What to do with an omega that smells like green tea
Chapter 39 On Yu Jingsheng's Unable to Get a Daughter-in-law After Being Captured on the Spot
It took Lu Qi a long time to react.
"Contact barrier?"
Seeing Lu Qi's surprised expression, Nuo Yan couldn't help laughing: "He looks normal in front of you, right, but in fact Yu Jingsheng doesn't like physical contact with people. In the past, except for his sister, our friends put their hands on his shoulders." No way."
"so serious?"
He looked at Yu Jingsheng quite normal, and he played tricks on him, if he was not a seasoned veteran, Lu Qi wouldn't believe it.
"It's more than serious. No one can stop me from getting nervous." Nuo Yan couldn't help complaining: "You don't know how many times a week the sofa in his office is changed. Anyway, every time I go to see it, it's different. , I said to him, he told me that everything has a useful life, but his life is relatively short."
"His old lady took him to see a doctor. He was afraid of some kind of disease. As a result, doctors, big and small, whether psychiatrists or ordinary doctors, came to the conclusion that everything is normal. They also don't know the reason for the touch."
Nuo Yan shook his head and "tsk tsk" twice: "I really don't know what's wrong. If you want me to say it's hypocritical, throw him in the most and dirtiest place. I don't believe it can't cure this stinky problem."
Lu Qi was terrified.
Thinking of yesterday when he was in Yu Jingsheng's office, he was lying on the sofa while playing with his mobile phone while sipping milk tea, feeling very comfortable.
He took a sip of the milk tea several times and didn't swallow it, but he was amused by the video that he found. He grinned, and the milk tea flowed out from his mouth and dripped on the sofa. He didn't care, so he just wiped it with his hands. .
Maybe it's mixed with my own saliva...
If Yu Jingsheng found out about this, he might not only throw out the sofa, but also throw him out together.
Lu Qi felt that he had imagined such a scene, and swallowed his saliva in fear.
"What are you doing with that constipated expression?" After talking for a long time without getting a response from Lu Qi, Nuo Yan saw Lu Qi standing there alone, looking like he couldn't explain it.
Lu Qi hesitated for a moment, and asked cautiously: "If someone gets milk tea and saliva on Yu Jingsheng's things, what will happen to him?"
what……"
"Him?" Nuo Yan seemed to be thinking seriously: "It's not going to happen, at most..."
Looking at Lu Qi's nervous little face, Nuo Yan immediately understood the reason why Lu Qi asked this question suddenly, so he deliberately procrastinated and didn't continue.
This made Lu Qi extremely anxious, eagerly waiting for the words behind the promise: "How is it?"
Whether to scold him directly or beat him up violently, a rich man like Yu Jingsheng shouldn't have to worry about these things with him.
Lu Qi is not sure, what if Yu Jingsheng cares about it, after all, he even built a Ferris wheel to occupy the space because his house is too big, and he did such insane things.
What if, just because my milk tea saliva got on his sofa, I felt that there was no need for this person to live, and then killed him directly, or threw him into the wilderness where the birds don't shit to fend for themselves.
Moreover, Yu Jingsheng has a great career in this family, and crushing a person to death should be similar to crushing an ant.
But Lu Qi felt that if he was really crushed to death because of four cups of milk tea, would he be too wronged, more wronged than Dou E?
Although the little tea said that his life would not be in any danger, but after a few times, the little tea's credibility with Lu Qi was almost zero.
"It's nothing, it's possible to cut off the tongue, so that person will have a long memory." Nuo Yan deliberately said it indifferently, as if it was no big deal, and then secretly observed Lu Qi's reaction.
He saw that Lu Qi was very excited. If it wasn't for his naturally curly hair, Nuo Yan really felt that Lu Qi's hair would stand on end.
"Cutting off the tongue for people to have a long memory? Wouldn't it disappear wherever they touched him? If the eyes make contact, do they have to dig out the eyeballs?"
Lu Qi completely believed it, especially Nuoyan's expression of "not so much", which made him fall into a deep self-doubt.
