Three Realms Invincible Restaurant

When the little fat man arrived at the Yushan Pavilion, the gate of the Yushan Pavilion was tightly closed.

It's not the time to open the door of Yushan Pavilion, but the little fat man skillfully walked to the small door of Yushan Pavilion, raised his hand and began to knock on the door bluntly.

Squeak——

There was a soft moan from the wooden side door of Yushan Pavilion.

A chubby little boy poked his head out from behind the door.

Seeing the little fat man standing outside the door frowning, he narrowed his eyes and showed a warm smile to the little fat man.

"Long time no see, you are finally here."

The side door opened, and the little fat man walked in amidst the boy's friendly smile.

Perhaps because the lights were not turned on, the light inside the store was dim. As soon as he walked in, a gloomy and cold feeling came to the little fat man's heart.

"Guest...guest?"

Seeing that the little fat man didn't follow, the boy who was leading the way turned his head back in concern.

"What's the matter, guest, are you all right?"

In his voice, as if awakened by a start, the little fat man shivered violently.

Cold sweat emerged from the corner of his forehead, recalling the feeling of palpitation just now, the little fat man widened his eyes, and looked carefully into the store vigilantly like a frightened rabbit.

The light in the store is hazy and dim, and the warm yellow light slantly shines into the store. The dust is flying in the light, and the atmosphere in the store is quiet and peaceful.

In his line of sight this time, Yushan Pavilion seemed to have changed in an instant.

"Guest, what's the matter?"

The little boy who was leading the way in front of him frowned, and asked again.

"I see that you are sweating a lot on your face. Is there anything uncomfortable about you?"

"Well……"

The little fat man faltered vaguely.

Was that just his illusion?

He glanced at the little boy leading the way ahead, and a gust of cold wind blew in, making the little fat man shiver inexplicably.

"fine."

Under the inexplicable intuition, the little fat man shook his head, and disappeared the bad feeling in his heart just now.

"It's just that I haven't eaten the dishes cooked by your husband for a while, and I don't feel like eating anything recently, so why don't you come here to eat today?"

Scratching his head, the little fat man showed a simple and honest smile.

Hearing his words, the smile on the boy's face became even warmer.

The corners of his bright red lips were raised high, and his dark eyes stared at the little fat man.

"Thank you for your praise, I will pass your words on to Mr.

"Since the guests can't wait any longer, let's go there quickly. Sir, he knows that you are coming, and he has already cooked in advance. Now go over, and the dishes are just ready."

"Oh good."

The little fat man scratched his head, and followed behind the little boy.

I don't know if it's the little fat man's illusion, it's obviously hot now, but the more he walks into the store, the surrounding air becomes colder and colder.

"Hey, isn't the air conditioner in your shop turned on too high?"

"It's not an air conditioner."

Although the little boy who was leading the way didn't look back, from his cheerful tone, the little fat man guessed that he was smiling.

"It's the magic circle set up in the store, the guests. The private box at the back has a cooling magic circle, which is specially used to receive special and distinguished guests like you."

"Didn't you ask this question last time? I explained it to you, but you forgot it so soon?"

"Huh? Did you explain it?"

The little fat man frowned and thought for a while, trying to recall the scene when the little boy led him the way last time, but found that his mind was still a mess.

The general picture can be recalled, but the picture seems to be covered with several layers of veil, and it seems to be separated by several layers of water curtains. There is only a vague impression, but the specific details can never be recalled.

A faint fragrance came, and as they gradually walked in, the fragrance gradually became stronger.

"Well, what is the fragrance in your shop? It smells a little weird..."

The little fat man wrinkled his nose and couldn't help yawning.

"The incense in our store is specially prepared by Mr. How about it, does the customer smell the incense..."

The boy's voice came erratically, as if it floated from the sky.

The little fat man stood there in a daze, only feeling that his eyelids were getting heavier and heavier.

A few seconds later, the little fat man who was standing there dangling closed his eyes and fell down with a 'shua'.

"It can be regarded as falling down. How did this guy last for so long this time, so he can go around..."

He picked up the little fat man muttering, and led the boy to close the stun formation under his feet.

He tapped three times on the wall "bang bang bang". After a while, a big hole suddenly appeared on the originally clean wall.

Carrying the little fat man on his shoulders, the boy walked into the secret room cursing.

After he entered, the big hole in the wall closed quietly, and the atmosphere in the dimly lit shop became peaceful and silent again.

An hour later, the little fat man wiped his mouth after eating and drinking, and walked out of the box.

The boy who led the way in front of him was still the same boy who came when he came.

The little fat man patted his round belly and burped contentedly.

When he was about to walk out of the Yushan Pavilion, the little fat man looked at the empty hall, as if he remembered something, and suddenly asked.

