Three Realms Invincible Restaurant

Ah this...

Seeing the news about Shi Cangshui, Hu Weiwei was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but feel a little distressed for him.

Being forced to follow the vicious mother-in-law's script or something, it's really miserable...

[In short! 】

Shi Cangshui took a deep breath and brought the topic back.

[Xiao Hu, you are not allowed to lend video members to them anymore, not even for a minute! 】

【receive! ! 】

Seeing the message sent by Shi Cangshui, Hu Weiwei, who had already intended this for a long time, replied decisively.

[Understood the boss, don't worry, from now on, the two of them don't want to be a member for half a minute and a half second from me! 】

With Shi Cangshui's order, Hu Weiwei's back straightened up a lot.

Seeing Hu Weiwei's reply, Shi Cangshui nodded, his dizzy and swollen head from being fired by Mingjun finally felt a lot better.

【By the way, call Xiao Cui and come to my side together】

For Mingjun, a guy who "overwhelmed the burden of the underworld alone", Shi Cangshui originally wanted to give him a private affair, but after being played by Mingjun just now, Shi Cangshui had no idea there is none left.

At this moment, Shi Cangshui, who was stunned by anger, didn't realize that when he counted heads, he missed one person.

[After the upgrade, the aura is more abundant. I want to make a dish, and it feels like a hand. Come and try the dishes together.]

Ok?

There are other good things! ? ?

Seeing the message from Shi Cangshui, Hu Weiwei, who was originally paralyzed by salted fish and slumped into a ball on the bed, sat up instantly.

[Okay boss, Xiao Cui and I will be there soon! 】

And Hu Weiwei, who was also unfamiliar with the archangel and had a very low sense of the other's existence in her heart, also did not realize that she had slipped away a new employee.

She happily sent a message to Cui Yu, simply put on her makeup and walked out of the room.

Although I'm a bit annoyed that Cui Yu also has a share, I'm still very happy to be able to eat the boss's new dishes!

The two happily bumped their heads, and then walked happily to Shi Cangshui's small yard.

They happily pushed open the door of Shi Cangshui's room, and the moment they opened the door and saw Mingjun, their happiness came to an abrupt end.

"Eh!? Boss, you're here too!??"

Cui Yu lowered her head lazily and muttered softly.

He thought that the little boss called the two of them over because he was going to give them a small treat...

The two of them were unhappy, and Ming Jun, who was sitting there obediently waiting for his meal, was even more unhappy than the two of them.

Looking at Hu Weiwei and Cui Yu who pushed the door in, it is no exaggeration to say that Ming Jun's face instantly pulled down.

"Tsk, why are you?"

At this time, Mingjun didn't have the slightest so-called underworld love.

He looked at Hu Weiwei and Cui Yu who Shi Shiran walked into the room, and tried to struggle unwillingly.

"Are you here to find something to do with the boss?"

Taking advantage of the time when Shi Cangshui hadn't returned, Ming Jun began to drive people away.

"Little Boss, he's not here because he has something to do. He's gone out. You can look for him later."

"It's getting late, I guess when the boss comes back to finish my affairs, I won't have time to deal with yours."

Cui Yu and Hu Weiwei, who were standing at the door, couldn't help being stunned for a moment seeing him trying to chase away people.

Mistaking their astonishment for contemplation, Ming Jun, who was sitting on the stool, stood up and pushed people harder

"Otherwise you go back first, and I will call you over when the boss comes back."

Glancing at the time on the phone, Mingjun said hypocritically.

"Look, it's almost time for dinner. If you don't go back, you won't be able to catch up with the first meal at Baiyunguan Canteen."

"You can go back to eat first, I'm not hungry after eating in the afternoon. Don't worry, I will call you when the boss comes back."

After Mingjun's strenuous performance ended, the atmosphere in the room suddenly froze.

Good guy.

Seeing Ming Jun trying to fool them, Cui Yu and Hu Weiwei looked at each other, calling them good guys in their hearts.

Tsk, it looks like he didn't know it was the little boss who called them over...

Wanting to drive them away to monopolize the private kitchen or something, this idea is too vicious!

Cracking his fingers, Cui Yu, who was standing at the door, sneered, and for the first time experienced the plastic of "underworld love" in Mingjun's mouth.

