poked his head out from the co-pilot and asked, "Do you know the way back?"
"Nonsense! Of course I know!" Xia Zhan roared with a dark face.
It's embarrassing for a male to get lost.
Please don't disturb the situation again, okay?
Even so, on the way back to the urban area, Chen Zihao's car led the way at a steady pace, and it was only about 1 kilometer away from Xia Zhan's residence that he turned on the side road and left.
Gu Feng observed Xia Zhan's expression complicatedly.
"I can find it myself!" Xia Zhan was annoyed. "He drives so slowly because he's too old to be scared."
"And motion sickness! An old bone can't stand it!" Charlotte resolutely stood by her brother's side.
"I must have vomited all kinds of meat and vegetables!" Xia Zhan turned his head and looked at his younger brother affectionately, thinking that this little guy is so cute today.
"Morning sickness! Because I moved my tires just now when I climbed the stairs!" Screenwriter Xia slammed a magic exhibition skill!
"Well said!" Xia Zhan gave a thumbs up in satisfaction.
Brothers with one heart!Its power breaks gold!
The other three in the car were totally spartan...
Charlotte breathed a sigh of relief and waited for the skills to cool down.
It is really tiring to have a proud elder brother whose heart is as fragile as a crystal!
It was almost one o'clock in the morning when we got home.
Xiao Xia, who originally thought she could see her heroic idol sleeping on the sofa, was disappointed——Gu Yan hasn't come home yet!
"Maybe he's still drinking, I'll call him and ask." Gu Feng took out his phone, and the gorgeous "38 missed calls" was displayed on the screen!
Gu Feng's heart skipped a beat!
Because he was afraid of being disturbed by an unknown phone call while watching the meteor shower with his dear daughter-in-law, Gu Feng presciently turned the mute on, and then forgot...
Seeing that Gu Feng's expression was not right, Charlotte looked over curiously, and then let out an exclamation with her little face in her hands! "Maybe he was kidnapped!"
Gu Feng took a breath and hurriedly called back.
Although Gu Yan hates it very much, it's still... a life!
After Gu Feng called, Gu Yan answered the phone almost instantly.
"Where are you?" Gu Feng was anxious.
"I'm outside the... fence of your school." Gu Yan's voice was a little crying!
"When will you go home?" Gu Feng was relieved when he heard that he was near the school.
"I can't go back for the time being... the devil has encountered a little trouble." Gu Yan calmed down, and the crying was not so obvious.
"Explain what's bothering you." Gu Feng rubbed his temples.
"If you don't understand, you'll know when you come over and take a look." Gu Yan said.
"... Where exactly are you?" Gu Feng asked anxiously.
"I don't know." Gu Yan said weakly.
"What landmarks are nearby?" Gu Feng was about to lose his patience.
"I can't see..." Gu Yan's voice carried a hint of crying again!Very, very poor!
What the hell is going on here?
Gu Feng hung up the phone suspiciously, and then called Xia Zhan to go out with him to find his brother.
But the curious baby Charlotte and Xiao Xia, who couldn't wait to meet her idol, followed without any explanation.
So a group of four people searched for Gu Yan along the school wall.
Ten minutes later, the sharp-eyed Charlotte noticed a man sticking to the fence in a strange posture, with his butt pouted high towards the road, which was very unsightly!
"Is it that person?" Charlotte tugged at Gu Feng's arm.
"...Yes." Gu Feng couldn't understand his younger brother's posture at all, so he got out of the car and ran over to check.
I saw that Gu Huohuo was desperately grabbing the railing with both hands and raising his butt, trying to pull his head out of the gap in the fence!
Yes!his head!Stuck in the fence!
Gu Feng petrified on the spot.
If it was daytime now, if there were many people on the street, he would just cover his face and walk away quickly, leaving his brother here...
"...What is your reason for stuffing your head in?" Gu Feng leaned over and asked tactfully.
Gu Feng very much hoped to hear answers such as "It would be more musically inspired to put your head in the gap of the fence".
Because it means that his younger brother did not run farther and farther on the road of no return from mental illness...
"Woooooo... Brother, save me quickly!" Gu Huohuo felt extremely wronged when he heard his dear brother's reliable voice!Almost crying!
Charlotte came over to take a look meanly, and fell down laughing on the spot!
Xia Zhan bent over laughing at being so stimulated by Charlotte!
Xia Tian originally wanted to protect the idol's self-esteem, but under the example of the two brothers, he laughed so hard that he squatted on the ground!
