After pretending to be stupid, I cheated [Transmigration Book]

The rain gradually diminished in the second half of the night.

Shen Guangluo didn't have the face to keep knocking on the door, and fell asleep outside with the cat in his arms.

But he didn't stay out for long.

Because after four o'clock, Lao Liu came over.

"Little Master Shen, little Master Shen."

Shen Guangluo lay sprawled at the gate, and the kitten curled up beside him obediently.

Sensing the movement, Shen Guangluo babbled in his sleep, scratched his hands and arms, turned over loudly, and then rolled down the steps with the cat and the man.

The two small animals yelped and woke up.

The sky is still bright, the air after the rain is filled with a fresh fragrance, and the vegetation is full of greenery.

The middle-aged man stood in front of Shen Guangluo with a simple and honest face. He stretched out his hand to support Shen Guangluo, but when he saw Shen Guangluo's body covered in mud, he didn't know how to help him for a while.

Shen Guangluo focused his eyes for a long time before saying, "Uncle Liu, why are you here?"

Old Liu hesitated for a moment: "Mr. Xie asked me to come here."

Shen Guangluo: "What time is it now, Xie Yan—"

Shen Guangluo didn't feel right when he said the words, and immediately changed his words: "Brother Xie Yan is working hard, and he has work early in the morning."

Uncle Liu smiled and didn't respond to this sentence.

He took out the key from his pocket and opened the door: "Young master Shen has been sleeping outside all night, he must have been frozen, come in quickly and take a hot bath to warm up."

Shen Guangluo stood at the door, refusing to enter the house, stepped on the grass, lowered his head and muttered: "No, brother won't let the kitten into the house..."

Uncle Liu looked down at the little black thing at Shen Guangluo's feet, it was so dirty that he couldn't see its fur.

Uncle Liu said: "This kitten is a wild cat, and its body is dirty. Uncle Liu will take it to the pet hospital for a check later, and send it here if there is no problem."

"really?"

Shen Guangluo raised his small face, his eyes were full of light, he smiled halfway and then sank: "But my brother still won't let me stay at home, what should I do."

"You kept it secretly in your own room, how could Mr. Xie know?" Uncle Liu said to Shen Guangluo winkingly.

After speaking, he bent down and picked up the cat.

The kitten was not as big as his palm, and it was not afraid of life. It rubbed back and forth between Old Liu's rough palms, perhaps feeling that he was about to be separated from Shen Guangluo, and meowed towards Shen Guangluo cowardly. called.

Shen Guangluo couldn't bear it all at once.

Uncle Liu gave him a push: "Hurry up and wash it, look at your dirty body, sleep well after washing, Uncle Liu promises to send it back today, don't worry, the cat can definitely be raised! Let's go!"

In the end, Uncle Liu didn't ask Xie Yan to do anything.

After Shen Guangluo took a shower, he lay on the bed and slept until twelve o'clock in the noon. When he woke up, he felt empty in his stomach.

I spent all night outside last night and didn't eat in the morning.

So hungry.

Usually, Wang Ma would ask him to go downstairs for dinner at twelve o'clock, but today Wang Ma was not at home, and Shen Guang was still thinking about what to have for lunch when he went downstairs.

Unexpectedly, when I went downstairs, there was a person sitting in the restaurant.

Xie Yan was still at home.

In the past, Xie Yan would only stay at home last Saturday night, and he would return to live in his house in the city early on Sunday morning.

Is the sun coming out in the west today?

Shen Guangluo was a little depressed.

When he was a fool, he liked Xie Yan very much. As long as he could have a meal with Xie Yan, Shen Guangluo could be foolishly happy for a week.

Now it's the opposite, Shen Guangluo really doesn't want to eat at the same table with Xie Yan.

Eating was supposed to be a joy, but with Xie Yan by his side, even the air became high pressure.

If you don't eat well, you won't be happy all day.

In addition, Shen Guangluo slept outside in the rain last night, and his cold worsened.

There are two dishes and one soup on the table, as well as a plate of steamed hairy crabs.

"Brother..." Shen Guangluo's voice was thickly nasal.

Xie Yan didn't even raise his eyelids, he replied to the message while eating, ignoring Shen Guangluo as usual.

In this way, Shen Guangluo began to act presumptuously.

He picked up a hairy crab, imagining him as Xie Yan, and snapped it open.

Let you close the door last night!

Let you die!

While Shen Guangluo was cursing in his heart, an unruly crab leg came out of his hand.

Whoosh

He jumped to the other side of the dining table, hit Xie Yan on the head, and then slid down gently along his hair.

Xie Yan's finger that was swiping the phone stopped, and he slowly raised his head to look at Shen Guangluo.

……

Shen Guangluo still held half a crab without legs in his hand, and was in a daze.

