Three Realms Invincible Restaurant

Facing Shi Cangshui's proposal, Ming Jun agreed without saying a word.

Ninety-one points, although he is that one, but that is blood money!

In the future, he can justifiably use his status as the boss of the underworld to open the back door for himself to eat first.

Wuhu, this day is very beautiful when you think about it!

So after some discussion, Ming Jun took over the identity of Cui Yu's front desk (telephone operator), and began his days of working for free in Shicangshui shop, posting and prostitution for free.

Cui Yu, on the other hand, was assigned to the sub-window of the small restaurant in the cafeteria of the underworld, and became an honorable employee.

"...Glorious ass, did you ask my opinion when you made this decision!?"

Hearing this news unexpectedly, Cui Yu, who was holding a bowl for lunch, was taken aback.

He patted the table angrily, and under Shi Cangshui's distressed disapproving gaze on the table, Cui Yu shrank his neck timidly, and then straightened up suddenly in the next second.

"Don't try to change the subject, I don't agree!"

Gently patting the table, Cui Yu was very resistant to his decision to be forced to "remote" for no reason.

"You are a tyranny, a tyranny that is not free and undemocratic!"

"...Did you know that?"

Shi Cangshui took a sip of tea slowly, raised his eyes and said with some doubts.

"I thought you and Xiao Hu knew about this fact a long time ago?"

Cui Yu: "..."

Seeing Shi Cangshui who accepted his identity as a tyrant well, and then looking at Mingjun who also began to develop in the direction of a willful tyrant under the bad influence of Shi Cangshui, Cui Yu sniffed angrily, feeling that this day was not good enough. The law is over.

"wait wait wait!"

Facing the big crisis in his career, Cui Yu's brain, which has always been able to stay still, was working quickly, and in a blink of an eye, an idea popped out of his mind.

"This is against the rules!!"

"……Um?"

Seeing Shi Cangshui and Mingjun looking up, Cui Yu took a deep breath and loudly moved out his tough "backstage".

"After all, what, I came here to work under the arrangement of Tiandao APP."

Cui Yu spoke more and more smoothly, and her voice, which was originally low, gradually became higher.

"The contract I signed with Tiandao APP is the status of 'front desk', so you can't change my job, this is a violation of the contract of Tiandao APP!!!"

Cui Yu raised his head high, at this moment, the light of righteousness seemed to shine on his face.

He's already moved out of Tiandao APP, why can't he still be assigned to the canteen in the underworld to cook?

Considering that Cui Yu is the most powerful magistrate of the underworld, it would be embarrassing enough to be a poor receptionist in a small restaurant in the human world.

Thinking of the sarcasm cast by his colleagues at that time, Cui Yu blushed, and the stubborn spirit of "I would rather die than surrender" was written all over her body.

However, his struggle was of no use.

If Shi Cangshui could listen to his "dead remonstrance", then Cangshui would not be that "black-hearted boss" at that time.

After hearing Cui Yu's angry roar, Shi Cangshui touched his chin and said thoughtfully.

"Well, what you said is indeed a problem..."

"Yeah yeah!"

Cui Yu's eyes lit up, as if he saw the dawn of victory and hope.

"Then let's forget about it..."

"That's why it's okay to change the content of the contract."

"……what??"

As soon as his words came out, everyone at the dinner table was shocked.

"No, that..."

Even Mingjun, who was always willful, blinked, looked at Shi Cangshui and said hesitantly.

"Senior, the contract of Tiandao APP is to some extent the incarnation of Tiandao, possessing the power of Tiandao, this... can't be changed, right?"

"Well, can't it be changed?"

[Ah, ah, host, what are you doing! ! ]

Amidst 007's screams of panic, fear, grief and indignation, Shi Cangshui crossed off the prompt "The application is being submitted, and I will reply to you within 24 hours" that popped up on the system panel.

"Can't it be changed, but I just submitted the application."

"..."

In the small utility room, office and temporary staff restaurant, the atmosphere froze instantly.

"It's over, when the Heavenly Dao chops you, it won't chop me along the way..."

Cui Yu touched his face, and looked in Shi Cangshui's direction in dismay.

"Boss, why do you want money and don't want your life? That's the way of heaven, the way of heaven! Are you openly provoking the authority of the way of heaven just to earn a little extra money?!"

"...Huh? It's not that serious."