The three Xia brothers squatted on the side of the road laughing like three mushrooms! ! !
Gu Feng looked at the three mushrooms in silence for a moment, then walked over and squatted down next to Charlotte, and laughed loudly!
"Hey..." Gu Huohuo tearfully pointed his butt at the four laughing bastards squatting on the side of the road, his heart was full of emptiness!Wu!of!sad!cold!
After 5 minutes, Gu Feng wiped away his tears from laughing, walked over and tried to pull out Gu Huohuo's head!
During the process of pulling out the head, Gu Feng kindly asked the ins and outs of the whole matter.
In fact, things are very simple!
It was eleven o'clock after the celebration banquet for the five members of the band. For the convenience of future rehearsals, the other four also rented a house nearby, so everyone chatted happily while pressing the road.
Cracking down, five drunken psychos start to have a chicken-and-shoulder debate over the question of "Who is the guy with the biggest head in the band?"
Then the four unanimously voted for the dear captain Gu Huohuo!
But in fact his head is not big, it's just that he has more hairspray.
So Gu Huohuo was on fire!
In order to prove that his head is small and exquisite, the drunk Gu Huohuo resolutely stuffed his head into the gap of the fence beside him!
That's okay, because he pulled out again later.
But the earth-shattering cheers and applause from the other four psychopaths greatly satisfied Gu Huohuo's vanity!
So he got carried away and stuck his head into every fence!
Trying to prove that success is never a coincidence!
insert!
Pull. Rough!
insert! !
Pull. Rough! !
insert! ! !
Pull. Rough! ! !
When it was inserted into the gap of No.13, the fence Xiaoshou, who was molested beyond endurance, bit Gu Huohuo's [beep——]!
Maybe this gap is deformed.
Maybe Gu Huohuo's head suddenly grew up.
Perhaps time and space were mysteriously distorted at this moment.
Anyway, he pulled out. No. Out.
What made Gu Huohuo the saddest was that, seeing him in a predicament, the other four band members hurried away, covering their faces without hesitation!
"They are all bad guys!" Gu Huohuo complained angrily.
In one fell swoop, the young and immature brother Xia was compared!
"It's far from Stallone." Xia Zhan struggled. "Schwarzenegger can blow you up too!"
And because it is black and astringent, the whole body is black. This kind of stalk is too much!earth!turtle!
Shouldn't even the underwear be black?No no no, absolutely![-]% black!
As soon as his brain made up, it was as deep as the sea, Xia Zhan smiled coldly, and continued to make up the style of his underwear!
Chen Zihao shrugged indifferently, then threw the coat on Xia Zhan, and said concisely, "Put it on."
"Wrapped in wool, I'm not cold!" Xia Zhan glared.
"Huh?" Chen Zihao's fingertips lightly brushed Xia Zhan's bare arm. "It's cold even if you have goosebumps?"
"It's up to you! Messy!" Xia Zhan withdrew his arm.
Whoever wants to wear uncle's clothes will be infected with the smell of uncle!
"Don't be embarrassed, I hugged you when you were young." Chen Zihao took a puff of smoke leisurely, and raised his voice a few degrees to ensure that everyone around could hear him. "You may not remember that day when I took you to kindergarten for your father, you suddenly cried and said you needed to go to the toilet on the way, but I couldn't find the toilet, so you peed all over me..."
On a busy street, a handsome black-clothed boy with a scar on his face was icy, carefully holding a little bun who was crying heart-piercingly.
Yes, the boy is very cool and handsome!
Even though his clothes were wet a lot, the corners of his clothes were still dripping urine!
This is one of the darkest memories in Chen Zihao's life.
But in this kind of situation, the one who empties the blood tank faster is definitely Xia Zhan!
After hearing these words, Charlotte and Xia Tian completely laughed into two mental illnesses!
Xie Yuan turned his head slightly to look into the distance as if he couldn't bear to look directly!
Gu Feng covered the lower half of his face with one hand, and couldn't see his expression clearly, but his shoulders were shaking!Trembling!
"Will you wear it?" Chen Zihao pointed to his clothes, seeing Xia Zhan Shihua standing there with a green face and not speaking, so he continued: "Later you..."
"OK, shut up! You are cruel!" Xia Zhan interrupted in time and wrapped himself in a domineering black windbreaker.
Putting on your love rival's windbreaker and letting your love rival catch a cold is also a strategy to save the country with curves!
