allow you this life

Zhou Fangran looked at the backs of them going away, and was still a little lost. The feeling of loss was spontaneous and uncontrollable. Although he gave himself a strong psychological hint: I don't care about these things, and it's fine to be alone. However, it is still useless, the so-called inner strength, but no one knows that strength and dignity are like a fleeting cloud in front of any love, and will be broken at the touch of a touch.He recalled the "stunning glimpse" at the end of the corridor of the dormitory a few hours ago, his face flushed slightly, and his heart couldn't stop beating wildly.

"Oh! Old Zhou, old Zhou, you look like you have never seen the world! Can you please!" He laughed at himself and then pinched himself hard to clear his mind.

At this time, a voice suddenly appeared from nowhere and said to him:

"Impossible, Lao Zhou, give up! You have no chance!"

Zhou: "Who are you? Why do you say that!"

OS: "Don't worry about who I am, first recognize yourself, take a picture of yourself first!"

Zhou: "But I..."

OS: "Let's piss and take a picture first!"

Zhou: "It's not me..."

OS: "Let's piss and take a picture first!"

Zhou: "Well... I have a little idea about that..."

OS: "No matter what you think, let's piss first!"

Zhou: "Damn it!"

OS: "Did you spill it?"

week:"……"

After a seemingly gratuitous OS ended, Zhou Fangran whistled nonchalantly and took out the [-] million front and back soft light double camera that not only illuminates your beauty but also blinds your dog eyes. Turn on the front, turn off the soft light light, then took the phone away, squinted and looked at it, huh?Didn't see it clearly, took a closer look, paused for a few seconds, turned petrified, smiled and lightly turned on the soft light, took a quick look again, put down the phone, and finally swallowed heavily and sighed :

Sigh~~~ It seems that this is indeed the case, there is no chance, there is no chance, I am about to throw up, and there is still a chance.

OS: "Look! Ten million front and rear cameras plus soft light can't save you!"

Zhou: "Fuck! Slot! Ni! Ma!"

OS: "The last sentence, ahem, you have so many fucking jokes!"

week:"……"

In Zhou Fangran's mind, he flicked his finger lightly, and flicked that lifeless little OS out of the Milky Way.

After a while, he rested his chin in contemplation, thinking carefully about his chances of winning.

"Ding~" At this time, a text message came: "Dear Ranran, I'm not feeling well today and I'm very tired. Please bring me a meal for my concubine. As for the meal, it's a new one from the Western Regions." Turkish cuisine', if you pass by the supermarket and bring a pot of 'Yuqian Longjing', it will be great, love you."

Zhou Fangran had a shocked face once, goddamn Turkish cuisine, goddamn Yuqian Longjing, I will bring you food to pay for these things!

"Ding~" Another text message came: "Curry Chicken Rice Bowl with Chicken and Coke, thanks!".

Zhou Fangran had a shocked face for the second time, saying what the hell is adding chicken and coke!Coke chicken?

"Ding~" The third text message: "Headmaster, can I trouble you to bring a meal, I'm really sorry, I'm doing homework (you know), I really can't get away, a piece of spaghetti is enough Alright, thanks"

Zhou Fangran was shocked three times and his face was full of black lines. The three little sluts in the whole dormitory of Nima asked me to bring meals, and the three of them ordered different fucking meals. Fuck, they really treat me like a takeaway brother, and even order food!

What else can I say, who made my life miserable? With these three karmic obstacles spread, Zhou Fangran helped his forehead: The five elements are "hardships" ah~.

But, hehe, who am I, Zhou Fangran, to allow you to yell at me? You underestimate me.

Zhou Fangran first strode into the No. [-] restaurant in the east area of ​​the campus, went to the "Turkish Restaurant" on the first floor, and smiled slightly at the lady at the window: "A piece of barbecue rice, take it away, please add more spice, add more, yes , ok, Alipay transfer"; then went to the South Asian restaurant on the second floor to buy a curry chicken rice bowl, went to another window and opened the packed box, pointed to the curry chicken and said to the rice aunt: "Auntie , could you please give me a copy of 'Coke Chicken', hey yes, that one is a bit mushy, no need to put it in another box, just pour it on top of it, thank you very much, Alipay transfer money"; finally walked to a fast food shop In front of the shop window, he raised his eyebrows at the handsome little brother: "One serving of spaghetti, add more tomato sauce, well, it's not enough, it's not enough, it's okay, I'll scan you, oh not scan the QR code."

After finishing this, Zhou Fangran walked out of the restaurant, turned around and went to the supermarket, picked and picked from the shelves, picked out a box of tea "Yuqian Longjing" to pay and left, the whole process was done in one go.

When they arrived at the entrance of the dormitory building, the dorm aunt was eating with a lunch box. Seeing Zhou Fangran floating in with a happy face, she was chewing on the rice and asked him in surprise: "Why did Xiao Zhou buy so many things? Can you bring them here, auntie?" How about you~" Zhou Fangran nodded slightly to his aunt and then smiled and said, "Thank you, auntie, it's fine, it's not that the school prohibits keeping pets, so I raised three puppies in the dormitory, and I just bought dog food." puff!The dormitory aunt almost vomited when she heard this.