"By the way, when I came here just now, I always wanted to ask, why is your Yushan Pavilion closed this afternoon?"

Hearing his inquiry, the boy leading the way paused slightly.

After a while, he continued to walk forward, speaking in a cheerful voice.

"You still keep in mind that little thing when you came here?"

"There is no special reason. Our husband is not feeling well today, so the store has been closed for a long time."

"Because you are our regular customer, our husband made a special case to open the back door and set up a small stove for you. Please keep it secret for us after you go out."

"That's it..."

The little fat man scratched his head and said with some embarrassment.

"I know, don't worry, I will never say anything!"

The little fat man walked out of the Imperial Dining Pavilion.

The moment he was bathed in the sun, the little fat man breathed a sigh of relief, feeling as if his whole body had come to life.

"Then I'll go back first!"

Turning back and waving at the boy, the little fat man turned around and walked back and forth to the luxury car that picked him up, talking cheerfully as he walked.

"Help me tell your husband, his food is really delicious as always!"

"OK!"

After watching the little fat man drive away with a smile, the boy raised his hand and closed the side door.

The moment the side door closed, the smile on his face that was so warm and perfect disappeared instantly.

Frowning tightly, the boy bounced and walked towards the store, muttering while bouncing.

"Something's wrong, why does he still have the consciousness and memories of when he entered the store? Logically speaking, he should be brainwashed... something's wrong, I have to tell the adults quickly!"

The boy bounced and ran into the secret room. In the dim light of the secret room, the long, gloomy face of a man was looming.

"Why did you run back all of a sudden?"

"Didn't I tell you? Recently, I was refining my secret weapon in the finals. If you have nothing to do, don't bother me."

Hearing his gloomy and hoarse voice, the boy trembled, and crawled down on one knee.

"My lord, it's like this..."

The door of the secret room was slowly closed, completely cutting off the faint voice.

On the other side, Shi Cangshui was checking the format of the upcoming game on his mobile phone.

"Hmm... just two rounds to get it done, is it so simple and rude here in the finals?"

Hearing his complaints, 007 ate the biscuits that Shi Cangshui stuffed him, and said vaguely.

"Because there aren't many people, right? And the competition is just a formality, isn't it? Although the ordinary people who are compared with you don't know the truth yet, it is already a sure thing that you are the host of the championship, right?"

Hearing 007's complaints, Shi Cangshui was speechless for a while.

"What you said, it's like I stole the game insider and gave me the championship directly backstage."

"Obviously I won by strength, can't you use a nicer word?"

"I'm not praising the host for your ability!"

007 whimpered coquettishly, took the biscuit from Shi Cangshui's hand, and continued to gnaw on it.

"By the way, host, didn't you tell me to remind you before..."

"...Huh? Remind me of what?"

Shi Cangshui stopped flipping through the menu, and raised his eyes curiously.

"Remind you to upgrade wow!"

007 called up the system panel for him, and pointed to the experience bar that had just accumulated a level one and said.

"Hey, I just saved enough energy 5 minutes ago, I can upgrade!"

The stuffed 007 burped, contentedly collapsed into a puddle of energy cakes on Shi Cangshui's shoulder.

"Speaking of which, host, why did you suddenly upgrade so proactively?"

Recalling Shi Cangshui's negligence of upgrading before, 007 floated in front of Shi Cangshui, pretending to be an interview and asked him.

[Host Mr. Sen, may I ask what changed your opinion? ]

Shi Cangshui: ...

Speechlessly, he squeezed 007 back onto his shoulder, and then gently placed the recipe in his hand on the table.

"It's Mingjun's side..."

"Ang, senior, are you calling me?"

Before Shi Cangshui could finish his words, Ming Jun, who had nothing to do in Baiyun Temple and was almost growing hairy, suddenly appeared in his room.

After appearing, Mingjun raised his head, and sniffed his tall nose gently like a puppy.

Smelling the milky fragrance filling the tip of his nose, Mingjun's eyes lit up suddenly, and he looked shyly at the plate of small biscuits on the table.

"Senior, did you call me here to eat biscuits?"

"...that's not it."

Strictly speaking, he didn't even mean to call Mingjun.

"...QAQ"

Hearing his "ruthless" words, Ming Jun's eyes instantly filled with tears.

"... Forget it," Shi Cangshui said helplessly, stroking his forehead.

"Eat it, eat it, don't finish it, remember to save some and take it back to share with Xiao Hu and the others."

"All right!"

Selectively ignoring Shi Cangshui's "keep a little and take it back", Mingjun sat there and happily ate the biscuits, his back full of joy looked like a happy mentally handicapped child. (I don't mean to look down on mentally handicapped children)

Amidst the accompaniment of his eating, Shi Cangshui put away the recipe borrowed from Baiyun Temple, and then raised his eyes to look at Mingjun.