And the uncle's clothes don't smell like an uncle, and the light tobacco smell mixed with the elegant men's perfume should not be too coquettish!
Xia Zhan narrowed his eyes and stared at Chen Zihao fiercely.
In fact, apart from being "too old", this uncle seems to have no shortcomings.
And the worst part is that he doesn't look old at all!
Xia Zhan bit his lip, feeling his balls getting anxious.
"Why are you in a daze?" Chen Zihao smiled and pointed at him, "Look, meteor shower."
Xia Zhan looked up.
The rapidly falling meteors in the dark night sky pulled out a dazzling web of light.
Beautiful and mysterious!
But Xia Zhan is not in the mood to watch the meteor shower right now...
"...to shield you from the wind with my coat when you feel cold, and to point out a shooting star to you."
This one didn't work out at all!
The bad thing is that Chen Zihao seems to have done it!
Emma's rhythm is wrong!
"I hope my mother is in good health." Xie Yuan looked at the meteor shower and made a wish softly.
"I hope His Highness the Demon King's debut album will be sold well!" Xiao Xiaxia fully demonstrated the integrity of a fanatic.
"Maybe you have a wish?" Chen Zihao turned his head to look at Xia Zhan, his eyes narrowed.
"Xu your sister!" Xia Zhan rolled his eyes ferociously.
I'm an iron-blooded real man, okay? Why would he make a wish for a meteor shower?
On the other side, Gu Feng hugged the little thing in his arms, looked at the shooting star seriously and said, "I hope Gu Feng can be with Charlotte forever."
Charlotte's face was flushed, she put her arms around Gu Feng's neck, and quickly leaned over to kiss her man's handsome face!
This night is so beautiful!
——Hope to donate the little chrysanthemum as soon as possible!And it's a chicken-cracking and lingering comparison!And Gu Huohuo won't come out to make trouble!
Charlotte silently made a yellow and violent little wish to the pure and beautiful meteor shower!
After watching the meteor shower, everyone went downstairs satisfied.
The only one who was not so satisfied was Xia Zhan.
Because he found that during the entire process of watching the meteor shower, he and Xie Yuan didn't even speak a few words!
Instead, he spent the whole night fighting with the middle-aged uncle!Affection!scold!pretty!
Fuck, this adjective is to kill...
Chen Zihao got into a black car that had been waiting downstairs, poked his head out from the co-pilot and asked, "Do you know the way back?"
"Nonsense! Of course I know!" Xia Zhan roared with a dark face.
It's embarrassing for a male to get lost.
Please don't disturb the situation again, okay?
Even so, on the way back to the urban area, Chen Zihao's car led the way at a steady pace, and it was only about 1 kilometer away from Xia Zhan's residence that he turned on the side road and left.
Gu Feng observed Xia Zhan's expression complicatedly.
"I can find it myself!" Xia Zhan was annoyed. "He drives so slowly because he's too old to be scared."
"And motion sickness! An old bone can't stand it!" Charlotte resolutely stood by her brother's side.
"I must have vomited all kinds of meat and vegetables!" Xia Zhan turned his head and looked at his younger brother affectionately, thinking that this little guy is so cute today.
"Morning sickness! Because I moved my tires just now when I climbed the stairs!" Screenwriter Xia slammed a magic exhibition skill!
"Well said!" Xia Zhan gave a thumbs up in satisfaction.
Brothers with one heart!Its power breaks gold!
The other three in the car were totally spartan...
Charlotte breathed a sigh of relief and waited for the skills to cool down.
It is really tiring to have a proud elder brother whose heart is as fragile as a crystal!
It was almost one o'clock in the morning when we got home.
Xiao Xia, who originally thought she could see her heroic idol sleeping on the sofa, was disappointed——Gu Yan hasn't come home yet!
"Maybe he's still drinking, I'll call him and ask." Gu Feng took out his phone, and the gorgeous "38 missed calls" was displayed on the screen!
Gu Feng's heart skipped a beat!
Because he was afraid of being disturbed by an unknown phone call while watching the meteor shower with his dear daughter-in-law, Gu Feng presciently turned the mute on, and then forgot...
Seeing that Gu Feng's expression was not right, Charlotte looked over curiously, and then let out an exclamation with her little face in her hands! "Maybe he was kidnapped!"
Gu Feng took a breath and hurriedly called back.
Although Gu Yan hates it very much, it's still... a life!
After Gu Feng called, Gu Yan answered the phone almost instantly.