"Hey, don't choke. Eat and drink well. I'll go in first." Zhou Fangran floated away after speaking.

As soon as I arrived at the door of the dormitory, the door was opened, and I saw: first, a flower mother Wang tied bangs, held a small mirror, raised her orchid fingers, pinched a sanitary stick, and applied medicine to the small acne that had just appeared on her forehead; there was also a big black one. Wang is shirtless in front of the computer and "eating chicken" with his muscles exposed; there is only one little milk Wang Xiaoxiao lying on the table wearing earphones, his bangs cover his beautiful eyebrows and eyes, and he smacks his mouth from time to time. It's time to travel.

Zhou Fangran knocked on the door and floated in. The three Wang Zheng didn't even look at him, they were still doing what they were doing, but Huamu Wang looked up at Zhou Fangran in the end to save face, and then said in a long voice: "Why are you so stupid?" Hurry up, little Fangzi, let Ben Gong wait in a hurry, get out and reward yourself first."

The corners of Zhou Fangran's mouth twitched, and he tried his best to suppress the thought of rushing forward to give Hua Mu Wang a loud slap in the face, and then smiled and handed the bought things to the three silly dogs one by one: "Here, I bought everything you want , transfer the money to me quickly, don’t try to make me a fool.”

Now the three of them were shocked.

First, "Hua Mu Wang" He Youxuan screamed: "Little Fangzi~ I'm not an old man, I want iced black tea! What the hell are you really (emphasis) buying me a box of tea leaves for? Oh shit! !”.

Zhou Fangran had an indifferent face: "The servant came here completely according to your will, the little ones dare not make mistakes, so I ask you to enjoy it carefully, my lady."

The flower mother Wang He Youxuan had a miserable face, and then she held her forehead in a helpless manner: "Forget it, if you train you for a few more days, it will not be effective. I am exhausted, so you can just step back."

Then there was the "big black dog" Zhang Feng with an incredulous look on his face: "Fangran, this... what is the pile of black things on top of this layer of yellow?"

Zhou Fangran had a cold face: "Isn't this what you want with chicken and coke, 'Coke chicken'?".

Zhang Feng stared wide-eyed for a few seconds, then stood up abruptly, stared at Zhou Fangran with a caring attitude, and said, "Brother, I'm talking about scooping up another spoonful of chicken curry, okay? Don't you know? Seeing that my regular customers will give me an extra spoonful, you can just mention my name; and adding Coke means that you can bring me a bottle of Coke instead of Coke! Le! Chicken! Ah ok? Do you know what to do?” paused Dun rolled his eyes and muttered: "Is your brain rusted after being single for a long time?".

Zhou Fangran still had a cold face: "I heard the last sentence, I know you are good at playing cabbage, so don't rush to show off, okay, let's eat your dog food."He pushed Zhang Feng onto the stool and patted him on the shoulder.

In the end, "little milk dog" Gu Qiu rubbed his sleepy eyes, saw the food on the table, and thanked Zhou Fangran with a smile, his eyes were almost bent into crescent moons.He took a bite of the spaghetti, frowned and said, "It's so sour, Mr. She, why is it full of tomato sauce, it's so red."

Zhou Fangran's indifferent face +3: "The little handsome guy who sells western food came to my aunt, squeezed a lot in, how does it taste?"

"Master, you are so dirty, it's disgusting." Little Naiwang was unhappy, "I'm eating."

"Do you feel sick?" Zhou Fangran smiled slightly, leaning his upper body slightly, propping up the edge of the table with both hands, and surrounding the little Nai Wang in his arms as a "table dong", the little Nai Wang gave up after struggling twice, then Zhou Fangran bent down With slightly reddened ears, Xiao Naiwang raised his slightly longer hair and exhaled ambiguously: "Then obediently send the homework you have done to my mailbox, and act quickly, otherwise, hehe... ".

"Okay, ok, Master Shechang, definitely, I'll send it now." Little Naiwang hugged himself tightly and looked up at Zhou Fangran in horror. Zhou Fangran looked down at little Gu Qiu, then straightened up and patted him on the shoulder: "Hurry up, but let's eat first, and send it after eating, don't be in a hurry."

"Okay...Okay" Gu Qiu's little milk Wang took the lunch box and began to slurp and eat noodles, and the little OS in his heart: Wow, it looks like a big devil, it's too scary.

"Hehe, Mr. Zhou Dashe, you know you are bullying my Xiaoqiu, don't you? You really don't want to face!" The flower mother Wang He Youxuan on the other side walked past wearing flip flops Zhou Fangran slapped all the way to the sink to wash his hands, then slapped and slapped his hands and passed by Zhou Fangran, dumping water on his face, returned to his desk, twisted his buttocks and sat on the swivel chair, raised Erlang's legs, showing Xiaobai Legs, crossed the orchid fingers and squeezed out a paper towel to wipe his hands, opened the bag, took out the chopsticks and put them aside, thought for a while, then raised his eyebrows: "I want to eat, Xiao Fangzi is still here to serve!"