There was embarrassment in the air.

Xie Yan put down his chopsticks, leaned on the back of the chair with his arms crossed, squinted his eyes and called softly.

"Shen Guangluo."

According to past experience, the quieter the sound, the bigger the problem.

Shen Guangluo swallowed, didn't listen to him finish speaking, lowered his head to hold the crab shell and took a bite.

The crab's shell was too hard, and it creaked, making him grin his teeth.

Teeth are about to fall out.

Shen Guangluo clutched his teeth, couldn't help gasping for air, his eyes were sore with tears, he looked at Xie Yan with red corners, and called out weakly: "Brother..."

Seeing him like this, Xie Yan just found it ridiculous.

"Shen Guangluo, you are so stupid."

He pressed his fingers against his lower lip, shrugged his shoulders and laughed twice, then asked Shen Guangluo playfully, "Are the crab shells delicious?"

Shen Guangluo shook his head and sniffed: "It's not tasty, it's so hard."

Seeing that Xie Yan let him go, Shen Guangluo simply stepped up and pretended to be stupid to the end.

"Are my teeth going to fall out, brother?" Shen Guangluo grinned and pointed to the front teeth.

Xie Yan took a look: "It's about to fall out, all the teeth in the mouth are almost gone."

Shen Guangluo immediately closed his mouth, drooped his eyelids, and looked at him pitifully.

Xie Yan lowered his eyes, pulled out the crab claws from the corner of the table, and deftly opened a crab. His slender fingers skillfully operated on the crab, like a doctor holding a scalpel, and neatly separated the crab meat.

He mocked while working: "Shen Guangluo, do you know what is the most annoying thing about you?"

Shen Guangluo's eyes were confused, as if he didn't understand.

Xie Yan raised his head and stared at him, and smiled grimly: "It's overthinking."

"You have to remember, you are a fool."

"Don't do what you don't know how to do. It's better not to do it than to make people laugh."

"Just like you are now, stupid and stupid, it's really annoying."

After finishing speaking, Xie Yan picked up the white square cloth to wipe his hands, threw the square cloth on the table, stood up and looked down at Shen Guangluo, and said, "There is no one else at home today, you will always clean up the trash."

Shen Guangluo bit his lower lip and nodded.

Xie Yan turned and left.

Shen Guangluo's two aggrieved eyes kept chasing Xie Yan until Xie Yan entered the study, his eyes suddenly sank, and he sneered.

Fool?

I don't know who is the fool.

Shen Guangluo took a deep breath, stood up and put the crab shells on the table into the trash can.

Until he wiped the table by Xie Yan's side, his hand holding the rag tightened.

On the table was peeled crabmeat in a clean white china dish and separated crab roe in another.

One white and one yellow, neatly arranged.

Xie Yan just peeled the crab, but didn't eat a single bite.

Could it be that it was deliberately stripped to...

Shen Guangluo shook his head immediately.

Impossible impossible.

"Xie Yan must have been poisoned."

"I guess I forgot to eat it."

"Then did I fall down, or did I eat for him?"

Shen Guangluo's mouth was unforgiving, but his heart softened a little.

So as soon as Xie Yan came out of the study, he saw Shen Guangluo squatting on the ground with both hands on the table, staring at the two crab dishes on the table in a daze.

It was like a puppy staring at a most sacred bone.

Xie Yan said whatever he saw.

He stood behind Shen Guangluo in silence for a while, and said, "Shen Guangluo, you really look like a silly dog."

Shen Guangluo: "???"

Shen Guangluo turned his head and saw Xie Yan with his hands in his pajama pockets, expressionless.

Shen Guangluo straightened up all of a sudden, clenching his teeth.

Forget about the dog.

Still stupid?

Xie Yan shook his head, walked past Shen Guangluo, went to the freezer to get a bottle of ice water, and took a few sips while leaning against the refrigerator door.

Xie Yan is always like this, no matter what he does, he is always lazy.

He came out after drinking the water, and with a swish, he held two crab plates in front of him and looked at him with watery eyes: "Brother...you forgot to eat the meat you peeled."

Xie Yan didn't like Shen Guangluo being so close to him, he wrinkled his nose, leaned back, and pushed the plate aside with the back of his hand.

"Throw away the things you touch." After finishing speaking, he entered the house.

Actions and words reveal a thousand points of disgust.

The corners of Shen Guangluo's mouth twitched, his cheeks bulging out of anger.

He poured all the crab meat on the plate into his mouth, put the plate heavily on the table, took out his phone from his pocket and sent Xiao Qi a WeChat message.

Light Year: Tell me there are still a few days before divorce!a few more days!

Of course Shen Guangluo knew there were still a few days left, he just wanted to find someone to vent his anger on.

