After pretending to be stupid, I cheated [Transmigration Book]

After hanging up the needle for five days in the hospital, Shen Guangluo was discharged from the hospital.

After returning home, Shen Guangluo looked at this familiar place, thinking that he was about to start a battle of wits with Xie Yan again, the backpack on his body seemed to suddenly weigh ten catties.

Headache.

Totally not happy.

Wang Ma directed the driver to move things at the door, and she couldn't stop talking about it.

"I've only lived in the courtyard for a few days. Look at the mess. You don't know how to clean it up. Even if you are stupid, you should wash your clothes. When Mr. Xie comes back, he will see what it looks like!"

After all the things were moved, Wang Ma shook the rag, pointed to Shen Guangluo's suitcase and said, "Your suitcase rolled in the mud, and the wheels are dirty! You came back to cause trouble for me, don't you?" Why don't you stay in the hospital for a few more days, it's best not to come back."

Wang Ma's noisy voice went straight to Tian Ling Gai.

The listener is upset.

Shen Guangluo's hand holding the suitcase tightened, holding his breath in a daze, he carried the suitcase into the room, fell on his back on the bed, and said in a muffled voice.

"It's so verbose."

The pocket vibrated.

Shen Guangluo took out his new phone and opened the WeChat interface.

There is a feeling of being in a world.

He still remembered that when he opened WeChat last time, it showed 999+ unread messages, and the number of friends had reached the upper limit, and different people wanted to add him as friends every day.

And now in his wechat list, there is only Xiao Qi.

Xiaoqi didn't know where she went, and she didn't show up for a day.

Shen Guangluo felt that Xiao Qi was amazing, he was obviously an ordinary person, but he had some abilities that ordinary people did not have.

For example, he is still a high school student.

For example, he can always disguise himself as some strange person, appear beside Shen Guangluo, and then disappear suddenly.

Shen Guangluo asked him how he achieved the ability to change clothes at any time.

At that time, Xiaoqi's answer was: Brother Luo, you don't know about cosplay, do you?

cosplay?

Pull it down.

Shen Guangluo clicked to open the chat box.

Qizai: Brother Luo, you are home now.

Light Year: Uh huh.

Qizai: Brother Luo, I can't accompany you these few days, something happened to me.

Light Year: What's wrong?

Qi Zai: Oh, it's so annoying. One of my younger brothers was beaten, and I'm going to avenge him. [Emoji package of old man sighing] Shen Guangluo wanted to laugh when he saw this.

Especially when thinking of Xiaoqi's thin arms and legs, he is still showing his teeth and claws to fight, like a little hamster baring its teeth and trying to bite.

Light Year: You?Fight, just your thin arms and legs, don't be discounted by others.

Qizai: Brother Luo, what are you talking about?I am the boss in our school, the most a man in the school.

Light Year: ...I'm afraid you don't have a clear understanding of yourself.

Qizai: [Black question mark face]

Light Year: If you can't fight, call your big brother, I'm a good fighter.

As soon as this sentence was said, Xiaoqi was silent for a while, and then "the other party is typing" for a long time.

Shen Guangluo was about to send a question mark when he saw Xiao Qi replying.

Qizai: Brother Luo, I'm afraid you don't have a clear understanding of yourself.

Light Year: Go!

The chat broke up unhappy, Shen Guangluo stuffed the phone under the pillow, put his hands behind his head in a daze.

There was also a knife hidden under the pillow.

A month ago, Shen Guangluo experienced the accident that cost Yuan's life.

Shen Guangluo was lucky, he didn't die, and his brain was seriously injured, which allowed him to recover his memory.

From that day forward he kept the knife under his pillow so that he could sleep peacefully at night.

Shen Guangluo was lying on the bed, just about to squint for a while, when the door of the room was knocked hard.

Wang Ma's loud voice sounded: "Shen Guangluo, go downstairs! Mr. Xie will be back soon."

Shen Guangluo responded, rubbing his eyes and walking downstairs.

Today is Saturday, Xie Yan will come back for dinner tonight.

In summer, the sky will get dark later, and it is usually half light at seven or eight o'clock.

Today at six o'clock the day has become gray, gloomy with a sense of sultry heat, the wind is blowing all over the sky, and the dust is flying, indicating the arrival of a heavy rain.

Shen Guangluo sat cross-legged on the sofa, looking at the sky outside the window.

A month ago, he was sitting on the sofa like this, looking at the heavy rain outside the window, waiting for Xie Yan to come home.

As stupid as a melon.

Why did I like Xie Yan, the dog.

Shen Guangluo couldn't understand what he was thinking at that time.

Wang Ma put the food on the table and shouted, "Mr. Xie is back!"

Xie Yan is home.

Dressed in black, he entered the room and greeted Wang Ma without looking at Shen Guangluo.

Shen Guangluo silently walked to the dining table and sat down to eat.

The dining table is rectangular, Xie Yan sits at one end, and Shen Guangluo sits at the other end. The distance between the two is exactly one meter.

