The rules of survival of the magic stick
Chapter 2
Walking on the road, Tang Su couldn't help heaving a long sigh. He couldn't figure out why people nowadays like to brag, and when they are denied, they start to get angry. It's really scary!
Just when Tang Su was thinking this way, he heard a burst of cool crying, as if he had hit a ghost, and the crying was miserable!
Tang Su frowned impatiently. It was still broad daylight. Didn't crying like this add to people's hearts and make them feel uncomfortable?
Looking along the crying place, I saw a tofu stand not far away. A woman was sitting on the tofu stand. She was wearing a white dress and looked like a mourner!
Tang Su pursed his lips. Speaking of which, the stall owner was an acquaintance. He usually eats and drinks other people's tofu nao. Seeing this situation, it is better to ask in the past. After all, Tang Su is nothing A real heartless person!
He flicked the hem of his clothes, then walked towards the woman with his banner.
There was a peach blossom tree on both sides of the road. The flowers fell on Tang Su's shoulders, and finally slid from Tang Su's shoulders to his toes.
The woman was wearing a light blue dress, crying and said sadly: "When will I meet you again? Mr...."
When Tang Su heard this sentence, he knew why the woman was crying so sadly. Tang Su walked up to the woman and said lightly, "Sister-in-law misses elder brother again? Today just happens to be In July and a half, if my sister-in-law really wants to see my eldest brother, she can use some methods to meet her!"
After the woman heard Tang Su's voice, she immediately raised her head. Her eyes were a little red and swollen from crying, and she asked in a hoarse voice: "Method? What method are you talking about? Is there any other way to make her suffer? Can I meet my husband?"
Tang Su saw that the woman answered his words, coughed lightly, and said in a dignified manner: "I can do a fortune telling for you, but I can see if your husband-in-law is willing to meet you!"
Unexpectedly, as soon as he finished this sentence, the woman turned around and left. Tang Su thought it was not good, and his business was about to fail. He smiled, walked up to the woman, and said, "We are both acquaintances, don't you Don't you trust me?"
"You don't have to joke with me. If you really can, you won't set up a street stall here again. I'll go back first!"
After the woman finished speaking, she turned around and walked away quickly. Seeing this, Tang Su pursed her lips, and it was difficult to keep her. She sighed and planned to leave.
And at this moment, Tang Su's eyes suddenly brightened, and he noticed the man in the other side who was dressed in a bad manner. A layer of black veil fell down, although the man's face was covered, but the man's outline could still be seen.
There is also a black jade pendant hanging on the man's waist. One can tell at a glance that he is definitely a son and young master of a rich family!
Tang Su's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help walking towards the man. When he got in front of the man, he smiled slightly and said, "The thing on this young master's body
After hearing Tang Su's voice, the man lowered his head, and asked in a deep voice, "Analyze me?"
"That's right!" Tang Su said excitedly. Generally, people who don't believe him will turn around and leave, but this person doesn't, so he should be a rich fool!
Although Tang Su is notorious, in fact he still has some general skills. Before, he learned a little superficial kung fu from an old magic stick, and he was more than enough to fool these fools.
Although the old magic stick did not teach him other skills, he also taught him the ability to pinch and count. Although he can't calculate anything, at most he can calculate a person's deep skills, so other things, It's all made up by relying on Tang Su's three-inch tongue.
Tang Su counted on the man, and suddenly felt that something was wrong. No matter how he calculated, he couldn't calculate the matter of this man!
"What did you count?" The man asked seeing that Tang Su was sweating profusely.
The man's voice still has no emotion, but it can make people feel at ease, and after careful consideration, it is unusually alienated and indifferent.
But Tang Su felt that when the man was talking, he was laughing at himself instead of asking a real question!
He secretly thought that his brain must be out of order today, and he couldn't figure it out, but for the sake of his own face, he had to hold on!
"I figured it out, but, the secret must not be leaked, young master, I think you are not from the local area because of your clothes?" Tang Su quickly changed the subject, fearing that he would not be able to figure it out if people saw it.
The man chuckled and said, "No, I can tell fortunes too. I see you, young master. It's a pity that you are a short-lived ghost. Have you figured out your own life?"
As soon as Tang Su heard what the man said, he became impatient, and pointed at the man's face and growled: "You are the short-lived ghost. If I were a short-lived ghost, wouldn't the grass be several feet high on the grave? If you If you can't speak, don't speak, and you won't be afraid of being beaten!"
After Tang Su finished speaking, his mind turned and he felt that something was wrong. His face turned slightly better, and he suddenly said softly: "Oh, but, I'm not dead yet. I should have fairy water, young master. Want a bottle?"
Regarding Tang Su's face change, the man didn't feel pregnant. He took a deep look at the bottle that Tang Su handed over, took his hand, and then handed the bottle to Tang Su, shaking the bottle back and forth, faintly He asked, "Is the fairy water rainwater or river water?"
The man's hand bones are very slender, without any calluses, it is even more beautiful than a woman's hand. After being shown by the man, Tang Su couldn't help looking at his hand, and couldn't help but sigh. He is also the young master of a big family who does not stick to the sun, but now...
Thinking of this, he raised his head, but unfortunately, there was no figure of that man in front of him?
"Huh? The fat sheep he got just ran away like this? How could it be like this? Can you master martial arts?"
Facing the reality, Tang Su seemed a little angry. The fat sheep that had just arrived and was about to be slaughtered flew away like this. Could he not be angry?
And at this moment, a familiar voice came from behind Tang Su: "You were almost killed just now, can't you change your cheap mouth? That man just now is the reincarnated disciple of the Buddhist sect from Daming Temple Gongyi Fu, fortunately he didn't embarrass you, if he embarrasses you, I'm afraid you will be useless today!"
