Three Realms Invincible Restaurant

For the ghosts who have lived in the shadow of Mengpo's ghost and animal cooking all year round, Shi Cangshui's cooking is no different from a nuclear bomb falling on the ground, causing huge waves on the ground.

"Mist grass, fog grass, fog grass! Mom, is this really something I can eat with money!"

"It's so delicious, it's so delicious, this underworld is worth the money."

Amidst the howling sound one after another in the cafeteria, the long-tongued ghost official reluctantly swallowed the last morsel of stir-fried vegetables.

He looked at the wall of the oily bowl, and after hesitating for a while, he held onto the idea of ​​"this is bought from a lot of places in the local government, so it can't be wasted", and thought "it's a pity not to eat such a delicious thing." " Thoughts, eyes closed, heart swayed, and with a shake of the head, he stuck his tongue into the bowl.

"Mist grass, brother, you can't fight like this?"

His actions successfully frightened the ghost officials who were queuing up beside him.

Seeing the long-tongued ghost sticking out his tongue, where prpr carefully licked the bowl, the ghosts standing in line near him asked questions curiously.

"How about it, is it really that delicious?"

"Bro, do you think it's worth the money?"

Hearing their inquiries, the long-tongued ghost official who licked the bottom of the bowl until it shined, withdrew his tongue, nodded and said solemnly.

"It's really delicious! Believe me, brothers, if you think it's not delicious for a while, I'll twist the head off and kick it like a ball for you!"

Thanks to the hard work (life) of the first batch of trial ghosts, the ghosts who lined up behind became more at ease.

More and more ghosts ordered meals, and the smell of hot food permeated the gloomy cafeteria of the underworld.

Wow...it smells really good!

It smells so good just by smelling it, how happy it will be when you actually eat it!

The stomach growled loudly, and the soul's desire for food was completely aroused.

In the anticipation of the ghosts who lined up full of joy and longing, Cui Yu finished the last spoonful of food on the big iron plate, and closed the window with a smile.

"Um??!!!"

How did it sell out so quickly?Can't!

Those who lined up behind them haven't eaten yet!

The ethos of the underworld has always been to respect strength, and hard fists are the last word.

So hearing the news that "the food is sold out" came from the front, the ghosts who lined up behind rolled up their sleeves one after another.

They gathered together aggressively, ready to teach this "stupid" ghost who didn't know how to prepare more meals a lesson.

Unlike the ghosts behind who were confused about the situation and filled with righteous indignation, the ghosts in the front looked at the "sold out" sign in front of them, and then took off their aprons and threw them on the empty table. The magistrate whose face said "My Lord is finally liberated" had hot tears welling up in his eyes.

I can't fight but I can't fight, I dare not to curse, I can't get through the road of relying on force, and the food I sell still smells so delicious that ghosts can't let go...

Woohoo, humble, it's a ghost who hasn't gotten food in the cafeteria of the underworld tonight!

Ever since, when Cui Yu came out of the cooking compartment, what he saw was this scene——

In the long queue, which was even obedient for several turns, the ghosts who could see who he was in front of him all looked at him with tears in their eyes, and a few lines of bitter blood and tears of not being able to eat delicious food flowed down their pale faces;

The ghosts who couldn't see who he was behind rolled up their sleeves and rushed over. After seeing his face clearly, they rushed over to give Cui Yu "teaching how to be a man" and stopped the ghosts.

They stared blankly at each other for a while, and after a while, the ghosts who were about to fight put down their rolled up sleeves, turned around and joined the bloody and resentful army of blood and tears.

Not enough to eat, Master Cui Yu, please prepare some more delicious meals!

bang——

Just as Cui Yu choked speechlessly at the horror scene where the ghosts were silent and blood and tears flowed, the closed door of the cafeteria in the underworld was kicked open.

Cui Yu raised his eyes and saw his former subordinate and younger brother walking in bullyingly, shouting with his neck raised.

"I heard that the cafeteria in the underworld has opened a small window that is delicious? Serve it up for Grandpa to taste... Pfft!!!"

After seeing clearly who the "Uncle Dafan" was, the judge team was instantly scared.

