What to do with an omega that smells like green tea

"I'm not afraid..."

Lu Qi himself felt that he had no confidence in what he said.

It may be that the real Yu Jingsheng and the Yu Jingsheng in front of him are always put together in the subconscious, so Lu Qi's guilt and timidity towards the real Yu Jingsheng can't help showing it.

There is no way, who has exactly the same face, exactly the same name, and exactly the same personality.

Lu Qi might even feel that the ten years he lived in the past were actually a dream, and the present is the real life.

Like waking up from a dream.

Yu Jingsheng knew it in his heart, but he still felt irritated after listening to Lu Qi's hesitant tone.

The inexplicable boredom from the bottom of his heart made him want to grab the shoulder of the person in front of him and ask him loudly why he was afraid.

But Yu Jingsheng did nothing.

"I asked casually."

Lu Qi nodded timidly. In fact, he really wanted to ask Yu Jingsheng, since he was not angry, could he be allowed to leave.

Lu Qi swallowed, and was about to speak, when he heard Yu Jingsheng say again: "You haven't finished what you just said."

"What?"

Yu Jingsheng's thoughts jumped too fast, Lu Qi often couldn't keep up with his rhythm, and didn't understand what he was referring to.

How did he know which sentence Yu Jingsheng was referring to after so many words were said just now?

"How can I get a wife." Yu Jingsheng helped Lu Qi recall.

When he said this, there was no hint of a joke in his voice, and his face was relatively calm, as if he was asking a question very seriously.

But Lu Qi felt that Yu Jingsheng did it on purpose and was waiting to make fun of him.

"I'm... nonsense, Brother Yu." Lu Qi looked at Yu Jingsheng pitifully, trying to fool him by pretending to be pitiful.

Yu Jingsheng saw through his intention at a glance: "Well, you haven't finished speaking yet, I want to hear it."

Hear a hammer.

Lu Qi felt that what little patience he had left had been worn out. At this moment, he was very, very, extremely, wanting to push Yu Jingsheng away, and then leave gracefully, leaving behind a cool back.

But the fact is that Lu Qi was forced and unwilling, at least he thought so, and admitted his mistake: "Brother Yu, I was wrong, I didn't mean to speak ill of you, what you think I say is fart, it's from my heart Jealousy made trouble, and he said a lot of sour words."

"Don't bother with me, okay?" He recalled seeing the protagonist's coquettish expression in TV dramas, and then made an "exactly the same" one according to the gourd painting.

At least Lu Qi thought they were exactly the same, and his appearance would definitely awaken pity in Yu Jingsheng's heart.

Lu Qi felt that Yu Jingsheng smiled, and when he was secretly happy that he was sure of everything, Yu Jingsheng's next words made him stupid.

"I don't care about it, I just want to ask you how to get a wife."

Listen to the reason, if Lu Qi is not so clear in his heart, he will really believe it.

Ask him for advice?He has never asked for a wife, how would he know.

After soaking hard and soft for a long time, Yu Jingsheng is a piece of wood, no, wood can be lit by fire, Yu Jingsheng must be the kind of wood that has been emptied by moths.

head.

Sourness.

"I don't know." Lu Qi simply pretended not to know, anyway, Yu Jingsheng couldn't open his mouth to let him talk.

"is it?"

Yu Jingsheng's eyes moved back and forth on Lu Qi's face, which made Lu Qi feel apprehensive and didn't dare to show it.

Lu Qi tried his best to sink down, summoned up his courage, and said firmly, "I don't know, I don't remember."

"It's okay, I remember."

Yu Jingsheng laughed until Lu Qi was terrified, and heard him say: "Give him delicious food, buy what he likes, prepare surprises every day, understand his preferences, make him feel cared for all the time, and take care of him at any time." Don't make him angry."

Yu Jingsheng said it almost word for word, but Lu Qi himself forgot that he said it.

"I should have said everything, and you continue later."

Lu Qi curled his lips, he, Yu Jingsheng, must have been a recorder in his previous life.

If it's a good word, forget it, but if it's a bad word, wouldn't it be a grudge.

Speaking bad things about people is most afraid of being heard by the person concerned. Lu Qi felt that he had a back. He was hungry and woke up before dawn. He went down to find something to eat, but he didn't eat anything.

"I really didn't mean it, Brother Yu."

Lu Qi wanted to cry but had no tears, he really felt that Yu Jingsheng was on the tip of his horns, not everyone can bear it.

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw the promise that he had been watching the show with great enthusiasm, and he had a plan.

If you can shift the topic skillfully, maybe you can even end it completely.

So he stretched out his hand and pointed to Nuo Yan who had been watching the show by the side: "It's Brother Nuoyan, he deliberately scared me, so I said something wrong, Brother Yu, I know it's wrong, but...but ..."

Lu Qi hesitated to speak, making people immediately feel that this is really a wronged and strong little pity.

He froze the promise.

He didn't expect that Lu Qi would suddenly point his finger over.

"I'm just a theatergoer, you go on, what does it have to do with me?"

Although it was true that he deliberately said something to scare and tease Lu Qi, but he swear to God, when he said this, Yu Jingsheng was standing behind Lu Qi.