Unfortunately, Xiao Qi ignored him.

Until four o'clock in the afternoon, Shen Guangluo was sitting in front of the TV aimlessly switching channels, the phone vibrated twice, and Xiao Qi's reply was long overdue.

Qizai: I drank too much yesterday, and I just woke up...

Qi Zai: Brother Luo, I know you want to divorce Xie Yan, but you don't have to ask every day, why don't I hang a divorce countdown in your room?

Shen Guangluo's anger had subsided at first, but he was aroused by Xiao Qi's words again. Just as he was about to say something to Xiao Qi, the doorbell rang.

Immediately afterwards, there was the sound of the door opening in Xie Yan's bedroom.

Shen Guangluo quickly hid the phone in his pocket, looked up and saw Xie Yan wearing a dark blue suit, adjusting his sleeves with downcast eyes, and walking down the steps slowly.

The well-cut trouser legs highlighted his long legs, which seemed careless, but they were so good-looking that it made people crazy.

So Xie Yan finished tidying up his sleeves, and when he looked up, he saw Shen Guangluo looking at him in a daze, and he paused.

"Shen Guangluo." Xie Yan raised his eyebrows and said, "Can't you hear the doorbell?"

Shen Guangluo pouted unobtrusively, stood up from the sofa and went to open the door.

Opening the door, Old Liu smiled innocently: "Master Shen, take a look at what I brought back for you."

The cat bag was held up in front of Shen Guangluo. The kitten had been washed clean, revealing its orange fur. When it saw Shen Guangluo, it started meowing again.

Xie Yan also walked to the door.

Shen Guangluo quickly hid the cat bag behind his back, feeling extremely panicked.

Xie Yan would hit him straight if he gave away a cat, how could he keep it secretly.

Old Liu didn't realize the danger at all, and looked at Shen Guangluo and smiled.

"Hide what?" Xie Yan glanced at Shen Guangluo's hand: "Take it out."

Shen Guangluo bit his lip, the corners of his eyes were red, and slowly took out the cat bag.

Xie Yan glanced inside. The kitten, which was screaming vigorously, shrank back into the corner in fright when it saw Xie Yan's eyes.

It turns out that cats can also see people.

Shen Guangluo muttered in his heart, but the words that came out of his mouth were soft: "Brother, it's very good, please..."

Lao Liu took out two pieces of paper from his bag and handed them to Xie Yan: "Mr. Xie, don't worry, I have checked them with me. This cat is clean and not sick."

Xie Yan flipped through it twice, nodded and said, "It's time, let's go."

Shen Guangluo was a little confused.

Old Liu looked at Shen Guangluo and gave him a smug wink.

Xie Yan acquiesced.

Shen Guangluo pursed his lips, trying to suppress the smile on his face, but couldn't hide the joy in the corners of his eyes.

Lao Liu was busy moving the bought cat food and cat litter into the house, while saying: "By the way, Mr. Xie, Su Shao is going to perform in another place tonight, so I can't accompany you to the banquet."

"He's already told me." Xie Yan made room for Old Liu, and stood aside looking at his phone.

Every time there is a big banquet, Xie Yan always brings Su Shao with him, and thus Su Shao gets a lot of good resources.

It's a pity that Su Shao's qualifications are really mediocre. After holding Xie Yan's thigh for many years, he still hovers at the [-]th line.

"Then you can't go alone, why don't you take Young Master Shen with you..."

Old Liu tentatively said: "Little Young Master Shen is so good-looking, it must be very face-saving to take it out."

he?

Xie Yan glanced at Shen Guangluo from the gap between looking at the phone.

Shen Guangluo was wearing a pure white short-sleeved home furnishing. The baggy clothes made him look a bit thin. His face was only the size of a palm, and his red lips were slightly raised. The only thing was his big eyes that were unbelievably bright.

Really nice looking.

Xie Yan's appearance is top-notch, and most people will feel inferior when standing next to him, even Su Shao can't escape this law.

But Shen Guangluo was different.

His face can completely stand side by side with Xie Yan.

"I am very honored to be a judge of this program. In my eyes, every contestant..." A voice sounded just right on the TV.

Xie Yan turned around.

Bo Wentong's interview variety show was playing on TV. He was wearing a trendy sweater, looking youthful and sunny, with every frown and smile being extraordinarily charming.

Shen Guangluo has been looking at Bo Wentong all afternoon.

Xie Yan's eyes sank.

No matter how good-looking Shen Guangluo is, so what?

He is a fool.

Good-looking, but also just a fool with empty appearance.

Xie Yan turned his face to the side and couldn't help laughing. He smiled, pointed at Shen Guangluo and said to Old Liu.

"Shen Guangluo? Can he handle it?"