Just when Tang Su was thinking this way, he heard a burst of cool crying, as if he had hit a ghost, and the crying was miserable!
Tang Su frowned impatiently. It was still broad daylight. Didn't crying like this add to people's hearts and make them feel uncomfortable?
Looking along the crying place, I saw a tofu stand not far away. A woman was sitting on the tofu stand. She was wearing a white dress and looked like a mourner!
Tang Su pursed his lips. Speaking of which, the stall owner was an acquaintance. He usually eats and drinks other people's tofu nao. Seeing this situation, it is better to ask in the past. After all, Tang Su is nothing A real heartless person!
He flicked the hem of his clothes, then walked towards the woman with his banner.
There was a peach blossom tree on both sides of the road. The flowers fell on Tang Su's shoulders, and finally slid from Tang Su's shoulders to his toes.
The woman was wearing a light blue dress, crying and said sadly: "When will I meet you again? Mr...."
When Tang Su heard this sentence, he knew why the woman was crying so sadly. Tang Su walked up to the woman and said lightly, "Sister-in-law misses elder brother again? Today just happens to be In July and a half, if my sister-in-law really wants to see my eldest brother, she can use some methods to meet her!"
After the woman heard Tang Su's voice, she immediately raised her head. Her eyes were a little red and swollen from crying, and she asked in a hoarse voice: "Method? What method are you talking about? Is there any other way to make her suffer? Can I meet my husband?"
Tang Su saw that the woman answered his words, coughed lightly, and said in a dignified manner: "I can do a fortune telling for you, but I can see if your husband-in-law is willing to meet you!"
Unexpectedly, as soon as he finished this sentence, the woman turned around and left. Tang Su thought it was not good, and his business was about to fail. He smiled, walked up to the woman, and said, "We are both acquaintances, don't you Don't you trust me?"
"You don't have to joke with me. If you really can, you won't set up a street stall here again. I'll go back first!"
After the woman finished speaking, she turned around and walked away quickly. Seeing this, Tang Su pursed her lips, and it was difficult to keep her. She sighed and planned to leave.
And at this moment, Tang Su's eyes suddenly brightened, and he noticed the man in the other side who was dressed in a bad manner. A layer of black veil fell down, although the man's face was covered, but the man's outline could still be seen.
There is also a black jade pendant hanging on the man's waist. One can tell at a glance that he is definitely a son and young master of a rich family!
Tang Su's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help walking towards the man. When he got in front of the man, he smiled slightly and said, "The thing on this young master's body
After hearing Tang Su's voice, the man lowered his head, and asked in a deep voice, "Analyze me?"
"That's right!" Tang Su said excitedly. Generally, people who don't believe him will turn around and leave, but this person doesn't, so he should be a rich fool!
Although Tang Su is notorious, in fact he still has some general skills. Before, he learned a little superficial kung fu from an old magic stick, and he was more than enough to fool these fools.
Although the old magic stick did not teach him other skills, he also taught him the ability to pinch and count. Although he can't calculate anything, at most he can calculate a person's deep skills, so other things, It's all made up by relying on Tang Su's three-inch tongue.
Tang Su counted on the man, and suddenly felt that something was wrong. No matter how he calculated, he couldn't calculate the matter of this man!
"What did you count?" The man asked seeing that Tang Su was sweating profusely.
The man's voice still has no emotion, but it can make people feel at ease, and after careful consideration, it is unusually alienated and indifferent.
But Tang Su felt that when the man was talking, he was laughing at himself instead of asking a real question!
He secretly thought that his brain must be out of order today, and he couldn't figure it out, but for the sake of his own face, he had to hold on!
"I figured it out, but, the secret must not be leaked, young master, I think you are not from the local area because of your clothes?" Tang Su quickly changed the subject, fearing that he would not be able to figure it out if people saw it.
The man chuckled and said, "No, I can tell fortunes too. I see you, young master. It's a pity that you are a short-lived ghost. Have you figured out your own life?"
As soon as Tang Su heard what the man said, he became impatient, and pointed at the man's face and growled: "You are the short-lived ghost. If I were a short-lived ghost, wouldn't the grass be several feet high on the grave? If you If you can't speak, don't speak, and you won't be afraid of being beaten!"
After Tang Su finished speaking, his mind turned and he felt that something was wrong. His face turned slightly better, and he suddenly said softly: "Oh, but, I'm not dead yet. I should have fairy water, young master. Want a bottle?"
Regarding Tang Su's face change, the man didn't feel pregnant. He took a deep look at the bottle that Tang Su handed over, took his hand, and then handed the bottle to Tang Su, shaking the bottle back and forth, faintly He asked, "Is the fairy water rainwater or river water?"
The man's hand bones are very slender, without any calluses, it is even more beautiful than a woman's hand. After being shown by the man, Tang Su couldn't help looking at his hand, and couldn't help but sigh. He is also the young master of a big family who does not stick to the sun, but now...
Thinking of this, he raised his head, but unfortunately, there was no figure of that man in front of him?
"Huh? The fat sheep he got just ran away like this? How could it be like this? Can you master martial arts?"
Facing the reality, Tang Su seemed a little angry. The fat sheep that had just arrived and was about to be slaughtered flew away like this. Could he not be angry?
And at this moment, a familiar voice came from behind Tang Su: "You were almost killed just now, can't you change your cheap mouth? That man just now is the reincarnated disciple of the Buddhist sect from Daming Temple Gongyi Fu, fortunately he didn't embarrass you, if he embarrasses you, I'm afraid you will be useless today!"
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