The leader, the No. [-] ghost of the judge's combat strength——Zhao Xiaoer scratched his head, and ran over in a hurry.

"I'll just say who is so powerful, the ghost who caused a sensation in the whole hell on the first day the cafeteria opened, so it's you, the boss!"

Smelling the lingering aroma of rice in the cafeteria, Cui Yu's younger brothers gulped down their saliva, rubbed their hands, and asked with wicked smiles.

"Boss, we are all brothers, can you open a back door for us tomorrow and let us fight first?"

"Oh, no."

Bathed in the eyes of all the ghosts, Cui Yu, who can be called the bottom of the food chain of a small restaurant and was tortured by two unscrupulous bosses, finally regained a little confidence in being a ghost.

He raised his chin high and said proudly.

"You can't open the back door. Our boss said that in the cafeteria, all ghosts are equal!"

"……boss?"

Hearing Cui Yu's words, all the crowded ghosts in the cafeteria looked up in horror.

"Boss, when did you have another boss??"

Still listening to him? ? ?

In this way, Shi Cangshui's name quickly spread in the underworld within the time of one dinner.

Almost all the ghosts in the underworld knew the news:

A new super delicious window has opened in Jifu Canteen;

The "canteen uncle" who eats at the window is Cui Yu, the No. 1 judge of their underworld combat power;

The maker of the super delicious dishes is Boss Cui's boss, a magical human being who has even established friendship with Lord Mingjun—Shi Cangshui!

That's right, for the sake of Lord Mingjun's face, Cui Yu didn't shake off the fact that he considered himself "Little Brother Shi Cangshui".

But even so, for the ghosts of the underworld, it is not easy for humans who can get in touch with Mr. Mingjun.

Not to mention, this human being can cook such delicious meals!

For a while, the name "Shicangshui" became popular in the underworld.

The ghosts who had never eaten his food curiously asked the ghosts who had eaten, wondering if the food was really that delicious;

And the ghosts who have already eaten the food and know how delicious it is are looking around for information about Cangshui——

The meals in the small window are limited in supply, so it is really hard to grab them.If they could find Shi Cangshui, the chef himself, wouldn't they be able to "jump in the queue" to buy food at will?

In this way, with his superb cooking skills, Shi Cangshui successfully captured the hearts of ghosts without ever having been to the underworld.

Due to the rush-buying speed at the underworld cafeteria was so fast, when Cui Yu returned humming a song after the food was sold out, the small restaurant hadn't even closed.

In the store, the last few tables of guests were still eating slowly.

When passing by the front desk, Cui Yu looked at Mingjun, who had been ravaged by the phone all night, lying on the table with a paralyzed face of despair, and a rising smile could not be suppressed from the corner of his mouth.

Because the colleagues in the underworld love the boss's food very much, it can be expected that the food sold in the small window will be sold very quickly in the future.

An hour of work and a whole morning of fishing, such a day is very beautiful!

It's much more comfortable than sitting at the front desk and answering the phone all day long!

Cui Yu, who escaped from the sea of ​​suffering by accident, smiled brightly.

A few days passed quietly.

In the past few days, Shi Cangshui and his delicious food that made ghosts cry were all over the hell.

The Jifu canteen, which had been silent for a long time, became lively again, and the first batch of Granny Meng who came to study in shifts had also been selected.

And the preparations on the other side of the black mist have also been quietly completed.

Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie——

Looking at the black talisman floating in front of him, Hei Wu gave a sinister laugh, feeling that this sneak attack was absolutely safe.

To be on the safe side, he has tried back and forth several times these days.

In the irregular sneak attack of many evil spirits, it was the judge or the female fox who came out every time and ended up eradicating.

The figure of the fat dragon who had torn his claws apart never appeared again, compared to the last attack that exposed his existence, and he was picked out by the human world's management bureau and sent back.

In the past few days of probing, Hei Wu has successfully tested the abilities of Hu Weiwei and Cui Yu after being sealed.

"Tsk, you can still have this kind of strength after the seal, which means that the ability before the seal must not be weak. What is the origin of this kid, and there are so many powerful guards around..."

He muttered for a while, and the black mist hovered there for a long time, but he still didn't erase the arrangement of attacking the small restaurant from the plan.