Just... Are all Yu Jingsheng's friends this perverted?
"Then what do you think should be punished?"
Lu Qi was immersed in self-doubt. When he heard someone asking, he didn't think much about it. He thought it was Nuo Yan who was asking him, so he said directly: "Why should we punish him? Human tongue, people should be more magnanimous, haggling over every detail will not win a wife."
"Oh? Then tell me, how can I get a wife?"
"Feed him well, give him a good meal, spend generously, give him surprises every day, understand his preferences, make him feel cared for all the time, take care of his emotions at all times, and not make him angry... ..." The glass was put aside at some point, Lu Qi counted with his fingers.
As he was talking, Lu Qi suddenly felt that the atmosphere was not right. Why did Nuoyan ask him how to get a wife? After realizing it, the voice of the question just now didn't sound like Nuo Yan's.
to like...
"What else?" The voice behind him sounded again, but Lu Qi had already heard it clearly.
It was Yu Jingsheng's voice.
Seeing Nuo Yan's expression of "I don't know, I don't know anything" and waiting to see the good show, he secretly cursed a few words in his heart, and then, like a child who made a mistake, he was extremely reluctant and had to face it.
Lu Qi turned his body at the slowest speed in his life, faced Yu Jingsheng, smiled unnaturally, and greeted him: "Ha, good evening, you can't sleep either."
"Pfft." Nuo Yan laughed unceremoniously from behind.
Lu Qi had already scolded the promise several times in his heart, thanks to the fact that he had a good impression of this person at the beginning, it was fake, it was all fake.
The world is hot and cold, and people's hearts are not old.
"Well, good evening." Although Yu Jingsheng was not expressionless at the moment, Lu Qi felt that he must not be laughing like that. He couldn't tell, it was like a kind of sizing up, more like a fishing rod shaking when fishing, The fish are about to take the bait.
It's better to have a slumped face as usual, but now it makes Lu Qi's heart shudder, and his back feels cold.
Lu Qi wanted to say that he was sleepy and was about to go back to his room to sleep, but he didn't know if his eagerness to escape was too obvious, so Yu Jingsheng spoke up first: "You haven't finished what you just said."
Lu Qi wanted to cry, but he didn't know when Yu Jingsheng appeared there, let alone how much Yu Jingsheng listened to what he said.
Yu Jingsheng guessed it again, and explained Lu Qi's confusion: "It started when you said you got milk tea and drool on the sofa."
What, have you stood there for so long?
Because Lu Qi's back was facing the kitchen door, he didn't even know that Yu Jingsheng was coming, but Nuo Yan was facing the kitchen door, so he must have seen it long ago, but he never reminded himself.
The world is hot and cold, and people's hearts are sinister.
"I just asked casually, said casually." Lu Qi couldn't tell whether Yu Jingsheng was angry or not, so he just wanted to say something nice to fool him.
Yu Jingsheng seems to be quite fond of tea.
Lu Qi despised his own behavior very much, but as the saying goes, if a man can bend and stretch, face is worth a few dollars.
Once the ideological work is done, I accept it naturally in my heart, and I don't resist it so much.
He took a deep breath, walked forward, gently tugged on the sleeve of Yu Jingsheng's home clothes, and deliberately sniffed his nose, pitiful, making people feel a little affectionate.
"Brother Yu, I'm just afraid that you will blame me, because I don't want to do things you don't like, and I don't want you to hate me. It's all my fault. I don't ask for forgiveness. If Brother Yu is really angry, just hit me a few times. "
Saying that, Lu Qi rolled up his sleeves pretendingly, revealing his fair-skinned forearms, and gritted his teeth, as if he had made up his mind: "Let's fight, I won't say it hurts."
Nuoyan made everyone look bad from behind.
He really wanted to complain, but as soon as he uttered a syllable, he was held back by Yu Jingsheng's slap in the eyes.