In front of my eyes, I saw the broken expression of everyone present, including Mingjun; next to my ear, I heard 007's broken cry of "Ahh, the application cannot be withdrawn!", Shi Cangshui frowned, and said in a very puzzled manner .

"What's the matter with you, you won't be so nervous?"

He tilted his head, pursing his pale pink lips.

"I feel that Tiandao is quite approachable and kind. Don't scare yourself all the time."

"..."

Facing his shocking speech of "the way of heaven is quite kind", the already quiet atmosphere suddenly became more stagnant.

"No, boss, tell me, what gave you such an illusion?"

Cui Yu asked in shock and disbelief.

That's the way of heaven, the way of heaven! !

The way of heaven is merciless, isn't this a fact recognized by the Three Realms?

Is this guy delusional in order to make money?

Looking at Shi Cangshui who was still in doubt, the corners of the mouths of everyone present except him twitched crazily.

"Boss...you are a good-looking, ordinary human being who cooks delicious food. You know the way of heaven!"

Seeing that Shi Cangshui was about to speak again, Cui Yu, who was afraid that he would spit out some "disrespectful" quotations, rushed over and covered his mouth, and said in a broken voice.

"Stop talking! Just say a few more words, and the thunder will really strike in a while!!"

"Oh, Xiao Cui, why do you disrespect me so much for your boss? Your next month's salary will be gone."

Pushing away Cui Yu's hand in disgust, Shi Cangshui revealed the system panel, frowned and looked around in disgust.

"Here, look, my application just now has been approved by Tiandao APP."

"Let me tell you, Tiandao is a very approachable and easy-to-talk existence!"

"..."

Looking at the bright and golden words "Application Approved" on the system panel, everyone around was dumbfounded.

His eyes swept over their faces with bewilderment and astonishment written all over them. Taking advantage of Cui Yu's inability to react, Shi Cangshui wisely took the opportunity to finalize the matter of the remote transfer.

"Then let's put it this way, starting tonight, Xiao Cui, you will be the chef of the canteen in the underworld!"

"...Ehhhhh??"

Cui Yu, who was still in extreme shock, couldn't turn his head around for a while.

"Wait, wait," he looked at Shi Cangshui in a daze, with a flustered expression on his face.

"This, why did you just say it, I didn't agree!?"

"Why didn't you say it?"

Shi Cangshui pasted the panel approved by the system on Cui Yu's face, then narrowed his eyes, and asked very unkindly.

"Look for yourself, Heaven agrees, do you have any opinions?"

"Or……"

Shi Cangshui took a sip of tea, and blocked what Cui Yu had said to him just now, carefully and intact.

"Or do you have an opinion on Tiandao's appointment and transfer, and you are dissatisfied with Tiandao?"

Cui Yu: ...? ? ! ! !

Almost at the moment when he spoke, Cui Yu jumped up from the seat with a 'crush' like a cat whose tail was stepped on.

"Boss, you can't talk nonsense!"

Cui Yu clasped his hands together and waved wildly towards the sky a few times, Cui Yu said reverently.

"Master Tiandao, please be clear, I have absolutely no disrespectful thoughts towards you!"

Shi Cangshui: "..."

Shi Cangshui was a little shocked looking at the pious face.

During the period when Cui Yu was forced to come to work, Shi Cangshui saw a lot of his arrogant, unruly, irritable and disrespectful appearance.

This was the first time he saw Cui Yu being so obedient, well-behaved, as docile as an obedient kitten.

After admiring Cui Yu's crazy worship for a while, Shi Cangshui looked at his pale face from the fright, and his conscience felt a little bit sorry.

"Oh, it's okay," he patted Cui Yu's shoulder, trying to comfort him.

"Heaven is very generous. He understands that we are joking and won't be angry."

Cui Yu was so annoyed by his casual attitude that he almost fainted.

"Boss, this kind of joke can't be messed up."

"Right boss."

Even Hu Weiwei frowned, her beautiful face was serious.

"Misfortune comes out of your mouth. Boss, don't take it lightly. You should be careful about this kind of thing!"

"Well... don't be so nervous."

Knowing that they had good intentions, Shi Cangshui frowned when he felt that their cognition was wrong, trying to popularize his ideas to them.

"I understand your awe of heaven, but I don't think you need to be so cautious?"