"Cha! The servant obeys!" Zhou Fangran pinched his throat, walked to He Youxuan's side and stared at him intentionally, and finally looked at He Youxuan, and put his arms around himself and stared at Zhou Fangran vigilantly: "Xiao Fangzi, you What are you going to do? Be careful of my palace shouting, "Oh, what are you talking about, my servant, why don't you serve your meal?" Zhou Fangran smiled, and suddenly shot past the dog's head of the flower mother and the soaring wine to grab a disposable The chopsticks snapped open into He Youxuan's waiting hands, then he opened the lunch box, bent slightly and said with a smile, "Ma'am, this is the 'Turkish cuisine' that was tributed by the 'Huagou Kingdom' of the Western Regions a few days ago. Niang Niang, you love this special product of your hometown all day long, so I bring it here for you to enjoy," and then said through gritted teeth: "You can enjoy it, the servant will serve you by the side, hehehehehe".

He Youxuan glanced suspiciously at Zhou Fangran and then at his own lunch box, lowered his head and sniffed, and then said, "Let's put the crane's crown red." Zhou Fangran impatiently picked up a large chopsticks of rice and meat, and stuffed them into He Youxuan's mouth forcefully.

At that time, Gu Qiu who was on the side could see clearly that the amount of "Hedinghong" (chili powder) in the barbecue rice was quite large, so he naturally put on the earphones, turned up the volume, and raised his fingers to count. Count: "One, two..."

"what----!!!"

Just after counting the two characters, He Youxuan let out a scream. Huamuwang's face and neck immediately turned red, and the top of his head was sweating. The most amazing thing was that Zhou Fangran saw Huamuwang's forehead just wiped for the first time in his life. The little pimples on the medicine are bursting...it's gone...it's gone...

"Fuck, I'm so hot! Fuck you! Zhou Fangran, how many fucking peppers did you put on me!"

"Hahahahahahahahaha——" Zhou Fangran regained his composure and burst into a barbell-like laugh, "Oh my god! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha," Zhou Fangran squatted down with his hands on his stomach and couldn't get up." Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”

The little milky Wang was already on the sidelines, not daring to laugh too loudly, so he could only cover his mouth and giggle. The big black Wang was still wearing earphones, looking at Zhou Fangran and Huamuwang for some unknown reason, shrugging, or A look of caring for the mentally handicapped.

Zhou Fangran laughed to tears, then rubbed his eyes, stood up and patted the flower mother Wang who was still jumping and fanning her mouth with her hands like a fan: "Hey, let me tell you, do you still have acne on your body? Let me show you another one, hahahahahaha."

"Laugh at your mother!" He Youxuan stretched out his tongue and exhaled loudly. Now he really became a flower mother. He quickly pinched a tissue with his orchid fingers and pressed it on the "little volcano" that had just erupted. Zhou Fangran watched The blood-stained paper towel was already laughing uncontrollably, and Huamu Wang was so angry that she gave Zhou Fangran a hard blow, staring at her peach blossom eyes and shouting: "Laughing ass! Dead Zhou Fangran, I'm going to be killed by you!" Hurry up and get me some water!" "Okay, don't worry, I'll pour it for you, don't be angry!" Zhou Fangran took He Youxuan's cup and happily poured it full of boiling water, and smiled again. Pass it to He Youxuan: "Drink, drink, drink it, then..."

Before Zhou Fangran finished speaking, He Youxuan couldn't wait to take the cup and took a big sip, but he never thought that he would be tricked again, and almost spewed out a mouthful of boiling water. In the end, He Huamu's angry eyes widened and she swallowed forcefully with amazing perseverance. Going back, Zhou Fangran clearly heard the sound of a big sip of water falling down his belly, Huamuwang pinched Zhou Fangran's neck, who was already covering his stomach with tears from laughing, while sticking out his tongue that was scalded red by boiling water.

Zhou Fangran smiled and stretched out his index finger to scratch Huamu Wang's sensitive armpit a few times before breaking free from He Youxuan's restraint, turning around and continuing to laugh and run away with the thermos bottle in hand.

Huamu Wang covered her red mouth and jumped on the spot angrily: "Okay, Si Fangzi, you wait, I will see if you come back!"

"Okay, Aifei He washes up and waits for me on the bed when she's full, and I'll come as soon as I go," Zhou Fangran, who had already arrived at the door of the dormitory, threw a "blow kiss" to the awkward bitch, "Catch it , He Aifei!"

"I'll pick up your mother!" He Youxuan took Zhou Fangran's blown kiss with one hand, fell to the ground fiercely, and stomped on the flip flops, "Tamp, tramp, trample you to death, Cao Nima Zhou Fangran! You idiot!"

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