Nuoyan made an "ok" gesture, but his mouth moved without making a sound: "OK, OK, I won't say it, I won't say it, I won't say it, I will shut up, I will shut up."
It's too late for others to enjoy it, so why bother him so vaguely.
That's right, the two showed their affection in front of him, and he wanted to go out to get some air.
But they blocked the door, and Nuoyan knew that if he went up to disturb him at this time, Yu Jingsheng might just take a knife and kill him.
So Noah is really single? Excessive? Witness of love, forced to watch other people's love stories.
"I won't hit you." Yu Jingsheng rolled down Lu Qi's rolled up sleeves: "It's quite cold, don't mess around with your clothes."
Looking at Yu Jingsheng like this from behind, Nuo Yan almost rolled his eyes to the sky.
Lu Qi felt that Yu Jingsheng didn't seem so angry anymore, his tone sounded very gentle, and he relaxed, but he didn't dare to relax too much, so he was going to confirm first: "Then Brother Yu, are you not angry with me? "
"I've never been angry."
What Yu Jingsheng said was the truth, he just thought it was very interesting, so he stood behind and listened to it, and then signaled with his eyes that he promised not to tell Lu Qi.
I don't know how I got to the kid, and I became angry. Does he look fierce?
Thinking of what Lu Qi said to Nuo Yan just now without knowing it, Yu Jingsheng felt that this child was quite afraid of him.
Yu Jingsheng didn't beat around the bush, but asked directly: "Are you afraid of me?"
"what?"
Before Lu Qi had time to feel the joy of the rest of his life after the catastrophe, he was a little puzzled by a question asked by Yu Jingsheng.
Yu Jingsheng asked again: "Are you afraid of me?"
In fact, Yu Jingsheng knows that there is no need to worry about this issue. After all, because of his identity, status, and family, anyone will fear him
sense.
What's more, I have only known this child for less than two days, so it is perfectly normal to be afraid.
But subconsciously, Yu Jingsheng didn't want Lu Qi to be afraid of him.
In other words, he didn't want Lu Qi to be afraid of him.
The author has something to say
Promise: Thank you, thank you, I am touched, can you let me go out, what do you like to do.
"Contact barrier?"
Seeing Lu Qi's surprised expression, Nuo Yan couldn't help laughing: "He looks normal in front of you, right, but in fact Yu Jingsheng doesn't like physical contact with people. In the past, except for his sister, our friends put their hands on his shoulders." No way."
"so serious?"
He looked at Yu Jingsheng quite normal, and he played tricks on him, if he was not a seasoned veteran, Lu Qi wouldn't believe it.
"It's more than serious. No one can stop me from getting nervous." Nuo Yan couldn't help complaining: "You don't know how many times a week the sofa in his office is changed. Anyway, every time I go to see it, it's different. , I said to him, he told me that everything has a useful life, but his life is relatively short."
"His old lady took him to see a doctor. He was afraid of some kind of disease. As a result, doctors, big and small, whether psychiatrists or ordinary doctors, came to the conclusion that everything is normal. They also don't know the reason for the touch."
Nuo Yan shook his head and "tsk tsk" twice: "I really don't know what's wrong. If you want me to say it's hypocritical, throw him in the most and dirtiest place. I don't believe it can't cure this stinky problem."
Lu Qi was terrified.
Thinking of yesterday when he was in Yu Jingsheng's office, he was lying on the sofa while playing with his mobile phone while sipping milk tea, feeling very comfortable.
He took a sip of the milk tea several times and didn't swallow it, but he was amused by the video that he found. He grinned, and the milk tea flowed out from his mouth and dripped on the sofa. He didn't care, so he just wiped it with his hands. .
Maybe it's mixed with my own saliva...
If Yu Jingsheng found out about this, he might not only throw out the sofa, but also throw him out together.
Lu Qi felt that he had imagined such a scene, and swallowed his saliva in fear.
"What are you doing with that constipated expression?" After talking for a long time without getting a response from Lu Qi, Nuo Yan saw Lu Qi standing there alone, looking like he couldn't explain it.