"Oh? Is that so?"

He held down Hu Weiwei who was about to speak angrily, and said darkly.

"Then boss, are you also here to find the little boss to do business?"

Hearing the word "also" in Cui Yu's mouth, Mingjun became more and more sure that his guess just now was correct.

He glanced at the time on the phone naturally, and did a quick mental calculation in his heart.

Thanks to Shi Cangshui pressing their heads to study, Mingjun's mental arithmetic ability is now much stronger than before.

It was precisely because of this that Ming Jun couldn't help becoming more anxious after he quickly calculated in his head that the time was almost up, and Shi Cangshui estimated that he would be back with the food soon.

"Yep, it is."

He quickly answered Cui Yu's inquiry, he was so anxious that he could get his hands on him and chase him away.

"Oh, look, it's almost time, you go to eat quickly..."

Mingjun was so anxious that his brain short-circuited, and he repeated those few words over and over again.

"If you go late, you won't be able to eat in the cafeteria..."

"No, no, no."

But unfortunately, his two colleagues who have always been "cooking food over the sky" are not in a hurry at this time.

As if deliberately opposing him, Cui Yu and Hu Weiwei stubbornly stood where they were.

No matter how much Mingjun pushed and pushed, their footsteps never moved half a step, and they stood firmly as if they were rooted in the ground.

Under Mingjun's tangled eyes scratching his heart and lungs, they said in unison.

"We're not very interested in the food in the cafeteria, so let's wait here for the boss to come back!"

Ming Jun: "..."

How can it be ooc, hurry up and pick up your cooking persona!

Visible to the naked eye, the expression on Ming Jun's face became more and more anxious.

"...Huh? What kind of food from the cafeteria?"

And when the three were competing with each other, the door of the room that was closed was quietly opened.

Shi Cangshui was carrying the dishes, and Shi Shiran walked through the door opened by 007's head, looking at the three with strange eyes.

"You don't want to try the dishes, do you want to go to the canteen of Baiyun Temple? It's not impossible, remember..."

"No no!!"

Before Shi Cangshui finished speaking, the three huddled together immediately stopped what they were doing and said loudly.

"We don't want to eat the food in the cafeteria, we want to try it!"

After finishing speaking, Cui Yu and Hu Weiwei squinted their eyes uncomfortably at Mingjun who turned around first and walked towards Shi Cangshui with bright eyes.

"Boss, let me testify that Mr. Mingjun just now didn't want to eat your sample dishes, and said he wanted to go to the cafeteria!"

Cui Yu, the iron-headed baby, charged his former and current boss with a false charge as soon as he opened his mouth.

Someone started the group first, and Hu Weiwei immediately followed up with the output.

Seeing Mingjun's fierce stare instantly, Hu Weiwei sniffed and said aggrievedly.

"Yes, yes, the boss just now deliberately tried to drive us away, and swallowed the results of your food tasting!"

Under Ming Jun's widened eyes, Hu Weiwei straightened her back and complained loudly.

"Obviously it was the boss who called us to try the dishes, but he wanted to drive us away!"

"Stealing lies!"

"Fake imperial decree!"

"unacceptable!"

Seeing them singing and complaining, Mingjun felt that he was so angry that he was about to suffer a cerebral hemorrhage.

"You are also called by the boss, why didn't you say it earlier, I don't know!"

"Even if we weren't called by the boss, is it reasonable for you to let us monopolize the food?"

Hu Weiwei raised her eyebrows and said incredulously.

"Senior, you still have to teach the Basic Law to be a human being, right?"

Shi Cangshui: "..."

very noisy.

Seeing the three quarreling quickly over there, Shi Cangshui put down the plate in his hand, only feeling his temples throbbing.

He sighed tiredly, and at this moment, he had the illusion that he was leading the kindergarten class.

"stop fighting."

The slender knuckles tapped lightly on the table, Shi Cangshui squinted his eyes, and decided to amplify the move directly.

"Aren't you still trying the dishes? If not, I'll go to Xiaochen and the others to try them."

"try!!!"

The sky and the earth are big, and the dry rice is the biggest.

Facing the threat that the meal was about to run out, the three quarreling over there stopped their quarrel in an instant, and rushed toward Shi Cangshui with neat steps.