"I have prepared a plan for so long..."

Black mist glanced into the talisman.At the bottom of the dark and gloomy array, a small thumbnail image of City S is quietly placed there.

Countless small black dots of different sizes are densely covered on the thumbnail, and an ominous and gloomy atmosphere blows towards the face.

Looking at this thumbnail picture that could kill Secret Horror just by looking at it, Hei Wu grinned a few times, and the inexplicable guilt in his heart suddenly dissipated.

Instead, there is a strong, full, and sure-fire belief.

This is a key blow that he has prepared for decades. City S and its surrounding cities are one of the economic lifelines of Hua-country. As long as this place is severely damaged, Hua-country will fall into great panic .

And Hua-guo has a deep influence in the human world, and when the time comes, the small will lead the big and disrupt the situation layer by layer. Cooperating with other backhands he has buried, the human world will soon fall into an unprecedented crisis!

Thinking of the chaotic scene at that time, Hei Mist was trembling with excitement.

As long as the Three Realms fall into chaos at the same time, then...

Grabbing the evil ghost beside him and stuffing it into his mouth, Hei Mist chewed and chewed, the corner of his split mouth raised as if it was about to fly.

The opportunity he has been waiting for for thousands of years is coming!

With a 'gulu', he swallowed the evil spirit in his mouth, Hei Wu smacked his lips in disgust, and frowning, he took a 'pooh' to the side.

Didn't it mean that Shi Cangshui's cooking skills were not bad at that time?

Then when he is caught tonight, he can be considered to refine him into a puppet after torturing him, and give him the honor of cooking for himself.

As for those great powers around him...

Sneaking in through the avatar, thus avoiding the black mist of the human barrier, Jie Jie smiled strangely, thinking maliciously.

It just happens that you can eat all the tonics, and by the way, you will never suffer from future troubles.

This is no wonder for him, isn't the law of the jungle always a universal rule in the Three Realms?

After entering the human world, the strength will be sealed, and after the strength drops, there will be a lot of great powers who will capsize in the gutter. It is for this reason that the human world is the last place for practitioners from other realms to come.

Now there is a tonic meal delivered to your door, if you don't eat it, you will feel sorry for yourself...

The red light in the black mist flickered twice, and the aura of greed and ferocity flowed wantonly.

Dark clouds filled the air, completely covering the already dim moonlight.

In the pitch-black gloom, a voice said in a sullen voice.

"It's started, hunting time."

hum-

The talisman that was floating quietly in mid-air suddenly lit up, emitting a strange and ominous light amidst the buzzing.

At the same time, in the empty suburbs of City S, countless green-faced, fang-toothed, ferocious-looking evil spirits screamed and climbed up from the ground.

After simply identifying the direction, all the evil spirits rushed towards Shi Cangshui's small restaurant.

That will be the first stop of their attack. After leveling the small restaurant, the evil spirits will continue to march towards the urban area.

It seems that an unprecedented crisis broke out in S City.

'Beep beep beep beep—'

Almost at the moment when all the evil spirits crawled out, in the underground base of City S of the National Security Group, the alarms sounded wildly and sharply.

Looking at the dense red dots on the spiritual power monitoring map, the monitoring officer put on a pale face and snapped the alarm viciously.

"A large-scale riot broke out in the suburbs of City S, and the red alert is on, requesting emergency support from the surrounding cities!!"

At the same time, Mingjun and the others who were sitting around the small dining table eating melon seeds and chatting also changed their expressions.

After frowning for a while, Mingjun stood up from the chair suddenly, his pale and gloomy face was full of anger.

"Okay, very good, someone dares to secretly refine evil spirits behind the back of the underworld, and dare to use it against me??"

Taking a deep breath, Ming Junjun's face gradually began to freeze.

"I want to see, which guy has such guts and dares to be so presumptuous here!!"

"What's wrong?"

Seeing that Mingjun, who always had a playful smile and a laziness towards others, was so angry, Shi Cangshui frowned slightly and asked.

"What happened?"

"Ah."

Hu Weiwei raised her hand and flicked a foxfire, and a small radar-like map appeared in midair.

