[Rebirth] Brother, let me go to your bowl

Ye Yan, a peerless man with a natural physique, died after being imprisoned for XXOO years by a beast that had a crush on blind dogs.Simply before he died, he finally discovered that there were still high-quality wives and senior brothers around him who adored him and were even willing to die for him.Once reborn, Ye Yan devoted himself to mending the holes in his brain, wiping his dog eyes clean, and wholeheartedly chasing after the high-quality wives and senior brothers, and taking revenge on the unscrupulous beasts and scumbags.Besides, he has the physique of a cauldron, so he naturally wants to help his brother cultivate well!But wait!I am an excellent material for cultivating immortals with a natural spirit body + furnace physique!Why do you say that I am not qualified enough to stay in the outer sect to cultivate immortals? !Also, brother, why don't you let me sleep with you QVQ!One-sentence copywriting: The story of a senior brother who is lured by a black belly and a wife with facial paralysis ~ a wife with facial paralysis attacks X a black-bellied seducer/Cultivation text has gold finger upgrade flow/thunder has dog blood/has Xiaobai One sentence minesweeper: gold finger/dog Blood/Trace BG/God logic may have/I haven’t thought about it yet, wait for me to add (hey) Yunye, Minghua Others: black belly, temptation, facial paralysis, wife