Its figure is strong and its movements are quick, like three puppies rushing towards the breeder.

In addition to the jade plate for the dishes, Shi Cangshui also took three small bowls for the dishes.

Seeing Ming Jun who was the first to rush to his side with his long legs, Shi Cang Shuicai's hand paused slightly.

Under Mingjun's expectant and pikapika eyes, Shi Cangshui put some more dishes from the big plate into a small jade bowl.

So, in addition to the two small jade bowls with the normal amount of dishes, there was also a large plate with the least amount of dishes on the table, and a small jade bowl with the most amount of dishes.

Seeing his movements, the three sniffed, and looked at the little jade bowl that contained the most dishes with expectant eyes.

"Okay, let's divide the dishes now."

Shi Cangshui clapped his hands, feeling that the more he lived, the more he looked like a kindergarten teacher.

Sighing softly, Teacher Shi raised his hand.

Under the expectant eyes of the three children, he picked up the small bowl with the most dishes and put it in front of him.

Seeing this, three: ...! ! !

"What's your expression?"

Shi Cangshui narrowed his eyes, inexplicably feeling a bit uncomfortable.

"Why, if you want to eat, I won't eat?"

"No, no, that's not what we mean."

Facing the questioning from the boss, Hu Weiwei, the boss's caring little padded jacket, was the first to react.

"Eat, eat a lot! Boss, you have worked so hard to cook, how can such a little food be enough!"

She pushed the big plate with the least amount of food towards Shi Cangshui, her beautiful face was full of smiles.

"Boss, eat more!"

As long as she behaves her best, the dish with the fewest dishes is definitely not hers!

Since it won't be her, then of course I should take this opportunity to gain favor with her!

After Hu Weiwei's witty operation, although Shi Cangshui didn't add any extra food from the big plate, he looked at her a lot more kindly.

"No, I wasn't very hungry."

Seeing Mingjun staring at the small jade bowl eagerly, swallowing wildly, not even looking at him greedily, Shi Cangshui snorted softly, and gently pushed the jade plate in the direction of Mingjun .

"Okay, it's over."

Under Mingjun's complex eyes full of shock, disbelief, sadness and melancholy, Shi Cangshui announced coldly.

"Everyone, let's eat."

"Great!"

As the saying goes, the joys and sorrows of human beings are not the same, and the same is true of non-human beings.

After Mingjun's inhumane "eating alone" behavior before, Hu Weiwei and Cui Yu didn't even want to pay him any more attention at this time.

With quick eyes and hands, they took the small jade bowls that shared the amount of food, and as usual, they lowered their heads and began to eat wildly.

"……Well!"

But at the moment of entrance, Cui Yu and Hu Weiwei were both stunned.

Although it was a test dish, Shi Cangshui still fried the five shredded wild rice stems that he had given them before.

The shredded wild rice stems are tender and refreshing, with a hint of sweetness in the crispness.The fragrant and soft shredded pork is not greasy at all, and the fragrance of shredded vegetables seems to be mixed with the chewing.

But the delicacy of the five shredded wild rice stems was not the reason why Cui Yu and Hu Weiwei were stunned.

What really surprised them was the aura that was so thick that it was almost liquid, and the healing power contained in the aura.

"Well!"

Hu Weiwei and Cui Yu put down their chopsticks and hurriedly swallowed the last mouthful of bamboo shoots in the bowl, and stretched out their hands together to pinch their own necks.

"...What happened to them?"

Seeing this, Cang Shui raised his head when his cheeks were bulging and he was concentrating on eating, and his brows were tightly furrowed.

"I didn't put anything special in the dish, did I?"

"Boss, don't worry, they just started to 'reject'."

Ming Jun, who had finished eating the few mouthfuls of food on the plate, slumped on the chair, looking at Cui Yu and the others with a little envy in their eyes.

"The main body is so good, it can be used directly after eating."

"Ok?"

Seeing Shi Cangshui's puzzled look, Mingjun who was not full took a sip of tea and explained to him pitifully.

"Boss, after you upgrade, the aura and special energy contained in the dishes will be more. So even though they don't eat much, it's enough for them to expel the filth from their bodies."

"Don't worry, it's a good thing, you see."

Mingjun raised his hand and waved towards Shi Cangshui, and a special fluctuating energy was attached to Shi Cangshui's eyes.