In order to take care of the two of them, Wang Ma had to divide the meals at home into two portions, one for Shen Guangluo and one for Xie Yan.

Very troublesome.

But the two of them still sat like this.

It's not because of interest, but because Xie Yan wants to stay away from Shen Guangluo.

Shen Guangluo is a little different today.

Usually, when Xie Yan entered the house, Shen Guangluo would greet him with a face full of joy, but when he met Xie Yan's eyes, he would back off, and finally call weakly brother.

When eating, Shen Guangluo would timidly peek at Xie Yan.

But today when Xie Yan came in, Shen Guangluo didn't get up, and Shen Guangluo didn't look up when he was eating.

Xie Yan noticed these changes and didn't think much about them, but felt a lot more relaxed.

In the past, Shen Guangluo's gaze was so bright and hot that it could burn people.

This kind of heat is a burden to Xie Yan.

The meal was very boring, Xie Yan replied to the message with his head down, and even answered a few calls in the middle.

He seemed to be very busy, he didn't even finish his meal, so he went into the study.

Shen Guangluo put the dishes and chopsticks into the dishwasher and pressed the switch.

Mama Wang had something to do at home these few days, she wanted to go back to her hometown, she left while they were having dinner, and before she left, she specially instructed Shen Guangluo how to use the dishwasher.

After Shen Guangluo cleaned up the dining room, he also returned to his room. After taking a shower, he lay comfortably on the bed, playing Happy Landlords with his mobile phone.

Shen Guangluo has a habit, as long as it is fighting the landlord, no matter if the cards are good or not, he must grab the landlord.

This is his dignity as a man.

It's very necessary to line up.

However, this time he clashed with the man dressed like a feather duster on the opposite side, and the two of them would fight for the landlord in every round.

Shen Guangluo didn't have as many golden beans as others, not to mention that the landlord couldn't grab it, and he was doubled by the super. In addition, his teammates played extremely badly, and they kept throwing bombs at Shen Guangluo regardless of friend or foe.

Frustrated by Shen Guang, he smashed tomatoes, bricks, and buckets, and kept cursing: "You're really good at playing cards."

After three rounds, the Golden Doudou received today was lost, and Shen Guangluo exited the program cursing.

He turned around with his mobile phone, looked at the private messages on Weibo, there was nothing new, and then looked at the video software, and was surprised to find that a local tyrant gave him a tip for the video.

It's only been a few days, and the amount of rewards has already reached tens of thousands of yuan!

Shen Guangluo counted the money on his fingers, in a good mood, he sent Xiao Qi a WeChat message.

Light Year: Did you win the fight?

It took a long time for WeChat to send a 1-minute voice reply.

Qi Zai: "Brother Luo! Let me tell you, you don't even know how awesome I am today. The boys from the school next door were so scared when they saw me leading a group of people, they almost ran away from the alley. Then can I make him run away?! Of course it is impossible! At that time, my round kick—"

Xiao Qi must have been drinking, chattering like a parrot, and started asking and answering questions.

He is the one who teases, so why should Shen Guangluo do it?

Shen Guangluo cut off the voice directly.

Light Year: Stop bragging, where are you?Noisy.

Qi Zai: "I'm at the bar. Didn't I save the world today? My little brother came to buy me a drink... Hey? What are you doing? I said I didn't drink anymore, why are you still pouring it?...Do you want to be drunk? Young master, I’ll get down on the ground—”

Shen Guangluo heard the commotion on WeChat, so he didn't bother to chat with Xiao Qi.

Who knew that Xiaoqi's voice would follow one after another.

Qizai: Brother Luo, let me tell you, I just saw a cute boy!Milky and tender, I want to soak him.

Qizai: Brother Luo, you say that I am a cool and domineering onslaught, who else can resist?Who else? !

Two hundred and five.

Shen Guangluo rolled his eyes at the phone.

There was a torrential rain outside the window, and lightning accompanied by muffled thunder pierced half the sky in the dark night, and the wind blew and hung on the glass window, making a slight crashing sound.

Shen Guangluo felt a little uncomfortable when he heard the muffled thunder.

As soon as he drew the curtains, he heard a faint sound outside the window.

"Meow……"

Hearing this sound, Shen Guangluo's heart trembled.

With a slam, he opened the curtain again, put his face on the window and looked out.

After squinting for a long time, I finally saw a small figure shivering in the flowers in the distance.

Shen Guangluo looked around the room, but he didn't find an umbrella, and couldn't care less, he pulled a jacket with a hood from the closet.

The phone is still vibrating.

Xiao Qi asked tirelessly.

Qizai: Brother Luo, if you don't reply me, is it because you don't believe in my strength?

Qizai: Do you not believe that I am cool?

Qizai: Do you not believe that I am a violent attack?

Shen Guangluo said into the microphone: "I believe you are a big-headed ghost! What kind of virtue do you have? Why don't you have a clue? You can do it if you want, don't bother me, I'm going to save lives now. "

After speaking, he threw the phone on the bed and rushed downstairs.