"By the way, why did you suddenly remember and run to my place?"

Did the guy smell freshly baked cookies across the yard?

Is the nose so good? ?

"Ang, senior, you said this."

Seeing that there were only three biscuits left on the plate, Mingjun held back his hands regretfully.

If one person eats one piece, it's exactly three yuan, so I can't eat more...

"Didn't you call me senior?"

Patting the biscuit crumbs on his hands, Mingjun licked his mouth eagerly, and showed Shi Cangshui a foraging signal of "hungry, want food".

"... When did I call you?"

Looking away in disgust, Shi Cangshui became more and more convinced that Ming Jun was here to eat and drink.

"Come and eat, just come and eat, don't make excuses..."

Before Shi Cangshui could finish his words, 007, nestled on his shoulder, whispered.

[Host host, it should be that you just said his title, and then he ran over after hearing it. ]

Title... Lord of the Underworld...?

Shi Cangshui: "..."

Forgot about the title, tsk.

Shi Cangshui sighed.

He looked at Mingjun over there who had just finished eating the biscuits he made and was drinking the tea he made (using 007's points), and then looked at Mingjun's sparkling eyes when he thought he had something to explain. Cang Shui had a headache.

"I'm not calling you, I just mentioned you when I was talking."

Now that the person concerned had already come, Shi Cangshui simply pulled him and questioned him carefully.

"The last time I let you taste the food, it was too late, and I didn't have time to ask carefully. What do you want to do about the matter on your body?"

Hearing this, Ming Jun, who was sitting there drinking tea innocently, turned serious.

He raised his hand and placed an isolating energy shield in the room, and then he spoke seriously.

"It's like this, because the situation on my main body is more serious. The filth and coldness in my body have been intertwined. Once the seal is released and it is not completely resolved, the situation will not be good."

"Senior, the dish of shredded cabbage you gave me earlier, although the aura contained in the dish is already sufficient, compared with the situation in my body, it is still not enough."

Raising his hand and scratching his face, Mingjun said with some embarrassment.

"As long as the level of the system increases, won't the aura in your body also rise, senior?"

"My main body can last for a while, so I want to wait for you, senior, to upgrade a few more levels, and then go to unlock the seal when you are stable."

"Well, that's right..."

Shi Cangshui touched his chin, and raised his eyes to Mingjun.

"You came at the right time. I have accumulated enough experience, and I can just go up to another level."

"Wait here for a while, I'll cook something for you after leveling up, and see if there's enough aura in it."

Shi Cangshui said with a frown as he slightly narrowed his moist peach eyes.

"It's better to do things sooner rather than later. If you can, undo the seal on your side as soon as possible. Keep procrastinating, and it will be bad if something happens."

"Hey senior, don't worry, my main body has been sealed for hundreds of years, nothing will happen!"

Mingjun waved his hand indifferently.

Under Shi Cangshui's disapproving gaze, Ming Jun, who knew Shi Cangshui's good intentions, sat up straight and said obediently.

"However, what senior said makes sense, I will cooperate with senior's activities in all aspects, and I will do what senior says!"

Seeing him in such an upright manner, Shi Cangshui nodded in satisfaction after spending a long time in the Baiyun Temple, feeling extremely bored.

"Okay, then let's start the experiment."

He raised his hand and clicked the gleaming upgrade button on the panel, feeling that his body was filled with a lot of aura again, when Shi Cangshui was about to speak, his head suddenly became dizzy.

"Well……"

Seeing Cang Shui covering his head and staggering for a while, the little fat dragon who was hiding in the void frowned and hesitated for a moment, then stretched out his hand subconsciously.

However, at the moment when he hesitated, Ming Jun, who was already very close to Shi Cangshui, stood up abruptly, and rushed to Shi Cangshui's side with a stride.

"Senior, are you alright?"

Seeing Mingjun supporting Shi Cangshui's arm with a concerned expression on his face, the little fat dragon in the void froze for a moment.

He looked at the front paws that he stretched out at some point, and his brows furrowed deeper in confusion.

I don't know how long it took, but the expression on Xiao Panglong's face returned to his usual expressionless face.

He slowly retracted his front paws, looking at Shi Cangshui with deep eyes.

Why, just now, why did he stretch out his hand...

Just when Little Panglong was puzzled by his inexplicable "kindness", on the other side, Ming Jun carefully supported Shi Cangshui, brought him to the bed and sat down.

"Senior, are you alright?"

Shi Cangshui half-closed his eyelids, silently looking at Mingjun who was looking at him worriedly.

In Mingjun's gaze at this moment, the worry of the puppy looking at the feeder and the concern of the cub looking at its mother are mixed together. Shi Cangshui clenched his fists with his eyes, feeling that Mingjun is going down. You can call him "Mom, are you okay!" in a moment.