Shi Cangshui touched his chin, trying to appease the employees at the table who were frightened by him.

"Although it is said that 'the way of heaven is ruthless', it is also 'always with good people'. As long as we don't do those treacherous and evil things, the way of heaven will definitely not punish us for no reason."

"Oh, boss, you are still too young."

"But it's also true. Your human world is in the very center of the Three Realms, and you are better protected. In the end of the Dharma Era, all cultivators in the human world have retired. It is not surprising that you have such thoughts."

Facing his statement, all the cultivators sitting silently shook their heads.

"But after you go out, you still can't talk nonsense, including your attitude."

Hu Weiwei frowned and confessed seriously.

"For the other strong people outside, you must not face them with your attitude towards us."

"Otherwise, life will be in danger!"

Seeing the seriousness of the people around him, Shi Cangshui could only nod when he knew he couldn't convince them, and said depressingly.

"……I see."

"Okay, let's eat."

Seeing that Hu Weiwei and Cui Yudayou followed him to talk, Shi Cangshui stopped their conversation with a headache, and brought out the very useful Dafa of eating.

"If you don't eat, it will be cold."

"Well!"

For foodies, cooling hot food is a "heinous" behavior.

Satisfied to see several people on the table lowering their heads and purring like pigs, Shi Cangshui nodded and reminded him casually.

"Then from tonight, Xiao Cui, you will start to work at the cafeteria of the underworld, don't forget."

"Cough cough cough..."

In the background sound of Cui Yu's heart-piercing cough, Shi Cangshui explained calmly.

"When collecting money, remember to be sure before you collect it. You don't accept ghost coins or other currencies in the underworld, only RMB."

"What!? Cough cough..."

Mingjun exclaimed, and there was a coughing man on the small dining table.

Facing their various protests, Shi Cangshui, who thought he had made it clear, ignored them all.

That night, Cui Yu put on the small underworld apron that Hu Weiwei ingeniously made (gloated at other people's misfortunes), and went to work "gloriously" at the newly opened small window in the underworld cafeteria with a dark face.

At the same time, on the currency exchange panel of Jifu, the option of exchanging RMB from Jifu points quietly appeared.

It's just that because the ratio of exchange is too large, it looks like a robbery, so for the employees of the underworld at this time, this option that is hard to find in the future is not very attractive at this time.

Or rather, unattractive.

They laughed at the employees of the exchange office for their whimsical ideas of rushing for performance, and they even thought that they were idiots who just hung up the exchange option and couldn't wait to choose the exchange.

Hell Points are precious things that can be exchanged for heaven and earth spiritual materials and panacea. There will be no fools who exchange Hell Points for that useless human world currency, right?

No, no, no, no? ?

Amidst the ridicule of all the ghosts, Cui Yu, the idiot who wanted to exchange all his Jifu points into RMB, sighed regretfully when he saw the prompt that "the exchange value of the day has reached the maximum value" popped up in front of him. tone.

Alas, I originally wanted to take advantage of the fact that there was no one to exchange large pens, but I didn't expect the staff at the exchange office to be so thoughtful.

Sure enough, the loophole is not easy to drill...

Just when Cui Yu was standing in the empty canteen of the underworld, feeling a lot of emotion, a crisp ringing of the phone rang.

Cui Yu looked at the employee benefits sent by Shi Cangshui in his hand - an old mobile phone that didn't even display the calling number, and pressed answer with a slight frown.

Not many people know his mobile phone number, who will be calling at this point...

"Cui-yu-!!!"

The moment the call was connected, the growling voice on the other end of the line automatically identified himself.

"Master Mingjun?"

Listening to the surging anger that was about to manifest on the other end of the phone, Cui Yu, who had been yelled at for no reason, touched his nose, wondering what his immediate boss was up to.

Hearing the wheezing sound from the other end, Cui Yu, who had waited for a long time for the next sentence, tilted her head and asked tentatively.

"What's the matter, my lord?"

It's good that he didn't make a sound, Mingjun just panted and didn't speak. Once he opened his mouth, he didn't even finish the word "adult" at the end, Mingjun over there opened his mouth like a cannonball, outputting crazily.

"You still ask me what's the matter!? I ask you, did you exchange the money at the exchange office!!"

Mingjun covered his heart, his heart ached to the point of bleeding.

"Do you know how difficult it is to change money in the human world?! Ah??? After finally getting a little money, you are going crazy!"