The rain was heavier than he had imagined. The wind outside slammed the rain on his face, turning it into a stone-like weight, as if it wanted to pierce his skin.

Shen Guangluo shielded his face with one hand, bent over and broke into this purgatory.

He couldn't open his eyes because of the rain, so he could only squint slightly and search in the grass.

The soil in the grass was sticky and soft from the blisters, Shen Guang kicked his feet, and fell crookedly into the mud.

The fall was just right, and he saw the little black cat hiding behind the tree.

It was huddled together by the rain, and the fur on its body was wet and stuck to its body.

Shen Guangluo didn't care about the pain, he got up awkwardly, ran under the tree, held the kitten in both hands, and protected it in his arms.

"You really know how to hide, and I've been looking for you for a long time."

Being able to feel the slight ups and downs on the kitten's stomach, Shen Guangluo felt a little relieved.

The kitten was still trembling, Shen Guangluo didn't dare to stay outside, and ran home in a stumbling manner, and when he stood in front of the gate, he was stunned.

He didn't bring the keys to the house.

Or to put it more realistically, he lived in Xie Yan's house for three years and never had the key to Xie Yan's house.

Xie Yan was ready to let Shen Guangluo leave at any time, and Shen Guangluo was also ready to leave at any time.

Xie Yan is the only one in the family now.

so awkward.

Shen Guangluo took a deep breath, raised his hand and patted the door.

There was no movement inside the door.

"elder brother."

There was still no sound from inside the door.

The rain outside the window was getting heavier and heavier, drifting over the eaves, and the encroaching light fell without a place to stay.

Shen Guangluo lowered his head and looked at the kitten.

The body is limp and listless.

Shen Guangluo wiped the wet fur on the kitten's body with his clothes, then stuffed it into his jacket and warmed it with his body.

"Brother! Open the door!"

"Brother! Brother!"

……

No matter how many times he yelled, Xie Yan in the room seemed to be dead.

This bastard didn't open the door on purpose, did he...

As Shen Guangluo thought about it, he became even more angry. He kicked the door a few times.

Do not ask.

Just ask.

He wanted to scold Xie Yan a little bit.

I still want to beat Xie Yan.

There is something wrong with the place Xie Yan bought.

He flipped through a stack of complicated acquisition plans and felt a little headache, so he turned on the phonograph and played a piece of classical music.

The style of classical music is soothing and melodious.

Xie Yan squinted his eyes, wanted to rest for 10 minutes, but leaned on the sofa and fell asleep.

When I opened my eyes again, it was already one o'clock in the morning, the music on the phonograph was still playing repeatedly, and the rain outside the window seemed to be falling heavily again.

He sat up and rubbed his temples, planning to take a bath to wake up.

As soon as he walked into the living room, he heard a slight sound from the door.

He could have ignored those strange voices, but walked over to open the door by accident.

Seeing the scene outside the door, Xie Yan's eyelashes trembled.

Shen Guangluo sat hunched over by the door, his head drooped, revealing the back of his neck with clear bones, half of his body was drenched in the rain, his clothes were covered with mud, and one of the slippers on his feet fell off.

Sloppy with no human appearance.

Running out on a rainy day?

Lock yourself out?

A fool is indeed a fool.

Xie Yan also watched the joke happily. He held the handle and jokingly said: "Shen Guangluo, you don't sleep at night, why are you insane?"

Shen Guangluo moved his body, and slowly raised his head, the moment his eyes touched Xie Yan, mist filled with grievance, and the rain on his eyelashes fell on the corners of his eyes.

He pouted and said pitifully, "Brother, I'm so cold."

While speaking, the kitten in the bosom also popped its head, and the two little animals raised their heads at the same time, looking at Xie Yan with dark eyes, just like two shooting machines.

Xie Yan smiled a little stiffly.

Shen Guangluo's voice trembled slightly: "Brother, let's go inside..."

The focus is on the word "we".

Shen Guangluo wanted to raise a cat, but Xie Yan would definitely not let him, so he could only beg Xie Yan humbly.

No dignity.

But he can only bow his head for the cat.

Xie Yan didn't speak, and looked Shen Guangluo up and down, he was drowned, and he was still protecting the cat in his arms.

Shen Guangluo saw Xie Yan's expression loosen, and sneezed twice very appropriately.

"Ah chirp...ah chirp..."

Xie Yan frowned, leaned against the door to push it open, and pointed at the cat.

"You can come in, cats can't."

Shen Guangluo held the kitten in his palm, and said aggrievedly: "But brother...he is so pitiful, if you leave it outside, I won't be able to sleep at night."

Really gross.

Shen Guangluo's body was covered with goose bumps, and his face was still bitterly sensational.

Xie Yan hesitated for a moment: "You won't be able to sleep if you don't bring him into the house? Are you sure?"

Shen Guangluo nodded, looking at Xie Yan with tears in his eyes.

really!Xie Yan nodded.

"Then you can sleep outside with him." The door slammed shut.

Shen Guangluo looked at the door that was closed again, his face was stiff.

Hey!

Xie Yan, this idiot!