"Where are you?" Gu Feng was anxious.
"I'm outside the... fence of your school." Gu Yan's voice was a little crying!
"When will you go home?" Gu Feng was relieved when he heard that he was near the school.
"I can't go back for the time being... the devil has encountered a little trouble." Gu Yan calmed down, and the crying was not so obvious.
"Explain what's bothering you." Gu Feng rubbed his temples.
"If you don't understand, you'll know when you come over and take a look." Gu Yan said.
"... Where exactly are you?" Gu Feng asked anxiously.
"I don't know." Gu Yan said weakly.
"What landmarks are nearby?" Gu Feng was about to lose his patience.
"I can't see..." Gu Yan's voice carried a hint of crying again!Very, very poor!
What the hell is going on here?
Gu Feng hung up the phone suspiciously, and then called Xia Zhan to go out with him to find his brother.
But the curious baby Charlotte and Xiao Xia, who couldn't wait to meet her idol, followed without any explanation.
So a group of four people searched for Gu Yan along the school wall.
Ten minutes later, the sharp-eyed Charlotte noticed a man sticking to the fence in a strange posture, with his butt pouted high towards the road, which was very unsightly!
"Is it that person?" Charlotte tugged at Gu Feng's arm.
"...Yes." Gu Feng couldn't understand his younger brother's posture at all, so he got out of the car and ran over to check.
I saw that Gu Huohuo was desperately grabbing the railing with both hands and raising his butt, trying to pull his head out of the gap in the fence!
Yes!his head!Stuck in the fence!
Gu Feng petrified on the spot.
If it was daytime now, if there were many people on the street, he would just cover his face and walk away quickly, leaving his brother here...
"...What is your reason for stuffing your head in?" Gu Feng leaned over and asked tactfully.
Gu Feng very much hoped to hear answers such as "It would be more musically inspired to put your head in the gap of the fence".
Because it means that his younger brother did not run farther and farther on the road of no return from mental illness...
"Woooooo... Brother, save me quickly!" Gu Huohuo felt extremely wronged when he heard his dear brother's reliable voice!Almost crying!
Charlotte came over to take a look meanly, and fell down laughing on the spot!
Xia Zhan bent over laughing at being so stimulated by Charlotte!
Xia Tian originally wanted to protect the idol's self-esteem, but under the example of the two brothers, he laughed so hard that he squatted on the ground!
The three Xia brothers squatted on the side of the road laughing like three mushrooms! ! !
Gu Feng looked at the three mushrooms in silence for a moment, then walked over and squatted down next to Charlotte, and laughed loudly!
"Hey..." Gu Huohuo tearfully pointed his butt at the four laughing bastards squatting on the side of the road, his heart was full of emptiness!Wu!of!sad!cold!
After 5 minutes, Gu Feng wiped away his tears from laughing, walked over and tried to pull out Gu Huohuo's head!
During the process of pulling out the head, Gu Feng kindly asked the ins and outs of the whole matter.
In fact, things are very simple!
It was eleven o'clock after the celebration banquet for the five members of the band. For the convenience of future rehearsals, the other four also rented a house nearby, so everyone chatted happily while pressing the road.
Cracking down, five drunken psychos start to have a chicken-and-shoulder debate over the question of "Who is the guy with the biggest head in the band?"
Then the four unanimously voted for the dear captain Gu Huohuo!
But in fact his head is not big, it's just that he has more hairspray.
So Gu Huohuo was on fire!
In order to prove that his head is small and exquisite, the drunk Gu Huohuo resolutely stuffed his head into the gap of the fence beside him!
That's okay, because he pulled out again later.
But the earth-shattering cheers and applause from the other four psychopaths greatly satisfied Gu Huohuo's vanity!
So he got carried away and stuck his head into every fence!
Trying to prove that success is never a coincidence!
insert!
Pull. Rough!
insert! !
Pull. Rough! !
insert! ! !
Pull. Rough! ! !
When it was inserted into the gap of No.13, the fence Xiaoshou, who was molested beyond endurance, bit Gu Huohuo's [beep——]!
Maybe this gap is deformed.
Maybe Gu Huohuo's head suddenly grew up.
Perhaps time and space were mysteriously distorted at this moment.
Anyway, he pulled out. No. Out.
What made Gu Huohuo the saddest was that, seeing him in a predicament, the other four band members hurried away, covering their faces without hesitation!
"They are all bad guys!" Gu Huohuo complained angrily.
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