At the moment when that energy was attached, the scene in front of Shi Cangshui changed suddenly.

The originally bright room suddenly became dim.

It seems that there are fine mist constantly cruising in the air, and the whole field of vision becomes foggy.

And on Cui Yu and Hu Weiwei's bodies, the black energy was constantly surging.

Countless black air from their bodies surrounded them tightly, and the scene looked very scary.

"This is……"

Looking at the scene in front of him, Shi Cangshui's eyes showed a hint of astonishment.

"How is this going?"

"This is the general status quo of cultivators in the three realms now. Because the spiritual energy has been polluted, the higher the cultivation level, the heavier the filth in the body."

Mingjun waved his hand, with a calm expression that was used to seeing big scenes.

"It's not a big deal for them. With the help of your spiritual food, boss, to expel and suppress them, the filth in their bodies is already less than that of fellow monks."

"They took in a lot of energy this time, so the reaction was a little bit bigger... Well, boss, watch out, the filth is about to come out."

Looking at the faint black mist swimming between the sky and the earth, a sense of repulsion and disgust emerged in Shi Cangshui's heart.

"Is it out? Let me see."

Suppressing the growing repulsion, Shi Cangshui frowned and looked intently at Cui Yu and the others.

"Cough-cough cough!"

Two wisps of black air, one thick and one thin, emerged from the two smoky oval spheres, and then dissipated into the midair out of thin air.

At the moment when the two wisps of black air dissipated, Shi Cangshui felt inexplicably relieved.

"Tsk... Now that I've finished reading it, did you take back the energy instead?"

"Oh good."

With the movement of Ming Jun raising his hand, Shi Cangshui's cool feeling disappeared, and the world in front of him returned to normal again.

Although the vision returned to normal, the disgust in my heart still remained.

Thinking of the ubiquitous mist in the air, Shi Cangshui clicked his tongue lightly, and his mood fell to the bottom inexplicably.

"Boss, are you okay?"

Seeing that Shi Cangshui was not in a very good mood, Mingjun dragged the stool over with concern, and slowly reached for the jade bowl that Shi Cangshui hadn't eaten a few chopsticks.

"Boss, are you a little uncomfortable? If you feel that you can't eat, I will help you solve the rest. Ang, it's not good to waste..."

Seeing Mingjun smiling openly while holding the small bowl, Shi Cangshui paused, and a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in his mind.

Tsk, this guy, didn't you just let him see the black mist on purpose?

Just for that stutter? ?

Shi Cangshui narrowed his eyes, and the corners of his lips slowly curled into a cold arc.

This guy is so brave...

"Wuhu~ cool!"

When Cang Shui was thinking about how to "retaliate" and go back, beside him, the two who had just breathed out a few black breaths sat up straight with their waists in the air.

"Boss, your cooking this time is really amazing!"

"Boss Saigao, Boss Chuanzhu, Boss, I will be your forever little fan from now on!!!"

The rainbow farts from Hu Weiwei and Cui Yu made Shi Cangshui's not-so-good mood a little better.

He raised his hand and rubbed their heads, and the moment he put his hand on it, a mysterious wave came from both Hu Weiwei and Cui Yu's bodies.

"Um!?"

The originally sunny sky turned overcast inexplicably, amidst the rumbling thunder outside, Ming Jun said with a serious face.

"No, the two of them are going to break through!"

"……breakthrough?"

Shi Cangshui looked at the figures of Hu Weiwei and Cui Yu who had already rushed out, with a puzzled expression on his face.

"Breakthrough is a good thing, right? Why don't you all look very happy?"

"Because the aura has been polluted now, not to mention the thunder that Tiandao took the opportunity to strike down during the breakthrough, the aura that came out after the breakthrough is not easy."

Mingjun explained very quickly, and when he pulled it up, Cangshui ran towards the small kitchen.

"It's too late to go into details, senior, you should cook more energy-purifying dishes. It's up to you whether Xiao Cui and the others can survive the promotion!"

...Is it so serious!

In the small kitchen, Shi Cangshui frowned after washing his hands, and looked out the window at the two floating in mid-air.

We must make it through...

After a while, the isolation energy array set up by Mingjun closed, Shi Cangshui looked away, frowning and began to cook with all his strength.