Lu Qi hesitated for a moment, and asked cautiously: "If someone gets milk tea and saliva on Yu Jingsheng's things, what will happen to him?"
what……"
"Him?" Nuo Yan seemed to be thinking seriously: "It's not going to happen, at most..."
Looking at Lu Qi's nervous little face, Nuo Yan immediately understood the reason why Lu Qi asked this question suddenly, so he deliberately procrastinated and didn't continue.
This made Lu Qi extremely anxious, eagerly waiting for the words behind the promise: "How is it?"
Whether to scold him directly or beat him up violently, a rich man like Yu Jingsheng shouldn't have to worry about these things with him.
Lu Qi is not sure, what if Yu Jingsheng cares about it, after all, he even built a Ferris wheel to occupy the space because his house is too big, and he did such insane things.
What if, just because my milk tea saliva got on his sofa, I felt that there was no need for this person to live, and then killed him directly, or threw him into the wilderness where the birds don't shit to fend for themselves.
Moreover, Yu Jingsheng has a great career in this family, and crushing a person to death should be similar to crushing an ant.
But Lu Qi felt that if he was really crushed to death because of four cups of milk tea, would he be too wronged, more wronged than Dou E?
Although the little tea said that his life would not be in any danger, but after a few times, the little tea's credibility with Lu Qi was almost zero.
"It's nothing, it's possible to cut off the tongue, so that person will have a long memory." Nuo Yan deliberately said it indifferently, as if it was no big deal, and then secretly observed Lu Qi's reaction.
He saw that Lu Qi was very excited. If it wasn't for his naturally curly hair, Nuo Yan really felt that Lu Qi's hair would stand on end.
"Cutting off the tongue for people to have a long memory? Wouldn't it disappear wherever they touched him? If the eyes make contact, do they have to dig out the eyeballs?"
Lu Qi completely believed it, especially Nuoyan's expression of "not so much", which made him fall into a deep self-doubt.
Just... Are all Yu Jingsheng's friends this perverted?
"Then what do you think should be punished?"
Lu Qi was immersed in self-doubt. When he heard someone asking, he didn't think much about it. He thought it was Nuo Yan who was asking him, so he said directly: "Why should we punish him? Human tongue, people should be more magnanimous, haggling over every detail will not win a wife."
"Oh? Then tell me, how can I get a wife?"
"Feed him well, give him a good meal, spend generously, give him surprises every day, understand his preferences, make him feel cared for all the time, take care of his emotions at all times, and not make him angry... ..." The glass was put aside at some point, Lu Qi counted with his fingers.
As he was talking, Lu Qi suddenly felt that the atmosphere was not right. Why did Nuoyan ask him how to get a wife? After realizing it, the voice of the question just now didn't sound like Nuo Yan's.
to like...
"What else?" The voice behind him sounded again, but Lu Qi had already heard it clearly.
It was Yu Jingsheng's voice.
Seeing Nuo Yan's expression of "I don't know, I don't know anything" and waiting to see the good show, he secretly cursed a few words in his heart, and then, like a child who made a mistake, he was extremely reluctant and had to face it.
Lu Qi turned his body at the slowest speed in his life, faced Yu Jingsheng, smiled unnaturally, and greeted him: "Ha, good evening, you can't sleep either."
"Pfft." Nuo Yan laughed unceremoniously from behind.
Lu Qi had already scolded the promise several times in his heart, thanks to the fact that he had a good impression of this person at the beginning, it was fake, it was all fake.
The world is hot and cold, and people's hearts are not old.
"Well, good evening." Although Yu Jingsheng was not expressionless at the moment, Lu Qi felt that he must not be laughing like that. He couldn't tell, it was like a kind of sizing up, more like a fishing rod shaking when fishing, The fish are about to take the bait.
It's better to have a slumped face as usual, but now it makes Lu Qi's heart shudder, and his back feels cold.
