I am in love with myself

Jian Yixi analyzed her reasons in a low voice: "Look, now that we have discussed it once, we will save all kinds of troubles in the future. After all, this is not a matter of a day or two. This agreement is two years, more than 700 days. Woolen cloth."

More than 700 days, kiss three times a day, adding up to more than 2000 times.

An Mu held her forehead speechlessly. Originally, she just wanted to appease Jian Yixi first, so she decided to make the 4-year friendship. Why did she go around and get herself involved?

A friend of four years turned into a lover of two years, did she lose or gain?

No matter what, kissing more than 700 times in more than 2000 days is definitely not enough. Although she doesn't feel that Jian Yixi can persist for more than 700 days without getting tired, she can't nod just listening to these more than 2000 times .

"No, once a week at most."

An Mu's attitude was very firm.

Jian Yixi glanced at her secretly, then lowered her head and continued to pick at the blanket she was wearing.

"Then... Twice a day, a good morning kiss and a good night kiss, is that all right?"

——You can have a p!

"No! Once every 5 days, no more concessions."

"I'm asking you three times in two days, just three times in two days."

"Are you shopping in the vegetable market? Two yuan and three catties, three times in two days?"

"Once a day, once a day at the head office, right?" Jian Yixi's eyes were red with grievance, "We agreed to date, but in the end even the number of kisses has to be limited. In fact, you are fooling me under the guise of dating." yes, right?"

An Mu almost laughed angrily. What kind of weird development is this?How do you make it look like she's a scumbag?If I had known earlier, I should not have agreed to any relationship casually, and I should have insisted on the four-year friendship agreement.

Forget it, the matter has come to an end, and she really can't think of a better way to solve this matter.

She can resolutely reject Jian Yixi. Short-term pain is worse than long-term pain, which is also a solution, but she knows herself. She is soft and talkative on the surface, but in fact she likes to be horny, especially Jian Yixi is still in the rebellious period of youth. The more she is Rejecting Jian Yixi, the more Jian Yixi can't think about it. At first, Jian Yixi didn't like her very much, but the result was that she got deeper and deeper. After a few years, when she got out of control, it would be too late.

Before it's too late, let Jian Yixi get what she wanted, and it is possible to tear away all the fantasies she had in Jian Yixi's heart, let Jian Yixi clearly understand her heart, and thus end this erroneous path.

The purpose was clear. As a mature adult, An Mu decided not to worry about the number of times. It's no big deal to kiss himself anyway.

"Okay, once a day."

"Really?!"

Jian Yixi's eyes brightened instantly, and she clenched her fists excitedly.

"Then..." Jian Yixi tried her best to hide her excitement, and kept looking at her with her small eyes, "So... can we kiss now?"

As soon as the front foot promised Jian Yixi once a day, An Mu regretted it a little.

An Mu half-closed her beautiful eyes, and her eyes were so cold that they were scumbags.

"What did you say? Say it again."

Usually An Mu speaks in such a chilly tone, Jian Yixi usually doesn't dare to utter a word, but today Jian Yixi didn't know what medicine she took wrongly, or got over excited, and ignored her indifference and still had the courage Keep dancing on the tip of the knife.

"I said... Since we have already made an appointment, why not start today?"

An Mu rubbed her temples with a headache. She felt that she needed some time to get used to it, but Jian Yixi looked eager to try, which made her suddenly have the illusion of falling into her trap.

Of course, she knew that this was impossible. Although under her teaching, Jian Yixi had developed a lot of vigilance, but she only had a vigilance against others, not to the point of harming others.

And the most important point, Jian Yixi's nature is not bad, and she has never experienced the bullying and trampling she experienced in her previous life, so naturally she will not be as insidious and cunning as her.

That's right, An Mu's evaluation of himself was that he was insidious and cunning, not a good person.

Since it's not a trap, it's Jian Yixi's sincere expectation.

An Mu felt his head ache even more. No matter how he thought about it, his 18-year-old self was looking forward to kissing his 28-year-old self. It was unbelievable. It always felt like he was having a bizarre dream.

Sometimes An Mu really wondered, could everything in front of her be a dream, a glimpse of her before she died?

However, no matter if it was a dream or not, the pair of eyes in front of her were dark, straight, full of expectation, shining like cold stars, so real that she couldn't ignore it.

"Can you stop looking at me like that?"

——It feels like she has become a ghost in the mirror, looking at herself with full expectation. Although she is not terrified, it still makes her feel a little creepy, not a hair of fear, but... an inexplicable hair .

An Mu simply changed the subject.

"Our agreement starts from the beginning of school."

"Ah? Why do you want to start from the beginning of school? There is still a month left before leaving school, so I don't want to lose a month in vain? Or if you say that your two-year agreement is based on a specific time, that is, from September 9st As of August 1, two years later, then I have no objection."

——How can it be so accurate?It's not the system timing!