At this moment, Shi Cangshui suddenly understood what 007 was saying a few days ago, "Don't want a male mother".

... Impossible, impossible, impossible, impossible, that is too scary.

Throwing that shocking scene out of his mind and delaying Mingjun's blessing, Shi Cangshui now not only feels dizzy, but also feels his stomach hurts.

"Close your eyes, I'm just a little uncomfortable, and it's not life-threatening."

Disgustingly avoiding Mingjun's baby-like gaze, Shi Cangshui rubbed the center of his brows, thinking that the reason why he has been dizzy frequently recently must be the anger of those unreliable guys under his command.

"Help me up, I'm going to cook."

"……what?"

Mingjun was moved by Shi Cangshui's dedication and concern for him.

"Senior, I'm not in a hurry!"

He held Shi Cangshui's hand, and two lines of hot tears rolled down from his eyes.

"Compared to the seal on my side, it is more important for seniors to take care of their own body!"

Shi Cangshui, who was sitting by the bed, withdrew his hand expressionlessly, his whole body had already been overwhelmed by the plot of the [-] o'clock episode of the dog blood family love TV series.

"From now on, you are not allowed to say a word!"

The little cross on the forehead was jumping with anger, Shi Cangshui stood up "with a broken body and a strong will", and resolutely walked to the small kitchen that came with him in the yard.

"I'm going to cook now, you are not allowed to follow me!"

When that guy said one more word, Shi Cangshui suspected that he was going to be mad at him to death.

If you are not angry, you have to be disgusted to death.

Recalling that when Hu Weiwei chatted with him before, she casually complained about "Mingjun and Cui Yu borrowed her members to watch dog blood TV series", when she walked to the kitchen and felt that she was finally alive, Shi Cangshui breathed a sigh of relief, He immediately took out his phone from his pocket.

[Xiao Hu, you are not allowed to lend members to Xiao Cui and the others in the future! 】

【hold head high? 】

On the WeChat interface, Hu Weiwei was "typing" for a while, and then a question popped up cautiously.

[Those two actors, did they come to you to act? 】

No, no, no?

During this period of time, Hu Weiwei, who had been forced to accompany her in the emotional drama in turn and had already suffered from it, widened her eyes and thought inconceivably.

Are those two guys so courageous that they dare to harass the boss? ?

【…】

Seeing Hu Weiwei's reply that told a story, Shi Cangshui hesitated for a moment, but still couldn't hold back his curiosity.

【They asked you to act too? 】

【right! ! 】

Hu Weiwei, who was about to be driven crazy these two days, paused for a moment. At this time, she didn't care about her immediate boss, and she complained crazily to Shi Cangshui.

[Boss, you don’t know, I’ve been forced to accompany the two of them for the past few days. It's just crazy! ! 】

[Millennium cerebral thrombosis would not be able to achieve this effect in one year! 】

[Borrowing my membership to watch dog-blooded TV series, and in turn, murdering me, is simply unconscionable, outrageous, and despicable! ! ! 】

The text sent by Hu Weiwei can be described as crying blood.

[I looked at their viewing records. These two guys have already watched a new drama in the past two days. They watch it every day and cry every night. sleep well. 】

[This time the plot is about a shitty story about a scumbag cheating on him, a filial and filial daughter-in-law who moves the heavens and earth, never leaving, and desperately working hard to take care of the scumbag's family.I just don't know if my script this time is a silly daughter-in-law or a shit mother-in-law. 】

Hu Weiwei's tone became visibly irritable.

She was typing on the other end, her tail flicking around the room angrily.

【Boss, wait until the day you see that I can't help but attack those two, remember to stop that Lord Ming before he attacks me. 】

【Don't stop it too early, before Cui Yu's idiot has not reacted, I will beat him twice, let him know why the flowers in the human world are so popular. 】

Shi Cangshui: "..."

Seeing Hu Weiwei's frenzied rants, and Hu Weiwei's attack plan, which was obviously planned for a long time, even the method and countermeasures, Shi Cangshui was silent for a while holding the phone, and then began to think again Focus on the matter of "how does my employee's brain circuit grow".

[By the way, boss, why did you remember to ask this? 】

After spitting out the black mud, Hu Weiwei's mood brightened a lot.

She flipped through the chat history, and after a moment of contemplation, Hu Weiwei asked in shock.

【Oh my god, are the bosses going to harass you? 】

Good fellow, those two fellows have such guts! ?

【……OK】

Recalling Mingjun's watery and disgusting eyes just now at the bedside, Shi Cangshui sighed and replied in vicissitudes of life.

[The script I just wrote should be the shit mother-in-law you mentioned. 】