Lu Qi wanted to say that he was sleepy and was about to go back to his room to sleep, but he didn't know if his eagerness to escape was too obvious, so Yu Jingsheng spoke up first: "You haven't finished what you just said."
Lu Qi wanted to cry, but he didn't know when Yu Jingsheng appeared there, let alone how much Yu Jingsheng listened to what he said.
Yu Jingsheng guessed it again, and explained Lu Qi's confusion: "It started when you said you got milk tea and drool on the sofa."
What, have you stood there for so long?
Because Lu Qi's back was facing the kitchen door, he didn't even know that Yu Jingsheng was coming, but Nuo Yan was facing the kitchen door, so he must have seen it long ago, but he never reminded himself.
The world is hot and cold, and people's hearts are sinister.
"I just asked casually, said casually." Lu Qi couldn't tell whether Yu Jingsheng was angry or not, so he just wanted to say something nice to fool him.
Yu Jingsheng seems to be quite fond of tea.
Lu Qi despised his own behavior very much, but as the saying goes, if a man can bend and stretch, face is worth a few dollars.
Once the ideological work is done, I accept it naturally in my heart, and I don't resist it so much.
He took a deep breath, walked forward, gently tugged on the sleeve of Yu Jingsheng's home clothes, and deliberately sniffed his nose, pitiful, making people feel a little affectionate.
"Brother Yu, I'm just afraid that you will blame me, because I don't want to do things you don't like, and I don't want you to hate me. It's all my fault. I don't ask for forgiveness. If Brother Yu is really angry, just hit me a few times. "
Saying that, Lu Qi rolled up his sleeves pretendingly, revealing his fair-skinned forearms, and gritted his teeth, as if he had made up his mind: "Let's fight, I won't say it hurts."
Nuoyan made everyone look bad from behind.
He really wanted to complain, but as soon as he uttered a syllable, he was held back by Yu Jingsheng's slap in the eyes.
Nuoyan made an "ok" gesture, but his mouth moved without making a sound: "OK, OK, I won't say it, I won't say it, I won't say it, I will shut up, I will shut up."
It's too late for others to enjoy it, so why bother him so vaguely.
That's right, the two showed their affection in front of him, and he wanted to go out to get some air.
But they blocked the door, and Nuoyan knew that if he went up to disturb him at this time, Yu Jingsheng might just take a knife and kill him.
So Noah is really single? Excessive? Witness of love, forced to watch other people's love stories.
"I won't hit you." Yu Jingsheng rolled down Lu Qi's rolled up sleeves: "It's quite cold, don't mess around with your clothes."
Looking at Yu Jingsheng like this from behind, Nuo Yan almost rolled his eyes to the sky.
Lu Qi felt that Yu Jingsheng didn't seem so angry anymore, his tone sounded very gentle, and he relaxed, but he didn't dare to relax too much, so he was going to confirm first: "Then Brother Yu, are you not angry with me? "
"I've never been angry."
What Yu Jingsheng said was the truth, he just thought it was very interesting, so he stood behind and listened to it, and then signaled with his eyes that he promised not to tell Lu Qi.
I don't know how I got to the kid, and I became angry. Does he look fierce?
Thinking of what Lu Qi said to Nuo Yan just now without knowing it, Yu Jingsheng felt that this child was quite afraid of him.
Yu Jingsheng didn't beat around the bush, but asked directly: "Are you afraid of me?"
"what?"
Before Lu Qi had time to feel the joy of the rest of his life after the catastrophe, he was a little puzzled by a question asked by Yu Jingsheng.
Yu Jingsheng asked again: "Are you afraid of me?"
In fact, Yu Jingsheng knows that there is no need to worry about this issue. After all, because of his identity, status, and family, anyone will fear him
sense.
What's more, I have only known this child for less than two days, so it is perfectly normal to be afraid.
But subconsciously, Yu Jingsheng didn't want Lu Qi to be afraid of him.
In other words, he didn't want Lu Qi to be afraid of him.
The author has something to say
Promise: Thank you, thank you, I am touched, can you let me go out, what do you like to do.
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