He dared to say that deliberately because he saw Yu Jingsheng's acquiescing eyes.

"Brother Nuoyan, you shouldn't say that about Brother Yu, and you shouldn't scare me. I believe it."

How understanding and understanding.

But Lu Qi's eyes are too bright, it is difficult to conceal the true emotions in his heart.

Lu Qi is just like a bumbling little bitch, complacent in a place where Yu Jingsheng can't see, just like that fox who pretends to be a tiger.

The promise made it clear why Yu Jingsheng treated this child so differently.

The little rabbit who thinks he is shrewd is still complacent, thinking that he has tricked the fox, but in fact, the old fox has already seen through everything secretly.Nuo Yan suddenly felt sorry for the little rabbit, he was not very old, but unfortunately, who let the old fox fall in love with him.

"Brother Yu."

Lu Qi hugged Yu Jingsheng's arm aggrieved, but pitifully: "He said it was too scary, I didn't believe Brother Yu would be such a person, but he scared me, so I said what I said Those words."

"I clearly..." Nuo Yan wanted to tell the truth.

He wanted to say that your Brother Yu stood behind you early in the morning, and he acquiesced, so I said that.

But before he could say the fourth word, Yu Jingsheng shot over with a cold arrow-like gaze.

That way was telling him that if he dared to say one more word, he would die without a burial today. The promise suddenly shut up.

It's better for him not to meddle in his own business, and let the little rabbit be eaten slowly by the old fox.

"I choose to remain silent."

Lu Qi originally thought Nuo Yan would justify a few more words, but in the end he just seemed to acquiesce, without the slightest sign of struggling, which was a bit unbelievable.I couldn't say the lines I had planned, my brain suddenly became empty, and I didn't know what to say.

"It turned out to be like this." Yu Jingsheng liked it very much. Lu Qi took the initiative to make physical contact with him, with a smile at the corner of his mouth, and his voice was unprecedentedly gentle.

Having never seen Yu Jingsheng's promises like this before, he felt goosebumps all over his body, and couldn't help shivering.

"Don't be afraid, he teased you on purpose, it's his fault, it's all his fault."

Nuo Yan looked at the two of them, extremely speechless.

Whether he didn't check the almanac today, or said he committed a crime, why did he have to bear the unbearable burden of life so early in the morning.

Nuo Yan rolled his eyes at Yu Jingsheng's behavior of forgetting righteousness when he sees sex, forgetting friends when he sees sex, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, and pretending to be a beast in clothes.Good guy, stand and pawn, throw away after use.

Nuoyan felt that if he stayed any longer, he would really be a tool man? A fool.

He crossed his arms, straightened his waist, and walked towards them: "Okay, I went back to sleep, it's all my fault, you two take good care of your relationship, and I won't be your light bulb."

He doesn't want to be a witness of other people's love.

Nuo Yan directly knocked Yu Jingsheng away and walked out, next to Yu Jingsheng was Lu Qi.

So the moment Yu Jingsheng was knocked away, Lu Qi was also knocked away. Fortunately, Yu Jingsheng supported his shoulders quickly.

Lu Qi stared back at Nuo Yan's back in a daze. The man walked quickly and disappeared after a while.

"Could he be angry?" Lu Qi asked worriedly.

At that time, he was only focusing on his own relief, and he acted a little too much, maybe he really pissed people off.

Moreover, Nuo Yan even warmed up a cup of milk for himself, if he really got angry, Lu Qi would feel really sorry.

Wait a while or go to apologize to others.

But compared to Lu Qi's worries, Yu Jingsheng seemed indifferent.

After all, he is a friend who has known him for so many years, he can see what makes promises angry.

Anyway, it doesn't look like it just now, if it is, it shouldn't be angry with Lu Qi.

It's mad at him.

"It's okay, he's not angry."

Lu Qi didn't quite believe what Yu Jingsheng said: "Really? But he looks really angry."

Yu Jingsheng smiled, "He won't leave directly when he is angry, it should be another reason..."

Deliberately hesitating to speak, and giving Lu Qi a break.

Lu Qi couldn't stand this kind of half-talking, and deliberately didn't say the whole thing, just like watching the exciting part of the TV show, it suddenly cut into a commercial, which was disappointing.

"What is it?" He asked anxiously.

"Stay alone for too long, usually you can't see other people in pairs, and it's easy to be envious and jealous."

"what?"

After Lu Qi realized who Yu Jingsheng was referring to by "pairing in pairs", his expression suddenly became unnatural, and he said in a low voice: "What is this?

what……"

He didn't pair up with Yu Jingsheng.

Looking at the cute child with lowered eyebrows and pleasing eyes, Yu Jingsheng's heart trembled as if he had been scratched by a fleshy cat's paw: "Since the promise is gone, let's continue talking about the rest." Bar."

"Continue to say?"

Lu Qi was stunned, he seemed to be unable to keep up with Yu Jingsheng's thinking.

"Continue..." Yu Jingsheng approached slowly and put his ear on Lu Qi: "How can I get a wife."

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