"The deadline is the day after the final exams in the second semester of the sophomore year."

Jian Yixi opened her eyes slightly: "According to you, even if it starts from the next second, it will definitely not be two years until the day of the final exam of the sophomore year. We have made an agreement in good faith. How can we be short of money before we start?"

"I'm just seeking truth from facts. After the final exam, the summer vacation will be over. You have to go home during the summer vacation. Anyway, you won't see each other for two months. Why should you count it in? It's better to use these two months to sort out your emotions. Readjust our relationship."

"It's easy for you to say, and it's not you who was short-changed. Originally, there were only 24 months in two years, but now you have been allocated two months, which is 1/12!

If the start time is postponed until the beginning of school, it will be three months less, that is, 1/8 less at once!

You said it yourself, we can’t be together during the winter and summer vacations, I always have to go home, I can’t see each other for two and a half months in a year, 5 months in two years, plus the previous three months, the total is 8 months, that is, a full 1/3 of the time was exploited.

Do you think the rest of the time belongs to us?

wrong!

In a day, we spend at least 8 hours sleeping, and about 8 hours in class, and two hours in the shower and going to the toilet. In addition, you go to the uncle’s house to contact family members, and have normal social interactions with teachers and classmates. An average of two hours a day, 20 hours in total, that is, we can't be together for 5/6 of the day.

这么简单的数学题，我相信你应该比我会算，1/3+2/3×5/6=8/9，24个月再乘以8/9，约等于21个月。

In other words, there are only three months left of our two-year agreement that you directly exploited, and now you have to cut off the beginning and the end, and cut off the month before the start of school and the two months of the summer vacation of the sophomore year. ? !

No matter how capital｜home exploits the surplus value, at least it will leave a mouthful for the proletariat｜class. You can’t just let me starve to death, can you? ! "

Jian Yixi clenched her fists and pretended to be filled with righteous indignation with bright black pupils.

An Mu looked at her speechlessly, and said expressionlessly, "Since you feel so bad, it's better to void the agreement, since it hasn't started yet."

"Then how?! The most basic principle of being a human being is to be honest and trustworthy. Since you have promised, you have to do it. Besides, it is not difficult. As long as you start counting the time from today, I can say anything else and don't care about it. "

Obviously she was the one who took advantage, but she still pretended to be tolerant...

It was the first time An Mu found out that Jian Yixi's unreasonable behavior was really irritating.

Regardless of whether he was angry or not, An Mu would never budge.

"Either follow what I said, start the semester and end the final exam of the sophomore year, or the agreement will be void."

Before Jian Yixi opened his mouth to say anything, An Mu said again: "Don't play word games with me, I'm not joking with you."

Jian Yixi, who was a little excited at first, looked at An Mu's cold face and heard her temperatureless voice, her good mood fell to the bottom in an instant.

Jian Yixi also felt that she was too excited, but she can't be blamed for it, anyone who faced such a sudden turn of events would not be able to help being excited.

She originally thought that there was no possibility between herself and An Mu, who knew that she could turn the tide by herself in such a daze.

Although strictly speaking, this relationship was not real, it could only be regarded as An Mu gave her a chance to chase her, but to Jian Yixi, this was already the last straw to save her life, and it was enough for her to cry with joy.

A fake relationship is also a relationship. An Mu will be her girlfriend round up, and it will be for the next two years. No one else can covet her casually, and he has the qualification to kiss her.

Although the person who made this request was really shameless, Jian Yixi didn't care at all. As long as he could be with An Mu, what was shame?

Thinking of that once-a-day kiss agreement, Jian Yixi's heart beat uncontrollably again.

She knew that this was not good, and was also worried that An Mu would look down on her like this. To be honest, she herself despised her obsessive appearance.

But she really can't control it, it seems that only by kissing and hugging her can she feel at ease in her heart, although saying this may seem like an excuse, but what she said is true, she always has a kind of illusory unreality Feeling as if An Mu would leave her at any moment, she had to hold on to her tightly and couldn't relax for a second.

Jian Yixi thought of Liuxian skirt, when Zhao Feiyan was dancing by the Taiye pool, a gust of wind came over, as if to take her away, Han Chengdi desperately grabbed her skirt to prevent her from leaving, because he grabbed too hard , many folds were left on the skirt, and the folds made the original monotonous skirt more beautiful, and the court ladies scrambled to imitate it, which became the later Hanfu Liuxian skirt.

A generation of emperors still want to hold on to the hem of their skirts desperately to keep their beloved woman. She is just an ordinary person, so of course they must seize every opportunity to prevent the person they like from slipping away.

Having known each other for so long, Jian Yixi thinks she knows An Mu quite well. An Mu gave her a chance to make her give up. After all, for most people, the more they can't get, the more they will miss them. It is better to follow along, but it is easier for people to give up.

The author has something to say: I don’t know if the babies have noticed, I have been using the saved manuscript for the past few days, and today... I ran out of QAQ