"There are evil spirits daring towards us, the number is about... a few thousand. Most of them are low-level evil spirits, but there are also many high-level evil spirits mixed in."

"Not only..."

Cui Yu, who had changed into the judge's uniform at some point, was holding the judge's pen, with a bloody and sinister smile.

"There are also special-level hidden breaths mixed in, it's really brave... dare to do such a thing behind our backs."

Seeing the people around who were waiting in full battle and going crazy with anger (especially Cui Yu and Mingjun), Shi Cangshui blinked and looked around.

Hmm...the fact that they didn't come here means that this attack was just a little more grandiose, and it wasn't actually very dangerous?

Not finding the expected chubby figure, Shi Cangshui tilted his head, and the sense of crisis he just mentioned was instantly shattered.

He grabbed 007 who was screaming anxiously on his shoulder, snored perfunctorily a few times, and motioned for it to be quiet.

"Wow host, be more serious, this time the situation is very critical!"

Seeing Shi Cangshui's calm, composed, even disapproving look, 007, anxious and angry, slammed his forehead into Shi Cangshui's palm, trying to wake up his simple host.

"This time is the largest 'Hundred Ghosts' Night Walk' in history, and it's the one controlled by humans. It's really dangerous! Don't run around for a while, do you hear me?"

As if hearing 007's cry, Mingjun, who was leaning on his body and looking out with a stern expression, turned his head.

Seeing the black figure quietly appearing beside Shi Cangshui, Ming Jun smiled.

With that subtle thought of "Sure enough", Ming Jun turned his head, narrowed his eyes again, and looked out of the shop with condensed eyes.

The breath in the small restaurant suddenly froze.

007 tightly hugged Shi Cangshui's finger, expressing his determination to "I won't let you go to make trouble (poke others)" with practical actions.

In this stagnant and serious atmosphere, a dark light flashed across quietly.

A tall and strong figure fell from the mid-air with a 'snap', and slammed his ass on the hard floor made of Shi Cangshui ice crystal bluestone.

"Hiss... ass hurts... What kind of broken floor is this, it's so hard..."

Muttering and rubbing his buttocks, he stood up, and the second judge, Comrade Zhao Xiaoer, who had attracted everyone's attention, raised his face and showed a bright smile at Cui Yu.

"Boss, you haven't come over when it's time for dinner. On behalf of my colleagues in the underworld cafeteria, I'm here to urge you to eat! I'm starving to death, hurry up and have dinner..."

"Huh huh huh huh??!"

Looking at the judge standing crookedly beside Cui Yu, Zhao Xiaoer, who hadn't finished speaking, froze for a moment, and the whole ghost was a little sluggish under the violent impact.

"Ming, Master Mingjun!!???"

"Why are you here? No, wait..."

The next second, Zhao Xiaoer, who sensed something, frowned and raised his eyes, looking straight into the distance.

"Hiss—good guy, where are there so many evil spirits? Someone is carrying out the 'Hundred Ghosts' Night Walk' behind the back of the underworld??"

"You didn't realize it so slowly, little comrade, your vigilance is not good enough."

Mingjun slowly rolled up his sleeves, and a villainous smile slowly appeared on his gloomy and handsome face.

"Well, as a punishment, your salary for next month will be gone. As for now, just join us and get..."

"Tsk, there are quite a lot of them on the other side..."

Before Mingjun could finish his pretentious words, the naturally dazed student Zhao Xiaoer slapped his head and drew the teleportation formation again.

"My lord, wait a moment, I'll go back and call my brothers to come over and charge back!"

The black light flashed again, and Zhao Xiaoer's tall figure disappeared in the mist.

"Actually, I just wanted to say..."

Looking at the three fully armed and dazed standing there, Shi Cangshui propped his chin on the table and said speechlessly.

"You are not human in the underworld, ah no, there are a lot of ghosts, can't you call more and come over together? If you insist on making it so serious and heroic, those who don't know will think you are making a movie."

His gaze passed over the three who were in front of him with full aura, wild posture, and wild expression, Shi Cangshui shook his head, thinking that these guys who started the fight could not be saved.

I was stupid at first, but now I get more stupid...