On the other side, Hu Weiwei and Cui Yu in mid-air also had a headache.

Although the thunder that broke through would take a while to strike, they had already foreseen their own misfortune.

"Try to hold on, the boss just sent the news that the boss is already cooking for us in the kitchen."

Cui Yu sighed and said to Hu Weiwei beside her.

"With the help of the boss' healing energy, we should have no problem getting through that wave of aura transmission."

"senior--"

Before Hu Weiwei could nod her head, she heard Bai Wuhen's heart-piercing cry below.

"Seniors, you can't survive the tribulation here. There are many residents nearby, and they can't stand the thunder-"

"It's over, forget that this is in the human world."

Hu Weiwei slapped her forehead, the expression on her face was very desperate.

"It's over, we have to find a place where no one is around as soon as possible, otherwise when the lightning strikes and hits people, our merit points will not be deducted as negative?"

"Senior, follow this—"

An object wrapped in spiritual energy flew towards them rapidly. Cui Yu raised his hand to take it apart and found that it was a map.

"Fly to the place circled in red. The land there is sparsely populated. The comrades of the management bureau have already evacuated the nearby residents. It's no problem—"

!!!

Is it so reliable!

"Thank you!"

Hu Weiwei and Cui Yu checked the map and directions, and hurriedly flew towards their destination.

Seeing them flying away, the dark clouds that were originally densely covering the sky above the Baiyun Temple flew past as if they had installed a tracker.

In the Baiyun Temple, Director Zhao, who was watching the big dark cloud leave, hurried over and scratched his hair, his eyes were very desperate.

"It's over, how should we make it up this time? Beijing is not facing the sea and does not attract the wind. No one will believe that such a large and fast-moving dark cloud is a typhoon!"

"Hey, Director Zhao, I think you guys have to hurry up..."

Bai Xiaochen came over with his mobile phone in hand, looking at Director Zhao with distressed eyes.

"The big dark cloud that suddenly appeared just now has already appeared on Weibo's trending searches. Because of the large number of discussions and reading volume, the ranking of hot searches has risen very quickly..."

"Oh, right," Bai Xiaochen scratched his head and sighed under Director Zhao's despairing eyes.

"The title of the hot search is, #消助so big of the dark cloud#"

"..."

"Oh oh, another hot search came up, the hot search title #大黑云走了#"

"........."

Director Zhao felt that he was about to suffer from a cerebral thrombosis.

Pushing away the mobile phone that Bai Xiaochen held up, Director Zhao covered his chest, and began to make calls with teary eyes.

"Quickly contact a meteorological expert who has the right to know...Contact the TV station for an emergency spot...Send SMS notifications to citizens too..."Into Science" program team also contact..."

"Oh yes, there are more," Director Zhao said through gritted teeth while holding the phone in his hand.

"Pay attention to the trending search too! Buy some sailors to guide the opinions of netizens. Is there nothing to post? One big dark cloud connects two trending searches. Is there something wrong with Zha Lang?"

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At the same time, on the other side, the little fat man returned to Cang's house after eating and drinking.

"You're back! Someone just crossed the catastrophe outside. I saw that you were not at home, and my heart almost jumped out of fright!"

The little fat man smiled and hugged Cangmu, and let Cangmu pinch his fat face and rub it up and down.

"Isn't this fat..."

After really hugging someone, the worries in Mother Cang's heart were really let go.

In the living room of the Cang family's main house, Cang's mother suddenly remembered something while making the little fat man drink ginger tea.

"By the way, didn't you keep arguing for the past few days, didn't you want to eat the spiritual food of Shi Cangshui?"

"I heard from your father that he also arrived in Beijing today."

Mother Cang had always doted on her little son.

"Do you still want to eat his handicrafts? If you want to eat, I'll ask someone to invite him to come and do it."

Hearing this, the little fat man frowns and drinks ginger tea suddenly.

"... Time Cangshui?"

In my mind, vague memories and feelings floated up.

It seems that in the past, he liked to eat the food there...

The little fat man hesitated for a while, but finally, he shook his head.

"Mom, no need, I don't like eating his cooking now."

Putting the cup in his hand on the coffee table, the little fat man said solemnly.

"Now I only like to eat the food made by Yushan Pavilion."

"I don't like anything else."