"If I hadn't responded in a timely manner and quickly set a maximum exchange limit, are you planning to exchange all the money, eh???"

Amid Ming Jun's heartbroken growls, Cui Yu finally understood why he was so angry.

"...My lord, it turns out that the exchange amount was set by you."

"Otherwise? Waiting for you to exchange all the money?"

Hearing the gloomy and melancholy voice over there, Cui Yu, who knew Mingjun's temperament, cleared his throat.

Under Shi Cangshui's training, Cui Yu, who was forced to learn and grow a lot, blinked, and began to skillfully change the subject to flatter her.

"My lord actually got money in the human world, my lord is awesome!"

The anger on the phone has subsided a lot.

Cui Yu saw that this trick was useful, and while praising the fox clan's wisdom in flattering in his heart, he continued to increase the intensity of flattering.

"How did your lord get the money?"

Cui Yu asked blankly, and he had already prepared a plan for what he was going to say next.

No matter what weird method Ming Jun said, just boast and it's over.

If Mr. Mingjun is so happy, he will turn over the matter of madly exchanging renminbi while he is not paying attention.

Cui Yu thought helplessly while typing Xiao Jiujiu.

Having said that, he also earned his hell points through hard work, so why is Lord Mingjun angry because he exchanged too much...

"Oh money"

Cui Yu hadn't finished thinking about the thoughts, but the words from Ming Jun had been happily passed on.

"The money is my senior's little brother's name, and under the senior's matchmaking bridge, I exchanged it with that human world great teacher Bai Yunguan!"

"……what??"

The prepared words of praise got stuck there, and Cui Yu froze in place.

His eyes widened, and his information-overloaded brain kept repeating the process of restarting and freezing.

Cui Yu's voice trembled under the huge fluctuation of mind.

"The money is... how to exchange it??"

He repeated the question subconsciously, feeling that at this moment, the whole world became unreal.

"Hey, the money was exchanged by me as a senior brother..."

Perhaps knowing that this method is rather strange, Ming Jun cleared his throat and argued loudly for himself.

"I'm not doing this for the reputation of our underworld! The majestic lord of the underworld trades spiritual materials for money because of poverty. How embarrassing it is to wear them out!"

... You also know how embarrassing it is! ! !

Cui Yu covered his face in dismay.

What was even more frightening was that, after thinking about it in his head, he had a faint feeling that Mingjun's words made sense.

... Poisonous!

No, I can no longer follow the logic of adults.

He was already a bit stupid, but he couldn't be made even more stupid by adults.

"My lord is so wise!"

Cui Yu flattered her, and Cui Yu asked with a blank expression while holding up her mobile phone.

"Do you have anything else to do?"

"Oh, there are more."

Mingjun, who had been pacified by Shunmao, scratched his head, touched his chin and said.

"The dishes for your window are ready. You are ready to receive them. I will pass them on to you."

In the end, the complacency in his voice was almost overflowing.

"Look, I'm still useful."

Cui Yu: "..."

Cui Yu, who no longer knew what to say, sighed, and said with dead eyes.

"You are wonderful."

One minute later, looking at the several large plates of dishes that were delicious in color, fragrance and steaming in front of him, Cui Yu first ordered a meal for himself, and then suddenly gave a smirk.

Well, the boss's food is so delicious, his colleagues in the underworld don't know how to do it?

Maybe it's because Cui Yu has experienced too many shocks tonight, and Cui Yu at this time is rare to be smart.

As long as he hooks them with delicious food, then his identity as a rice cooker is not a shameful identity, but a good job that ghosts and ghosts envy!

After thinking clearly, Cui Yu raised his hand and made a decision.

A gust of wind rose from the ground, howling and spreading the aroma of the food.

"What does the mist grass smell like? It's so fragrant!"

In an instant, all the ghost messengers with a radius of a hundred miles raised their heads.

And when they followed the smell, what they saw was a line of big characters posted on the new window of the cafeteria in the underworld——

This window only accepts RMB

And on the panel of the exchange office, the exchange rate suddenly increased by n times the exchange value.

... Is this such a coincidence?

Seeing the soaring price of RMB, and looking at the mouthwatering delicacies in front of them, countless ghosts took out their deposits with heartache, and lined up at the window with tears in their eyes.

I feel like I've been tricked!