Under Shi Cangshui's disgusted gaze, the three who had been wiped out by a basin of cold water touched their noses, and shyly retracted their handsome looks.

"Boss, you are really serious, why don't you tell me if you see it through, why don't you let us play cool..."

Mumbling and sitting back on the chair, Cui Yu took a sip of tea and complained lazily.

"Boss, are you really a normal human being? Most people will be scared to death when they encounter this kind of situation. Why are you so calm?"

Can you still complain about us in turn, in this river! ?

Shi Cangshui didn't care if it was reasonable or not, he just looked at the little chubby dragon floating on his shoulder, his fingers ready to poke.

However, 007 looked at him very closely at this "life and death juncture". He grabbed his fingers desperately with a desperate attitude, and the expression on his face was like "you want to poke and step on my corpse first!" The past do not die posture.

Can Shi Cangshui really kill 007?Does not.

So he could only helplessly drag 007 on his finger, staring blankly at the few people in the shop who were stumbling around.

After Shi Canshui punctured a few people's pretentious thoughts, the three returned to their usual lazy appearance almost instantly.

It was clearly a "life-and-death moment" when the "enemy was at hand", but there was no tension at all in the store, and Shi Cangshui even made himself a cup of tea when he was so leisurely.

The relaxed and joyful atmosphere climbed up when Zhao Xiaoer came back with the ghosts, and reached its peak when Shi Cangshui announced that "the first three to catch ghosts will be rewarded with delicious meals".

Seeing all the ghosts rushing out of the store, chanting "Okay!" and gearing up, even 007, who was the most nervous, couldn't help feeling a little suspicious.

It seems... the situation is really not that critical?

But at this time, Shi Cangshui suddenly turned his head.

He looked at his empty shoulders and frowned slightly.

Where's Fat Dragon?just now...

At the same time, the sky above the suburbs of city s.

The black mist hiding in the thick dark clouds circled around for a while, it looked at the army of evil spirits that surrounded the small restaurant, and showed a distorted smile sinisterly.

"Heh, I see how you are doing this time...huh???"

Black Mist stopped before he finished speaking.

He stiffened and stared blankly at the scene below.

I saw below, countless evil spirits frantically rushing towards the direction of the small restaurant like a tide.

In the small restaurant, countless ghost messengers charged back fiercely with a more aggressive posture.

Seeing that the trend of the attack of evil spirits has been stopped, and the ghost messengers in the small restaurant are still rushing out from the small shop door, Hei Mist wiped his face tiredly, feeling that Shi Cangshui People are very weird.

You-damn-why don't you count him every time.

Just when Hei Wu was hiding in the dark clouds, shutting himself up and doubting Wu Sheng, a familiar chubby figure quietly appeared in front of him.

"Mist grass, why haven't you been sent back..."

Before Hei Wu finished speaking, a sharp light flashed, and it was once again killed cleanly by the little fat dragon.

"Tsk, is the connection so weak..."

The little chubby dragon who couldn't follow the clues to find the subject pouted, and a trace of anger flashed in the dark red eyes.

At the same time, a bell rang, and Cang Shui's phone vibrated when he was sitting in the shop drinking tea leisurely.

"Director Wang? Oh, you said that..."

Hearing the anxious vibrato on the other end of the phone, Shi Cangshui took a sip of tea and calmly comforted him.

"Don't worry, the outbreak of 'Hundred Ghosts of the Night' has been resolved on our side."

"...Ah? Ah, thank you, senior!"

Director Wang, who somehow survived the big crisis, hung up the phone in a daze.

He looked up at the Spirit Vision monitor, the corners of his mouth twitched as he choked on his own saliva.

"Cough cough...!!"

Watching the scene on the monitor where the ghost guards caught the evil spirits and unilaterally crushed and beat them up, Director Wang coughed heart-rendingly, feeling that he had been greatly impacted by this fantasy scene.

No, these on the screen are ghosts? ?

Director Wang, who didn't know the identity of Shi Cangshui's "Underworld Lord", gasped, completely stupefied.

No, to be able to mobilize so many ghost messengers, what is the identity of this senior introduced by Bai Guanzhu? ?